"Look," Yami sighed, "I don't think that it's the time to argue about what's real and whats not, what we need to do is find a way to get you back into your book-"

"Middle Earth" Corrected Frodo

"uh huh… eather way we need to get you back." Yami picked up the spellbook that and began to flip through the pages. "Well, I found the spell that brought you here, the reversal spell should be under i-oh hell. Jounuchiiii" Yami said in an almost sadistdic sing song voice. Yugi, having known his darker half for as long as he had took this oppertunaty to finish cleaning up the blender mess.

"Yes?" The naïve boy responded unaware of what was about to happen. Poor fool.

"Would you mind telling me WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" Yami shouted as his fingerslammed into the lower half the page.

"A coffie stain" Jou said as if were the most obvious thing in the world.

"Yes I can see that" Yami said through gritted teeth. "but how did it get there?"

Suddenly Jounochi began to laugh. "Well, its a funny story actully, see before I came over I thought I would take a look at the book again. So I stopped by that café right by the library to get some coffie-IT WAS DECAF HONDA!- so I was sitting down with the book in my lap when this really hot chick came up to me and asked me what time it was.

Now Jounichi bagan to laugh. Anzu sighed. She could see where this was going. Yup, time to go help Yugi with blender now.

Jounichi countined "So narturally I would help. I turned my wrist over so I could see it, but it was the hand that had the coffie in it! And you know what the funniest part is? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WATCH!" Now Jounichi was doubled over laughing, completely unaware that Aragorn, Honda and all four Hobbits were restraining his impeading doom that was Yami.

"Let me go! No Jury would hold it against me! One Mind Crush! That's all!"

"You can't crush what you don't have Yami." Honda said matter-of-factly

"He is right you know," Frodo said "Besides we are the ones who should be angry, after all, we are the ones who are stuck here with no hope of getting home…." It was then that statement began to register in the young Hobbit's mind.

"Frodo, what you doing?" asked Sam

"Me? Oh nothing important, I'm just going to shove Sting up his ass that's all."

Oh yes, poor fool indeed.