Ok! Here are some more songs I did not write, but once again, my friend
Kuronue did. This time with assistance from our friend Yomi! (Once again,
that is her nick name, not her real name) They don't own YYH, Barney (thank
goodness), Row Row Row your Boat, Shoo Fly, or There was an Old Lady who
Swallowed a Fly and neither do I.
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THE BARNEY SONG
(From Karasu's p.o.v. to Kurama)
I love you, don't you love me?
Someday we'll have a big family,
With a great big bomb and a rose from you to me,
Won't you say you love me too?
(A/N: shivers, sorry Kurama fans)
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FLY, FLY, FLY, YOUR OAR
(This one is my personal fav, because it's about Botan of course!)
Fly, fly, fly your oar,
Gently down to Earth,
Cheerfully, cheerfully, cheerfully, cheerfully,
To take your life away
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SHOO NINGEN, DON'T BOTHER ME
(Now who would you think this is about?)
Shoo ningen, don't bother me,
Shoo ningen, don't bother me,
Shoo ningen, don't bother me,
Cause I might kill somebody
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THERE WAS A BAFFOON WHO SWALLOWED A FLY
There was a buffoon who swallowed a fly,
I know why he swallowed the fly,
I hope he dies. (A/N: YAY!)
There was a buffoon who swallowed a spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly, (A/N who knew he was that smart?)
I know why he swallowed the fly,
I hope he dies,
There was a buffoon who swallowed a bat (A/N: poor Kuronue)
He swallowed the bat to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I know why he swallowed the fly,
I hope he dies,
There was a buffoon who swallowed fox (A/N: poor Youko)
He swallowed the fox to catch the bat,
He swallowed the bat to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I know why he swallowed the fly,
There was a buffoon who swallowed a crow (Yay! He swallowed Karasu, oh
wait, poor Youko)
He swallowed the crow to catch the fox,
He swallowed the fox to catch the bat,
He swallowed the bat to catch the spider,
He swallowed to spider to catch the fly,
I know why he swallowed the fly,
I hope he dies,
There was a buffoon who swallowed a bear (A/N: Stupid idiot)
He swallowed the bear to catch the crow,
He swallowed the crow to catch the fox,
He swallowed the fox to catch the bat,
He swallowed the bat to catch the spider,
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
And then Karasu got really sick of this and blew everything up.
I know a buffoon who blew up,
(A/N: -singing- I'm glad he died!)
Now, for all of those who are wondering why he swallowed the fly...
Hiei: He's a baka ningen.
Well what did you expect? What reason could there be for swallowing a fly?
I mean, really.