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Chapter three- The cunning Blaise Zebini
A/N- Thanks TONNES to my second reveiwer, Bella Mia , You flatter me blushes.
And thanks to VeitNaMaEnglish, my friend added that part! It's hilarious, i know! : )
Public service anouncement- I now except anonymous reveiws
OK HERE IS CHAPTER THREE, The cunning Blaise Zebini.
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Meanwhile while all of this mumbo jumbo was happening, a certain sixteen year old witch by
the name of Blaise Zebini apparated onto Hogwarts grounds, right in front of the gamekeeper
Robust Hagrid. She was on a mission from Voldemort and this "Was just a rather large obstacle"
she thought as she scanned the half-breed.
"Oi! you just apparated onto Hogwarts grounds!" rambled HAGrid
"Well of course I did you overgrown dwarf!" Blaise rudley informed Has been, I mean Hagrid.
"But you can't do that, no one--"
"Shutup! You listen to Granger too much! And for the record, I wish Umbridge had stayed long enough to fire your sorry arse back to Wisconsin where you came from!!"
Hagrid just stood there, taking it all in and blushing furiously when all of a sudden Blaise says,
"Dumbledore is a crackpot old fool for letting you keep your job, Rubeous."
The giant snapped out of it. He was furious.
"NOBODY CALLS DUMBLEDORE A CRACKPOT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" roared Hagrid.
He stuck his hand into his brown hoeboe coat and pulled out an outlandishly stupid pink
umbrella.
"We duel now, Zebini!"
"My pleasure, half-breed!"
They both bowed, Hagrid looking idiotic and Blaise looking graceful. As they got up, Hagrid fired
the first spell.
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
A silver donkey came out of the frilly umbrella, headed straight twords Blaise. This is pretty
hilarious because that means that Rubeus is an ass.
"You idiot! I'm no dementor!" she shouted as the donkey sniffed her leg and let out a disticntive
hee haw before it evaporated.
"I'll show you how to cast a real spell, fool! AVADA KEDAVRA!" the angry Slytherin yelled,
pointing directly at Hagrid.
A flash of green light burst out of her wand and Hagrid crumpled onto the floor, which is funny
because giants can't crumple.
"Oh, well. One less person to worry about, right?" she said to herself.
Blaise then did one more peice of magic. She transfigured Hagrid to an exceptionally large peice
of red meat and then did something that only a Slytherin would have done, fed it to Fang.
She then proceded to walk up to the Hogwarts castle. Blaise didn't bother to use any methods of
concealment because she knew for a fact that only Dumbledore was in there. The other Death Eaters had
taken care of the rest...
As she neared the entrance she stopped. Blaise had a weird feeling as if someone was tailing
her. She stealthly took her wand out if her robes and whipped around quite suddenly. There in
front of her was the last thing she expected to see, a house elf.
"Oh, it's you." Blaise said nastily
"Yes misses" sqeaked the house elf.
"And?"
"I came to warn you, miss, not to go to Hogwarts" [A/N- where have we heard that before?]
Blaise thought a minute at this statement.
"Who sent you here? Don't you work for the school now?"
Then a thought floated through her brain before the elf could do anything.
"I know you! You're that weirdo elf that keeps track of students and tells them not to go to school
right? They call you Dobby, correct?"
Dobby shuddered and then picked up a humungous rock as if to hit himself with it.
"What, are you on a suicide mission or something? Look, I didn't mean to upset you or
something. Wait, yes I did... " said Blaise. She was quite amused.
"Sorry, miss. Old habits are hard to break." Dobby squeaked mysteriously as he put the rock down.
"No, please don't let me interupt, I insist."
Since this was not a direct order, Dobby (sadly) did not have to obey.
(A/N- Since Blaise is a student at Hogwarts and that is Dobby's home, she is one of his masters. make any sense?)
"No, miss, don't think I will."
"What ever." Blaise was starting to get angry. She pointed her wand at Dobby's heart.
"Uhhhhh" Dobby was starting to get nervous.
"I didn't hear a 'miss' " she said in a falsely sweet voice.
"Uhhhhhh, miss,"
"Yes?" in that same voice.
"Just take heed to my warning and i will be off, miss." Dobby said as he turned around.
"Oh, I don't think so." she said menacingly.
Blaise seized the elf with one hand and put her wand back with the other. She then took off her
pricey Dragon-hide gloves and gave them to Dobby. He was now free from the one job that he
loved. Since this was the second time in two years, he took this pretty hard.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Dobby squeakily wailed. Overcome with grief, he broke into a full sprint
toward the sparkling blue lake and jumped in. Unable to swim, he drowned to death in ten minutes time.
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Hey all! This was a long chapter to write for me. I even get writers cramp while typing Whew! Sorry, this chap. is a bit....."dark" The next one will probably be a lot more funnier. Right now it's 1:00 AM. All I can say is, reveiw!! Flamers Welcome! Remember, I accept anonymous reveiws too. Oh, and don't worry about hagrid, he's not dead. You'll find out about that later!! Oh, and there will be a major death somewhere in the future..... I'm just getting started.
Oh, and IMySelfDontKnow, does it really? Thanks for telling me, I'll try to fix it!
And I was wondering if anyone would want to be my beta reader?
Chapter three- The cunning Blaise Zebini
A/N- Thanks TONNES to my second reveiwer, Bella Mia , You flatter me blushes.
And thanks to VeitNaMaEnglish, my friend added that part! It's hilarious, i know! : )
Public service anouncement- I now except anonymous reveiws
OK HERE IS CHAPTER THREE, The cunning Blaise Zebini.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Meanwhile while all of this mumbo jumbo was happening, a certain sixteen year old witch by
the name of Blaise Zebini apparated onto Hogwarts grounds, right in front of the gamekeeper
Robust Hagrid. She was on a mission from Voldemort and this "Was just a rather large obstacle"
she thought as she scanned the half-breed.
"Oi! you just apparated onto Hogwarts grounds!" rambled HAGrid
"Well of course I did you overgrown dwarf!" Blaise rudley informed Has been, I mean Hagrid.
"But you can't do that, no one--"
"Shutup! You listen to Granger too much! And for the record, I wish Umbridge had stayed long enough to fire your sorry arse back to Wisconsin where you came from!!"
Hagrid just stood there, taking it all in and blushing furiously when all of a sudden Blaise says,
"Dumbledore is a crackpot old fool for letting you keep your job, Rubeous."
The giant snapped out of it. He was furious.
"NOBODY CALLS DUMBLEDORE A CRACKPOT AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" roared Hagrid.
He stuck his hand into his brown hoeboe coat and pulled out an outlandishly stupid pink
umbrella.
"We duel now, Zebini!"
"My pleasure, half-breed!"
They both bowed, Hagrid looking idiotic and Blaise looking graceful. As they got up, Hagrid fired
the first spell.
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
A silver donkey came out of the frilly umbrella, headed straight twords Blaise. This is pretty
hilarious because that means that Rubeus is an ass.
"You idiot! I'm no dementor!" she shouted as the donkey sniffed her leg and let out a disticntive
hee haw before it evaporated.
"I'll show you how to cast a real spell, fool! AVADA KEDAVRA!" the angry Slytherin yelled,
pointing directly at Hagrid.
A flash of green light burst out of her wand and Hagrid crumpled onto the floor, which is funny
because giants can't crumple.
"Oh, well. One less person to worry about, right?" she said to herself.
Blaise then did one more peice of magic. She transfigured Hagrid to an exceptionally large peice
of red meat and then did something that only a Slytherin would have done, fed it to Fang.
She then proceded to walk up to the Hogwarts castle. Blaise didn't bother to use any methods of
concealment because she knew for a fact that only Dumbledore was in there. The other Death Eaters had
taken care of the rest...
As she neared the entrance she stopped. Blaise had a weird feeling as if someone was tailing
her. She stealthly took her wand out if her robes and whipped around quite suddenly. There in
front of her was the last thing she expected to see, a house elf.
"Oh, it's you." Blaise said nastily
"Yes misses" sqeaked the house elf.
"And?"
"I came to warn you, miss, not to go to Hogwarts" [A/N- where have we heard that before?]
Blaise thought a minute at this statement.
"Who sent you here? Don't you work for the school now?"
Then a thought floated through her brain before the elf could do anything.
"I know you! You're that weirdo elf that keeps track of students and tells them not to go to school
right? They call you Dobby, correct?"
Dobby shuddered and then picked up a humungous rock as if to hit himself with it.
"What, are you on a suicide mission or something? Look, I didn't mean to upset you or
something. Wait, yes I did... " said Blaise. She was quite amused.
"Sorry, miss. Old habits are hard to break." Dobby squeaked mysteriously as he put the rock down.
"No, please don't let me interupt, I insist."
Since this was not a direct order, Dobby (sadly) did not have to obey.
(A/N- Since Blaise is a student at Hogwarts and that is Dobby's home, she is one of his masters. make any sense?)
"No, miss, don't think I will."
"What ever." Blaise was starting to get angry. She pointed her wand at Dobby's heart.
"Uhhhhh" Dobby was starting to get nervous.
"I didn't hear a 'miss' " she said in a falsely sweet voice.
"Uhhhhhh, miss,"
"Yes?" in that same voice.
"Just take heed to my warning and i will be off, miss." Dobby said as he turned around.
"Oh, I don't think so." she said menacingly.
Blaise seized the elf with one hand and put her wand back with the other. She then took off her
pricey Dragon-hide gloves and gave them to Dobby. He was now free from the one job that he
loved. Since this was the second time in two years, he took this pretty hard.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Dobby squeakily wailed. Overcome with grief, he broke into a full sprint
toward the sparkling blue lake and jumped in. Unable to swim, he drowned to death in ten minutes time.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Hey all! This was a long chapter to write for me. I even get writers cramp while typing Whew! Sorry, this chap. is a bit....."dark" The next one will probably be a lot more funnier. Right now it's 1:00 AM. All I can say is, reveiw!! Flamers Welcome! Remember, I accept anonymous reveiws too. Oh, and don't worry about hagrid, he's not dead. You'll find out about that later!! Oh, and there will be a major death somewhere in the future..... I'm just getting started.
Oh, and IMySelfDontKnow, does it really? Thanks for telling me, I'll try to fix it!
And I was wondering if anyone would want to be my beta reader?