hey everybody, it kairi bringing you the next part to my fic on the YYH,
which I don't own. well things have been getting pretty crazy for Yusuke
and Botan, and I know I've never brought up Kuwabara ever dying before, but
I just saw the episode when Toguro killed him to bring out Yusuke's full
power(I officially hate both Genkai and Koenma, it was his idea to bring
her there!) but oh well, if you read the first chapter of Crushin' Kuwabara
has a dream about Yukina, I think I can Kind of make it work if I try so
read away!
"You know what, I just got this great idea!" Yusuke exclaimed as he and Botan were walking through the dark park.
"What is it this time, should I become a temporary prostitute so we can make some money to buy cloths?" Botan asked.
"That's pretty good, but no. I was thinking instead of going to Kurama, we can let him come to us." Yusuke said.
"And how are we going to do that?" Botan asked bitterly.
"Well, Kurama has a pool in his back yard, so all we have to do is hop in his pool and make enough noise for him to here so he can come out and get us." Yusuke said.
"And what are we going to tell him, we were having a sleepover and we got really drunk so we decided to go for a swim in your pool.'?" Botan asked.
"Hey, I'm just trying to help, I don't see you comin' up with any good ideas!" Yusuke replied.
"That's because good ideas need to be thought out carefully, you just don't blurt out things that make you sound like a complete idiot." she replied.
"Hey, I've got it, why don't we just get on your ore thingy, we could just fly to Kurama's instead of walking." Yusuke said.
"Yusuke you're a genius!" Botan said, she did a trick with her hands and then she was sitting on her ore. "Hop on Yusuke." she said.
Yusuke nodded and then hopped on, and soon they were flying over the entire block. "This is incredible! I haven't been this high up since my ordeal!" Yusuke said looking around.
Botan looked at Yusuke thoughtfully as he continued to talk about how beautiful everything was, "(Hm, that was more then a year ago, he sure has changed, and now I think he truly is happy.)" she thought. "Alright, enough SITESEEING, let's go to Kurama's before we both catch an ammonia." she said as the ore went off to Kurama's house.
Botan stopped to ore by Kurama's window and began to tap on it lightly, "Kurama, Kurama, are you there?" she asked.
"Are you sure this is Kurama's window?" Yusuke asked staring into the dark room, "I mean I knew he had a computer, but a VANATY mirror TOO?" Yusuke asked.
"Look, someone's coming!" Botan said in excitement. Then someone lifted the window, "Oh Kurama we're so glad to see you I..." Botan's voice trailed off as she noticed that she wasn't talking to Kurama, but to his mother who looked like a zombie with a green coconut smelling mask on her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke, Botan and Kurama's mother all began to scream in unison.
Lights began to come on behind Kurama's mother and Kurama rushed into the room, he was wearing a black fitted tee with green words on it with green and black vertically stripped shorts that came up a ways above his knees, "Mother what is it?" he asked, a little startled by her mask as well.
"There are burglars Suichi!" she said pointing a quivering finger at Botan and Yusuke.
"Botan, Yusuke? What are you two doing here?" Kurama asked, "And why are you both practically nude?" he went on.
"It's a long story, but we kind of got locked out of Yusuke's house and we were just wondering if we could stay here tonight." Botan said.
"Come in, mother, it's an emergency, can they stay here tonight?" Kurama asked.
"I guess it's OK." she replied, "But you all better not make another peep, I've got a meeting in the morning." she said.
"Thank you so much." Botan said as Kurama helped her climb through the window.
"Nice mask." Yusuke said as he, Botan and Kurama walked back to his room.
"So that's what happened, that's terrible." Kurama said handing them each two large shirts.
"Hey, how come I can't have any NORMAL cloths?" Yusuke asked.
"Because you smell like a dumpster." Kurama replied.
"Hey!" Yusuke frowned.
"Thank you Kurama, for everything." Botan said.
"It's no problem Botan, could you stand up for me?" Kurama asked.
Botan's face turned bright red, "O-Oh, well I guess so." she said standing up.
"And could you put your arms up like this?" Kurama asked holding out his arms.
Botan did, and Yusuke watched trying not to laugh.
"And could you close your eyes for me?" he asked.
Botan's face brightened even more, and Yusuke was about laugh his guts out.
"OK, here we go." he said and he began to spray his cologne on her.
"Ack! What on earth are you doing?!" Botan asked.
"Well you and Yusuke smell pretty bad so I'm just trying mask the smell." he replied.
Yusuke busted out into an uncontrollable fits of laughter. "What's so funny?!" Botan asked. punching him on the head.
"You so thought you were about to get laid, but all he did was spray some Calvin Klein cologne on you laughing hysterically, you're such a loser!" Yusuke laughed rolling over as Kurama sniffed the nozzle of the spray and asking himself 'how did he know?'.
Kurama's alarm went off at 6:15 am and Yusuke, Botan and Kurama all began to wake up. "Would someone please turn that thing off." Yusuke said rubbing his eyes.
"That was some night, but thanks for letting us stay with you last night, we really appreciated it." Botan said groggily.
"So Kurama, did you and the other guys get an invitation to Genkai's wake?" Yusuke asked.
"Of course, what do you plan on wearing there?" Kurama asked.
"Well, the thing is..." Yusuke's voice trailed off as he tried to think up a good excuse.
"Yusuke blew all our money on gambling, that money we had was meant to pay for everything." Botan said.
"Well, I guess you could barrow some of my cloths." Kurama said getting out of bed and going over to his closest and opening it.
"No thanks!" Yusuke said.
"Are you certain?" Kurama asked.
"More certain than I've ever been in my life." Yusuke said.
"What's going on in here?" Hiei asked climbing into the room from the window.
"Why the heck are you here so early?! And where's Nozomi?" Yusuke asked.
"She's with my mother and stepfather, why are you two here?" Hiei asked sitting on Kurama's bed.
"I don't wanna talk about it." Yusuke simply said crossing his arms.
"To make a long story short, Yusuke pulled a Yusuke by spending all our money for Genkai's wake on gambling." Botan said.
"What do you mean I pulled a Yusuke?!" Yusuke asked balling his fists.
"I must say that is very catchy." Kurama said.
"Watch it you retarded fox!" Yusuke snapped.
"Will you stop arguing and just get ready, we haven't got all day." Hiei said.
"I always knew that Hiei was a morning person." Botan said sarcastically.
"You know what, I just got this great idea!" Yusuke exclaimed as he and Botan were walking through the dark park.
"What is it this time, should I become a temporary prostitute so we can make some money to buy cloths?" Botan asked.
"That's pretty good, but no. I was thinking instead of going to Kurama, we can let him come to us." Yusuke said.
"And how are we going to do that?" Botan asked bitterly.
"Well, Kurama has a pool in his back yard, so all we have to do is hop in his pool and make enough noise for him to here so he can come out and get us." Yusuke said.
"And what are we going to tell him, we were having a sleepover and we got really drunk so we decided to go for a swim in your pool.'?" Botan asked.
"Hey, I'm just trying to help, I don't see you comin' up with any good ideas!" Yusuke replied.
"That's because good ideas need to be thought out carefully, you just don't blurt out things that make you sound like a complete idiot." she replied.
"Hey, I've got it, why don't we just get on your ore thingy, we could just fly to Kurama's instead of walking." Yusuke said.
"Yusuke you're a genius!" Botan said, she did a trick with her hands and then she was sitting on her ore. "Hop on Yusuke." she said.
Yusuke nodded and then hopped on, and soon they were flying over the entire block. "This is incredible! I haven't been this high up since my ordeal!" Yusuke said looking around.
Botan looked at Yusuke thoughtfully as he continued to talk about how beautiful everything was, "(Hm, that was more then a year ago, he sure has changed, and now I think he truly is happy.)" she thought. "Alright, enough SITESEEING, let's go to Kurama's before we both catch an ammonia." she said as the ore went off to Kurama's house.
Botan stopped to ore by Kurama's window and began to tap on it lightly, "Kurama, Kurama, are you there?" she asked.
"Are you sure this is Kurama's window?" Yusuke asked staring into the dark room, "I mean I knew he had a computer, but a VANATY mirror TOO?" Yusuke asked.
"Look, someone's coming!" Botan said in excitement. Then someone lifted the window, "Oh Kurama we're so glad to see you I..." Botan's voice trailed off as she noticed that she wasn't talking to Kurama, but to his mother who looked like a zombie with a green coconut smelling mask on her face.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Yusuke, Botan and Kurama's mother all began to scream in unison.
Lights began to come on behind Kurama's mother and Kurama rushed into the room, he was wearing a black fitted tee with green words on it with green and black vertically stripped shorts that came up a ways above his knees, "Mother what is it?" he asked, a little startled by her mask as well.
"There are burglars Suichi!" she said pointing a quivering finger at Botan and Yusuke.
"Botan, Yusuke? What are you two doing here?" Kurama asked, "And why are you both practically nude?" he went on.
"It's a long story, but we kind of got locked out of Yusuke's house and we were just wondering if we could stay here tonight." Botan said.
"Come in, mother, it's an emergency, can they stay here tonight?" Kurama asked.
"I guess it's OK." she replied, "But you all better not make another peep, I've got a meeting in the morning." she said.
"Thank you so much." Botan said as Kurama helped her climb through the window.
"Nice mask." Yusuke said as he, Botan and Kurama walked back to his room.
"So that's what happened, that's terrible." Kurama said handing them each two large shirts.
"Hey, how come I can't have any NORMAL cloths?" Yusuke asked.
"Because you smell like a dumpster." Kurama replied.
"Hey!" Yusuke frowned.
"Thank you Kurama, for everything." Botan said.
"It's no problem Botan, could you stand up for me?" Kurama asked.
Botan's face turned bright red, "O-Oh, well I guess so." she said standing up.
"And could you put your arms up like this?" Kurama asked holding out his arms.
Botan did, and Yusuke watched trying not to laugh.
"And could you close your eyes for me?" he asked.
Botan's face brightened even more, and Yusuke was about laugh his guts out.
"OK, here we go." he said and he began to spray his cologne on her.
"Ack! What on earth are you doing?!" Botan asked.
"Well you and Yusuke smell pretty bad so I'm just trying mask the smell." he replied.
Yusuke busted out into an uncontrollable fits of laughter. "What's so funny?!" Botan asked. punching him on the head.
"You so thought you were about to get laid, but all he did was spray some Calvin Klein cologne on you laughing hysterically, you're such a loser!" Yusuke laughed rolling over as Kurama sniffed the nozzle of the spray and asking himself 'how did he know?'.
Kurama's alarm went off at 6:15 am and Yusuke, Botan and Kurama all began to wake up. "Would someone please turn that thing off." Yusuke said rubbing his eyes.
"That was some night, but thanks for letting us stay with you last night, we really appreciated it." Botan said groggily.
"So Kurama, did you and the other guys get an invitation to Genkai's wake?" Yusuke asked.
"Of course, what do you plan on wearing there?" Kurama asked.
"Well, the thing is..." Yusuke's voice trailed off as he tried to think up a good excuse.
"Yusuke blew all our money on gambling, that money we had was meant to pay for everything." Botan said.
"Well, I guess you could barrow some of my cloths." Kurama said getting out of bed and going over to his closest and opening it.
"No thanks!" Yusuke said.
"Are you certain?" Kurama asked.
"More certain than I've ever been in my life." Yusuke said.
"What's going on in here?" Hiei asked climbing into the room from the window.
"Why the heck are you here so early?! And where's Nozomi?" Yusuke asked.
"She's with my mother and stepfather, why are you two here?" Hiei asked sitting on Kurama's bed.
"I don't wanna talk about it." Yusuke simply said crossing his arms.
"To make a long story short, Yusuke pulled a Yusuke by spending all our money for Genkai's wake on gambling." Botan said.
"What do you mean I pulled a Yusuke?!" Yusuke asked balling his fists.
"I must say that is very catchy." Kurama said.
"Watch it you retarded fox!" Yusuke snapped.
"Will you stop arguing and just get ready, we haven't got all day." Hiei said.
"I always knew that Hiei was a morning person." Botan said sarcastically.