hey everybody, this is kairi bringing you the next part of my fic on the yu
yu hakusho, which I don't own sigh life is so cruel, oh well, read away!
"Here he is, and thank you so much for doing this, I couldn't thank you enough." Yukina said. She was in a brown room that had large torches everywhere to make light, and there was a man there with tall purple hair that was wearing a leisure suit--colored to match his hair.
"No problem princess, so, what's the scoop on this guy, was he and friend of yours?" he asked.
"No, more like a lover, but I have the DNA sample and your pay as well." she said handing him some of Kuwabara's hair and a bag of yen. "130,000 yen, just like you asked for." she said.
"Thanks doll, I'll be back." he said, then walked into the darkness.
Then there was a flash of light, "Kazooma!" Yukina called.
Kuwabara woke up in a cold sweat, "That dream again." he said holding his head, then he looked over to his clock. "It's 7:30 already?! They're gonna be here any second!" he exclaimed jumping out of bed and running into his bathroom. "(Urameshi's gonna kill me, Urameshi's gonna kill me!")" he kept thinking as he wildly brushed his teeth. Then he spit into the sink and ran over to his tuxedo and put it on, then went back to comb his hair, "Now all I have to do is put my shoes on--" but the sound of the limo horn broke his thoughts and Kuwabara raced to the window to see everybody-- except Hiei of course--waving up at Kuwabara. "Hang on I gotta put my shoes on!" Kuwabara called.
"Well hurry it up lug-nuts we don't have all day!" Yusuke called.
Kuwabara went over to his bed and began to nervously put his shoes on, then he got up and raced to his front door and sprinted down to his the limo. "What took so long?" Yusuke asked(he got his tuxedo from his mom).
"Man, you know that day we went to school with Nozomi and I told you guys that I had this dream about Yukina, well, it was that same dream, and-- " Yusuke cut Kuwabara off.
"Slow down man, we don't want you to blow a fuse or anything, just chill out." he said.
"Yeah, you're right, this is Genkai's day." Kuwabara said relaxing a little bit, then he looked at Botan, who was wearing a strapless short black dress.
"What is it Kuwabara?" she asked.
"Where's the rest of your dress?" he asked.
Everyone--but Hiei and Botan--went hysterical, "This was supposedly the only dress that Koenma could find in my size." she replied.
"Well would you rather wear a wedding dress?" Koenma asked laughing.
"It's better than looking like a prostitute." Kuwabara said.
"What I wear is none of your business!" Botan shouted as the limo took off down the street.
"Well, it's a long drive to my jet, what do you guys wanna do while we're waiting?" Koenma asked.
"Why don't we sleep?" Yusuke asked.
"Because not everyone feels comfortable sleeping around you." Botan said.
"Then why don't we sing some songs, Hiei I know that you know the words to Stand by Me." Kurama said.
Hiei's face turned bright red as Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan and Koenma tried not to laugh. "Kurama!" Hiei hissed under his breath.
"Come on, no one cares if you sound like a dead cat Hiei." Kuwabara said trying to conceal his laughter.
"Well Kurama I do know that you know the words to Britney Spears' song Everytime." Hiei snickered.
Kurama's face turned pale as he turned to Hiei(he looked like he was going to strangle him!). Then he stopped, "Actually Hiei, I do, so why don't we sing it together, just pretend it's after school and we're both in my room alone together." Kurama said.
All the color left Hiei's face as eveyone busted out into fits of laughing. "You guys are such fags, you actually sing Britney Spears songs while you hang out?!" Yusuke asked.
"Well, Hiei has the CD, so he brings it over every afternoon so we can listen to it." Kurama said.
Everyone's laughter grew and they were all crying as well, but suddenly they all stopped and stared looking at one another. Then Yusuke started to sing, "Notice me...".
Then Botan picked up, "Take my ha--nd..." she sang.
Then Kurama sang, "White my wing...".
Then Koenma sang, "Strangers glan--ce..."
Then Hiei sang, "Our love is strong, why carry on without m-----e?".
Then everyone sang, "Everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wings, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see, you in my dreams I see your face it's haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby...".
Then everyone paused, and began to sing again swaying side to side and began to sing in unison. "I make believe, that you are he----re, it's the only wa----y, I see cle----ar, what have I done, you seem to move une--- asy. And everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wing, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see, you in my dreams I see your face you're haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby...". Then Hiei and Kuwabara stood up and belted out. "On me I've made it ra---in, please forgive me! My weakness caused you pa--in! And then sucks my soul freeeeeee!" And then everyone started to sing together again while Hiei and Kuwabara while hands and started singing, "oo, oo, oo, oo, oo----oo! At night I pray, that soon your face will fade away. And everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wings, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see your face you're haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby." then everyone sat down and stared at each other.
"This moment never happened." Yusuke said, everyone else nodded and the limo was quite for the rest of the trip.
"Here he is, and thank you so much for doing this, I couldn't thank you enough." Yukina said. She was in a brown room that had large torches everywhere to make light, and there was a man there with tall purple hair that was wearing a leisure suit--colored to match his hair.
"No problem princess, so, what's the scoop on this guy, was he and friend of yours?" he asked.
"No, more like a lover, but I have the DNA sample and your pay as well." she said handing him some of Kuwabara's hair and a bag of yen. "130,000 yen, just like you asked for." she said.
"Thanks doll, I'll be back." he said, then walked into the darkness.
Then there was a flash of light, "Kazooma!" Yukina called.
Kuwabara woke up in a cold sweat, "That dream again." he said holding his head, then he looked over to his clock. "It's 7:30 already?! They're gonna be here any second!" he exclaimed jumping out of bed and running into his bathroom. "(Urameshi's gonna kill me, Urameshi's gonna kill me!")" he kept thinking as he wildly brushed his teeth. Then he spit into the sink and ran over to his tuxedo and put it on, then went back to comb his hair, "Now all I have to do is put my shoes on--" but the sound of the limo horn broke his thoughts and Kuwabara raced to the window to see everybody-- except Hiei of course--waving up at Kuwabara. "Hang on I gotta put my shoes on!" Kuwabara called.
"Well hurry it up lug-nuts we don't have all day!" Yusuke called.
Kuwabara went over to his bed and began to nervously put his shoes on, then he got up and raced to his front door and sprinted down to his the limo. "What took so long?" Yusuke asked(he got his tuxedo from his mom).
"Man, you know that day we went to school with Nozomi and I told you guys that I had this dream about Yukina, well, it was that same dream, and-- " Yusuke cut Kuwabara off.
"Slow down man, we don't want you to blow a fuse or anything, just chill out." he said.
"Yeah, you're right, this is Genkai's day." Kuwabara said relaxing a little bit, then he looked at Botan, who was wearing a strapless short black dress.
"What is it Kuwabara?" she asked.
"Where's the rest of your dress?" he asked.
Everyone--but Hiei and Botan--went hysterical, "This was supposedly the only dress that Koenma could find in my size." she replied.
"Well would you rather wear a wedding dress?" Koenma asked laughing.
"It's better than looking like a prostitute." Kuwabara said.
"What I wear is none of your business!" Botan shouted as the limo took off down the street.
"Well, it's a long drive to my jet, what do you guys wanna do while we're waiting?" Koenma asked.
"Why don't we sleep?" Yusuke asked.
"Because not everyone feels comfortable sleeping around you." Botan said.
"Then why don't we sing some songs, Hiei I know that you know the words to Stand by Me." Kurama said.
Hiei's face turned bright red as Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan and Koenma tried not to laugh. "Kurama!" Hiei hissed under his breath.
"Come on, no one cares if you sound like a dead cat Hiei." Kuwabara said trying to conceal his laughter.
"Well Kurama I do know that you know the words to Britney Spears' song Everytime." Hiei snickered.
Kurama's face turned pale as he turned to Hiei(he looked like he was going to strangle him!). Then he stopped, "Actually Hiei, I do, so why don't we sing it together, just pretend it's after school and we're both in my room alone together." Kurama said.
All the color left Hiei's face as eveyone busted out into fits of laughing. "You guys are such fags, you actually sing Britney Spears songs while you hang out?!" Yusuke asked.
"Well, Hiei has the CD, so he brings it over every afternoon so we can listen to it." Kurama said.
Everyone's laughter grew and they were all crying as well, but suddenly they all stopped and stared looking at one another. Then Yusuke started to sing, "Notice me...".
Then Botan picked up, "Take my ha--nd..." she sang.
Then Kurama sang, "White my wing...".
Then Koenma sang, "Strangers glan--ce..."
Then Hiei sang, "Our love is strong, why carry on without m-----e?".
Then everyone sang, "Everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wings, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see, you in my dreams I see your face it's haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby...".
Then everyone paused, and began to sing again swaying side to side and began to sing in unison. "I make believe, that you are he----re, it's the only wa----y, I see cle----ar, what have I done, you seem to move une--- asy. And everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wing, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see, you in my dreams I see your face you're haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby...". Then Hiei and Kuwabara stood up and belted out. "On me I've made it ra---in, please forgive me! My weakness caused you pa--in! And then sucks my soul freeeeeee!" And then everyone started to sing together again while Hiei and Kuwabara while hands and started singing, "oo, oo, oo, oo, oo----oo! At night I pray, that soon your face will fade away. And everytime I try to fly I fa--ll without my wings, I feel so small, I guess I need you baby. And everytime I see your face you're haunting m---e, I guess I need you baby." then everyone sat down and stared at each other.
"This moment never happened." Yusuke said, everyone else nodded and the limo was quite for the rest of the trip.