Inuyasha: The Drama (Will you take me to the musical?)
Chapter: bye-bye, fluffy
Remember that I'm really bored, my writing esteem dropped a few points, and I've been searching e-bay for a few cds... and lighters...all day
Sango: "Hey, where's Sesshoumaru?"
Kagura: "How should I know?" Her eyes start to shift.
Kagome: "It doesn't matter. Now the other guys have a better chance at winning."
Suddenly Sesshoumaru drops out of the air vent above them. "Ouch!!" He looks up at something in the vent. "Damn you, midget!! DAMN YOU!!!" Jenna drops out of the vent and lands on her favorite demon's fluffy.
Sesshoumaru gets up, gracefully brushing dust off his clothes. He looks around. "Where's everyone else?"
Kagome: "They're all getting ready for the beauty pageant. You still have a few minutes, if you still want to be in it."
Sesshoumaru thinks for a few moments. "Hey, aren't we supposed to be filming a soap opera?"
Kikyo: "Oh yeah....I was wonder why we were all crowded in a studio..."
Jenna: "Oh yeah.... I really should start remembering things..." She runs (or walks really semi-fast) to her computer, still carrying Sesshoumaru's Fluffy.
Sesshoumaru: "HEY!!! I NEED THAT!!!"
Kagome: "Ok, Sesshoumaru can direct, since he's not doing anything."
Sesshoumaru runs to his dressing room, and emerges a few minutes later wearing the stereotypical director's outfit. He grabs the camera and so begins Sesshoumaru's directorial debut. "Okay, Kagome and Kikyo start in scene 74. Kagome, your motivation is that you're really pissed, and Kikyo, you want to kill Kagome. ACTION!"
Kagome: "You BITCH!!! How DARE you try to kill me with that lawn
mower!!!"
Kikyo: "It's your fault for not dying properly!!!" She lowers her
voice to a whisper. "Stick with me, kid, and I'll teach you everything
you need to know."
Kagome: "Well, I always have wanted to play the bagpipes..."
Kikyo: "I have a friend of a friend's second cousin, twice removed who
can teach you."
Kagome: "Oh, Kikyo!! You're really not the heartless bitch I thought
you where!"
Kikyo: "It's a common misconception about us dead people, don't worry
about it! And, d'you wanna know the truth? It was that sleazebag,
Miroku, who hired me to kill you."
Kagome: "Why? What did I do to Miroku?" Depressing music starts to
play, as a single tear trickles down Kagome's cheek.
Kikyo: "He said something about you not letting him have you're llama...
I wasn't exactly sure what he meant..."
Kagome: "All I did was tell him that the llama thought he was ugly!
Why me!? I never do anything mean to anybody!" She starts to sob, and
Sesshoumaru turns off the camera.
Sesshoumaru: "Cut! That was excellent!" He looks over at Shippou, who was in a corner listening to his stereo, moping. "That music you played worded BEAUTIFULLY with the scene! Thanks, Shippou!"
Sango: "You're acting nicer than usual...what's wrong?"
Sesshoumaru smiles happily, though most would mistake it with the smile of a madman. "I haven't been mauled, stolen, attacked, or pinched in perverted places in almost 2 hours!!"
Kagura: "I can fix that!" She smiles at Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: "Uh...no, I'm fine..." He hides behind Kikyo.
Suddenly Inuyasha walks in, wearing sparkly red pants, a black gypsy blouse, and black sandals. Behind him is Miroku in a purple sundress and matching flip-flops.
The girls just stare, too scared to comment.
Sesshoumaru: "Inuyasha, that's an excellent choice of outfit! It's cute, and it's so slenderizing!" He smiles at his baby brother. "Father would be proud."
Inuyasha: "Thanks! Hey, wait...are you saying I'm fat or somethin'!?"
Sesshoumaru: "No. You're huge." Inuyasha: "I AM NOT FAT!!!! GYAH!!!!" He runs back to his dressing room.
Sesshoumaru: "What's his problem?"
Oy, sorry for making Inu and Miroku...dress...like that.... It amused me though :} wow...that's a screwed up smiley...stupid FF took away the up arrows...that irks me....anyway, I hope you like this, and that it's long enough! I really do try to make the chappies longer, but I'm cursed with a short attention span.
REVIEW OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO MAKE THE VIOLIN LADY IN SPIDERMAN TO SING ANNOYING SONGS AT YOU!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
MeNtAlWiThAtOuChOfReTaRdEdNeSs: I don't know if I should be happy or scared...lol jkjkjk! Sorry bout ur minions runnin away. That's never happened to me...anyway, thanks so much for reviewing! Heh ur review amused me...
Jojoblonde: NO DON'T GIVE SESSHY A SEX CHANGE!!! That'd be really bad, and not just for us Sesshoumaru-obsessed fruitcups. Especially since we all connect through this tiny little brainwave that can match the minds of all of us, even the incredible stupid...and we plot against the Sessho haters...AND THEN THEY'RE NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!!! Heh sry...I'm kinda hyper...