Thanks to the suggestion of Random Person number 3, I now know what I'm naming Hiei's baby.

But none of you do! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, or Suave (i.e. the shampoo).

Chapter #11

"HELP!" Kurama looked frantically down the dark hallway. "Genkai? Keiko? Yukina?"

"What?" Rubbing sleep from her eyes, Yukina appeared, glaring at the three boys. "So? What's with all the noise? You do know that you woke me from my daily nap."

Yuske raised his eyebrows. "Nap?"

"Apologies." Hurrying her over to Hiei, Kurama pointed. "What do we do? He's having the baby."

Yukina's eyes bugged out. "B-but the baby wasn't supposed to...oops."

"Ooops?!" Hiei thrashed wildly. "I DON'T LIKE 'OOOPS'!"

"Okay." Worry lines appeared on her forehead. "Um, I dunno. Just breathe in, and out."

"BREATHE?" Hiei screamed, eyes rolling around in his head. "I'M HAVING A BABY AND ALL ANY ONE CAN TELL ME IS TO BREATHE!!! I'M NOT HAVING BRAIN SURGERY; I CAN FIGURE OUT THAT I NEED TO BREATHE!!!"

"Genkai?" Yuske winced as Hiei gripped his hand harder. "Genkai? GENKAI? We really need you."

"Come on," Yukina grimaced as Hiei reached in vain for his sword. "You know you can't kill it."

"Just—one—swipe?" Hiei begged. "Please?"

That's when Genkai showed up.

"Okay," she looked from the screaming Hiei, to Yukina, to Yuske, to Kurama. She gawked a bit longer at Hiei. "What the—?"

And the other rush to the sorta-not-really rescue...

Kuwabara and Super Lee ran down the corridor, following the sounds of Hiei's screams.

"Can you hear anyone's thoughts yet?" Super Lee questioned Kuwabara.

"Uh," Kuwabara scrunched up his face. Not a pretty sight. Of course, it wasn't like his face was pretty before he scrunched it up. "Yeah. Kurama's thinking about naming the baby Suave™."

"That's a horrible name. What else?"

"Uh...oh yeah. Genkai's delivering the baby."

"What?!"

"Apparently she has some kinda degree in medics."

Super Lee nodded. "Hmmm...go figure."

And the doctor says...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Genkai frowned. "There's only one way this thing's coming out. Kurama? Hand me Yuske's sword."

Look up. BWHAHAHAHA!!! I bet you saw a ceiling. Er...anyway, back to the story.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Kuwabara and Super Lee looked at each other.

"Crap."

"Yeah, that about sums it up."

Opening the door from behind which the screams were coming, Kuwabara and Super Lee stared intently at the sight before them. Genkai was holding a baby. A very cute baby, actually, with little red eyes and spiky black hair. Hiei was shouting and pointing at Genkai angrily.

"She cut open my stomach! MY STOMACH!" Then he stopped and stared at the little bundle in Genkai's arms. "Give it to me."

Handing the tiny squirming thing to Hiei, Genkai smiled.

"Ain't that cute?" Yuske grinned gently. "The baby and his mother."

"Well, I gotta go now," Genkai said.

Yukina nodded. "Ditto."

"B-but why?" Kurama moved his gaze from Hiei and the baby to Genkai and Yukina.

"Your training isn't over yet." With that, the two once again disappeared.

"So what're you naming him?" Kuwabara tickled the baby beneath it's chin.

"Arina," Hiei said proudly. "And it's not a boy."

"WHAT???"

Hmmm...a girl growing up with a grumpy demon. That would be interesting.

But, as you can see, the story isn't over yet! T

here's still plenty of time to torture our heroes!

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