Okay, this is the second to last chapter. After this, it's just the epilogue, and that's it.
(Sobs) My very first fanfic is coming to a close!
I'm so proud!
I wrote a one-shot fic called "CinderHiei," if you guys wanna check it out.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. (Sulks) The world is so unfair.
Chapter #13
"IT'S AN ARMY OF GIANT FROGS!" Kuwabara screamed.
"It's an army of giant frogs." Hiei rolled his eyes. "Pathetic."
"Fwa fwa pathets," Arina-Ryu-Shay agreed.
Everyone one swiveled their heads—including the frogs—to stare at Hiei and his baby. "Awww..."
Then the frogs attacked.
But then...
Keiko, Yukina, and Genkai all watched the screen.
"This is really getting random," Keiko announced.
"Even for us," Genkai agreed.
"Can you see if anyone's dead yet?" Yukina asked hopefully.
Silence.
"What the heck is that baby doing?"
Back to the baby...
Arina-Ryu-Shay wriggled in Hiei's arms. "Gah gah, da fwas sha dye!"
Yusuke stared at the tiny spiky-haired talker. "Huh?"
"She said, 'Da da, the frogs should die,'" Super Lee translated. They all paused—once again, even the frogs—to look at him. "What? I'm very in touch with my feminine side."
Suddenly Arina-Ryu-Shay leapt from Hiei's arms, and bravely faced the frogs.
"Geya bat o' se," she warned them.
They croaked.
Drawing her daddy's sword—
"How the hell did she get that?" Hiei screeched.
—she swung it over her head, yelled, "Ga ga ga!!!!"—
"Awww..." Everyone cooed.
—then she brought down her sword, and turned all the frogs into tadpoles.
Silence.
"Well," Yusuke grumbled. "That was anticlimactic."
In the planning room...
The baby on screen had her daddy's sword.
She turned all the frogs into tadpoles.
Silence.
"Well," Keiko grumbled. "That was anticlimactic."
Three days later at Yusuke's house...
"That vacation," Kuwabara growled, "was so stupid."
"It wasn't what I'd been expecting," Kurama agreed. He looked at his watch. "I gotta go. My therapist." After the numerous fangirl incidents, Kurama's mom had signed him up to go to see a shrink regularly.
After Kurama had left, Hiei rolled his eyes.
All three of them.
"What an—Hey! Where's my headband?"
Arina-Ryu-Shay stuffed the white strip into her mouth.
"Awww..."
"That," Hiei said slowly, "was my best headband."
Okay, that chapter was short.
Okay, this story's ending pretty suddenly.
But I have an excuse!
(Readers stare expectantly.)
Okay, I don't have an excuse.
(Shrugs)
Oh well!
Next chapter: Epilogue!