A/N- Nope, still don't own anyone other than Gir and Rory and the All Mighty and Powerful Pile-Up Of Doom. I don't own Mary, BrittyWeasly, or Shelly as well. They're owned by aliens. I mean, they're owned by themselves. Smiles nervously as the three glare at her I don't own the Noodle Dance, which is in fact owned by the show "PB&J Otter" on the Disney Channel (which I don't own) either. Well, on with the show!
EPISODE FOUR:
Is This a Bloody Talent Show or "Charades"?!?
(A/N- The setting is the same stage seen in the previous episode. James, Sirius, and Peter are standing in the center of the stage. Yes, Rory and Remus still have complete reign over the show because the show's producers aren't smart enough to realize what could result from having them in charge. Sigh Well, let's see what this episode has in store for us. Enjoy!)
Rory/Remus- Snicker
Rory- Snaps fingers. Suddenly, James, Sirius and Peter are wearing hot pink sparkly leotards
Crew/NAA/Rory/Remus/Cast in control of their actions (CICOTA)- Snicker and snort
Remus- Waves wand. The floor is covered with mats
Sirius/Peter- Move to side of stage
James- Takes place at the end of one of the mats. Then he starts a selection of amazing and highly difficult back handsprings, spins, and no- handed flips. He finishes in a gymnastics stance
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Oooo...Ahhhh...
James- Cartwheels off stage, only to, of course, crash into the pile-up
Rory- Snaps fingers while giggling
Uneven Bars- Appear in center of stage
Sirius- Walks to the uneven bars. He swings onto them and does an amazing job flipping and spinning until he slips and flies off the stage into the...you guessed it! Pile-up!
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe
Rory- Snaps fingers again
Uneven Bars- Disappear while a balance beam takes its place
Peter- Vaults onto balance beam and begins an amazing show of jumps, spins, flips, and rolls. He jumps off to finish the act, but lands on the springboard, and catapults himself onto the pile of people
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe once again
Remus- Waves wand. James, Sirius, and Peter can control their actions again
(A/N- They're all squirming around, talking in quick succession.)
Sirius- Oh jeez! What the heck are we wearing?!
Peter- I think someone is sitting on my head!
Raoul- That would be me. Now who's on my head?
James- Sorry!
Kel- Someone's on my arm!
Alanna- Oops!
Gir- Still - can't - reach - crutches...
Neal- muffled Dom, ge'roff my fashe!
Dom- Can it, Meathead!
Jack- Saunters over Hello everyone! And what might you be doing down there?
People In Pile-Up- Growl and pull Jack into the pile
Jack- Anybody have any rum?
Kel- Hey, I signed up for "Charades", not a talent show!
Alanna- Me too!
Neal- Still muffled Me free!
Sirius- Do you bloody think I wanted to host this?!? OW! THAT'S MY BLOODY LEG!!!
Jack- Doesn't anybody have any rum?
People In Pile-Up- All in unison NO!!!
Remus- Though we are greatly enjoying hearing you all bicker...
Rory- Bring on the others! Snaps fingers
Aragorn/Frodo/Legolas/Sam- Walk onto stage
James- Hey look! Sam and Legolas are back!
Remus- Waves wand. The stage is now decorated like a wrestling ring
Aragorn/Frodo- Walk into ring
Rory- Snaps fingers
Aragorn/Frodo- Start wrestling
(A/N- 2.486 seconds later...)
Aragorn- Wins by throwing Frodo into the (du-nu-du-nu-du-nu-du-nu) All Mighty and Powerful Pile-Up Of Doom!!! Of course, Aragorn trips leaving the ring and lands in the pile-up himself (what, you didn't honestly think I'd let him get away, did you?)
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe
(A/N- To save a lot of time, let's just say that Legolas and Sam met the same fate, but Sam did a better job fending Legolas off than Frodo did fending off Aragorn. Sam grabbed Legolas's leg and bit it, but that also led to his downfall, because then Legolas shook his leg to dislodge the hobbit, and Sam flew and landed in the you-know-what. Legolas then gracefully left the ring and was almost clear of the pile when its inhabitants decided that if they had to be stuck in there, so did he, and so James grabbed the elf's long, luxurious, well combed blond hair and yanked him in, too)
Rory- Snaps fingers
Legolas- Darnit, I'm in the pile!
Frodo- Me too!
Sam- Hi everyone!
Aragorn- Where did you chase Sam, Legolas?
Legolas- Mount Doom and back.
People In Pile-Up- Nod Oh.
Legolas- Feels hair AHHHH!!! A KNOT!!!
Kel- Sarcastically Oh, horror upon horrors!
Rory/Remus- Are consulting a checklist
Rory- O.k., so we've had Neal, Dom, and Raoul... Checks off names
Remus- ...And Alanna, Kel, and Gir... Checks off more names
Rory- ...Then there was James, Sirius, and Peter...
Remus- ...Can't forget Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, and Sam...
Rory- Finishes checking off names So we're still missing Gimli, Lily, Merry, Pippin, and Jack.
Jack- From offstage CAPTAIN!!! It's captain Jack Sparrow.
Remus- Right. Whatever.
Rory- So what should we do?
Remus- Let's do the "Noodle Dance"!
Rory- Raises eyebrow The what?
Remus- It's a dance to help you think of ideas!
Rory- Stares at him with raised eyebrows You've gone bloody wacko.
Remus- I know! So have you! CUE MUSIC!!!
Rory- Thinks over this logic as the music starts playing. She is, in fact, wacko too. She throws her arms over her head What the heck. Dances like maniac
Remus- Dances like a sugar-high toucan trying to do the Macarena but failing miserably
People In Pile-Up/NAA/Crew- Stare
Rory- Stops dancing abruptly I'VE GOT IT!!!
Music- Stops with sound of a record scratching
Remus- Falls over What is it?!?
Rory- Has the maniac gleam back in her eyes as she snaps her fingers and-
Show- Turns off
Male announcer on television- We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this special report- 'SPAM: Friend or Foe.' Here's Cath-
BrittyWeasly- Turns off television
Shelly- And it was just getting good too.
Mary- How did Gir get on television? I'm gonna have to hurt her later.
BrittyWeasly- That's nothing new. You trying to hurt her, I mean. Especially when she has- Does finger quotes -"The Ring".
Shelly- Besides, Gir doesn't need your help getting hurt. Dom's done that already.
BrittyWeasly- And she's a klutz.
Shelly/Mary- Nod in agreement
Mary- But I wanna be on TV too.
BrittyWeasly- So do I!
Shelly- Then let's go!
Mary/BrittyWeasly- O.k.!
Mary- Wait, where are they?
Voice- Don't ask me.
BrittyWeasly/Shelly/Mary- Cower in fear
Shelly- Who's that?
Voice- It's Raoul.
Mary- How can we hear you?
Raoul- I don't know. But I always get the last speaking line in each episode.
BrittyWeasly/Shelly/Mary- Nod Oh, o.k.
Raoul- Time to go. See ya next time folks! To himself-Hehehehe... I still get the last line... MOOHAHA- coughcough -HAHA!
EPISODE FOUR:
Is This a Bloody Talent Show or "Charades"?!?
(A/N- The setting is the same stage seen in the previous episode. James, Sirius, and Peter are standing in the center of the stage. Yes, Rory and Remus still have complete reign over the show because the show's producers aren't smart enough to realize what could result from having them in charge. Sigh Well, let's see what this episode has in store for us. Enjoy!)
Rory/Remus- Snicker
Rory- Snaps fingers. Suddenly, James, Sirius and Peter are wearing hot pink sparkly leotards
Crew/NAA/Rory/Remus/Cast in control of their actions (CICOTA)- Snicker and snort
Remus- Waves wand. The floor is covered with mats
Sirius/Peter- Move to side of stage
James- Takes place at the end of one of the mats. Then he starts a selection of amazing and highly difficult back handsprings, spins, and no- handed flips. He finishes in a gymnastics stance
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Oooo...Ahhhh...
James- Cartwheels off stage, only to, of course, crash into the pile-up
Rory- Snaps fingers while giggling
Uneven Bars- Appear in center of stage
Sirius- Walks to the uneven bars. He swings onto them and does an amazing job flipping and spinning until he slips and flies off the stage into the...you guessed it! Pile-up!
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe
Rory- Snaps fingers again
Uneven Bars- Disappear while a balance beam takes its place
Peter- Vaults onto balance beam and begins an amazing show of jumps, spins, flips, and rolls. He jumps off to finish the act, but lands on the springboard, and catapults himself onto the pile of people
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe once again
Remus- Waves wand. James, Sirius, and Peter can control their actions again
(A/N- They're all squirming around, talking in quick succession.)
Sirius- Oh jeez! What the heck are we wearing?!
Peter- I think someone is sitting on my head!
Raoul- That would be me. Now who's on my head?
James- Sorry!
Kel- Someone's on my arm!
Alanna- Oops!
Gir- Still - can't - reach - crutches...
Neal- muffled Dom, ge'roff my fashe!
Dom- Can it, Meathead!
Jack- Saunters over Hello everyone! And what might you be doing down there?
People In Pile-Up- Growl and pull Jack into the pile
Jack- Anybody have any rum?
Kel- Hey, I signed up for "Charades", not a talent show!
Alanna- Me too!
Neal- Still muffled Me free!
Sirius- Do you bloody think I wanted to host this?!? OW! THAT'S MY BLOODY LEG!!!
Jack- Doesn't anybody have any rum?
People In Pile-Up- All in unison NO!!!
Remus- Though we are greatly enjoying hearing you all bicker...
Rory- Bring on the others! Snaps fingers
Aragorn/Frodo/Legolas/Sam- Walk onto stage
James- Hey look! Sam and Legolas are back!
Remus- Waves wand. The stage is now decorated like a wrestling ring
Aragorn/Frodo- Walk into ring
Rory- Snaps fingers
Aragorn/Frodo- Start wrestling
(A/N- 2.486 seconds later...)
Aragorn- Wins by throwing Frodo into the (du-nu-du-nu-du-nu-du-nu) All Mighty and Powerful Pile-Up Of Doom!!! Of course, Aragorn trips leaving the ring and lands in the pile-up himself (what, you didn't honestly think I'd let him get away, did you?)
Crew/NAA/CERARAENCICOTA- Cringe
(A/N- To save a lot of time, let's just say that Legolas and Sam met the same fate, but Sam did a better job fending Legolas off than Frodo did fending off Aragorn. Sam grabbed Legolas's leg and bit it, but that also led to his downfall, because then Legolas shook his leg to dislodge the hobbit, and Sam flew and landed in the you-know-what. Legolas then gracefully left the ring and was almost clear of the pile when its inhabitants decided that if they had to be stuck in there, so did he, and so James grabbed the elf's long, luxurious, well combed blond hair and yanked him in, too)
Rory- Snaps fingers
Legolas- Darnit, I'm in the pile!
Frodo- Me too!
Sam- Hi everyone!
Aragorn- Where did you chase Sam, Legolas?
Legolas- Mount Doom and back.
People In Pile-Up- Nod Oh.
Legolas- Feels hair AHHHH!!! A KNOT!!!
Kel- Sarcastically Oh, horror upon horrors!
Rory/Remus- Are consulting a checklist
Rory- O.k., so we've had Neal, Dom, and Raoul... Checks off names
Remus- ...And Alanna, Kel, and Gir... Checks off more names
Rory- ...Then there was James, Sirius, and Peter...
Remus- ...Can't forget Aragorn, Frodo, Legolas, and Sam...
Rory- Finishes checking off names So we're still missing Gimli, Lily, Merry, Pippin, and Jack.
Jack- From offstage CAPTAIN!!! It's captain Jack Sparrow.
Remus- Right. Whatever.
Rory- So what should we do?
Remus- Let's do the "Noodle Dance"!
Rory- Raises eyebrow The what?
Remus- It's a dance to help you think of ideas!
Rory- Stares at him with raised eyebrows You've gone bloody wacko.
Remus- I know! So have you! CUE MUSIC!!!
Rory- Thinks over this logic as the music starts playing. She is, in fact, wacko too. She throws her arms over her head What the heck. Dances like maniac
Remus- Dances like a sugar-high toucan trying to do the Macarena but failing miserably
People In Pile-Up/NAA/Crew- Stare
Rory- Stops dancing abruptly I'VE GOT IT!!!
Music- Stops with sound of a record scratching
Remus- Falls over What is it?!?
Rory- Has the maniac gleam back in her eyes as she snaps her fingers and-
Show- Turns off
Male announcer on television- We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for this special report- 'SPAM: Friend or Foe.' Here's Cath-
BrittyWeasly- Turns off television
Shelly- And it was just getting good too.
Mary- How did Gir get on television? I'm gonna have to hurt her later.
BrittyWeasly- That's nothing new. You trying to hurt her, I mean. Especially when she has- Does finger quotes -"The Ring".
Shelly- Besides, Gir doesn't need your help getting hurt. Dom's done that already.
BrittyWeasly- And she's a klutz.
Shelly/Mary- Nod in agreement
Mary- But I wanna be on TV too.
BrittyWeasly- So do I!
Shelly- Then let's go!
Mary/BrittyWeasly- O.k.!
Mary- Wait, where are they?
Voice- Don't ask me.
BrittyWeasly/Shelly/Mary- Cower in fear
Shelly- Who's that?
Voice- It's Raoul.
Mary- How can we hear you?
Raoul- I don't know. But I always get the last speaking line in each episode.
BrittyWeasly/Shelly/Mary- Nod Oh, o.k.
Raoul- Time to go. See ya next time folks! To himself-Hehehehe... I still get the last line... MOOHAHA- coughcough -HAHA!