A/N- I didn't get many reviews for last chapter. *cries* oh well..
SerafinaMoon-I had lots of fun on my trip, thanks for asking! ^_^ I got wicked cool eagle earings! They ROCK! Anywho, write more of your stories too!!!!!
Purplefluffychainsaw-I'm glad you find this so funny!
Oh, and this chappy is dedicated to JuicyJuice who gave me this idea. but for some strange reason, her review didn't pop up on the site. U_U
Oh, and I didn't edit this chapter, (too lazy) so if there are any mistakes, can you tell me? Cuz later I can repost this with all the mistakes corrected, thanks!!!!!
Chapter 6
"Want to try that one?" Harry asked, pointing to a random door.
"Why not? It's not any different then the others." Hermione said dejectedly. She opened the door and stepped inside.
"Should we follow her?" Asked Ron.
"Why not? There's nothing else to do." Said Draco.
"Are you being nice to us?" Ron said in a very astonished voice.
"Did that sound nice to you?" Draco asked.
"Well.. Yeah." Said Ron. He opened the door.
"Oh. Well.. I'm not good at creating insults on my own. I got them from this book." He held up a book titled, 'Insults for Dummies.' "But it ran out of insults."
"I see.. Let's go in, you guys, we're wasting time!" Said Harry.
"What's time?" Asked Ron.
***~~~***~~~***
A few minutes later, they had finally opened the door.
"Hey, guys! We're back at Hogwarts!" Harry said, looking around. "Look, it's Hermione!" Ron ran over to Hermione, and started kissing her.
"Ewww! Get OFF me! You're not my boyfriend!" Hollered Hermione.
"WAAAAHHH!!!!" cried Ron. Then he wiped the lipstick that had gotten on his lips from the kiss. "Hey, since when did you start wearing make-up?"
"Since, like, when I was two! I never go without make-up!" said Hermione.
"Are you feeling ok, Hermione?" Harry asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Who are YOU?!?" Hermione asked in a scared voice.
"You don't know me? My name is Harry Potter, your friend!"
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!"
"Excuse me?" Harry asked.
"You were killed by the evil You-Know-Who, and your parents barely escaped, and-" At this moment, someone walked by. "Good Afternoon, Headmaster Voldemort!"
"HE IS THE HEADMASTER?!?" Harry gasped. "But that can't be right, Dumbledore is-"
Hermione gasped. "Don't speak You-Know-Who's name! Are you crazy?!?"
"Hey, look! There's another Hermione!" Ron pointed to a slightly nerdier looking Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!" Ron hollered, and ran to kiss her. This time Hermione welcomed him, and they made out for quite awhile, but the other Hermione (a/n-from now on, the original is __1, and the other one is ____2, ok?) pried them apart.
"Hey, why do you look like me?" Hermione2 asked.
"Because everyone here is an opposite of the Hogwarts Ron, Draco and I know." Hermione1 explained. That's when Draco2 appeared, coming down from where the Hufflepuffs usually come down.
"Oh God, how idiotic is that?" Draco2's clothes looked even worse in condition then Ron's, he had a big smile on his face, and a pin that said, 'Like a circle that has no end, that's how long we're going to be friends!!!!!!!'
"Hello, friends!" Draco2 said smiling. "Isn't it a WONDERFUL day outside? It's a perfect day to go out and play a rousing game of Quidditch, yes?"
"You idiot! You make fun of Malfoys everywhere!" Hollered Draco1.
"Oh no.." said Ron, looking past the arguing Malfoys. "Ewwwww.. I'm just like.. Just like Hermione!"
Ron2 was walking past, with thick glasses and his nose stuck in his book. He only looked up when he heard the smack of Draco2 being slammed into a wall after being cursed.
"And where did you learn your magic?" Yelled Draco1.
"I'm not very good at magic, friend." Mumbled Draco2, brushing off the dirt from his robe. He stood up, and ran behind Ron2.
"Help me, friend! That fellow is going to get me!!!!!!!!" Draco2 screamed.
"I'll help you!" Ron2 said, expertly pulling out his wand and quickly tied Draco1 up.
Hermione1 and 2 were arguing too, with Hermione1 trying to get Hermoine2 to pick up a book, and Hermione2 trying to get 1 to get a life. Harry looked around, feeling sad not having to have anyone to argue, so he decided to go search for someone to talk to.
He started off in the direction of Potions, and about 20 minutes later, he made opened the Potions door.
Professor Snape sat down at his desk, correcting papers. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to Harry that he was giving Griffendors all A+'s, and Slytherins all F's, which cheered Harry up a lot.
"Would you like some candy?" Snape asked, looking up from his work.
"Um, no thanks." Harry said, and being so surprised, he ran out screaming.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The end for now, more later. There was I think, 696 words in that. O_O I usually get like, 150, but I'm trying to write more, so..
Review!!!!!
Till next chapter,
fishkisser
Sk8 gr8!!!!!
SerafinaMoon-I had lots of fun on my trip, thanks for asking! ^_^ I got wicked cool eagle earings! They ROCK! Anywho, write more of your stories too!!!!!
Purplefluffychainsaw-I'm glad you find this so funny!
Oh, and this chappy is dedicated to JuicyJuice who gave me this idea. but for some strange reason, her review didn't pop up on the site. U_U
Oh, and I didn't edit this chapter, (too lazy) so if there are any mistakes, can you tell me? Cuz later I can repost this with all the mistakes corrected, thanks!!!!!
Chapter 6
"Want to try that one?" Harry asked, pointing to a random door.
"Why not? It's not any different then the others." Hermione said dejectedly. She opened the door and stepped inside.
"Should we follow her?" Asked Ron.
"Why not? There's nothing else to do." Said Draco.
"Are you being nice to us?" Ron said in a very astonished voice.
"Did that sound nice to you?" Draco asked.
"Well.. Yeah." Said Ron. He opened the door.
"Oh. Well.. I'm not good at creating insults on my own. I got them from this book." He held up a book titled, 'Insults for Dummies.' "But it ran out of insults."
"I see.. Let's go in, you guys, we're wasting time!" Said Harry.
"What's time?" Asked Ron.
***~~~***~~~***
A few minutes later, they had finally opened the door.
"Hey, guys! We're back at Hogwarts!" Harry said, looking around. "Look, it's Hermione!" Ron ran over to Hermione, and started kissing her.
"Ewww! Get OFF me! You're not my boyfriend!" Hollered Hermione.
"WAAAAHHH!!!!" cried Ron. Then he wiped the lipstick that had gotten on his lips from the kiss. "Hey, since when did you start wearing make-up?"
"Since, like, when I was two! I never go without make-up!" said Hermione.
"Are you feeling ok, Hermione?" Harry asked, putting a hand on her shoulder.
"Who are YOU?!?" Hermione asked in a scared voice.
"You don't know me? My name is Harry Potter, your friend!"
"YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!"
"Excuse me?" Harry asked.
"You were killed by the evil You-Know-Who, and your parents barely escaped, and-" At this moment, someone walked by. "Good Afternoon, Headmaster Voldemort!"
"HE IS THE HEADMASTER?!?" Harry gasped. "But that can't be right, Dumbledore is-"
Hermione gasped. "Don't speak You-Know-Who's name! Are you crazy?!?"
"Hey, look! There's another Hermione!" Ron pointed to a slightly nerdier looking Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!" Ron hollered, and ran to kiss her. This time Hermione welcomed him, and they made out for quite awhile, but the other Hermione (a/n-from now on, the original is __1, and the other one is ____2, ok?) pried them apart.
"Hey, why do you look like me?" Hermione2 asked.
"Because everyone here is an opposite of the Hogwarts Ron, Draco and I know." Hermione1 explained. That's when Draco2 appeared, coming down from where the Hufflepuffs usually come down.
"Oh God, how idiotic is that?" Draco2's clothes looked even worse in condition then Ron's, he had a big smile on his face, and a pin that said, 'Like a circle that has no end, that's how long we're going to be friends!!!!!!!'
"Hello, friends!" Draco2 said smiling. "Isn't it a WONDERFUL day outside? It's a perfect day to go out and play a rousing game of Quidditch, yes?"
"You idiot! You make fun of Malfoys everywhere!" Hollered Draco1.
"Oh no.." said Ron, looking past the arguing Malfoys. "Ewwwww.. I'm just like.. Just like Hermione!"
Ron2 was walking past, with thick glasses and his nose stuck in his book. He only looked up when he heard the smack of Draco2 being slammed into a wall after being cursed.
"And where did you learn your magic?" Yelled Draco1.
"I'm not very good at magic, friend." Mumbled Draco2, brushing off the dirt from his robe. He stood up, and ran behind Ron2.
"Help me, friend! That fellow is going to get me!!!!!!!!" Draco2 screamed.
"I'll help you!" Ron2 said, expertly pulling out his wand and quickly tied Draco1 up.
Hermione1 and 2 were arguing too, with Hermione1 trying to get Hermoine2 to pick up a book, and Hermione2 trying to get 1 to get a life. Harry looked around, feeling sad not having to have anyone to argue, so he decided to go search for someone to talk to.
He started off in the direction of Potions, and about 20 minutes later, he made opened the Potions door.
Professor Snape sat down at his desk, correcting papers. Upon closer inspection, it appeared to Harry that he was giving Griffendors all A+'s, and Slytherins all F's, which cheered Harry up a lot.
"Would you like some candy?" Snape asked, looking up from his work.
"Um, no thanks." Harry said, and being so surprised, he ran out screaming.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The end for now, more later. There was I think, 696 words in that. O_O I usually get like, 150, but I'm trying to write more, so..
Review!!!!!
Till next chapter,
fishkisser
Sk8 gr8!!!!!