Okee,so after he died he lost the tape and it came to Gollum,who was too busy watching pornoo off the web..oh..wait...it was actually re-runs from TRL,which really sucks because he has bad taste in TV.
Then he lost his 'Precious' and Bilbo found it and did stuff with it.You don't want to know.
Then I came to the Shire to return Pirates of the Carribean from,oh crap,wrong place.
Uhh...well,I saw Frodo and he didn't have his British accent and I was saying,"Sup mah dawg."
He said,"Word up,g."
And there was a long akward silence then I said.
"Wanna get stoned?"
And he said,"Okay!"
So after smoking with Frodo I headed over to Bag End.
I knocked on the door and I herd Bilbo screech,"I don't want any solicitors!!"
And I said,"What about old drug addicted friends?"
He opened the door and hugged my leg,then it felt wet and uncomforatable.
"Where have you been all these years?"
"What ahve you've been drinking,little rummy?"I said fanning.He smells like doody.
"Come in,come in."He said pushing me inside."Want something to drink?"
"No thanks."I looked at him funny.Like this-Oo "So it's your one hundreth-eleventh birthday,is it not?"
"Yes."
"Are you leaving?"
"Yes."
"Are you leaving the tape?"
"NO!It came to me..my own..My PRECIOUS.."
"Precious?You had that tape too long,foo!Your gonna get your ass wooped,bitch style!!"
"What the hell?!"
"Nothing.."
"Umm...that's what I though."
Then the musical number began.
Then I think I took a dump in my pants.
"Let's go smoke some weed,then go to that partay,g."
"Okee."I said.So we went to the party.Frodo looked sexy as hell.
Oh crap.I shouldn't have said that out loud.
So,I caught Merry and Pippin playing tricks,blah blah blah..Oh!Then Bilbo came up and did a speech.
"My fellow Bagginses,Tooks,Proufoots.."
"Proudfeet!"Someone shouted.
"Shut up!"Bilbo yelled."I hate you all!Except a few,and Frodo,you look fine,boy!"He dissapeared.
Frodo then had a cheesey surprised look,but Bilbo was right...he is fine looking!
"Why must I be fine looking?!"Frodo cried."Why was I cursed with sexy good looks,and HUGR blue eyes and..."
"We get the point."Everyone said.
Then he lost his 'Precious' and Bilbo found it and did stuff with it.You don't want to know.
Then I came to the Shire to return Pirates of the Carribean from,oh crap,wrong place.
Uhh...well,I saw Frodo and he didn't have his British accent and I was saying,"Sup mah dawg."
He said,"Word up,g."
And there was a long akward silence then I said.
"Wanna get stoned?"
And he said,"Okay!"
So after smoking with Frodo I headed over to Bag End.
I knocked on the door and I herd Bilbo screech,"I don't want any solicitors!!"
And I said,"What about old drug addicted friends?"
He opened the door and hugged my leg,then it felt wet and uncomforatable.
"Where have you been all these years?"
"What ahve you've been drinking,little rummy?"I said fanning.He smells like doody.
"Come in,come in."He said pushing me inside."Want something to drink?"
"No thanks."I looked at him funny.Like this-Oo "So it's your one hundreth-eleventh birthday,is it not?"
"Yes."
"Are you leaving?"
"Yes."
"Are you leaving the tape?"
"NO!It came to me..my own..My PRECIOUS.."
"Precious?You had that tape too long,foo!Your gonna get your ass wooped,bitch style!!"
"What the hell?!"
"Nothing.."
"Umm...that's what I though."
Then the musical number began.
Then I think I took a dump in my pants.
"Let's go smoke some weed,then go to that partay,g."
"Okee."I said.So we went to the party.Frodo looked sexy as hell.
Oh crap.I shouldn't have said that out loud.
So,I caught Merry and Pippin playing tricks,blah blah blah..Oh!Then Bilbo came up and did a speech.
"My fellow Bagginses,Tooks,Proufoots.."
"Proudfeet!"Someone shouted.
"Shut up!"Bilbo yelled."I hate you all!Except a few,and Frodo,you look fine,boy!"He dissapeared.
Frodo then had a cheesey surprised look,but Bilbo was right...he is fine looking!
"Why must I be fine looking?!"Frodo cried."Why was I cursed with sexy good looks,and HUGR blue eyes and..."
"We get the point."Everyone said.