A Collection Of FFX/2 Song Parodies
by Goggle
Hey! I'm updating this for the first time in, what, 8 months? Wow, what kept me sidelined? Here's a fresh parody. It's a parody about everyone's (not) favorite NPC, Maechen! This is dedicated to the people of Videogame Recaps (dot com) - the recappers, the forum members, the readers - who have nicknamed Maechen "Exposition!Man" for the way he tells the backstory to clueless Tidus. This is for you!
Also, if any one of you reading this can record this singing in a really over-the-top voice, send a copy to me and I will love you forever.
DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "Secret Agent Man", by Johnny Rivers. I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of the original song.
Likewise, I do not own Final Fantasy X-2. All characters belong to Square Enix. I am not associated with Square Enix or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
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EXPOSITION MAN
The man says, "And that as they say, is that"
With glasses, long white beard, and a big green hat.
Just sit back on the floor, he'll keep talking some more
Knows everything 'bout the past of Spira.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
He's filling up the plot holes in the background of the game.
Listening to his tale is mandatory.
Shut your mouth cause he's telling his story!
Whether Luca or Bevelle
Taking the pain can be hell
Odds are you won't leave before tomorrow.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
He'll follow you everywhere and he'll remember your name.
Cheating death just to inform the public
If you hear him start, you'd better run quick
Cause you don't need to know
His old trivial info
Odds are it'll be useless tomorrow.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
If you don't hear his story, your own will still be the same.
Exposition Man
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Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come! I swear...eventually they'll come.
by Goggle
Hey! I'm updating this for the first time in, what, 8 months? Wow, what kept me sidelined? Here's a fresh parody. It's a parody about everyone's (not) favorite NPC, Maechen! This is dedicated to the people of Videogame Recaps (dot com) - the recappers, the forum members, the readers - who have nicknamed Maechen "Exposition!Man" for the way he tells the backstory to clueless Tidus. This is for you!
Also, if any one of you reading this can record this singing in a really over-the-top voice, send a copy to me and I will love you forever.
DISCLAIMER:The following is a parody of "Secret Agent Man", by Johnny Rivers. I am in no way associated with the writers, performer, or anyone else involved in the making of the original song.
Likewise, I do not own Final Fantasy X-2. All characters belong to Square Enix. I am not associated with Square Enix or anyone else involved in the making of this game.
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EXPOSITION MAN
The man says, "And that as they say, is that"
With glasses, long white beard, and a big green hat.
Just sit back on the floor, he'll keep talking some more
Knows everything 'bout the past of Spira.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
He's filling up the plot holes in the background of the game.
Listening to his tale is mandatory.
Shut your mouth cause he's telling his story!
Whether Luca or Bevelle
Taking the pain can be hell
Odds are you won't leave before tomorrow.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
He'll follow you everywhere and he'll remember your name.
Cheating death just to inform the public
If you hear him start, you'd better run quick
Cause you don't need to know
His old trivial info
Odds are it'll be useless tomorrow.
Exposition Man
Exposition Man
If you don't hear his story, your own will still be the same.
Exposition Man
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Well, did you like it? Then review it so I can know how much you liked it. Hated it? Review anyway! Tell me what I did wrong! I can take constructive criticism!Got any ideas? Tell me!
More parodies to come! I swear...eventually they'll come.