Okay, since no one so far has been able to guess who I'm planning on making the mysterious girl, I'm gonna drop a few more hints in this chapter, okay?

After all, I merely wanted to see what some of you people would guess at, but since no one even TRIED I guess I'll just have to proceed with the story.

But here's a huge hint: She's in disguise, and she is someone you wouldn't expect to make Hiei pregnant. O.o

The plot thickens.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, James Bond, that commercial where an old lady falls down and can't get up, or EBay.

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But I do own Lee! HA! Take that all you readers! Take that!

Chapter #7

The girl giggled. Every thing was going according to plan.

Yanking out her cell phone, she hissed into it, "Keiko? They're coming to the factory. Yeah, everything's going as planned." She listened a bit to her instructions. "Fangirls? Let up on the torture? So we can get the plan in gear, right? Okay. Yeah, sounds easy. Bye."

Clicking the phone shut, she slipped on her wig and glasses. Helping people train could be so fun.

And FINALLY they all gather at the hotel. But NOT FOR LONG!!!

Kurama and Lee looked up at the building.

"This is the hotel?" Lee sniffed. "The brochure made it sound so much nicer."

"Whatever." Kurama pushed the little man from behind. "Hurry. Just hurry. We have to get in there now."

"You mean before those girls show up?" Lee looked up at Kurama over his shoulder. "Do you think I could sell some of your clothing on EBay? I bet I'd make a killing." His eyes got big and sparkly. "We could all go to Spain with the money made!"

"Where the girls could pine for me in Spanish? No thanks." Stopping in front of room 133 ("This is it! This is it!"), Kurama jerked open the door. There was Botan beating up Kuwabara. There was Yuske cracking up. There was Koenma trying to stop Hiei from eating spaghetti with cereal. There was Hiei...a very pregnant Hiei. "Okay," he asked, eyes huge in shock, "what'd I miss?"

Back to the mystery girl...

The cheese factory was silent. Well, mostly silent.

"Where the heck are they?" Pacing around her office, the girl sighed. She had been hired for action. Not this...this meaningless waiting. It was dreadful. "They should be here by now." She picked up her cell phone when it started ringing again. "Yeah?"

"They're just outside. I'll go to greet them."

"But I thought I—"

"I hired you, remember? Keiko is waiting for you down by the maze. You two are to wait there until I give further instructions."

"But—" The line went dead. Grumbling oaths angrily, she hung up. More waiting. Yuck.

Just outside the factory... ----(Don't you love the dot, dot, dots?)

Yuske, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Lee looked up at the building. Botan and Koenma had insisted that they could handle it by themselves.

"So we're just gonna go in?" Yuske asked doubtfully.

"Yuske's scared of a cheese factory!" Kuwabara sang happily.

"No I'm not!"

"I can read your mind, stupid."

"..."

Rolling his eyes, Kurama raised his hand to knock on the door.

"Hey!" Lee yanked at his pant leg. "You can't just knock. We've gotta sneak in! Yeah, yeah! Like James Bond!" Then he went on to start humming his idol's theme song.

Clutching his tub of macaroni and ice cream, Hiei took a tottering step forward.

And tipped over.

"AAAAHHH! Help! I've fallen down and I can't get up!"

Ignoring the pregnant demon—who was rolling down a sand dune at a dangerous rate—the four made their way into the factory.

"AAAAAHHHH! Damn baby!"

Okay, I know this chapter (like the pass six) was pretty short, but I didn't have much time to write it.

Can anyone guess who the girl is NOW??? I'll feel very pathetic if you can't.

Keiko's in on it now! Oooo...we've got a very thick plot on our hands!