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Chapter 2

Disecting at Science Class!

"I can't believe you did that yami!! Have you lost it or something?!" yelled Marik as he and the others were walking to their next class. Malik looked up and put a finger on his chin, thinking.

"uhh... yeah," the evil spirit replied. Marik sighed and decided to drop the subject for now. Yami seemed to be looking around him wondering why people are in a big rush and running around like a chicken with no head. Bakura, though, was looking at a small slip in his hand that he recieved saying 'detention'.

"What is this 'Detention', hikari?" he asked while examining the slip again. Ryou sighed and decided to tell him what his punishment was.

"It's a place where you go after school doing absolutly nothing but paper work," he explained. The silver-haired yami blinked a few times then looked at him with a blank look.

"So why did me, Malik, and the Pharaoh get one?" he asked again. Ryou scratched his head and decided to remind him WHY exactly he got this evil slip.

"Must I remind you the sudden show you and Malik put up in Math Class?" he said in a irritated tone. Bakura grunted at what he said then decided to speak for himself.

"Well it wasn't my fault, it was Malik's" he said pointing his thumb at the spikey blond next to Marik.

"Not it wasn't! ... It was the Pharaoh's!" Malik lied. Yami suddenly shot up and glared at him.

"No it wasn't!" he yelled "Why am I all of a sudden being blamed for this?!" he asked the two yamis

"Because you're stupid and easy to blame," Bakura replied while putting the pink slip in his pocket.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

The loud bell rang and the yamis suddenly screamed and jumped in surprise. Marik, Yugi, and Ryou started to run to their classes while their yamis were cursing the bell off... even though it's not a living thing... but they don't know that now do they. Yugi looked back at them over his shoulder and saw them way behind.

"Come on you guys! We're already late for science class!" he called. The three spirits grumbled to themselves then ran with their hikaris.

Science class started and the boys snuck in without being spotted. They made it to their desks once roll call occured and started to act like innocent early students. Seeing the yamis with innocent looks, though, is pretty disterbing to see. Come on! Picture Malik doing that! ..scary isn't it? Of course a few other students spotted them but they decided to shrug it off since they do the same thing sometimes. Though the little teacher's pet disagreed into letting this one slid. So he raised up his hand and waited for the teacher to call him.

"Yes?" the teacher asked his pet.

Right when the boy was about to speak, he heard threatening whispers from the dark spirits sitting right next to him. Some were a little graphic and disgusting and some were just a little overboard that it might make a few people feel sick and vomit on someone's shoe. This sort of made the boy get sick himself and scared to death that he decided to shake his head and stay silent. Bakura and Malik smiled in a toothy way while Yami just shook his head, wondering how in the world these guys come up with those threats. Do we really want to know? .... I do!!

After the introduction of the class the teacher annouced that today they were going to disect a frog. This got Bakura and Malik's attention from their mid sleeping so they sat up and raised up their hands. The teacher called out Bakura first and told Malik to wait for a moment.

"So does that mean we're going to cut the thing in half and take all its guts out?" the thief asked.

"Well, in a way, yes we are," the teacher answered with a uneasy tone. To tell the truth, he was wondering why the white-haired student was showing a evil smirk at the frog. "Okay Marik what was your question, again?" Marik suddenly sat up then looked around.

"I had a question?" he asked blankly.

"It's Malik, not Marik!" Malik answered with a frustrated sigh. He was about to put down 'damn it' at the end, but he really didn't want the teacher's remarks and annoying tones again... yet it was pretty fun for him.

"Oh yes, Malik!" the teacher said a little embarrassed. "So what was your question, Malik?" he asked. Malik put down his hand and answered him.

"Are these things alive?" he asked. The teacher looked at him then coughed a bit.

"Erm, no they're not." he answered. Malik pouted then slouched back on his seat.

"Aw so much for the fun of it. I wanted to see them suffer slowly," Yugi looked at him in a disgusted way then started to vision Malik killing the poor frog while it was still breathing. He shuddered a bit then tried to block the thoughts in his mind .

'Back evil thoughts, BACK!!!' he yelled in his mind, trying so hard not to vision that again.

" ...uh-huh.. anyways as you can see your tray and tools are right in front of your table so I would like for you to get in groups of three please," once the teacher announced this, the class was already scattering to their partners. Well the hikari's decided to be in a group while the yamis were doing the same. Oh I wish them good luck on this thing. Think they'll survive? Well let's find out right now shall we?

"Is everyone in their groups? Okay now the sheet for the directions is already in place as so are the tools. Now put on your goggles and begin," instructed to teacher. And so the students did and started to do their work....or cutting.

"Well lets hurry up and get this thing over with," said Yami, staring at the dead frog. Really he had this urdge to poke it repeatedly but he resisted.

"Okay let's see, Malik you do the cutting up," said Bakura.

"Yes!!" said Malik happily then started geting the sharp tools in his hand and made a evil grin, making him look like a psycopath again.

"Okay Yami will do the instructing and I'll just sit here and do nothing! Okay let's start!" said Bakura giving Yami the paper with the directions. The ex-pharaoh just looked at him while he recieved the paper.

"Why aren't you going to do anything?" he asked the tomb robber.

"Because I'll still get a grade from you two even if I don't do anything," he replied.

"But that's not fair! You have to at lest earn your grade!" Yami nearly yelled

"The only thing I'll earn is a good nap so hurry up a cut the shit out of the frog," with that Bakura lad back and started to relax. But once he leaned backwards on his chair, he saw the science teacher stare down at him. Bakura nearly fell but he got his balance and sat up straight.

"Is there a problem here?" the teacher asked. Bakura was about to say something but Malik decided to interupt him.

"Yeah, there is. How do you cut this thing open in the first place?" he asked, poking the frog's gut with the cutting tool.

"Well it says in the directions," the teacher replied. "Just use the cutting tool then cut across the frog's stomach," Once the teach was done, Malik did slice the frog... in half. Yami looked at him once a few organs went out in a disgusted way.

"He said across the stomach! Not across the damn head to its nut!" he yelled. Malik looked at his tool then at the sliced carcas.

"Well I cut the stomach anyway right? So I don't see a problem at all," he said. He then looked at the teacher who was twitching a bit "I think we got it covered here. Oh, and you should check that eye of yours...it's sort of twitching" once Malik turned back to his new playing thing, the teacher nodded then went off.

'Crazy bastards, sheesh,' he thought.

"Okay," yami looked at the instructions "Now that you've split the frog, you may see the lungs still in place" he then looked at Bakura.

"You mean these blue things? They're not in place to me..." he said, holding one up with another tool he got. Yami cleared his throat then looked back at the paper.

"Now you'll see the heart right above them. What you should do is carefully take it out and place it to the side," Yami put the paper down and showed a sick face. "I can't read anymore of this crap!!" he yelled. Bakura only patted his back, leaving a little bit of the gut juice on his uniform.

"Just think of it being one of those things when your guards slice and dice a dead person and start putting his organs in the sacred pots for Anubis," he said. Yami only looked at him, giving his a silent stare saying 'you're enjoying this aren't you'.The stare down ended when they heard a loud sound right next to them. They looked around and saw Malik stabing the frog right on the heart and making it go right through its usual place. He then picked it up and showed Yami.

"Got the heart!" he anounced wiggling it a bit in his hand. Yami looked at it in a disgusted way and made a face as if he was about to barf.

"Ha! The Pharaoh is going to vomit!" yelled Bakura. He suddenly smelled the air and started to cough a bit. "I think the carcas is starting to stink!" he said. Malik sniffed the air then poked the frog a few times.

"Doesn't smell bad to me," he said. Okay things are going a bit too smoothly now. So let's at least do something that might MIGHT brake something. Bakura looked at the Pharaoh and snapped his fingers in front of his face.

"Oy dumb ass Pharaoh! What do we do next?" he asked.

'What do you mean 'we' ?' thought Malik and Yami at the same time. Yami looked at the paper then started to read it.

"Now you have to take out it's brain. How you'll do it, you must do on your own," he said. Malik grinned

"That's going to be easy," with a swift slice on the head, he cut it in half, making a little bit of the guts juice coming out of it. Yami was saved from it thanks to the goggles, but Bakura really didn't have a chance since he didn't wear any at all. Some of the stuff suddenly went into his eyes and it started to burn him deeply. He yelled then screamed, holding his face tightly. ((A/N: am I getting a little cruel here? ))

"AHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!! IT FUCKING BURNS DAMN IT!!!!" he screamed at the top of his lungs. Malik got up and tried to get Bakura to stop moving around.

"Hold still Bakura!! Get it in the fucking sink!!" he yelled. Suddenly the top of the head that was stuck on his tool (which was still in his hand ) shot out ond landed on Yami's hair. He, too, started to yell at the top of his lungs and run around like a chicken.

"GET IT OFF!!! GET THE POSSESED THING OFF!!! IT'S GOING TO RUIN MY HAIR!!! MY POOR HAIR!!!" he suddenly crashed into the tool shelf thing and everything started fall on him. Good thing the case with the sharp stuff fell on his head and knocked him out instantly.

Ryou and Malik tried to get Bakura to calm down, but he still ran around panicking while screaming "I'm blind!! Ra has forsaken a curse on me!! Damn the gods above!!!" Ryou suddenly grabbed the back of his neck and forced him at the sink, so the water could spray the stuff out of the tomb robber's eyes.

"Will you shut up and stay still!" he said. The water sprayed on Bakura's eyes and he went silent. So did the class and the teacher. Actually they were like that the whole time. Yugi was poking Yami a few times and Marik just sat there, trying not to get involved . Malik sat up then looked at the teacher.

"So... do we get a one hundred?"

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Kigame: . Oh my god that sucked! That really really sucked!! Killa!

Killa: Yeah?

Kigame: It sucked didn't it?

Killa: uh.. yeah it did....

Kigame: . well review anyway. okay? Oh I almost forgot! Since you reviewers got me encouraged to do another chappy, I'm going to let you choose the next class. Choose between History or PE!! Vote on which one and we'll see what happen.. but you can also post your idea's on what kind of insanity will occur! So post up your review, votes, and your idea for the next chappy!

Killa: So for now, sayanora! R&R!!