In the past year, I canned the battle of the bands idea 'cuz it was pure
crap.
I will be writing for other titles as well. Especially Naruto.
Anyway, here is...
Chapter 9: Night Moves
Midnight on Wednesday. . Yoh felt terrible. "Ooh, maybe I shouldn't have drank the water from the stream. I know they said it would give me beaver fever, but I didn't think they were serious. Ohhhh, bombs away." SPLAT!!! "Ohhh, much better. Noooo! My crap's hot!!! It burns, it burns us!!!!". It didn't help that the toilet paper was like sandpaper. By the time Yoh finished, his ass was red and raw. He awkwardly shuffled back to the cabin.
"Hey Manta, wake up!" "Uhh...Whattizzit?" asked Manta, who was clearly not awake. "Got any immodium?" asked Yoh, who suddenly felt the need to go again. Fortunately, the urge passed. "Sure and- Oh, god, you didn't drink the stream, did you?" "........uh......" was all Yoh managed. "Here, take the whole damn box!" exclaimed Manta. "Thanks"
Tai couldn't sleep. He looked out the window and saw Kenshin teaching Amidamaru the Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryu sword style. He wasn't making much progress. Kenshin was frustrated because he didn't want to teach anyone such a bloodstained technique, much less one he used as Battosai. He was only teaching it because Amidamaru bugged him until ht did. Tai saw their swords collide, Kenshin effortlessly blocking Amidamaru's futile attemts at utilizing Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryu with his sakabato. Kenshin deflected the attack and countered, smacking Amidamaru right in the groin. Surprisingly, Amidamaru dropped to the ground and writhed in pain, although no damage was done, since he was already dead and couldn't actually be physically injured. Apparently, he could still feel. "Hmmm,,,what do you know, ghosts can touch each other." Tai thought to himself.
play: Outkast- Hey Ya!
Horo Horo, Ren, Jun, and Ryu ( the latter two came late) were sitting around a table playing............(drum roll).....................................................the tension's killing you, isn't it...............................................(TA-DAH) strip poker. So, far, no one had lost, except for Horo Horo, who was sitting in his underwear. "Nooooo, I fold!" said Horo Horo. "You can't fold, you already said you were in" said Ryu angrily. "Waaaah! It's just a pair of twos." " Royal Flush" said Jun. "NOOOOOO!" cried Horo Horo who sadly took off his underwear. There he sat in the cold, butt naked and obviously freezing his ass off. "Owww. My balls are shrinking and this bench is giving me splinters. Can't I at least put on a jacket?" "No, unless you want to lose that too." Said Ren, who knocked over his glass by turning too quickly. "Aww, fuck." he said. "Oh, come on, Ren, it's no use crying over spilled milk..." said Jun.
On a distant cliff, Hao was busy pissing off a cliff, trying to spell his name at the bottom.
Beaver Fever is a nasty sickness characterized by violent diarrhea. If Yoh really had it, he would practically be living on the toilet.
I inadvertently lied when I said there'd be no more Hao. There will be a big final battle, of sorts, with sword fighting and cool music. But first, you gotta sit through at least one more boring pointless chapter.
I am iron man. Doo doo doo doo doo doo vote for me...
Chapter 9: Night Moves
Midnight on Wednesday. . Yoh felt terrible. "Ooh, maybe I shouldn't have drank the water from the stream. I know they said it would give me beaver fever, but I didn't think they were serious. Ohhhh, bombs away." SPLAT!!! "Ohhh, much better. Noooo! My crap's hot!!! It burns, it burns us!!!!". It didn't help that the toilet paper was like sandpaper. By the time Yoh finished, his ass was red and raw. He awkwardly shuffled back to the cabin.
"Hey Manta, wake up!" "Uhh...Whattizzit?" asked Manta, who was clearly not awake. "Got any immodium?" asked Yoh, who suddenly felt the need to go again. Fortunately, the urge passed. "Sure and- Oh, god, you didn't drink the stream, did you?" "........uh......" was all Yoh managed. "Here, take the whole damn box!" exclaimed Manta. "Thanks"
Tai couldn't sleep. He looked out the window and saw Kenshin teaching Amidamaru the Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryu sword style. He wasn't making much progress. Kenshin was frustrated because he didn't want to teach anyone such a bloodstained technique, much less one he used as Battosai. He was only teaching it because Amidamaru bugged him until ht did. Tai saw their swords collide, Kenshin effortlessly blocking Amidamaru's futile attemts at utilizing Hiten-Mitsurugi-Ryu with his sakabato. Kenshin deflected the attack and countered, smacking Amidamaru right in the groin. Surprisingly, Amidamaru dropped to the ground and writhed in pain, although no damage was done, since he was already dead and couldn't actually be physically injured. Apparently, he could still feel. "Hmmm,,,what do you know, ghosts can touch each other." Tai thought to himself.
play: Outkast- Hey Ya!
Horo Horo, Ren, Jun, and Ryu ( the latter two came late) were sitting around a table playing............(drum roll).....................................................the tension's killing you, isn't it...............................................(TA-DAH) strip poker. So, far, no one had lost, except for Horo Horo, who was sitting in his underwear. "Nooooo, I fold!" said Horo Horo. "You can't fold, you already said you were in" said Ryu angrily. "Waaaah! It's just a pair of twos." " Royal Flush" said Jun. "NOOOOOO!" cried Horo Horo who sadly took off his underwear. There he sat in the cold, butt naked and obviously freezing his ass off. "Owww. My balls are shrinking and this bench is giving me splinters. Can't I at least put on a jacket?" "No, unless you want to lose that too." Said Ren, who knocked over his glass by turning too quickly. "Aww, fuck." he said. "Oh, come on, Ren, it's no use crying over spilled milk..." said Jun.
On a distant cliff, Hao was busy pissing off a cliff, trying to spell his name at the bottom.
Beaver Fever is a nasty sickness characterized by violent diarrhea. If Yoh really had it, he would practically be living on the toilet.
I inadvertently lied when I said there'd be no more Hao. There will be a big final battle, of sorts, with sword fighting and cool music. But first, you gotta sit through at least one more boring pointless chapter.
I am iron man. Doo doo doo doo doo doo vote for me...