"We are NOT midgets!" Stated one of the smaller folk. "We are hobbits!"

"So are you a different species of midget?" Jounouchi asked

The Hobbit let out an angry sigh "You just keep thinking that. You." He turned to Yami "You seem to be the more intelligent one of your group. Could you tell us where in Middle Earth are we?"

"I do not know of this "Middle Earth", Said Yami "but I can tell you that you are in Domino City, Japan."

"I see" said the hobbit " Would you mind telling us how we got here?"

"Yes, but before we go any further I believe we should introduce ourselves."

"Of course. I am Frodo of the Shire, this" He pointed to the stout hobbit next to him "Is Samwise Gamgee. That man over there," He pointed to an old man with a pointy hat, "He is the Wizard Gandalf the Grey. The man next to him is Aragorn."

"Who's the guy acting all twitchy?" Honda asked

"Him? That's Boromir. He's been doing that awhile. And the tall one with the blond hair is-

"Legolas, prince to the elves of Mirkwood." Anzu said cutting off Frodo

"Yes." Said Frodo "How did you know?"

"Oh you'll be surprised by the things you find out if you READ once in while." Anzu said giving a glare at Jounouchi.

"Anyway," Said Frodo "The other two hobbits are- wait. Merry, Pippin? Where did they go?"

CRASH!

"SEE? I TOLD you not to touch it!" Said a voice from the kitchen.

Frodo ran into the kitchen followed by Yami, Yugi, Jounouchi, and Sam. " WHAT are you DOING?" Frodo yelled at the two hobbits. They were both standing on the counter with the cabinets' open. Apparently the thing that they broke was Yugi's blender.

"Well." Started one of the hobbits. "We got tired of standing around and letting you do all the talking, so Merry and I went to go look for some ale. But this place is as dry as a dessert! What kind of place IS THIS?"

Frodo sighed. He couldn't believe it. Here they were, stuck in some other world, and what were they doing? Looking for BEER of all things. Frodo mentally counted to ten before saying.

"These two are Merry and Pippin. I hope what they broke had no sentimental value to any of you."

"No,no" said Yugi quickly. "We can get a new one later. They aren't that expensive. I'm Yugi Motu by the way. And this is Jounouchi, don't worry, he's smarter then he looks-"

"THAT'S open for debate" Muttered Anzu

Before Jounouchi could make a comeback Yugi cut him off. "The girl over there is Anzu. And the other guy with the pointy hair is Honda.

"That's all I really am in these Fan Fictions aren't I?"

"And the guy right next to me is Yami." Yugi finished deciding to leave out the whole Sen nen puzzle thing until it was necessary.

"Pleased to meet you." Said Frodo "Now would care to explain how we got here?" He turned to Yami

Yami picked up the spell book from the floor. "We used a spell from this book to bring you here. While we knew this book contained magical properties, we had no idea that it would bring characters from a fictional book to life."

Frodo and the others looked confused. Yami sighed and picked up "Lord of the Rings." For them to see.

"This doesn't make sense" Aragorn said "How can we be fictional? It just doesn't seem possible."

"Maybe THEY'RE the ones who are fake!" Said Pippin "I mean, there is just no possible way that hair can be real!" He pointed to Yami and continued on a rant about how "real people don't have ferns growing from their heads".

Yami sighed. Oh yes, it was going to long one.

He was also going to murder Jounouchi for this later.