Hiei's having a baby! Yeah! Wonder what I'll name it. (Shrugs)

Oh well. Maybe I'll let Super Lee decide.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, the Discovery Channel, or Hansel and Gretel (i.e. the fairy tale).

Chapter #10

Super Lee (the magical tour guide formally known as "Lee") landed.

Where he landed, he had no clue. He didn't even really know where he was. Flying up that random trapdoor had turned him around a bit, and now he was currently looking about a tiny office-like room filled with computers.

What was he supposed to do now?

Well, he thought, first thing's first.

"Hmmm," he stared at Kuwabara. "KUWABARA! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!" Continuously slapping the poor guy, Super Lee screamed in his ear, "YOU'VE—GOTTA—WAKE—UP—NOW!"

Opening his bleary eyes, Kuwabara was greeted by the sight of a screaming midget-magical-tour-guide in a form-fitting spandex number.

"Okay, now that's just sick and wrong."

Back at the birthing room...

Keiko looked down at Hiei, slightly taken back. "Huh?"

Hiei's eye twitched. "It's coming."

Keiko, panicking by now, also twitched. "What do you mean, 'it's coming'?"

Grabbing Yuske's sleeve, and Kurama's hair, Hiei shrieked, "It's coming! It's coming! GET IT OUT!"

Yuske frowned at Hiei. "Can't you hold it for a few more minutes?"

Kurama tapped his shoulder. "What he means is, that he's having his baby now."

Yuske nodded wisely. "Oh." Then his eyes bugged out. "Oh."

Keiko backed away from them, stuttering wildly, "Uh, I-I-I-I g-gotta go. Uh...uh...uh...y-you have f-f-fun now."

"Wait!" Yuske grabbed her arm. "Can't you make it stop?"

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Yukina was the one w-who did that. She would kn-know more about it th-th-then me." Keiko yelped as Hiei gave another scream, and disappeared into the shadows.

"What do we do?" Yuske moaned.

"How would I know?"

"Well, Mr. Discovery Channel, you're the one more likely to know about these kind of things."

Kurama glared. "Just because I have a high IQ and great hair is no reason to be disagreeable, Yuske."

"I'm not being disagreeable. And your hair isn't that great."

Yuske stared down at Hiei, who at the moment was hyperventilating.

"I can't have a baby! I'm too young! I'm too hot!" He clutched the front of Yuske's shirt, and then yanked him down. "DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT A BABY WILL DO TO MY FIGURE?"

"Well, no actually."

"It's okay, Hiei," Kurama said comfortingly. "Just breath in and out. In and out."

Forgetting his problems for a moment, Hiei looked up at Kurama with an annoyed look. "How the heck would you know—"

"We should get him on the floor," Yuske quickly interrupted.

Nodding, Kurama helped him lay Hiei stretched out on the tile floor of the cheese factory.

"Now what?"

Looking slightly scared, Kurama gulped and said, "I think now we have to take his pants off."

Two voices echoed through the factory at the same time.

"WHAT???"

Over in some random office...

"Did you hear something?" Kuwabara asked. "It sounded like Hiei and Yuske."

Super Lee listened a bit, and then shook his head. "It sounds like Hiei's having it's baby." With sparkly eyes, Super Lee asked Kuwabara eagerly, "Do you think he'll name it after me?"

Another scream shook the building...and Kuwabara had his first idea.

No, seriously.

Stop laughing.

It's true, y'know.

"We should follow the sound of shorty's screams of pain!"

Super Lee nodded happily. "Like bread crumbs!"

Silence.

"You're weird."

Super Lee sighed. "That's what got me stuck in this fanfiction."

So how was that? I'm still deciding on a name for the baby.

Next chapter: Genkai delivers! Hiei's a daddy! Er...mother! Uh...whatever.

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