Author's Note: Hello everybody. I've been away for a while, but I'm back. We'll here's the last chapter to the chibi story that everybody loves... I may do a sequel to this story, but we will see.
Rating: PG-13 (Mostly because of the language and bad humor)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
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The WWE Insane Little Adventure
Part 9
Rob Van Dam quietly sat on the side of the wall that separated the beach from the parking lot. He was thinking again and nobody was really paying attention. Jericho and Jeanne were kissing, which it was a good thing that nobody else was on this part of the beach, or there would have been some problems. Undertaker was asleep and showing signs of an increasing sunburn forming on his legs and arms. Kane and Matt played in the sand as Lita watched them. Jeff and Crys both were surfing.
Rob didn't mind that he wasn't being paid any heed, but it still was bad for him too. He found that ever since they became chibied that Crys was treating him more like a child. He liked that she could carry him and love him as though he was a stuff animal, but he felt that he was too much on the emotional side. And as he thought this, tears began to bubble up in his eyes. Rob grabbed his tiny legs and held them tight to his chest. He really didn't want to cry, but the feeling was unable to release itself.
Rob didn't notice that Crys was watching him. She walked up to him and wrapped her arms around him. He looked up, trying hard not to cry. One tear slipped down his cheek. Crys picked him up and rocked him in her arms.
"What wrong sweetie?" She asked. Rob still thought as her as the angel that he always wanted. With her golden hair and blue gray eyes, he knew he never wanted to turn back.
"I'm scared... Jericho is right." Rob whimpered.
"Right about what? Oh you mean not being able to be you again?"
"I want to be me! I love that you can hold me and it help my nightmares to go away, but I'm really scared." Rob started to sob with each word. "I want my life back. I'm not happy. I want to be able to love you and.... Well... Make out with you..." Rob started to blush with the last sentence. Crys smiled. She decided to give him a hard time.
"You know... you are small enough that you could do a lot more..." Crys insinuated to Rob. Rob went to a deeper red. He was always a little sensitive about his sexuality.
"I don't think I would love to stay like this though. I want to be back to normal." Rob stuttered. Kane came up to them screaming and sobbing wildly. He was clutching his arm as if something had bit him.
"MOMMY!" Kane sobbed into Crys' arm. Crys let go of Rob as he gave her a look that explained what he thought. She felt the same way.
"Kane, What did Matt do?" She deadpanned the words. She knew that Matt had to have started it. He was out to get Kane for a while. Rob jumped off of the wall and walked to the ocean.
"He... Put a... Jellyfish... On... My... Arm." Kane cried helplessly. He tried to get into Crys' arms and began to sob in her chest. She looked down at Kane. Oh god, he's decided to bury himself into my cleavage... And I don't have much to sneeze at. She thought to herself. She wrapped he arms around him and rocked him gently. When he settled down enough, she looked at his arm. There was a little redness, but as she thought the jellyfish that Matt used was probably dead when he slapped it onto Kane's arm.
"Alright here's the deal I'm going to get Matt and we'll settle this once and for all. Now Kane, you're going to have to be with Undertaker for a little bit... so let's go and wake him up." Kane grabbed Crys' hand as she walked over to Taker. Taker was snoring quite loudly. Crys poked one of the sunburned areas on his arm.
"YEOW!" Taker screamed.
"Hi ya sleepy head." Crys sputtered in laughter. Kane stood there wide-eyed.
"What the hell was that for woman?" Taker's anger went up a notch. Crys shrugged her shoulders.
"Someone was a little toasted and so I thought it was a good idea to see if you were done cooking." Crys spoke. Taker rolled his eyes and then noticed that Kane was standing right beside her.
"Why is my little brother right beside you?"
"Matt up to his usual problems and so I'm going to deal with this my way." Crys stated with authority. Taker smiled at the thought of Crys' revenge. He looked up as Kane huddled into his lap.
"Yeah, you go take care of that brat. I can't stand it when someone makes my little brother's life a living hell. That's my job." Taker replied. Crys gave him a toothy grin.
She walked over to where Lita and Matt were. What she saw floored her completely. It wasn't the fact that Matt was currently making out with Lita, or the fact that there was an actual lack of clothes… it was the fact that Matt was back to his normal self, size and all. This really confused Crys. She walked back over to Taker and Kane. She gently lifted Kane's face, all the while Taker looking at her suspiciously.
"Kane honey… are you feeling alright?" She asked. Taker raised an eyebrow in curiosity.
"What is going on?" He asked.
"Kane honey, answer me?" Crys kept asking. Kane looked up at her finally. She saw the pain in his eyes and the fear that he felt. "Taker, Mark be careful. He's reverting back. Right now the pain is too much. Oh, shit… Where's my Robbie?"
"He's in the ocean swimming around…" Jeanne walked up to them with a bit taller Jericho. Crys quickly ran out there, hoping to find Rob. Sure enough Rob was in the ocean, but the pain was too much to keep him a float. Tears and screams of fear emitted from the scared boy.
"I'm coming Rob, don't panic." Crys dived into the water and swam to get him. She dragged him to shore, where he sputtered and sobbed brokenly. Rob was almost at his normal height. He latched onto Crys weeping loudly. Taker, Jeff, Matt, Lita, Jericho, and Jeanne ran up to them. Crys half heartily smiled at them.
"Next time can we find a better spot to do something like this?" She deadpanned. Kane ran to her and hugged both Rob and Crys. Rob laid in her arm sobbing. The fear subsided a bit, but Rob was still terribly frightened.
"Hey Rob it's over, you're alive. Please don't cry." Jericho tried to console him. Rob just tightened his grip around Crys. Crys sullenly looked at Jeanne.
"It's going to be a long night…"Crys spoke. She saw that everybody was back to normal, so she was relived that it was finally over. Taker walked over to Crys.
"I have a feeling Heyman was the one who did this. He's such a sick little man." Taker replied.
"That makes perfect sense, a little man that doesn't want to feel anymore incompetent about his size." Jeanne laughed. "That is one very sad man right there."
"I'm not going to say anything." Jericho laughed.
"Well I think we've go a show to head to. At least Vince is going to be happier, but I don't know about my widdle wobbie…" Crys spoke as she hugged Rob. Kane smiled. Rob was back and the world was a little better.
"Sorry, about that…" Rob embarrassingly spoke. Kane grabbed Rob's hand to get Rob's attention.
"Don't be like that. We all got really scared. There is nothing to be embarrassed about. I was too." Kane admitted to Rob. Rob smiled lightly, knowing that Kane was being really sincere.
"Did we have a show to go to or what dudes!" Rob spoke up. Everybody laughed and got into the van.
THE END
Author's Notes: I really hoped you enjoyed this chibi story. I wanted this to be different to other Chibi stories… and I think it did work. Well there might be a sequel and might not be… Until then, keep reading my other works.
- Crys Skywalker
