Okay, most people so far have guessed that Genkai is our mystery girl. REALLY close.

Genkai's part of the whole scheme. She was the one—oh, wait. That'll spoil the surprise.

Darn.

Don't worry; this chapter is the final unveiling of the mystery girl.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. But I do own Lee, AND Hiei's baby! HA!

Chapter #8

Hiei picked a clump of sand out of his hair. "I can't believe you guys just let me fall like that."

Yuske shrugged, and peered down the dark hallway. That's all there was. A dark hallway. This factory didn't seem to be made of much else.

"What can I say?" Lee patted Hiei's belly. "You're free entertainment."

Kurama nervously glanced over his shoulder. He had been doing that a lot, ever since the fangirls had started attacking. "We should continue cautiously. With no idea of who this new foe is, they have the upper hand."

"Hey dimwit!" The five boys gawked.

Well, Yuske, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei gawked. Lee really had no clue why they were freaking out about a little old lady, so he just kinda stood there.

"Genkai?" Yuske's eyes bugged out. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

One of Hiei's eyes developed a mysterious tic. "Were—" Twitch. "You—" Twitch. "That one girl—" Twitch. "Who made me pregnant?"

"And made me psychic?" Kuwabara added.

Genkai rolled her eyes. "Of course not! I don't know how to do that stuff!" They sighed in relief. "I just hired someone to do that to you."

Hiei's twitchy eye came back.

"What's going on?" Lee looked up at Genkai. "Wow. Lady, you sure are creepy."

Genkai beamed. "What a charming little fellow!"

"Wait a minute!" Yuske yelled. "Why are you doing all of this? Hiei pregnant? Kuwabara reading minds?"

"Why don't you ask Kuwabara, dimwit?"

"Oh. Right. Yeah."

They all turned to stare at him. Kuwabara, who had been listening to shampoo commercial jingles inside Kurama's head, stared back in confusion.

"What?"

"What's the hag thinking?"

"Oh. Heh." Focusing his powers on Genkai, Kuwabara grinned. "She's training us! Ooooh! And you won't believe who she hired to help her—ahhhhhhhh!"

A trap door, opening when Genkai waved her hand, swallowed up Kuwabara.

"Nooo!" Lee got down on his knees and started sobbing. "He—(sob)—was so young! KUWABARA!"

"He's not dead." Genkai rolled her eyes.

Glaring, Lee snapped, "It's really the principle of the thing. Never leave a man behind! KUWABARA! I'm coming!" And with that he threw himself down after the screaming redheaded dummy.

"Hmmm, what an idiot." She smiled sweetly. "In any case, you have your answer. This is all for training. And my personal amusement, of course. Don't you love the factory? When my accomplices told me their idea, I nearly—"

"Who did you hire to do this to us?" Hiei growled.

"Shut up. And you have sand in you hair." Waving towards two figures, Genkai smirked. Stepping forwards, the two grinned at the astonished boys. "Meet my helpers: Keiko...and Yukina."

Okay, I'm thinking no one was expecting that.

I tried to make her seem like a fighter to throw everyone off (even though I didn't technically say she fought), and it looks like it worked.

In this fic some very nice school girls/ice demons are gonna turn evil. Very evil.

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

Next chapter: Lee becomes a hero, and Keiko does some torturing of her own.

(I know this was short, but at least I'm updating daily!)