(Yuna and Paine are Guys For a laugh, Enjoy)

Mission One: Chase and Undressing

Their brief chase on the Zooming (Yes they Zoom) Boards brings them outside of the stadium to the dock and they are assaulted by more thugs trying to hinder their progress but they just run past them and they see the singer turn a corner, but as they round it she has vanished from sight.

Paine: Damn where did she go?

Rikku: Maybe she hid behind one of those conveniently placed boxes?

Just be fore they walk to the boxes two men walk up the dock.

???: Well well, Leblanc was right about the pest

??: It time to take them out, but this Shield on my back is Killing me

Just after the men have spoken gun shot are aimed at there feet making them doge them and then over where the gun shots were fired from someone, a man, wearing long shorts, one leg of which stops mid thigh while the other stops at the ankle. The man is also wearing a pair of dark red boots that stop half up the shin and a open white shirt with black trims and a black Jecht Symbol covering some of the exposed chest. On the man's face are glasses that have a black chunky frame and one of the eyes behind them is green, the other blue.

Holding the two blue guns from which the shots were fired the man then runs and kicks Ormi, the dude who is being killed by his own shield, and jumps on his back then tries to jump over him but trips and gets back up quickly and then jumps back on his shield and jumps in to the air and twists in the air, shooting at the two men in slow-motion with hands crossed over then the background changes colour and then his name crosses the screen saying Yuna and then everything reverts to normal. With Yuna, Rikku and Paine standing in a row like Charlie's Angels rip-offs while the screen again reverts to simple colours and the letters Y.R.P appear on the screen. Once the audience gets bored the screen reverts to normal.

Logos: Yuna... Isn't that a girls name?

Yuna: Shut it... My mother was deranged

The Singer runs from behind the boxes and runs to the two men.

Leblanc: What took you morons so long!

Both: Sorry boss... (Sad Face)

Leblanc: turns to the Y.R.P Hmm well if you want the Sphere back so badly. Take it. Leblanc holds up a sphere and throws it at them and it hits Rikku on the head knocking her over. Paine picks it up and hands it to Yuna while Leblanc changes back to her normal Clothing

Leblanc: Guess what? It is time for the Battle!

Payne: Battle or Ballet?

Chizzy: I said I was sorry

Leblanc: Battle

Yuna: Ok then

The screen shatters and that are on the battle field Yuna, Paine and Rikku on one side and Leblanc, Ormi and Logos on the other. Paine attacks Ormi with his sword and jumps back as Logos fires two quick rounds at Rikku. Rikku retaliates against Logos with her daggers and jumps back. Ormi Charges at Yuna and hits but Yuna uses Trigger Happy on Ormi and Paine attacks him at the same time making him Disappear. Logos then fires at Yuna and Rikku Steals a Hi-Potion and a credit card and runs back. Paine attacks Logos and Leblanc just stands there staring in to space. Rikku, Paine and Yuna used a Synced Move that makes Logos Disappear and Leblanc, finally, attacks Rikku with her Fan of Pointyness.

A screen appears saying to change Spheres for Yuna, he does and he holds his gun up and he changes his job to a Singer and uses Darkness on Leblanc.

Leblanc: What is this! I can't see properly, it can't be night already!

Yuna: Nope! I just used a Darkness Spell

Then Paine and Rikku use a Sync attack at Leblanc and then she attacks Yuna but misses because of the Darkness.

Ithelian the beta guy: (their singing distracted her... It's so high pitched).

Yuna casts Darkness again and then Paine and Rikku attack once more causing Leblanc to Disappear.

Once out of the battle Leblanc, Ormi and Logos are catching their breath.

Leblanc: This won't be the last time you see us!

Then she uses a smoke bomb and runs away but the smoke fades away too fast and they see them run away. Rikku and Paine turn round to see Yuna dance and they try not to laugh.

Yuna: What's wrong?

Rikku and Paine: You're In a Dress!

Yuna looks down at him self in a Songstress dress and changes back to the Gunner Sphere quickly.

Yuna: Ahh... Much better. Speak of this to no one!

Rikku and Paine in sing-song voices: We Won't Yunie!

And after that Rikku and Paine Burst out laughing as a panel appears on the screen saying: Mission Complete!