A/N- Nothing has changed. I still don't own anything except Gir, Rory, the Almighty and Powerful Pile-Up of Doom, the SPAM, producer, executive producer, and the PEMEBRRToP. I don't own the makeup, either. That is my cousin's, considering the fact that I'd rather roll in the mud than wear makeup. I don't own the man-eating bunny rabbit, either, which actually belongs to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". No evil man-eating bunnies were harmed in the filming of this show. Many apologies to BrittyWeasley for spelling her name wrong in chapter four! Sorry about that and thanks for helping me think up ideas when I get writher's block! Thanks to tamora- obsession-272, Random Person number 3, Kalie Mae, clanKorval, Shelly, BrittyWeasley, Amanduriel, and Dei for reviewing. Now, bring on the madness!!!

EPISODE FIVE:

The End? Or Is It?

Rory- SPAM? Throws arms out to her sides They interrupted our show for a special report on SPAM? Sighs Whatever. Snaps fingers

Merry/Pippin/Gimli/Lily- Walk stiffly onto stage, which now resembles a field. They still have complete control of their movements

Jack- Has somehow escaped from the Almighty and Powerful Pile-Up of Doom and is now joining the others on the stage-field

Bunny Rabbit- Stands in a non-sinister way in the field, chewing on a carrot

Lily- Motions at the field and rabbit as she looks at Rory and Remus What's this supposed to be?

Rory- It's an evil bunny rabbit. It'll tear you limb from limb.

"Evil" Bunny Rabbit- Continues chewing on the carrot

Everyone- Stare at Rory

Crickets- Chirp

Rory- Looks indignant Well it is!

Merry- Yeah right. Look at it, it's just a cute little bunny.

Jack- But just in case...

Gimli- Go check, Pippin.

Pippin- Walks over to rabbit and sticks his hand out for it to sniff See guys, it's harmless! It's just a cute little-

"Cute" Bunny Rabbit- Bites Pippin's hand. Hard

Cast/Crew/NAA- Gasp

Pippin- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yanks his hand out of the rabbit's mouth and runs RUN AWAY!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack/Merry/Gimli/Lily- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run around stage following Pippin

Evil Bunny Rabbit- Chases them

Pippin/Jack/Merry/Gimli/Lily- Run past camera screeching at the tops of their lungs AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Remus- I am thoroughly enjoying this.

Rory- Nods in agreement

People in Pile-Up- Scream as the group, with the bunny trailing them, barrels towards them AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pippin/Jack/Merry/Gimli/Lily- Dive into pile-up

(A/N- Moowahahahaha! Now I've got them too!!!)

Evil Bunny Rabbit- Hops into pile-up

People in Pile-Up-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Try to run away and then remember that they are stuck together AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crew/NAA- Cringe, for, what, the fiftieth time in this story?

Rory/Remus- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Fall onto the floor laughing -HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Evil Bunny Rabbit- Bites everyone

Neal- Still muffled OWSH, MY WEG!!!

Gir- Must – reach – crutches! Must – escape!!!

Sam- AHHHH!!! It's biting my head!

Alanna- Where's Faithful when you need him?!? He could eat this psycho rabbit!

Faithful- Appears Here I am- AHHHHHHH!

Evil Bunny Rabbit- Bites Faithful

Faithful- Help! Help!

James- Did that cat just talk?!?

Evil Bunny Rabbit- Now attacks Sirius

Sirius- I don't care if it bloody flew, someone get this rabbit off of me!!!

Peter- I never thought I'd end like this!

Dom- Me neither! I mean, being killed by other soldiers is one thing, but a bunny rabbit?!?

Kel- Help! Someone! Anyone! HEELLLLP!!!!

Rory/Remus- Laugh hysterically

Producer- Is sitting in a nice, safe control room Maybe we should do something...

Executive Producer- Rolls eyes Ya think?!?

Producer- Sighs Send in the Professional Evil Man-Eating Bunny Rabbit Removal Team of Professionals!!!

Professional Evil Man-Eating Bunny Rabbit Removal Team of Professionals(PEMEBRRToP)- Run onto stage and dive into pile-up. They are dressed in special white suits equipped with special equipment for the removal of man- eating bunnies

People in Pile-Up- AHHHHHH!!!! SPACE MEN!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Professional 1 of PEMEBRRToP- Gets out of the Almighty and Powerful Pile- Up of Doom holding "The Bunny" We've got "The Bunny".

Lily- Who are you? Are you space men?

Professional 2 of PEMEBRRToP- No ma'am. We're professionals.

James- Of what?

Professional 3 of PEMEBRRToP- The removal of evil man-eating bunny rabbits.

Neal- Still muffled What wiw ya do wiv "Da Buwwy" now?

Professional 4 of PEMEBRRToP- What?

Gir- He wants to know what you'll do with "The Bunny" now?

Professional 4 of PEMEBRRToP- Oh, o.k. Well, now we shall release him back into his original home.

People in Pile-Up- All nod Oh.

Professional 5 of PEMEBRRToP- So long, everyone!

PEMEBRRToP- Run off stage with "The Bunny"

James- Well, at least that's over.

Legolas- Now what?

James- I don't know.

Alanna- I have an idea. Whispers her idea to everyone in the pile-up O.k., James'll disarm Remus while I bind Rory's hands. Then, when I give the signal, we'll attack. O.k.?

People in Pile-Up- Nod in agreement

Rory- It's awful quiet over there...

Remus- What are they up to?

James- Yanks out his wand and points it at Remus EXPELLIARMUS!!!

Remus's Wand- Flies out of Remus's hand

Remus- Looks at his now-empty hand Huh?

James- Catches the wand HAHAHAHA!!!

Rory- Raises hand to snap fingers, but can't. Purple fire has wound it's way around her hands, binding them together

Alanna- Haha, Rory! Raises her fist ATTACK!!!!

Rory/Remus-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People in Pile-Up- Have somehow untangled themselves from each other and are now charging at the two mages

Rory/Remus-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gir- Is now sitting on Rory GET THE MAKEUP!!!!!

Everyone Formerly In The Pile-Up (EFITPU)- YEAH!!!!!

Rory- NO!!!

Remus- NOT THE MAKEUP!!!

Rory- Please, not that!!!

Remus- You're a girl! What do you care?!?

Rory- Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I like makeup!!!!

(EFITPU)- Are now chanting MAKEUP! MAKEUP! MAKEUP!

Sirius- Shoots ropes at Rory and Remus out of his wand

Rory/Remus- Struggle against the ropes as the group advances on them holding the dreaded makeup NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raoul- OH YES!!!! Is holding pink eye shadow See ya later, people! We have some makeovers to do!!! MOOWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!