God,I shouldn't have had that burrito.Oh,yes.Who are you?I'm suppose to do what?Oh,right,that...
So,once I came home,Gandalf was smoking his crack by the fireplace.
"Dil-er-I mean Bilbo left."I said in a morose tone.
"No shit," he laughed.He offered me some,but I turned it down.
I walked by the fireplace. "He left some tape by the fireplace.Since it was dangerous,I put it in a Hefty bag."
"Uh,thanks?" I said.
"You are suppose to take it to some video rental place,I think.Yeah."He said rolling up a dollar and snorting some coke.I made an icky-grossed out face,but what can I say:all my facial expressions are adorable.
All of a sudden,there was a loud noise by the bushes.
"Samwise!!Why can't you use your own bathroom?Oh...Umm...did you hear any of our conversation?"
Samwise shrugged."Yeah...The part where you were saying Frodo was se-"
"No,no.no not that...The tape!!"
"Noo..not until now."
I rolled my eyes.When the hell will this be done with?
Author's note:Yes,yes...I know my chapters are short but that's because...Hmm...I really don't know.But I did see The Village last night.Maybe I'll even parody that movie.Or not.Damn, pancakes are good.
So,once I came home,Gandalf was smoking his crack by the fireplace.
"Dil-er-I mean Bilbo left."I said in a morose tone.
"No shit," he laughed.He offered me some,but I turned it down.
I walked by the fireplace. "He left some tape by the fireplace.Since it was dangerous,I put it in a Hefty bag."
"Uh,thanks?" I said.
"You are suppose to take it to some video rental place,I think.Yeah."He said rolling up a dollar and snorting some coke.I made an icky-grossed out face,but what can I say:all my facial expressions are adorable.
All of a sudden,there was a loud noise by the bushes.
"Samwise!!Why can't you use your own bathroom?Oh...Umm...did you hear any of our conversation?"
Samwise shrugged."Yeah...The part where you were saying Frodo was se-"
"No,no.no not that...The tape!!"
"Noo..not until now."
I rolled my eyes.When the hell will this be done with?
Author's note:Yes,yes...I know my chapters are short but that's because...Hmm...I really don't know.But I did see The Village last night.Maybe I'll even parody that movie.Or not.Damn, pancakes are good.