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Chapter #2

Hiei glared at the girl.

She had hung flowers around his neck.

How dare she hang flowers around his neck? The nerve of some of these humans.

The girl, who would have otherwise perished under Hiei's awesome gaze, was staring in adoration at Kurama.

"Did you know you're hot?" She asked him.

Silence.

"Er...no?"

He edged away from her.

She leaned in closer, and continued staring in awe.

"Do you know I love you? 'Cause if you wanna come home with me, I really wouldn't mind. 'Cause your hot. Is that your real hair color? If it isn't, I really don't care. Will you marry me? You are single, right? If not, that's not a huge problem. Really. You can just dump the other girl. Okay?" She beamed.

"Uh...Uh...Uh..." Kurama backed away, his face red in embarrassment.

Kuwabara slung his arm around the girl.

"I'll go home with you!"

BAM!

Kuwabara looked fiercely up at Botan.

"What the heck was that for?"

"What about Yukina?" She demanded.

"Well, there are some countries where guys are allowed to have a bunch of wives, right?" Kuwabara grinned stupidly.

Kurama winced, and turned away.

Humans could be so dumb.

And there were some things that were even too gruesome for him to watch. The girl with the flowers put a comforting arm around his shoulders. She really was only human, after all.

Meanwhile, at a reception desk far, far away...

"Whaddya mean 'no hotel booking'?" Yuske demanded. He grabbed the front of the hotel manager's shirt, and yanked the guy down to his eye level. "We made sure that hotel was reserved before we even got here!"

Koenma jumped up and down. "Correction: I made sure of that! You did nothing to help whatsoever!"

The manager stared down at Koenma.

"That baby just talked."

"If you don't," Yuske snarled, "get us a hotel, I'll rip out your—"

"That baby just talked."

"This is going to talk a while," Koenma sighed. "I guess I'm going to have to resort to plan B."

"That baby just talked."

"What's plan B?"

"Plan B," Koenma explained, taking a small pouch from his pocket, "is this." He took a handful of what looked like shredded paper, and threw it in the air. "Our magic tour guide."

Swirling in a small cloud, the papers formed a small man about two feet tall. He straitened his little uniform professionally, and clicked his heels together. "Reporting for duty, sir!"

Yuske and the hotel manager stared.

"That baby just talked, and made a little man."

Looking the little guy up and down, Yuske turned to Koenma.

"Okay, how's a guy (who makes Hiei look tall) gonna help us?"

"He's the magic tour guide," Koenma snapped, as if that fact alone explained everything. "He's reserved everything we'll ever need, knows every pointless fact about every place we're about to go, and has over one million yen in ten different currencies." He then added thoughtfully, "He's made from expensive items found in gift shops, and pamphlets."

Yuske sweatdropped.

"Pamphlets?"

"Pamphlets."

Okay, I know these chapters are short, but this is my first official fanfic. As a newbie, you people (and those resembling people) should all cut me some slack.

Oooh, I almost forgot:

Eh-hem.

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