Here's chapter #5!

Ooooh, I'm making so much progress! I love updating! Yeah for updating!

(I might update more often if SOME PEOPLE would review more.) )

Anyway, this is the chapter you've all been waiting for!

I give you: Hiei pregnant!

Chapter #5

Hiei was lost.

Not that he would admit it, of course, but he was.

Somewhere between the hotel and the cheese factory, he had gotten turned around. And now he had no clue as to where the heck he was. Well, that wasn't technically true. He knew he was wandering in circles, and ending up in front of this stupid factory at every other turn.

"Need help?" A young girl with glasses offered.

Eyeing the girl, who couldn't have been more then fourteen, Hiei said, "Where the hell did you come from? And where did the hotel go? And more importantly, where are all the sitting ducks?" At her puzzled look, he sighed. "I mean, tourists."

"Oh," she nodded. "Them. I took care of them." Then she randomly started giggling evilly. "Anyway, I just wanted a chance to talk to you."

"Why?" Hiei suspiciously edged away from her. "Are you a stalker or something?"

She laughed. "As if! I'm just here to check up on something." She put her hand on his shoulder. "I, some person you've met purely by chance, am going to bestow on you the greatest of all punishments."

Hiei rolled his eyes. "I'm trembling under all this hair. You're a kid. What the heck could you do to me? Huh?"

Eyes gleaming behind her glasses, the girl grinned. "I can read your mind, and make your worst fears come true."

Silence.

"Okay kid, that was really creepy and all, but I've gotta get back to my—"

And that was when she hit Hiei over the head with a loaf of Swiss cheese. Giggling and dancing a bit, the girl leaned over Hiei's unconscious body, and whispered a few words before heading back to her factory.

A bit later, after the others have shown up...

"Hiei? Are you dead? What's wrong with him?"

"Hiei? If you are dead, could you at least tell us? I'm getting tired of waiting for you to wake up. And what are you hiding in your shirt?"

Opening his eyes (not all three, you understand), Hiei looked up at Koenma and Botan.

Koenma was staring at him in a concerned manner, and Botan was trying to get a peak down his shirt.

"Hey!" Jerking away from the both of them, he looked from face to face. "What the heck is going on?"

Pointing at his bulging stomach, Koenma retorted, "You tell us."

Looking down at the huge mound of a stomach before him, Hiei's eyes slowly narrowed. That girl...

"SHE GOT ME PREGNANT!"

Back at the beach...

Kuwabara and Yuske looked around.

There was Kurama.

There were his fangirls.

But where did everyone else wander off to?

"Uh...Kurama?" Yuske glanced at his numerous admirers. "Could we speak to you...um, alone? As in private?"

Kurama sighed. "The one to leave me alone the longest gets a date tomorrow night." Kuwabara and Yuske were flattened against the door as the squabbling females stampeded to the exit. "Better?"

"Uh...yeah."

"Sure."

Sitting down, Yuske and Kuwabara fully explained what had happened, from Kuwabara being knocked out, to being able to read Yuske's mind.

"Hmmm..." Kurama nodded. "It sounds like someone's just playing a prank on you. Some lower class demon, probably." He shrugged. "I wouldn't worry about it. It'll probably wear off in a day or two."

"But do you know where the others went?" Yuske asked. "We looked around, and couldn't find them."

"They went back to the hotel, far as I know." Kurama winced as loud the loud chanting of fangirls started growing louder. "They'll be back soon. It would be in your best interests to leave while you can."

Taking his advice, Yuske started walking towards the hotel again.

Following Yuske, Kuwabara paused, and focused his newly-gained powers on Kurama's mind. What could it hurt to know what the kitsune was really thinking?

Wait a minute, was that singing?

Tressime, tressime, oo-la-la!

Paling, Kuwabara backed away from his red-haired friend, and ran to catch up with Yuske. Apparently there were some things he just wasn't meant to know.

My fifth chapter is finished! It just gives me the best warm and fuzzy feeling inside.

I hate to be a nag (actually I kinda like it), but please review!

Oh, and if you can guess who the girl is, I'll give you a gold star!