Inuyasha: The Drama (I swear I'll stop thinking about the musical)

Chapter: O.o

And, yet again, keep in mind that I'm tired, I'm running off Chpcolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice-cream, and I have no idea how a beauty pageant works.

Kagome- "Uh, ok lets get this pageant started." She looks around. "Who wants to judge?" Sango, Kagura, Shippou, and Kikyo raise their hands.

Kikyo- "Kagura can't!! She'll vote Sesshoumaru best in everything!"

Kagura- ".... So!? He's AMAZING!!!!" She goes over to Sesshoumaru and hugs him...with her hand placed strategically on the hott demon lord's bum.

Sesshoumaru flinches- "It said in my contract that I wouldn't have to put up with weirdo's like you!!" He runs to his dressing room sobbing.

Kagura- "Come back, you sexy demon!!!" She runs after Sesshoumaru and sits in front of his door singing Row row row you boat in rounds with the other Sesshoumaru-obsessed fruits out there. [Jenna not included]

Sesshoumaru sighs as he fixes his eye shadow, and a giant mound of dirty clothes starts to cackle.

"Wahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!! You are MINE!!" a midget jumps out, grabbing Sesshoumaru and dragging him through the tiny air vents.

Sesshoumaru- "I thought they got a restraining order against you!!!"

Jenna- "So? You're mine now!!! I can steal you all I want!! It's my fic!!! Mweheheheee!!!" She runs away, dragging the troubled demon lord after her.

Kagome- "Erm...Ok, Sango, Kikyo, and I will judge. Shippou, why don't you be the announcer?"

Shippou- "But I wanna j—" He receives a death glare from Naraku. "Uh...Ok...I'll announce!! AND I SHALL BE THE BEST ANNOUNCER OF ALL TIME!!!!"

Kagome- "Ok, all the contestants have an hour to get ready for the first part, and the rest of us will start getting a bunch of really fattening food to eat really slowly in front of you!" Miroku goes to his dressing room to prepare for the talent section

Inuyasha- "Hey, I changed my mind! I wanna be in it!!"

Naraku- "Me, too!"

Shippou- "But Inuyasha's too fat!!!"

Inuyasha smacks him over the head. "I am NOT fat!!!! I'm big-boned!"

Kagome- "Ok, you guys can go get ready. Miroku's the only contestant here, and we do need more."

Inuyasha and Naraku run off to their own dressing rooms to prepare...stuff...Suddenly, Kouga and Kiba walk in, wearing brand-new clothes for the pageant.

Sango- "Oooo, Kiba! I LOVE those pants!! They're so cute!!"

Kiba- "I know!! Can you believe they were only $85!? That's sooo cheap!!!"

Shippou- "Isn't that kinda expensive for old, butt hugging jeans?"

Kiba- "You don't know anything!! It would've taken weeks to get regular pants this old looking, and I haven't the time to search the thrift stores!! Weirdo's hang out there!!!"

Kouga- "No one's even mentioned my new mini!!!" He pouts.

Kagome- "Uh, it's very nice, Kouga!!"

Kouga- "You don't mean it!!" Tears well up in his eyes.

Kagome- "But I do mean it!! Fur's just not my thing...."

Kouga- "I know!! Isn't it cuuuuuute!?!??!?"

Kagome- "Yeah....."

Heh...sorry. Something about me jumping out of a pile of Sesshoumaru's dirty laundry amuses me... not like I'd ever do that or anything ¬ ¬..........Yeah, more Kiba bashing, sorry!!

Yeah I know I said I'd stop writing if I didn't get more reviews, but I had an idea....and hey, those two reviews are great

REVIEW OR I SHALL TROW FORK BALLS AT YOU AND I WILL MAKE MEAN REMARKS ABOUT YOUR BOOTY!!! PIRATE booty...Not ur ass...

Oy, I was looking back on my reviews and I forgot to thank Daethena: the lost grim reaper....I don't remember that person....CURSE YOU SPONGEBOB!!! CUUUUURRRSEEE YOOOOUUU!!!!! Anyway, thanks [insert cheesy grin]

Happy Pill Gurl: lol those crazy preppies should go hump a llama...wait no, that wouldn't be fair to the llama. Not to mention that it'd be disturbing....

Jojoblonde- that crazy email CURS- oy...soooo tired...I shall STOP CURSING THINGS AS OF NOW. Lol thanks bunches, Jo!