hey everybody, it's kairi and I'm bringing you the next part of my fic on
the yu yu hakusho--which I don't own! you know, recently I found out that
yu yu hakusho means poltergeist report, or ghost files--a few months ago I
ordered one of its manga's!--oh well, read away--oh yeah--yusuke and
botan DON'T go out!
"Man, the malls are packed today, does everyone have a dead mentor whose funeral they have to go to because her crazed ex-boyfriend killed her?" Yusuke asked.
"Some how I really doubt that they do." Botan giggled, "(It's good to see that he's back to his old self again, at least I think he is.)" she thought watching him as they walked into the nearest formal wear store.
"May I help you two?" a tall male worker asked.
"Yeah, I'm lookin' for a tux that isn't too gay lookin' but is still really formal, can you help me?" Yusuke asked.
"Excuse me?!" the worker asked in shock.
"What he means is that he just needs a normal tuxedo." Botan said.
"Oh but of course, but what about you, such a beautiful young lady as yourself must need a dress." the worker went on(obviously just trying to get a sale!).
Botan blushed, "Well I already have a dress, but thank you anyway." she giggled.
"Come this way please." the worker said leading the two of them deeper into the store.
"Wow, are you guys havin' a goin' outta business sale?" Yusuke asked looking around at all the people.
"No, of course not!" the worker began to laugh, "It's always packed when you have the best formal wear store in the city!" he boosted.
"Oh my." Botan said as she and Yusuke tried to squeeze through all the people.
"Hey mister, we don't want anything too fancy alright, we just want some mediocre, maybe not even that." Yusuke began.
"Cool it Yusuke, Koenma's paying for your tuxedo and the limo, I've got the money right here." Botan whispered.
"Are you serious?!" Yusuke shouted, startling everyone in the store.
"Keep it down." Botan said in a very hush-hush voice.
"Then why the hell are we here?! We could go hit the strip club, or the bar, or even go gambling, I could get us double the money so we could use half to do it again, I could make us billionaires!" he whispered in excitement.
"Excuse me--" the worker began, but Yusuke cut him off.
"Buzz off fag!" Yusuke hissed, then he turned to Botan, "So are you in, or what?" Yusuke asked.
"Koenma's going to have my head for this, but, I'll go." she said, "(I know I'm going to regret this.)" she thought, then Yusuke took her by the hand and they ran out of the store.
Yusuke and Botan took the bus to a vacant building, "THIS is where people actually go to gamble?" Botan asked.
"Well what did you except, the Tokyo Doom?" Yusuke asked.
"No, but, do you actually come here and SOCIALIZE with the psycho- paths inside?" Botan asked.
"I'd except that from Keiko." he said lifting up his sunglasses.
"Well this is the first time I've ever done this!" she shrieked.
"Just play it cool." Yusuke said and he led her to the side door(which was in a REALLY nasty alley!).
A large man answered the door, "Yusuke Urameshi." he said pointing to himself.
The large man looked at Botan, "O-Oh, B-Botan." she said nervously.
Then the man smiled a big greasy mouthed-practically toothless-plaque and food remains everywhere(eww! GROSSNESS!) smile and let them in.
"See, just play it cool." Yusuke said walking in the building with was covered in smoke on the inside.
Botan quickly tailed behind him, she put her hands on his shoulders, then she coughed, "This place is disgusting, cough how on earth can you stand it in here?" she asked.
"Lighten up Botan, you're acting like you've never inhaled smoke before." Yusuke said as he made his way to a bright light.
"I haven't, and what's that light?" she asked, still coughing.
"The table." he said, "Here, just sit next to me, and let ME do all the talking." Yusuke said. The two sat down at the table, Botan looked around cautiously, "Hello boys, mind if we cut in?" Yusuke asked.
"Depends on how much yer throwin' down Urameshi." one man with an eye patch said.
"Who's the dame?" an overweight man with a sun visor on asked.
"This Botan." Yusuke said.
"She looks a little too preppy to be hangin' with you Urameshi." a weaselish-looking person said.
"Nah, she's cool, so anyway, I'm playing 2700 yen." Yusuke said putting it on the table.
"Don't bet too much now Urameshi!" the over weight man exclaimed laughing hysterically.
"Laugh it up now, but I'll be rollin' in your dough soon tubby." Yusuke countered.
The weaselish-looking person shuffled up some cards and gave them to Yusuke.
"Figures they'd try and screw me over." Yusuke chuckled softly to Botan, showing her his cards.
"You think they're cheating?" she asked, "(These cards are pretty pathetic)" she thought.
"You need help Urameshi?" the guy with the eye patch asked, everyone else began to laugh.
"Nah, let's just play." Yusuke said.
They were obviously playing poker and after a fifteen minutes of slapping down cards and some poker lingo Botan couldn't under stand the fat man laughed, "I win!" he said.
"Dammit!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Oh, did we mention that this was STRIP poker?" the weaselish-looking person asked.
"N-No." Botan said nervously.
"That means, you both gotta take somethin' off." the fat one said.
Yusuke choked, then looked over Botan, "Come on you two are in this together, now strip!" the one with the eye patch said.
"I've had enough of this!" Botan said getting up, "I'm leaving!" she said getting up and walking over to the door. Then suddenly she was floating and she was back at the table, "What was that?!" she asked.
"Our friend Sergio knows that no one leaves in the middle of a game, that's rude." the fat man said.
Botan turned around to see that the large man from the door had just let go of her sweater, then the one with the eye patch took out a gun, "Now strip!" he said pointing the gun at them.
"I swear I'm going to kill you when this is over Yusuke!" Botan said taking off her sweater.
"Don't worry, it'll be worth it." Yusuke said taking off his shirt as well.
"HOLY COW!" the fat one exclaimed, "That's one fat slut you've got with you Urameshi!" he went on.
"What did you call me?!" Botan asked angrily.
"Chill," Yusuke whispered, "He just said your boobs are huge." he said.
Botan looked down at her chest, and then wrapped her arms around herself, "(Good thing I didn't wear my teddy bear bra today!)" she thought.
"OK, next round." Yusuke began, slapping some yen onto the table, "1500 yen." he said.
"Whoa Urameshi, don't try and break a record or anything!" the weaselish-looking one said laughed.
"Keep talkin' I'll win this one for sure." Yusuke said.
"You've gotten much prettier Urameshi, you want my number?" the one with the eye patch asked.
"I'd rather have my fingers cut off, now let's just play." Yusuke said picking you his hand.
"Man, the malls are packed today, does everyone have a dead mentor whose funeral they have to go to because her crazed ex-boyfriend killed her?" Yusuke asked.
"Some how I really doubt that they do." Botan giggled, "(It's good to see that he's back to his old self again, at least I think he is.)" she thought watching him as they walked into the nearest formal wear store.
"May I help you two?" a tall male worker asked.
"Yeah, I'm lookin' for a tux that isn't too gay lookin' but is still really formal, can you help me?" Yusuke asked.
"Excuse me?!" the worker asked in shock.
"What he means is that he just needs a normal tuxedo." Botan said.
"Oh but of course, but what about you, such a beautiful young lady as yourself must need a dress." the worker went on(obviously just trying to get a sale!).
Botan blushed, "Well I already have a dress, but thank you anyway." she giggled.
"Come this way please." the worker said leading the two of them deeper into the store.
"Wow, are you guys havin' a goin' outta business sale?" Yusuke asked looking around at all the people.
"No, of course not!" the worker began to laugh, "It's always packed when you have the best formal wear store in the city!" he boosted.
"Oh my." Botan said as she and Yusuke tried to squeeze through all the people.
"Hey mister, we don't want anything too fancy alright, we just want some mediocre, maybe not even that." Yusuke began.
"Cool it Yusuke, Koenma's paying for your tuxedo and the limo, I've got the money right here." Botan whispered.
"Are you serious?!" Yusuke shouted, startling everyone in the store.
"Keep it down." Botan said in a very hush-hush voice.
"Then why the hell are we here?! We could go hit the strip club, or the bar, or even go gambling, I could get us double the money so we could use half to do it again, I could make us billionaires!" he whispered in excitement.
"Excuse me--" the worker began, but Yusuke cut him off.
"Buzz off fag!" Yusuke hissed, then he turned to Botan, "So are you in, or what?" Yusuke asked.
"Koenma's going to have my head for this, but, I'll go." she said, "(I know I'm going to regret this.)" she thought, then Yusuke took her by the hand and they ran out of the store.
Yusuke and Botan took the bus to a vacant building, "THIS is where people actually go to gamble?" Botan asked.
"Well what did you except, the Tokyo Doom?" Yusuke asked.
"No, but, do you actually come here and SOCIALIZE with the psycho- paths inside?" Botan asked.
"I'd except that from Keiko." he said lifting up his sunglasses.
"Well this is the first time I've ever done this!" she shrieked.
"Just play it cool." Yusuke said and he led her to the side door(which was in a REALLY nasty alley!).
A large man answered the door, "Yusuke Urameshi." he said pointing to himself.
The large man looked at Botan, "O-Oh, B-Botan." she said nervously.
Then the man smiled a big greasy mouthed-practically toothless-plaque and food remains everywhere(eww! GROSSNESS!) smile and let them in.
"See, just play it cool." Yusuke said walking in the building with was covered in smoke on the inside.
Botan quickly tailed behind him, she put her hands on his shoulders, then she coughed, "This place is disgusting, cough how on earth can you stand it in here?" she asked.
"Lighten up Botan, you're acting like you've never inhaled smoke before." Yusuke said as he made his way to a bright light.
"I haven't, and what's that light?" she asked, still coughing.
"The table." he said, "Here, just sit next to me, and let ME do all the talking." Yusuke said. The two sat down at the table, Botan looked around cautiously, "Hello boys, mind if we cut in?" Yusuke asked.
"Depends on how much yer throwin' down Urameshi." one man with an eye patch said.
"Who's the dame?" an overweight man with a sun visor on asked.
"This Botan." Yusuke said.
"She looks a little too preppy to be hangin' with you Urameshi." a weaselish-looking person said.
"Nah, she's cool, so anyway, I'm playing 2700 yen." Yusuke said putting it on the table.
"Don't bet too much now Urameshi!" the over weight man exclaimed laughing hysterically.
"Laugh it up now, but I'll be rollin' in your dough soon tubby." Yusuke countered.
The weaselish-looking person shuffled up some cards and gave them to Yusuke.
"Figures they'd try and screw me over." Yusuke chuckled softly to Botan, showing her his cards.
"You think they're cheating?" she asked, "(These cards are pretty pathetic)" she thought.
"You need help Urameshi?" the guy with the eye patch asked, everyone else began to laugh.
"Nah, let's just play." Yusuke said.
They were obviously playing poker and after a fifteen minutes of slapping down cards and some poker lingo Botan couldn't under stand the fat man laughed, "I win!" he said.
"Dammit!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Oh, did we mention that this was STRIP poker?" the weaselish-looking person asked.
"N-No." Botan said nervously.
"That means, you both gotta take somethin' off." the fat one said.
Yusuke choked, then looked over Botan, "Come on you two are in this together, now strip!" the one with the eye patch said.
"I've had enough of this!" Botan said getting up, "I'm leaving!" she said getting up and walking over to the door. Then suddenly she was floating and she was back at the table, "What was that?!" she asked.
"Our friend Sergio knows that no one leaves in the middle of a game, that's rude." the fat man said.
Botan turned around to see that the large man from the door had just let go of her sweater, then the one with the eye patch took out a gun, "Now strip!" he said pointing the gun at them.
"I swear I'm going to kill you when this is over Yusuke!" Botan said taking off her sweater.
"Don't worry, it'll be worth it." Yusuke said taking off his shirt as well.
"HOLY COW!" the fat one exclaimed, "That's one fat slut you've got with you Urameshi!" he went on.
"What did you call me?!" Botan asked angrily.
"Chill," Yusuke whispered, "He just said your boobs are huge." he said.
Botan looked down at her chest, and then wrapped her arms around herself, "(Good thing I didn't wear my teddy bear bra today!)" she thought.
"OK, next round." Yusuke began, slapping some yen onto the table, "1500 yen." he said.
"Whoa Urameshi, don't try and break a record or anything!" the weaselish-looking one said laughed.
"Keep talkin' I'll win this one for sure." Yusuke said.
"You've gotten much prettier Urameshi, you want my number?" the one with the eye patch asked.
"I'd rather have my fingers cut off, now let's just play." Yusuke said picking you his hand.