Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, and Inuyasha doesn't own me. So we're even.

Shippo: Why aren't I in the story?

Sesshomaru: Do not ask questions you do not comprehend.

Shippo: confused But I do understand what I just asked, what do you mean?

Sesshomaru: Then you do not comprehend. Has traveling with my brother made you that stupid?

Tigs: Now boys, Shippo you are in the story points below Sessy could I have a back rub? School is killing my posture I swear.

Sighs contently


Unprepared Twilight

Chapter 5


Kagome walked off into the woods in search of some cooking herbs. Thyme or basil would be great. Peering into the shrubbery, she reached out to grab something that looked like basil.

Great this bush is going to scratch my arm up. Where are the men when you need them? Just then her arm rubbed against something furry, scared Kagome pulled her hand out of the shrubbery with a yelp. What the hell was that?

Scratching her head she stiffened, she felt, watched. Looking up to the trees she saw a white blur speeding away. Inuyasha you bastard, don't scare me like that.

"Kagome?" came a noise from the bushes, as a sleepy-eyed Shippo fell out of the lower branches of the plant.

"Shippo, what are you doing out here all by yourself?" she asked angrily, half because he had scared her and half because she was worried about him. She scooped him up, and held him mother like and carring him back to camp.

"But, I.." he began sheepishly.

"No, you will no wander by yourself. You were sleeping! It's a wonder no one ate you. Your still only a kid, a..." and it continued like that back to camp with Shippo mumbling his protests. Sesshomaru watched her head back to camp.

I was lucky that time I guess. She hadn't realized who was there. I heard her scream but it was only her kit I though she might have been in trouble. He chuckled inwardly; you would think a demon had found her. Rin would like her a lot, maybe love her. Rin needs a relationship like Kagome's and Shippo's. I could look into purchasing a demon nanny.

He quietly laughed, Although Jaken and her seem to have enough problems as it is. I don't know if she could be nice to another demon besides myself. Today has proved very amusing.

Then a scream erupted from Kagome's camp.


Tigs: Yay, a demon fight coming up next chapter. Dances Yes this chapter is ebily short (ebil=evil) But I need to study for physcis exam.

Inuyasha: Common, I haven't been in the story the last few chapters, let me out!

Tigs: You sure you want to come out? Coming out gives me the legal right to kill you off in the story. Or worse make you the bad guy.

Inuyasha: Damnit, you don't have the right to do that.

Tigs: Sure I do, this is my story, not yours. Go write your own if you don't like it. Lets him out of the box and shoves him into the story

Inuyasha: No wait!