hey everybody, this is kairi bringing you the next part of my YYH fic--
which I don't own! For those of you that are artists or good at designing
characters, I need your help, see I don't need just regular characters, I
need nasty demon fighters, just like on the show, I'll e-mail who ever
leaves me a their character profile enclosed after their review(just label
it profile)OK, read away!
"You lose again Urameshi!" the guy with the eye patch laughed.
"You know what that means!" the weaselish-looking one said.
"Yusuke! You said that you could win!" Botan shouted.
"Hey I'm just gettin' warmed up, besides, we've only lost 4200 yen." he said.
"Well you took off yer tops, now you gotta take off yer pants." the fat one said.
"How do we know that you all have been playing strip poker before we got here, you could just be cheating us into taking off our cloths." Botan said.
"Look under the table little missy if you want proof." the one with the eye patch replied.
Botan turned up her nose and then looked under, then she immediately shot back up like a rocket, and her was extremely plain, she was as stiff as a board. "Hey Botan, are you alright?" Yusuke asked, but without saying another word Botan fainted. "What's wrong?!" Yusuke asked, then he looked under the table too, then he fainted too.
The three man at the table got up, they were obviously not wearing any pants, or underwear for that matter. "Tie those two up, and get Urameshi's yen." the fat one said.
Botan was the first to wake up, "What happened....?....!!!!" Botan was too shocked to even scream, not only were they tied up in some nasty room together, they were literally tied together. Botan and Yusuke's ankles were tied together and so were their hands, she could even feel him breathing on her forehead. Botan wiggled around, "Yusuke, Yusuke wake up." she whispered.
Botan wiggled around some more, finally waking up Yusuke, "What the hell, I can't move....BOTAN?!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Sh, someone might hear us." she said pinching his leg.
"I don't know about this, what about Keiko?" Yusuke asked.
"You pervert, I didn't do this, your poker buddies obviously tied us up after we passed out." she replied.
"Yeah, I'll probably never look under another table again." Yusuke said.
"Me either, now we have to figure out a way to get out of here." Botan said, but Yusuke obviously wasn't listening, his mind and his eyes were elsewhere. Botan bit his shoulder.
"Ouch!" Yusuke exclaimed, "What'd you do that for?!" he asked.
"As if you didn't know." she said.
"Hey I'm a healthy young man, I'm obligated to look." Yusuke said smiling.
"I'll deal with you later but for now we've got to figure out how to get out of here." Botan said trying to roll over. "sigh It's no use, here, see if you can stand up." she commanded.
"Why don't I just blast this stuff that's holding us together off with my spirit gun?" Yusuke asked.
"Because I'd like to keep my foot if that's alright with you, now try and stand up." Botan hissed.
"Alright, alright, here we go." Yusuke said, but when he tried to stand up the ropes just road up on his legs, and Botan was sitting on his upper legs, with one leg on each side of him.
"You did that on purpose." she hissed.
"I didn't, I swear--" but before Yusuke could finish his sentence, Botan head-butted him, and then they were lying on each other. "I think you did THAT on purpose." Yusuke grinned.
"You can be such a slime ball sometimes, when we're set free, I swear I'm going to slap you so hard..." but suddenly Botan lost her train of thought, because she noticed that Yusuke was staring deeply into her pink eyes. "W-What is it...?" she asked.
"Nothing...let's just try and stand up again." Yusuke said.
"Now you're talking." Botan began, "On three, one, two,...three." Botan said as she and Yusuke finally stood up.
"OK, now how do we get out of here?" Yusuke asked looking around.
"Let's just rub the ropes against something on the wall." Botan suggested looking around.
"But we can't even move our ankles let alone walk around." Yusuke said.
"sigh You're right, we're trapped." Botan said, "I knew that I never should have gone off with you, I knew it would be a complete disaster." Botan said resting her head on Yusuke's shoulder.
"Then why did you come with me?" Yusuke asked putting his head on hers.
"Because, you seemed so happy, the happiest I've seen you since the Dark Tournament, even when Yukina found a way to bring Kuwabara back, you still seemed so down, and so I went because I thought this would make you feel better. laugh I'm such a fool." Botan said.
"No, I am, this is all my fault, now we're probably gonna miss Genkai's wake, and I won't get her gift to me, and me and Keiko could never get married because I'll probably die of starvation here, my life's all screwed up." Yusuke said managing to fit in a little laugh.
"Don't say that, we're going to get out of here don't--" but before Botan could finish her sentence the only door in the dark room flew open, and a policeman was there.
The officer put the light up to Yusuke and Botan's faces, "A little help here." Yusuke said.
"What happened to ya'll two?" the officer asked walking toward them.
"You see some friends of ours thought it would be a funny joke to tie us up in this room almost naked." she lied.
"Well, come on in the car, I'll give ya'll a ride home." the officer said.
"Um, sir, could I ask you what time it is?" Botan asked as Yusuke rubbed his now free wrists.
"I'd say it's about midnight." he replied as he walked over to his car.
Yusuke and Botan hurriedly followed him, "Midnight, are you serious?!" Yusuke asked as the officer opened to door to let the two in.
"What's it to ya boy?" the cop asked.
"OK that's it, I'm not a boy and if you don't start showin' us some respect I'm gonna havta kick your--" thankfully Botan pulled Yusuke into the back of the cop car before he could finish his sentence and probably get them probation.
"Yusuke Urameshi have you lost your mind?!" Botan asked as the cop circled the car to get in from the other side.
"Well I wasn't just gonna stand there while he punk'd us." Yusuke replied.
Then the officer opened to car door at the driver's seat and started the car, "I'll handle you later." she said.
Fifteen minutes later Yusuke and Botan were standing at the door of the Urameshi apartment, Yusuke tried to open the door but, "What's taking so long? I'm freezing and practically naked." Botan said trying to protect herself from the cold.
"We're locked out." Yusuke said.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Botan said walking over to the door and jiggling the handle. "I don't believe this! Didn't you take a key with you?" Botan asked.
"Yeah, but it was in my pants." Yusuke said.
"Great, now where are we going to go?" Botan asked.
"Well we could go to Kurama's, he lives a few blocks away." Yusuke said.
"And what are we going to say to him, 'Hi Kurama, we just got mugged and we've been locked in a closest for the past twelve hours and we were just wondering if we could stay at your place for the night because the key is in his pants and believe it or not, the people who mugged us also striped us.', honestly Yusuke, I don't believe that's going to work." Botan said putting her hands on her hips.
"It's worth a try." Yusuke shrugged.
"I swear I'm going to kill you after this is over, come on." Botan said and with that she and Yusuke started their journey to Kurama's house.
The door to Yusuke's apartment flew open, "Yusuke, Yusuke is that you? I got your tuxedo for you,...oh, that wasn't him, oh well." Atsuko said and went back inside.
"You lose again Urameshi!" the guy with the eye patch laughed.
"You know what that means!" the weaselish-looking one said.
"Yusuke! You said that you could win!" Botan shouted.
"Hey I'm just gettin' warmed up, besides, we've only lost 4200 yen." he said.
"Well you took off yer tops, now you gotta take off yer pants." the fat one said.
"How do we know that you all have been playing strip poker before we got here, you could just be cheating us into taking off our cloths." Botan said.
"Look under the table little missy if you want proof." the one with the eye patch replied.
Botan turned up her nose and then looked under, then she immediately shot back up like a rocket, and her was extremely plain, she was as stiff as a board. "Hey Botan, are you alright?" Yusuke asked, but without saying another word Botan fainted. "What's wrong?!" Yusuke asked, then he looked under the table too, then he fainted too.
The three man at the table got up, they were obviously not wearing any pants, or underwear for that matter. "Tie those two up, and get Urameshi's yen." the fat one said.
Botan was the first to wake up, "What happened....?....!!!!" Botan was too shocked to even scream, not only were they tied up in some nasty room together, they were literally tied together. Botan and Yusuke's ankles were tied together and so were their hands, she could even feel him breathing on her forehead. Botan wiggled around, "Yusuke, Yusuke wake up." she whispered.
Botan wiggled around some more, finally waking up Yusuke, "What the hell, I can't move....BOTAN?!" Yusuke exclaimed.
"Sh, someone might hear us." she said pinching his leg.
"I don't know about this, what about Keiko?" Yusuke asked.
"You pervert, I didn't do this, your poker buddies obviously tied us up after we passed out." she replied.
"Yeah, I'll probably never look under another table again." Yusuke said.
"Me either, now we have to figure out a way to get out of here." Botan said, but Yusuke obviously wasn't listening, his mind and his eyes were elsewhere. Botan bit his shoulder.
"Ouch!" Yusuke exclaimed, "What'd you do that for?!" he asked.
"As if you didn't know." she said.
"Hey I'm a healthy young man, I'm obligated to look." Yusuke said smiling.
"I'll deal with you later but for now we've got to figure out how to get out of here." Botan said trying to roll over. "sigh It's no use, here, see if you can stand up." she commanded.
"Why don't I just blast this stuff that's holding us together off with my spirit gun?" Yusuke asked.
"Because I'd like to keep my foot if that's alright with you, now try and stand up." Botan hissed.
"Alright, alright, here we go." Yusuke said, but when he tried to stand up the ropes just road up on his legs, and Botan was sitting on his upper legs, with one leg on each side of him.
"You did that on purpose." she hissed.
"I didn't, I swear--" but before Yusuke could finish his sentence, Botan head-butted him, and then they were lying on each other. "I think you did THAT on purpose." Yusuke grinned.
"You can be such a slime ball sometimes, when we're set free, I swear I'm going to slap you so hard..." but suddenly Botan lost her train of thought, because she noticed that Yusuke was staring deeply into her pink eyes. "W-What is it...?" she asked.
"Nothing...let's just try and stand up again." Yusuke said.
"Now you're talking." Botan began, "On three, one, two,...three." Botan said as she and Yusuke finally stood up.
"OK, now how do we get out of here?" Yusuke asked looking around.
"Let's just rub the ropes against something on the wall." Botan suggested looking around.
"But we can't even move our ankles let alone walk around." Yusuke said.
"sigh You're right, we're trapped." Botan said, "I knew that I never should have gone off with you, I knew it would be a complete disaster." Botan said resting her head on Yusuke's shoulder.
"Then why did you come with me?" Yusuke asked putting his head on hers.
"Because, you seemed so happy, the happiest I've seen you since the Dark Tournament, even when Yukina found a way to bring Kuwabara back, you still seemed so down, and so I went because I thought this would make you feel better. laugh I'm such a fool." Botan said.
"No, I am, this is all my fault, now we're probably gonna miss Genkai's wake, and I won't get her gift to me, and me and Keiko could never get married because I'll probably die of starvation here, my life's all screwed up." Yusuke said managing to fit in a little laugh.
"Don't say that, we're going to get out of here don't--" but before Botan could finish her sentence the only door in the dark room flew open, and a policeman was there.
The officer put the light up to Yusuke and Botan's faces, "A little help here." Yusuke said.
"What happened to ya'll two?" the officer asked walking toward them.
"You see some friends of ours thought it would be a funny joke to tie us up in this room almost naked." she lied.
"Well, come on in the car, I'll give ya'll a ride home." the officer said.
"Um, sir, could I ask you what time it is?" Botan asked as Yusuke rubbed his now free wrists.
"I'd say it's about midnight." he replied as he walked over to his car.
Yusuke and Botan hurriedly followed him, "Midnight, are you serious?!" Yusuke asked as the officer opened to door to let the two in.
"What's it to ya boy?" the cop asked.
"OK that's it, I'm not a boy and if you don't start showin' us some respect I'm gonna havta kick your--" thankfully Botan pulled Yusuke into the back of the cop car before he could finish his sentence and probably get them probation.
"Yusuke Urameshi have you lost your mind?!" Botan asked as the cop circled the car to get in from the other side.
"Well I wasn't just gonna stand there while he punk'd us." Yusuke replied.
Then the officer opened to car door at the driver's seat and started the car, "I'll handle you later." she said.
Fifteen minutes later Yusuke and Botan were standing at the door of the Urameshi apartment, Yusuke tried to open the door but, "What's taking so long? I'm freezing and practically naked." Botan said trying to protect herself from the cold.
"We're locked out." Yusuke said.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Botan said walking over to the door and jiggling the handle. "I don't believe this! Didn't you take a key with you?" Botan asked.
"Yeah, but it was in my pants." Yusuke said.
"Great, now where are we going to go?" Botan asked.
"Well we could go to Kurama's, he lives a few blocks away." Yusuke said.
"And what are we going to say to him, 'Hi Kurama, we just got mugged and we've been locked in a closest for the past twelve hours and we were just wondering if we could stay at your place for the night because the key is in his pants and believe it or not, the people who mugged us also striped us.', honestly Yusuke, I don't believe that's going to work." Botan said putting her hands on her hips.
"It's worth a try." Yusuke shrugged.
"I swear I'm going to kill you after this is over, come on." Botan said and with that she and Yusuke started their journey to Kurama's house.
The door to Yusuke's apartment flew open, "Yusuke, Yusuke is that you? I got your tuxedo for you,...oh, that wasn't him, oh well." Atsuko said and went back inside.