A/N- Unfortunately, I do not own anyone or anything other than Gir, Rory, Phil, and the
camera. Basically, anything or anyone you don't recognize is mine. That should cover it.
Now, on with the show!!!
EPISODE SIX:
New Arrivals
Gir- Her casts have magically disappeared Let's poke 'em with sticks and see what they
do!
Rory- Is hanging from the ceiling wearing a frilly purple dress and make- up You do,
and I'll, I'll...
Gir- Smiles evilly You'll what?
Rory- Scowls Be quiet.
Remus- Is hanging next to Rory, clad in a similar fashion, only his frilly dress is neon
pink I hate you all.
James- In a mock-hurt voice- Remus, you hurt me.
Remus- Good. Now get me down.
Jack- Do you have any rum?
Remus- Raises eyebrows No.
Jack- Then you're staying up there.
Alanna- Bring out the sticks!
(A/N- Five minutes later-)
Remus- Sigh Just keep poking us.
Rory- Yeah, maybe we'll do a trick.
Raoul- That is the idea.
Everyone- Keep poking Rory and Remus
Kel- Exasperated- This isn't working.
Neal- Now what do we do?
Sirius- I know! Let's play "Charades"!
Everyone- Gasp
Peter- Slaps his forehead Now why didn't I think of that?!
Rory- Can we play, please?
Remus- Yeah, we aren't crazy anymore. We're back to our normal, sane selves. Glances at
Rory Well, she's back to normal, anyways.
Rory- So right! Glares at Remus, realizing what he said Hey, wait a minute...
Gir- Oh, alright. Snaps fingers
Rory/Remus- Fall to ground Ow...
Everyone- Gape at Gir
Gir- What? What'd I do?
Dom- You can do magic?
Gir- No.
Faithful- Yes you can.
Everyone- Stare at Faithful
James- I knew it! It did talk!
Gir- I can do magic? Snaps fingers. Everyone cringes as a coat hanger flies across the room and smashes into the wall I can do magic! Snaps fingers again
Merry/Pippin/Gimli/Frodo/Sam- Disappear
Everyone- Gasp
Rory- Gir, what did you do with them?!
Gir- I sent them home.
James- Why?
Gir- They were-
People- Suddenly crash through the door
Aragorn- Who are they?
Gir- Shelly, Britty, Mary? How did you get here?
BrittyWeasley- I don't know.
Remus- Eagerly- Do you know where we are?
Shelly- No.
Remus- Oh. Looks at the floor, eyes downcast
Mary- Points at Gir Why didn't you tell us you were going to be on TV?
Gir- I didn't know I was going to be on TV.
Mary- Narrows eyes A likely story.
BrittyWeasley/Shelly/Gir- Uh-oh.
Shelly- Run for it, Gir!
Mary- Chases Gir Raahhhhr!
Gir- Runs Ahhhh!!!
BrittyWeasley- Grabs Shelly's arm and points at everyone Look! It's them!
Marauders/Lily/Tortallens/Aragorn/Legolas- In unison- Who?
BrittyWeasley/Shelly- Stare at them, drooling
Rory- Hahaha!!!
James- What's so funny, Rory?
Rory- Do you know what "Rabid Fan-Girls" are?
Marauders/Lily/Tortallens/Aragorn/Legolas- No.
Rory- Grins Well, you're about to find out.
BrittyWeasley/Shelly- Reach in front of them and yell in unison WE LOVE YOU!!!
Start chasing the Marauders, Lily, Tortallens, Aragorn, and Legolas
Gir- AHHHHH!!!! Runs past camera
Mary- I'm gonna get you, Gir!!! Runs past camera, closely trailing Gir
Rory- Grins
BrittyWeasley/Shelly- COME BACK!!! Chase the famous characters
Marauders/Lily/Tortallens/Aragorn/Legolas- AHHHHHH!!!!
Rory- Sighs as everyone runs around her I love chaos.
Gir/Mary/BrittyWeasley/Shelly/Marauders/Lily/Tortallens/Aragorn/Legolas- Run
towards camera
Phil the Camera Guy- AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Attempts to run, but is too slow, and the
massive group collides with him and the camera, knocking them to the ground like giant
game of bowling played with seventeen balls and two pins
Camera- Is lying on the floor with a cracked lens, showing various groaning people
Rory- From off camera HAHAHAHA!!! See ya next time folks! Hopefully by then
everyone will be off the floor and Phil will have healed enough to continue filming!
HAHAHAHA!!! Now that was entertainment!
Everyone Else- Groan
Raoul- Rolls over on the floor and hits his head on the camera Ow...