Big Hoobamawatzit
Wednesday
6:32 A.M.
Kouga is making friends with dinner from two nights ago, a green and fuzzy meatball named Fred. Fred is very talkative, or so Kouga claims. The wolf is trying to play tag with Fred, but Fred only wiggles around, and rolls a little bit. Thanks to the meatball, Bob is completely forgotten, much to poor Jaken's relief and welfare. InuYasha is in his room pacing around, the board that now serves as a door is jammed and he can't get out, he now feels like a caged animal.
6:40 A.M.
InuYasha begins slamming into the board trying to break it loose, he is still slightly drunk from last night. The slamming wakes up everyone in the house, the cast come out of their rooms and go to the makeshift door. Kagome calls through the false door, "InuYasha, what are you doing? Why are you banging around in there?" She is answered with a loud slam against the wanna-be door. Kagome and the others jump back in shock. Miroku takes his staff and pokes at the pretend door, it's jammed pretty tight. Miroku yells to InuYasha, "Step away from the door!" InuYasha apparently doesn't listen as several more loud crashes are heard from the other side, "LET ME OOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!" He growls and snarls, he starts clawing at the fake door. Kagome gasps, "I've got it!" The remainder of the cast look at her questioningly. She takes a deep breath and waits til she hears a loud crash, knowing InuYasha is gonna back up, "SIT!" They hear a muffled "Oof!" and Miroku slams his shoulder against the bed/door causing it to fall in and land on InuYasha, "GAAAH! Get it off me!!!! What the hell?!?! Miroku?! Get off! You're heavy!" Miroku laughs, "Sorry, InuYasha." Miroku steps off the imposter door and allows a very angered InuYasha to shove the board off of him, "FEH! Grrrrrrrrrrrr....Damn hunk of junk!" He kicks it, "Ow!!!!" He growls furociously and storms off to the outside, where he finds Kouga talking to a fuzzy meatball, gives him a funny look and walks off to be alone somewhere and hit things. The cast stands there staring after him, everyone's hair a mess and still in their pajamas. Miroku looks at Sango in her silky pink PJs and smiles, "Goooood morning, Sango...Oh yeah compliments! Sango nice PJs! And they make you look hot!" He grins and walks off to get changed. Sango rolls her eyes and her and Kagome go to get changed before breakfast. Sesshoumaru and Naraku scurry back to their room before anyone sees them without make-up, un-brushed hair, and still in their silky, frilly, lacey PJs. Naraku grabs his make-up case and races to the bathroom, shoving Miroku on the ground in the hall because he wanted to brush his teeth. Sesshoumaru hurries in his room with his make-up(since he is still not allowed in the bathroom until tomorrow), he grabs a mirror and begins to put some mascara on his pretty eye lashes. A loud screech is heard as Sesshoumaru discovers a pimple! Naraku reaches Sesshoumaru's door and goes to comfort him only to discover the door is locked, "Plum-cakes, what's wrong?! Open the door, please, Snuggles?" Sesshoumaru sobs and mutters, "No! I'm sorry, Narrie darling, but no one can see my hideous face!" Naraku gasps, "Sesshy-wesshy! You are NOT hideous! You're beautiful!" Sesshoumaru holds back a sob, "I-...I-...I've got a pimple! Narrie-Warrie, do you still love me?" Naraku screeches, "Of course, Sesshy- doll-face-lover-boy! I will always love you, Button!" Sesshoumaru wipes his tears, "Narrie-baby, can you cook the food today? I-..I can't be seen in this horrible condition!" Naraku considers it and agrees, "Of course I will, Fruit-muffin. Are you going to be okay?" Sesshoumaru mumbles, "Yes, and thank you Darling-dumpling-pie." Naraku giggles, "Anything for you My Love!" and skips off to make breakfast, which he decides he will keep as simple as possible because he isn't much of a cook.
7:30 A.M.
Everyone is dressed, the cast enter the dining room and see their breakfast, a bowl of conrflakes. They sit down, Sango pokes at her food cautiously to make sure it won't attack her. Kouga, who was just let into the house by Naraku, hops into the kitchen, "Goooooood morning everybody!!" Kagome shrieks when she sees the fluffy ball of meat sitting on his shoulder, "Kouga! What is that...that...that THING?!" Kouga grins, "This is Fred! I met him this morning, he was in a trash can, poor guy!" Kouga sits down at the table and Fred jumps off his shoulder, rolls to Miroku's bowl of cereal and jumps inside, it begins to swim around in the milk. Miroku looks about ready to vomit and pushes his chair away, "IT MOVES!!!" Kouga doesn't seem to care that Fred has taken control of Miroku's breakfast. Fred growls as InuYasha pokes it with a spoon, the crew all get up and hurry into the living room trying to escape the snarling meatball. Kouga is the only one who stays in the dining room and finishes eating. He joins the others in the living room, Fred on his shoulder. Big Hoo comes on, "HELLO ALL! I hope you all got a good rest and are prepared for the talent show today! The show will start at 3:00, our guest will be here at 2:30! Until then you are free to do as you please. Peace out!" Kouga heads to the backyard to prepare his talent, Sango and Kagome go into their room, InuYasha explores Miroku's room looking for more Sake, Miroku is walking around the house with a lighter and cross in his hands, incase he meets Fred again. Naraku is in the kitchen cleaning it up so it is presentable for the guest, Shippou is watching cartoons on T.V., Sesshoumaru is glaring at his pimple in the mirror, Kikyou is working on a poem of death for the talent show, and Jaken is in the garden attempting to smoke different kinds of vegetables including: squash, asparagus, carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower, not to mention he tried to eat the mushrooms.
8:00 A.M.
InuYasha has been successful, he is in Miroku's room drinking from two bottles, one is Sake, the other he believes is Sake but is in reality aftershave. Kagome is helping Sango pick out an outfit for her performance. Sesshoumaru is tearing about his room looking for something that can kill pimples. Naraku is running around the house picking up dirty clothes, old food, and other messes left by the rest of the cast. Kouga is in the backyard training Fred to do some tricks. Miroku is in the bathroom with the lights off and one lamp on, doing God only knows what. Shippou is writing on a piece of paper and chatting with Kikyou as she writes her poem. Jaken has completely torched the garden and is now smoking blades of grass. Over all the house is fairly quiet and peaceful.
8:32 A.M.
Miroku, Kagome, and Sango are starting a game of Twister. The game goes on pretty well for a while until Miroku must reach over Sango to touch a blue dot. Sango watches him closely, "Touch the blue dot! NOT me!" Miroku chuckles and is now positioned directly above Sango, if you didn't know they were playing Twister it would look rather inappropriate. Miroku starts to laugh at the way he is standing over Sango and falls on top of her. Sango screeches, "GET OFF OF ME!!!!!" Miroku chuckles and rolls off, and recieves a slap from Sango. Kagome sighs, "I should have known that Twister wasn't meant to be played by Miroku." She packs up the game and stores it in her room. InuYasha is busy yelling at a lamp, "YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY PARTY!" He turns around quickly and storms off while Miroku and Sango stare at him in shock. Sango mutters, "What doesn't the lamp know? What party?" Miroku shrugs, "All I want to know is why the hell do demons talk to inanimate objects?!" Sango laughs, "Now I wouldn't call Fred inanimate, it does move after all." Miroku snickers and they both start to watch "The Simpsons" on T.V. Miroku snickers and slowly scoots closer and closer to Sango. Sango feels him sit against her, "*AHEM!*" He chuckles, "Yeeeeeeessss?" She growls and walks away, but as she stands she feels a familiar hand grab her rear and she turns to slap him but he's up and has made his way behind the couch, "Hehe, come and get me!" He immaturely sticks his tongue out and Sango leaps over the couch and slaps his face. He rubs his cheek, "Oww...That was mean Sango..." He frowns and Sango flips her hair and walks off quickly before she's groped again. She goes off to her room to practice her talent. Miroku walks around for a few minutes looking for a certain meatball to torch. He gives up and goes to his room to work on his talent as well. Shippou is left in the living room and practices his talent, loud music comes from the boom box as Shippou keeps his voice low so he doesn't spoil his surprise talent. Shippou turns off the boom box and stops practicing because InuYasha walked through the living room. InuYasha has a fit and argues with the boom box for several mintes, "No no no no! I don't think so! What? You disagree?! Well, I know I'm right! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! Don't talk back to me!! Don't you DARE use that tone of voice with me! I- ...How dare you say that! I am right! I know I'm right! You wanna take this outside?!" At this point Shippou has scurried out of the room before InuYasha decides to beat on him instead of the boom box. InuYasha huffs and puffs and storms outside. Kikyou floats around the house and through walls. She floats into the bathroom and comes out cackling, "OOOOOOOOOOOO! BIG HOO IS GONNA BE SO PISSED! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" Kagome runs out of the bathroom holding a plunger, behind her the toilet can be seen, water spilling over the edge and a pile of soggy pieces of paper floating around on the floor. Kagome whispers to Kikyou, "Keep it down, don't tell Big Hoo, please! I was just trying to ger rid of those papers, thats all!" Kikyou taunts Kagome, "Why should I listen to you?" Kagome sighs and blushes, "The papers were love letters to InuYasha, if you tell on me then InuYasha would find out about them, forget about you and come to me!" Kikyou considers this while twirling a dull butter knife in her hand, "You have a point there, Miss Imposter. I won't say anything then. I don't want to lose MY InuYasha." With a cold smile she floats away. Kagome sighs with relief and goes back to trying to get the letters down the toilet.
10:03 A.M.
Sesshoumaru is still in his room, he has found a pimple cure cream, but it takes five hours to kick in so he must wait until then to show his beautiful face to the others. Kouga has just finished reading "Little Red Riding Hood" to Fred. He decides to show everyone who the real "Big Bad Wolf" is. He hides behind a corner waiting for his first victim. Shippou is trotting down the hall and just as he reaches the end of it Kouga jumps in front of him and yells, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!!!" Shippou shrieks in fright and runs as fast as he can into Kagome's room while Kouga laughs to himself, "That's right! Run! I'm the big bad wolf!" Fred chuckles and nods in agreement. Kouga runs off to scare the hell out of the next unsuspecting victim. Kikyou floats out of bedroom 1d and gets ambushed by a wolf and a meatball, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!!!" Kikyou screams and throws her dull butter knife at Kouga, "Don't you DARE ever try to scare me again! You will sorely regret it if you do! Next time it won't be a dull butter knife!!" She floats off in a rage while Kouga rubs his forehead, where the knife hit him, "That really hurt...." Fred purrs in an attempt to comfort a wounded Kouga.
10:30 A.M.
Kagome walks out of the bathroom, after successfully getting the letters down the toilet. She walks into the dining room to find InuYasha arguing with a chair and clutching a bottle of Sake, "I TOLD YOU ALREADY! You spell phone with an "F" not "PH"! YOU STUPID MORON!!!" Kagome blinks, "InuYasha, that's a chair......Why are you arguing with a chair?" InuYasha turns, swaying slightly and yells, "HE QUESTIONED MY AUTHORITY!!" Kagome notices the bottle of Sake in his claws and she puts two and two together, "InuYasha give me that Sake, you make a really mean drunk, you shouldn't have anymore, it's dangerous to the household." InuYasha hugs the bottle, "IT'S MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" Kagome stares at him and says simply, "Sit." InuYasha crashes to the floor and Kagome snatches the bottle away, she hurries off to hide it away from the hanyou. InuYasha jumps up, "That bi**h better give me back my Sake!" He chases after her but trips over Shippou, crashes into a wall and is knocked unconcious. Shippou squeaks and dives under a couch cushion. Miroku comes out of his room and sees InuYasha on the floor, out like a light. He drags the unconcious demon onto the couch, crushing an unfortunate kitsune, "EEP!" Shippou scurries out, wide eyed and panting, he runs outside and hides in a tree. Miroku watches Shippou and raises an eyebrow. Miroku freezes as he hears lethal hissing coming from a bookshelf, he turns around quickly and Fred dive bombs Miroku from the top shelf of the bookcase. The monk screams and grabs the monster meatball as it lands on his face, and throws it against a wall, "AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sango comes running into the living room and sees: a monk who appears to have just suffered from a heart attack, an unconcious hanyou, and a growling meatball splattered on a wall. She just blinks and stares at it all with a blank expression on her face, "Do I even want to know what happened?" Miroku recovers slightly from his attack and points at Fred's splattered body, "Th-th-that THING attacked me!!" Sango looks at Fred, "You were attacked by.....a ball of meat?" Miroku nods, "I-i- i-it wants me dead!"
11:12 A.M.
Naraku is in the kitchen preparing some linguini and orange slices, he even sets aside some pieces of bread for Fred to eat. After the meatball attack Miroku has locked himself in his room and is currently "meatball proofing" it. Fred is still on the wall, slowly sliding down toward the floor. Kouga walks in and gasps, "FRED!! What happened to you, little buddy?!" He uses the butter knife from Kikyou to scrape Fred off the wall, he then squishes Fred back into a ball, "There ya go, Fred!" The little meatball purrs and hops onto Kouga's shoulder. Kouga pats Fred and sits in the dining room, waiting for some lunch. He picks up a knife and fork and begins to pound the table, "WE WANT FOOD! WE WANT FOOD!" Naraku pokes his head out of the kitchen, "Hush up wolf or I'm going to put you and that little wad of meat into the meat grinder!" Kouga shuts up, Fred squeaks in fear. Naraku smirks, "That's what I thought, now stay quiet! I'm almost done making lunch." He disappears back in the kitchen. Naraku is humming in the kitchen, Kouga is trying to teach Fred to bark at Miroku and InuYasha. Miroku strolls into the dining room, sees Fred and turns right back around, hurrying to his meatball proof room. Kagome, after hiding the Sake from InuYasha, comes in and takes a seat, watching Fred closely. InuYasha is still out cold on the couch, Kikyou is writing more for her poem while sitting on the T.V. Shippou now has a football helmet on, the helmet covers his whole body. The little kitsune is in fear of his life, he has been tripped over, terrified, and crushed already today and isn't going to take any more chances. Sango sits down by Kagome and starts chatting with her about The Migration of Birds. Jaken stays outside as usual, muttering about how, "This stupid house doesn't have any cigarettes...."
12:06 P.M.
Naraku serves the linguini and orange slices to the cast seated at the table, he then brings Miroku's plate to him in his room. The crew enjoy their meal, even Fred likes the bits of bread Naraku gave him. The meal is a success, everyone makes sure to eat all the food is eaten so there won't be another "Fred" made of linguini later in the week. Kagome sighs contentedly, "That was good!" The cast nod in agreement. Sango looks around, "Why don't we all play a game or something? I'm bored out of my mind." Yet again everyone nods in agreement. Shippou squeaks, "Can we play a safe game, like Hide n' Seek?" Kagome claps, "I love that game! I always play it with my little brother Sota! Hide n' Seek it is!" Sango volunteers to be it, "I'll be IT, the kitchen, mine and Kagome's room, and outside are off limits! Okay go hide!" Covers her eyes and starts counting, "One....two...three...four.." After about two minutes, "Ninety eight...ninety nine...one hundred! Here I come ready or not!" She looks around the living room, finding Naraku behind a chair and Shippou under the couch. She heads into Kouga and InuYasha's room to find Kagome in the closet, "Hehe found ya Kagome, now come out of that closet!" They both laugh and go to find the last two still hiding, Kouga and Fred. They search everywhere but have no luck. The others even pitch in to help yet still no wolf and meatball are found. Kagome sighs, "I give up, let's just watch T.V. Eventually Kouga will come out of hiding when he gets bored enough." The others agree and sit down on the floor to watch T.V., a still knocked out hanyou is on the couch.
1:13 P.M.
Miroku emerges from his room and heads into the kitchen for a snack. He opens a cabinet, hears snarling and yells, "F*CK! IT'S BACK!!!" Sango hurries into the kitchen, "What are you yelling about, monk?" Miroku points to the cabinet with a shakey hand and Sango peers in to find Fred growling and Kouga sleeping inside, "AI-YA! WOLF! I told you the kitchen was off limits!!" Kouga sits up and crashes into the shelf above him, "OW!" Sango smirks, "That's what you get for cheating!" She grabs Kouga's tail and pulls him out of the cabinet and into the living room. Kouga yelps, "HEY! That hurts! Let go of my tail!!" Fred rolls after Kouga, after growling one more time at Miroku. Naraku is about ready to have a heart attack, "YOU AND THAT MOLDY MEATBALL WERE IN MY DEAR SESSHOUMARU'S SPOTLESS KITCHEN?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CABINET?!" Naraku huffs and storms off to clean the kitchen while everyone stares at him in shock. Miroku decides to go to his meatball proof room for a nap, and the others eventually fall asleep on the floor one by one. Shippou, Jaken, Kikyou and Fred are the only ones left awake. Fred gurgles and wiggles happily as he watches "Cops" on T.V. Shippou watches Fred fearfully and scurries to the dining room. He returns seconds later with a chop stick. He silently sneaks up behind Fred and pokes him. Fred gurgles and hisses at Shippou. Shippou squeaks and jumps back, deciding it's best not to anger a fuzzy wad of two- day-old meat. He wanders off down the hall to the bathroom, where he falls asleep in the sink, clutching a bottle of Lysol to use as defense against Fred. Kouga is asleep in a tree outside, legs and arms dangling down. Kikyou is using a leaf to tickle Kouga's feet as he sleeps soundly, his feet twitch and he growls quietly, Kikyou giggles and continues. Kagome and Sango are sprawled on the living room floor, several objects are seen around the room such as: dice, cards, an empty M&M box, somebody's jacket and a light blue nail polish container. Naraku is still using disinfectant and antibiotics to clean the cupboard where the wolf and his friend had earlier seeked a hiding spot. Sesshoumaru is still sulking in his room but has now found a book called, "How to be Excepted in The World: A Book for Homosexuals" and has been reading it for the past fifteen minutes and hasn't put it down. Jaken is, take a guess, outside searching the remainder of the already-attempted-to-be-smoked garden for something to smoke. Fred has now discovered the girls and is watching Sango as she sleeps. He gurgles, hisses, wiggles and...breathes...heavily next to her, apparently he has grown very fond of her. Sango turns over and whines in her sleep, her hand landing on Fred. Fred starts purring and wiggling happily and Sango -thinking it's some sort of stuffed toy- pulls it close and cuddles it in her sleep.
1:45 P.M.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! GET THIS FUZZY THING OFF ME!!!" Sango screeches and throws Fred, causing him to stick to the roof. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO NASTY! THAT THING!! GROOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!" She screams, waking Kagome and Miroku. Kagome rubs her eyes, "Whaaa?" Sango pants, "Tha-that THING!" She points to the roof and shrieks. Miroku has come out of his room and is rubbing his eyes and looks up to where Sango is pointing, "I TOLD you it was evil! It wants to kill us all and win this game show itself!" He glares at the smushed meatball on the roof, who is now hissing and foaming. Sango moves quickly away, scared Fred will hop on her head and attack with some sort of Super-meatball attack...Miroku offers a hug to a frightened Sango, which, to everyone's shock, she accepts. Sango is wide eyed, shaking and she can't think of anything more horrifying. She buries her face in Miroku's shoulder before regaining her normal self, as she feels a hand on her bottom, and quickly pulls away, slaps him, "Pervert!" and walks off to her room. Miroku, despite his red cheek, is smiling, "She hugged me!" He dances off down the hall and has finally noticed that Sesshoumaru and Naraku's door is closed and has been closed all day. He goes and knocks on it, "Hello hello hello?" He hears a little girly scream from the other side. He tilts his head to the side and notices that Sesshoumaru hasn't been seen all day, "Sesshoumaru? Why haven't you come out?" He chuckles, "Having a bad hair day?" Sesshoumaru growls, "Leave me alone!" Miroku shrugs and decides to go back to his room before Fred decides to roll down the hall and attack him. He goes to his room and locks the door and goes and gets the box of magazines from under his bed...
2:07 P.M.
Sango is laying on her bed and writing in her journal, every so often taking her Miroku picture from under her picture and kissing it. Miroku is having alone time with his magazines. Sesshoumaru is still reading his book and checking his mirror every few minutes to see if his pimple is gone. Naraku is cleaning the living room, but ignores Fred. Fred is still stuck to the roof, and hissing angrily. Kouga is sleeping, mumbling every so often about asparagus, sunglasses, sea monsters or toilets. Kagome is sitting on the couch, by the passed out dog demon and watching him sleep. Shippou remains sleeping in the sink. Jaken is actually sleeping for once, he's in the garden and using a turnip as a pillow. Kikyou is sitting by the pool, watching ripples form, caused by the slight Autumn breeze.
The house is quiet.
The silence is broken when Fred falls off the roof and lands on an unexpecting Naraku, "Eeeeeeeeee!" He screams and runs in circles, swatting at the smelly meatball on his head, "Get it off! Get it off! It smells and it's ruining my hair!! Eeeeeeee!!!" He shakes his head and Fred falls on the ground. Naraku uses a broom to hit Fred outside as quickly as possible, Kagome, who has been witnessing this, is laughing her a*s off. She recieves a glare from Naraku, who storms off to take a quick shower.
2:30 P.M.
There is a quiet knock on the door and Kagome hurries to answer it. A small girl with black hair and a checkered kimono stands in the doorway, she waves and timidly says, "Hello, is this the Big Hoobamawatzit house?" Kagome nods and invites her in, "You're here to judge the contest, correct? What's your name?" The little girl looks up and smiles, "I'm Rin, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Kagome practically melts, "Awwwwww." She hurries and knocks on her own bedroom door, making sure Sango isn't changing or anything, Sango quickly shoves her Miroku picture under her pillow and yells, "Come in!" Kagome opens the door, "Our guest is here!" Kagome hurries around the house to gather the crew, she comes into the living room with Miroku, Shippou, and Naraku. She goes into the backyard and returns with Kikyou, Jaken, and a sleepy Kouga, Fred perched on his shoulder. The cast all sit around Rin and talk. Rin looks around, "Where is Sesshoumaru- sama?" Miroku snickers, "I think he is having a bad hair day, he is locked in his room." Rin nods, "Ahh. Oh yes Jaken I brought you something." She hands Jaken a box of cigarettes, Jaken snatches them and runs out of the room, "Thank you thank you thank you!" Kagome looks shocked, "Rin, where did you get cigarettes?" Rin grins, "Jaken forgot them at home so I brought them for him." Rin gets up and heads toward Sesshoumaru's room, easy for her to find thanks to the bright pink sign on the door. She knocks on the door, "Sesshoumaru-sama? Why won't you come out?" Sesshoumaru calls from inside with a sing-song voice, "I'll be out in half an hour, Rin- honey!" Rin nods, "Okie dokies!" She skips down the hall and back into the living room, "Sesshy-sama says he be out in half an hour everybodies!" Kagome and Sango say in unison, "Awwwwwww! She's soooo cute!" Miroku wraps his arm around Sango, "Yes she is quite adorable! We could have one of our very own if you'd like." Sango growls and walks away from the lecherous monk. The cast start to set up the "stage" for the talent show, they push two tables together and put a blue bedsheet over it. Sango and Kagome get some Christmas lights, tinsel, and other decorations for the stage. Miroku sets up the lighting, and Naraku starts to make some snacks and drinks. InuYasha is still passed out on the couch. Jaken is outside smoking two cigarettes at once. Sesshoumaru emerges from his room at 3:00 completely pimple free.
3:00 P.M.
Big Hoo comes on, "Okay everybody! It's time for the talent show! First up will be Kagome! Have fun everyone!" Kagome runs into her room and comes out ten minutes later in a red and white cheerleading outfit holding pompoms. Miroku restrains against making any comments but whispers to Sango, "Poor InuYasha is passed out, he doesn't get to see his girl friend in a cheer leading outfit, he's gonna be upset!" Sango giggles and tells Miroku to be quiet. Kagome goes out on the stage and takes a deep breath. Rin has a note pad in her hand to keep score. Kagome spends a few minutes jumping around and saying some cheers. Then she does a quick five minute performance to her own mixed tape. When she's done she bows, the crew applauds, except Kikyou. Kouga howls, "That's MY woman!! You go girl!" Big Hoo comes back, "Nice nice! Very nice! Good job! Okay, Rin you got the score?" Rin nods.
Big Hoo continues, "Next up is Kouga!" Kouga hurries on stage with several tiny hoops, matches, and a mini trampoline(no one is quite sure where he got these items, probably a trash can). He sets up a few hoops and sets a few on fire, he puts Fred on the trampoline. Fred bounces on the trampoline and hops through the first hoop, he bounces through several hoops and reaches the a row of three flaming hoops. Fred looks tense and hops through the first two okay, then when he jumps trough the last one he catches fire! Kouga screams, "Fred!!!!" Everyone is laughing, even Kikyou. Kouga grabs Fred and tosses him in someone's lemonade. Fred gurgles and hops out of the lemonade, rolls over to Kouga where he is scooped up and comforted by a very worried wolf. Rin scribbles something on her paper and the cast has finally stopped laughing, except Miroku, who is now in tears and barely breathing because he's laughing so hard. Big Hoo comes back on, "Ooooookay then. That was...odd. Anyway, next, Sango!" Miroku stops laughing and whispers, "Good luck!" to Sango, who looks very nervous. Sango walks over and puts her tape in the boom box and turns it on, she stands on the table and holds the microphone. She taps her foot as she waits for the music to get to the part where she starts singing. The part finally comes up and she starts singing, with a beautiful voice,
"When I first saw you I saw love
And the first time you touched me I felt love
And after all this time you're still the one I love
Looks like we made it Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way We knew we'd get there someday
They said I bet they'll never make it
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
Ain't nothin' better We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen Look at what we would be missin'
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
You're Still The One
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
I'm so glad we made it
Look how far we've come my baby" She finishes and smiles. Miroku claps loudly, "YEEEEEEAH! GO SANGO!!! That was awesome! Encore! Encore!" Everyone else claps and Rin scribbles down something. Sango blushes and looks relieved as she hops off the stage and takes a seat. Big Hoo comes back, "Very nice! Good job, Sango! Alright then, next up is Kikyou!" Everyone looks hesitant as Kikyou takes her place on the stage with a paper in her hand. She starts, " *ahem* Ways to Kill Yourself, by Kikyou.
You can die by a drug overdose,
You can hang yourself by a garden hose,
You can slaughter yourself with a butcher knife,
Or, you can piss off your PMSing wife,
You can put a gun to your head and pull the trigger,
Or go up to a big black guy and say, "What up ni**er?!"
To you all these seem like an abomination,
They should all be tried by my reincarnation!"
Everyone stares with blank expressions on their faces. Kikyou smirks and floats off. Rin writes down a few notes and waits for Big Hoo to say who's next. Big Hoo finally talks and breaks the errie silence, "Well...that was...uuhh...interesting...Umm...Shippou's next!" A few heads look around for Shippou, who is no where to be seen, "Where he go?" Rin ponders out loud. Shippou comes nervously from behind the couch, dressed in baggy jeans, a leather vest, sunglasses, and heavy gold chains around his neck. Everyone stares, slightly amused and awaits his performance. Shippou places a reddish colored CD with the writing "The Eminem Show" The cast stare on in shock, not sure exactly what Shippou has planned. The music starts, the little kitsune starts rapping to "White America":
"Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song, I never would've dreamed in a
million years i'd see, so many motherf**kin-" Shippou is cut off when Kagome grabs the back of his shirt and carries him down the hall lecturing him on the use of improper language. Miroku turns off the boom box. Big Hoo speaks, "Uhh, I guess that disqualifies him. Next up is Jaken!" Jaken hops onto the stage and lights a cigarette. He stands up there for five minutes blowing smoke rings, causing the cast to cough and gag. Sango comes up behind the toad and boots him off the stage and out the back door, everyone cheers. Big Hoo talks, "Well, uhh...that was...uhh...different. Does that count as a talent? Oh well, Miroku you're next!" Miroku turns out the lights, Sango mutters, "You touch me you die!" Miroku chuckles, "I wasn't gonna!" A small light is turned on, the wall is illuminated. Miroku starts to act out a story using his hands to make shadow bunnies, dogs, and spiders. After about fifteen minutes the little shadow bunny hops around in the circle of light, then he finally finishes. The cast applaude, and Miroku takes a bow, "Thank you! Thank you very much!" All the lights are turned back on and Miroku takes his seat. Big Hoo clears his throat, "Very good Miroku! Okay the last talent to be presented will be by Sesshoumaru and Naraku." The mentioned demons jumps up and hurry to the stage. Naraku turns to the crew, "Well, for our talent we are going to give someone a make over, who wants to be our volunteer?" Miroku and Kouga immediately hide behind the couch, Sango becomes completely absorbed in how beautiful the carpet is, Kagome is still in her room lecturing Shippou, and Kikyou has floated into the backyard with Jaken. Naraku looks around sadly, then notices InuYasha, still sleeping on the couch, "Aha! InuYasha will do perfectly!" Sesshoumaru hurries over to the snoozing hanyou and opens his make up case. Miroku and Kouga, watching from behind the couch, start to laugh as Sesshoumaru starts applying the make up. Sango gasps and falls off the couch in shock. Sesshoumaru finishes and moves away from InuYasha, "TA DA!" Kouga and Miroku take one look at InuYasha's face and burst out laughing, falling to the floor. Miroku has tears running down his face as he tries to control himself, and Kouga is turning blue from lack of air. Sango stares at InuYasha with her mouth hanging open, "Oh my God!" Naraku and Sesshoumaru look pleased. Laughing is heard from hidden speakers as Big Hoo tries to control himself, "Uhh....very good Sesshoumaru and Naraku! HAHAHA! InuYasha will...uhh...really like what you did! HAHAHAHA! Okay, that wraps up the talent show! Rin will declare who she thinks is the winner. Oh yes, I was supposed to give InuYasha a punishment for not participating, but the make up is enough of a punishment for him!" Big Hoo disconnects.
4:16 P.M.
Everyone has finally stopped laughing, and Rin is deciding on who will win the prize of extra food. The cast wait patiently for the decision. Rin clears her throat, "*AHEM* Rin thinks the winner is...Miroku, for his cute wittle bunny shadow!" Miroku hops up on the stage and takes a bow, "I would like to thank my mom, and the lamp that provided the light for my show, without them I could never have won this contest..." He continues his speech for a few more minutes until Kouga gets fed up with it. The wolf slams his arms on the edge of the table causing it to flip up and throw Miroku across the room. Sango laughs, "I didn't know monks could fly!" Miroku is knocked out after hitting the wall. Kikyou claps and Kouga hops onto the table and takes a bow, imitating Miroku. Sango gives him a cold glare, "Don't push your luck wolf or you just might learn that wolves can fly too!" Kouga jumps off the stage immediately and sits down on the floor. Sango smirks, "Good boy!" Rin announces that she has to go and recieves a hug from everyone. Miroku's supply of food is brought to his room and left by his bed.
Sesshoumaru scuttles into the kitchen to make some dinner, chilidogs. Naraku is cleaning up the stage, untouched snacks, and lemonade. Kagome, is singing loudly in the shower. Sango and Kouga are playing dice, Kouga gets up and quits the game because, "The dice don't like me!" Shippou is sleeping on a shelf, InuYasha is still on the couch, and Miroku is left on the floor where he landed.
4:34 P.M.
Sesshoumaru comes out with a plate full of chilidogs, "DINNER TIME!" The cast, including Miroku, who has woken up, hurry into the dining room and take their seats. Kouga sniffs at the chilidogs, "I'm not eating this! I don't eat anything to do with dogs!" Sesshoumaru gives the wolf a cold glare, "Fine, don't eat! See if I care! This is the only food you'll get tonight, so eat it or go hungry." The others eat their chilidogs happily while Kouga stares at his. Miroku snatches Kouga's food and eats it, "Mmmm good! I love chilidogs! They're my favorite!" The monk grins as Kouga storms out of the dining room mumbling, "Stupid thief, I was gonna eat that later." The crew finish their dinner, other than Miroku who is still stuffing his face with chilidogs, and go out into the living room to find InuYasha is up and glaring at a wolf youkai, who is on the floor laughing. The hanyou is seriously pissed, "What the hell is so damn funny wolf?! Why are you laughing?!" Kouga is trying to catch his breath, but failing miserably. Miroku comes out after eating several chilidogs and sees InuYasha and falls on the ground laughing. InuYasha looks around at the crew, who haven't ceased to laugh, even Kikyou is rolling with laughter. InuYasha runs his hands over his hair to see if maybe his hair is a mess but finds that it isn't. He growls furiously and jumps up, races to the bathroom and a howl that can only be described as pure hatred is heard from the bathroom. Sesshoumaru and Naraku hold their sides as they giggle harder, they run to the kitchen to avoid the angered hanyou as long as possible. He storms out, "Who the hell did this!? I can't believe you would let them do this to me!! I HATE YOU ALL!" He storms off and slams the bathroom door. The crew laugh more, everyone of them in tears and gasping for breath. InuYasha scrubs his face with a wash towel, only succeeding in smearing the make-up across his face and into his eyes, "Owwww!" He splashes water on his face which causes the make-up to run, "Why won't it come off?!" He scrubs using a nail brush, which works better than anything else but leaves his face pink and red from the rough bristles. He comes out and walks to his room, where he sulks in his closet and no one sees him for the rest of the night.
5:43 P.M.
The cast are lounging on the couch, about every fifteen minutes Miroku goes and gets another cold chilidog. Kouga is in the corner, where he yells at his stomach for growling. Sango is eating some candy that Miroku gave her from his extra supply of food. Kagome is watching some fashion show, Naraku and Sesshoumaru keep laughing and telling the T.V. how their ideas really suck. Fred is on the ceiling fan, stalking Miroku and watching Sango. Shippou is on a book shelf attempting to knock Fred down by throwing books, which he fails and the books only fall on the ground or barely miss hitting other members of the cast. Big Hoo suddenly talks, "'Ello! How's everyone? Don't answer that, I don't care. I only came to remind you that everyone, 'cept the monk, still has compliments to give out! Haaaaaave fun! Toodle doo!" Several cast members roll their eyes and decide to avoid punishment and just get the compliments over with. InuYasha, who is still in the closet with a sore face, tells the wall how nice it is and thanks it for allowing him shelter, then drifts off to sleep. Sango mumbles something about Miroku's hair and and eyes but Miroku doesn't hear her. Kagome tells Sesshoumaru that you can't notice the pimple or his greasy hair, and tells him his cooking has improved and mumbles about how it hasn't moved in two days. Sesshoumaru's eyes tear up and he is quickly comforted with a flood of compliments from Naraku, which he returns very willingly. Jaken is outside complimenting and thanking his cigarettes. Kikyou compliments a mirror because she doesn't know where InuYasha is. Shippou tells Kagome that she's really nice and he likes sleeping with her. Miroku chuckles, "Thatta boy!" Kagome glares at him very very coldly, "He's a kid for Christ's sake! He doesn't know the meaning of that phrase!" Shippou tilts his head sideways, "Kagome, what phrase?" Kagome pats him on the head, "Nothing. Just forget we said anything!" Shippou shrugs and goes off down the hall to his room to retrieve some candy. Kouga is in the corner complimenting a lamp as Fred glares menacingly at the lamp.
6:45 P.M.
The cast go outside to play a game, "Keep Away". Kagome runs and grabs Jaken's cigarettes from him. He growls, "Give those back, wench!" He swipes his grubby little paws at the box but Kagome is much taller and holds the cigarette box away from him. He bites her leg and she almost drops the box, but not before tossing it to Sango. Jaken hisses and waddles to Sango, "Gimme those! Now!" She laughs and tosses the box to Shippou. Shippou squeaks, "Eeep!" Jaken tackles the little fox, the box goes rolling over by a tree, where Miroku grabs it up. Jaken growls angrily, "Stop! Give my cigs back! Damn you all!" Miroku chuckles and tosses the box to no one and they land on the ground. Jaken waddles quickly to grab them, but he is too slow and a whirlwind races by and the box is gone, the whirlwind stops and Kouga is standing there waving a little box in the air, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!" He laughs and Jaken runs at him, "Please wolf! Give them back to me!!!!!" Kouga considers it and goes to hand the box to Jaken. The toad sighs with relief and goes to grab his cigarettes, but only grabs air as Kouga pulls the box away and throws it to Kikyou, it goes through Kikyou and falls in the pool. Jaken twitches, "You...I....Why....GAAAAAAAAH!!!! Why me?!?!" He storms off to sulk in the sideyard by the trashcans. Everyone enjoys a good laugh, no one feels even the slightest bit guilty as they slowly walk back inside and call it a night.
8:00 P.M.
The crew slowly wander to their rooms, other than Sango. Sango has turned on the boom box and is listening to Evanescence. Miroku comes down the hall and hops on the table and starts dancing, Sango rolls her eyes and watches him, pretending to be mad but she can't hold back her giggles. Miroku attempts to sing along but stutters and fumbles with the words, causing Sango to giggle more. He chuckles and stops, looking at Sango with a sweet smile on his face, he hops down and sits next to her. She smiles sweetly at him and he leans close to her. She waits for the his hand on her leg or chest so she can slap him and stop him from leaning closer. He is right infront of her face and closing his eyes and a fuzzy, green lump hops on Sango's head. She screeches and jumps up, "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!" Miroku looks hurt and then sees the meatball on her head and swats it off, "What is your problem?!" He yells at the hissing wad of meat. It gurgles and rolls off to find Kouga, Sango quickly trots off to take a shower muttering, "Ewwww ew ew!! Grooooss!" Miroku shakes his head and mumbles bad words under his breath about evil meatballs. He goes to his room and kicks Shippou out so he can sulk and stare at his Sango pictures. Shippou squeaks and goes to the living room, where he uses the T.V. as a bed.
9:00 P.M.
Jaken has been attempting to fish his cigarettes out of the pool for about an hour now. The reason he hasn't just jumed in the pool is because it's freezing cold. He finally manages to scoop out a water logged box and there are few remaining cigarettes which Jaken sets down to dry. The cast is sleeping quietly, other than Fred who is gurgling loudly in his slumber and Sesshoumaru who is waiting til morning(12:01) to take a shower.
11:34 P.M.
InuYasha is asleep in the closet using a pair of shoes as a pillow and hugging a stuffed pink bunny. Miroku is fidgeting in his bed having happy dreams about Sango that keep getting interupted by devilish meatballs. Sango is lying awake staring at the ceiling thinking about almost kissing Miroku. Kagome is sound asleep, snoring quietly. Shippou is sleeping on the T.V. Naraku is sleeping with an avacado cream on his face and cucumbers on his eyes. Sesshoumaru is constantly checking the clock, waiting until 12:01. Jaken is asleep, hugging his precious cigarettes. Kouga is sleeping in his pile of blankets, hugging Fred. Kikyou is sitting on a tree branch, her legs dangling down.
12:01 A.M.
Sesshoumaru is in the shower, washing his beautiful hair and singing to Ricky Martin.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. Disclaimer: We own nothing! Nothing at all! Okay? So stop pestering us! Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!
Wednesday
6:32 A.M.
Kouga is making friends with dinner from two nights ago, a green and fuzzy meatball named Fred. Fred is very talkative, or so Kouga claims. The wolf is trying to play tag with Fred, but Fred only wiggles around, and rolls a little bit. Thanks to the meatball, Bob is completely forgotten, much to poor Jaken's relief and welfare. InuYasha is in his room pacing around, the board that now serves as a door is jammed and he can't get out, he now feels like a caged animal.
6:40 A.M.
InuYasha begins slamming into the board trying to break it loose, he is still slightly drunk from last night. The slamming wakes up everyone in the house, the cast come out of their rooms and go to the makeshift door. Kagome calls through the false door, "InuYasha, what are you doing? Why are you banging around in there?" She is answered with a loud slam against the wanna-be door. Kagome and the others jump back in shock. Miroku takes his staff and pokes at the pretend door, it's jammed pretty tight. Miroku yells to InuYasha, "Step away from the door!" InuYasha apparently doesn't listen as several more loud crashes are heard from the other side, "LET ME OOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!" He growls and snarls, he starts clawing at the fake door. Kagome gasps, "I've got it!" The remainder of the cast look at her questioningly. She takes a deep breath and waits til she hears a loud crash, knowing InuYasha is gonna back up, "SIT!" They hear a muffled "Oof!" and Miroku slams his shoulder against the bed/door causing it to fall in and land on InuYasha, "GAAAH! Get it off me!!!! What the hell?!?! Miroku?! Get off! You're heavy!" Miroku laughs, "Sorry, InuYasha." Miroku steps off the imposter door and allows a very angered InuYasha to shove the board off of him, "FEH! Grrrrrrrrrrrr....Damn hunk of junk!" He kicks it, "Ow!!!!" He growls furociously and storms off to the outside, where he finds Kouga talking to a fuzzy meatball, gives him a funny look and walks off to be alone somewhere and hit things. The cast stands there staring after him, everyone's hair a mess and still in their pajamas. Miroku looks at Sango in her silky pink PJs and smiles, "Goooood morning, Sango...Oh yeah compliments! Sango nice PJs! And they make you look hot!" He grins and walks off to get changed. Sango rolls her eyes and her and Kagome go to get changed before breakfast. Sesshoumaru and Naraku scurry back to their room before anyone sees them without make-up, un-brushed hair, and still in their silky, frilly, lacey PJs. Naraku grabs his make-up case and races to the bathroom, shoving Miroku on the ground in the hall because he wanted to brush his teeth. Sesshoumaru hurries in his room with his make-up(since he is still not allowed in the bathroom until tomorrow), he grabs a mirror and begins to put some mascara on his pretty eye lashes. A loud screech is heard as Sesshoumaru discovers a pimple! Naraku reaches Sesshoumaru's door and goes to comfort him only to discover the door is locked, "Plum-cakes, what's wrong?! Open the door, please, Snuggles?" Sesshoumaru sobs and mutters, "No! I'm sorry, Narrie darling, but no one can see my hideous face!" Naraku gasps, "Sesshy-wesshy! You are NOT hideous! You're beautiful!" Sesshoumaru holds back a sob, "I-...I-...I've got a pimple! Narrie-Warrie, do you still love me?" Naraku screeches, "Of course, Sesshy- doll-face-lover-boy! I will always love you, Button!" Sesshoumaru wipes his tears, "Narrie-baby, can you cook the food today? I-..I can't be seen in this horrible condition!" Naraku considers it and agrees, "Of course I will, Fruit-muffin. Are you going to be okay?" Sesshoumaru mumbles, "Yes, and thank you Darling-dumpling-pie." Naraku giggles, "Anything for you My Love!" and skips off to make breakfast, which he decides he will keep as simple as possible because he isn't much of a cook.
7:30 A.M.
Everyone is dressed, the cast enter the dining room and see their breakfast, a bowl of conrflakes. They sit down, Sango pokes at her food cautiously to make sure it won't attack her. Kouga, who was just let into the house by Naraku, hops into the kitchen, "Goooooood morning everybody!!" Kagome shrieks when she sees the fluffy ball of meat sitting on his shoulder, "Kouga! What is that...that...that THING?!" Kouga grins, "This is Fred! I met him this morning, he was in a trash can, poor guy!" Kouga sits down at the table and Fred jumps off his shoulder, rolls to Miroku's bowl of cereal and jumps inside, it begins to swim around in the milk. Miroku looks about ready to vomit and pushes his chair away, "IT MOVES!!!" Kouga doesn't seem to care that Fred has taken control of Miroku's breakfast. Fred growls as InuYasha pokes it with a spoon, the crew all get up and hurry into the living room trying to escape the snarling meatball. Kouga is the only one who stays in the dining room and finishes eating. He joins the others in the living room, Fred on his shoulder. Big Hoo comes on, "HELLO ALL! I hope you all got a good rest and are prepared for the talent show today! The show will start at 3:00, our guest will be here at 2:30! Until then you are free to do as you please. Peace out!" Kouga heads to the backyard to prepare his talent, Sango and Kagome go into their room, InuYasha explores Miroku's room looking for more Sake, Miroku is walking around the house with a lighter and cross in his hands, incase he meets Fred again. Naraku is in the kitchen cleaning it up so it is presentable for the guest, Shippou is watching cartoons on T.V., Sesshoumaru is glaring at his pimple in the mirror, Kikyou is working on a poem of death for the talent show, and Jaken is in the garden attempting to smoke different kinds of vegetables including: squash, asparagus, carrots, broccoli, and cauliflower, not to mention he tried to eat the mushrooms.
8:00 A.M.
InuYasha has been successful, he is in Miroku's room drinking from two bottles, one is Sake, the other he believes is Sake but is in reality aftershave. Kagome is helping Sango pick out an outfit for her performance. Sesshoumaru is tearing about his room looking for something that can kill pimples. Naraku is running around the house picking up dirty clothes, old food, and other messes left by the rest of the cast. Kouga is in the backyard training Fred to do some tricks. Miroku is in the bathroom with the lights off and one lamp on, doing God only knows what. Shippou is writing on a piece of paper and chatting with Kikyou as she writes her poem. Jaken has completely torched the garden and is now smoking blades of grass. Over all the house is fairly quiet and peaceful.
8:32 A.M.
Miroku, Kagome, and Sango are starting a game of Twister. The game goes on pretty well for a while until Miroku must reach over Sango to touch a blue dot. Sango watches him closely, "Touch the blue dot! NOT me!" Miroku chuckles and is now positioned directly above Sango, if you didn't know they were playing Twister it would look rather inappropriate. Miroku starts to laugh at the way he is standing over Sango and falls on top of her. Sango screeches, "GET OFF OF ME!!!!!" Miroku chuckles and rolls off, and recieves a slap from Sango. Kagome sighs, "I should have known that Twister wasn't meant to be played by Miroku." She packs up the game and stores it in her room. InuYasha is busy yelling at a lamp, "YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY PARTY!" He turns around quickly and storms off while Miroku and Sango stare at him in shock. Sango mutters, "What doesn't the lamp know? What party?" Miroku shrugs, "All I want to know is why the hell do demons talk to inanimate objects?!" Sango laughs, "Now I wouldn't call Fred inanimate, it does move after all." Miroku snickers and they both start to watch "The Simpsons" on T.V. Miroku snickers and slowly scoots closer and closer to Sango. Sango feels him sit against her, "*AHEM!*" He chuckles, "Yeeeeeeessss?" She growls and walks away, but as she stands she feels a familiar hand grab her rear and she turns to slap him but he's up and has made his way behind the couch, "Hehe, come and get me!" He immaturely sticks his tongue out and Sango leaps over the couch and slaps his face. He rubs his cheek, "Oww...That was mean Sango..." He frowns and Sango flips her hair and walks off quickly before she's groped again. She goes off to her room to practice her talent. Miroku walks around for a few minutes looking for a certain meatball to torch. He gives up and goes to his room to work on his talent as well. Shippou is left in the living room and practices his talent, loud music comes from the boom box as Shippou keeps his voice low so he doesn't spoil his surprise talent. Shippou turns off the boom box and stops practicing because InuYasha walked through the living room. InuYasha has a fit and argues with the boom box for several mintes, "No no no no! I don't think so! What? You disagree?! Well, I know I'm right! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! Don't talk back to me!! Don't you DARE use that tone of voice with me! I- ...How dare you say that! I am right! I know I'm right! You wanna take this outside?!" At this point Shippou has scurried out of the room before InuYasha decides to beat on him instead of the boom box. InuYasha huffs and puffs and storms outside. Kikyou floats around the house and through walls. She floats into the bathroom and comes out cackling, "OOOOOOOOOOOO! BIG HOO IS GONNA BE SO PISSED! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU!" Kagome runs out of the bathroom holding a plunger, behind her the toilet can be seen, water spilling over the edge and a pile of soggy pieces of paper floating around on the floor. Kagome whispers to Kikyou, "Keep it down, don't tell Big Hoo, please! I was just trying to ger rid of those papers, thats all!" Kikyou taunts Kagome, "Why should I listen to you?" Kagome sighs and blushes, "The papers were love letters to InuYasha, if you tell on me then InuYasha would find out about them, forget about you and come to me!" Kikyou considers this while twirling a dull butter knife in her hand, "You have a point there, Miss Imposter. I won't say anything then. I don't want to lose MY InuYasha." With a cold smile she floats away. Kagome sighs with relief and goes back to trying to get the letters down the toilet.
10:03 A.M.
Sesshoumaru is still in his room, he has found a pimple cure cream, but it takes five hours to kick in so he must wait until then to show his beautiful face to the others. Kouga has just finished reading "Little Red Riding Hood" to Fred. He decides to show everyone who the real "Big Bad Wolf" is. He hides behind a corner waiting for his first victim. Shippou is trotting down the hall and just as he reaches the end of it Kouga jumps in front of him and yells, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!!!" Shippou shrieks in fright and runs as fast as he can into Kagome's room while Kouga laughs to himself, "That's right! Run! I'm the big bad wolf!" Fred chuckles and nods in agreement. Kouga runs off to scare the hell out of the next unsuspecting victim. Kikyou floats out of bedroom 1d and gets ambushed by a wolf and a meatball, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!!!" Kikyou screams and throws her dull butter knife at Kouga, "Don't you DARE ever try to scare me again! You will sorely regret it if you do! Next time it won't be a dull butter knife!!" She floats off in a rage while Kouga rubs his forehead, where the knife hit him, "That really hurt...." Fred purrs in an attempt to comfort a wounded Kouga.
10:30 A.M.
Kagome walks out of the bathroom, after successfully getting the letters down the toilet. She walks into the dining room to find InuYasha arguing with a chair and clutching a bottle of Sake, "I TOLD YOU ALREADY! You spell phone with an "F" not "PH"! YOU STUPID MORON!!!" Kagome blinks, "InuYasha, that's a chair......Why are you arguing with a chair?" InuYasha turns, swaying slightly and yells, "HE QUESTIONED MY AUTHORITY!!" Kagome notices the bottle of Sake in his claws and she puts two and two together, "InuYasha give me that Sake, you make a really mean drunk, you shouldn't have anymore, it's dangerous to the household." InuYasha hugs the bottle, "IT'S MINE! MINE I TELL YOU! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!" Kagome stares at him and says simply, "Sit." InuYasha crashes to the floor and Kagome snatches the bottle away, she hurries off to hide it away from the hanyou. InuYasha jumps up, "That bi**h better give me back my Sake!" He chases after her but trips over Shippou, crashes into a wall and is knocked unconcious. Shippou squeaks and dives under a couch cushion. Miroku comes out of his room and sees InuYasha on the floor, out like a light. He drags the unconcious demon onto the couch, crushing an unfortunate kitsune, "EEP!" Shippou scurries out, wide eyed and panting, he runs outside and hides in a tree. Miroku watches Shippou and raises an eyebrow. Miroku freezes as he hears lethal hissing coming from a bookshelf, he turns around quickly and Fred dive bombs Miroku from the top shelf of the bookcase. The monk screams and grabs the monster meatball as it lands on his face, and throws it against a wall, "AHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sango comes running into the living room and sees: a monk who appears to have just suffered from a heart attack, an unconcious hanyou, and a growling meatball splattered on a wall. She just blinks and stares at it all with a blank expression on her face, "Do I even want to know what happened?" Miroku recovers slightly from his attack and points at Fred's splattered body, "Th-th-that THING attacked me!!" Sango looks at Fred, "You were attacked by.....a ball of meat?" Miroku nods, "I-i- i-it wants me dead!"
11:12 A.M.
Naraku is in the kitchen preparing some linguini and orange slices, he even sets aside some pieces of bread for Fred to eat. After the meatball attack Miroku has locked himself in his room and is currently "meatball proofing" it. Fred is still on the wall, slowly sliding down toward the floor. Kouga walks in and gasps, "FRED!! What happened to you, little buddy?!" He uses the butter knife from Kikyou to scrape Fred off the wall, he then squishes Fred back into a ball, "There ya go, Fred!" The little meatball purrs and hops onto Kouga's shoulder. Kouga pats Fred and sits in the dining room, waiting for some lunch. He picks up a knife and fork and begins to pound the table, "WE WANT FOOD! WE WANT FOOD!" Naraku pokes his head out of the kitchen, "Hush up wolf or I'm going to put you and that little wad of meat into the meat grinder!" Kouga shuts up, Fred squeaks in fear. Naraku smirks, "That's what I thought, now stay quiet! I'm almost done making lunch." He disappears back in the kitchen. Naraku is humming in the kitchen, Kouga is trying to teach Fred to bark at Miroku and InuYasha. Miroku strolls into the dining room, sees Fred and turns right back around, hurrying to his meatball proof room. Kagome, after hiding the Sake from InuYasha, comes in and takes a seat, watching Fred closely. InuYasha is still out cold on the couch, Kikyou is writing more for her poem while sitting on the T.V. Shippou now has a football helmet on, the helmet covers his whole body. The little kitsune is in fear of his life, he has been tripped over, terrified, and crushed already today and isn't going to take any more chances. Sango sits down by Kagome and starts chatting with her about The Migration of Birds. Jaken stays outside as usual, muttering about how, "This stupid house doesn't have any cigarettes...."
12:06 P.M.
Naraku serves the linguini and orange slices to the cast seated at the table, he then brings Miroku's plate to him in his room. The crew enjoy their meal, even Fred likes the bits of bread Naraku gave him. The meal is a success, everyone makes sure to eat all the food is eaten so there won't be another "Fred" made of linguini later in the week. Kagome sighs contentedly, "That was good!" The cast nod in agreement. Sango looks around, "Why don't we all play a game or something? I'm bored out of my mind." Yet again everyone nods in agreement. Shippou squeaks, "Can we play a safe game, like Hide n' Seek?" Kagome claps, "I love that game! I always play it with my little brother Sota! Hide n' Seek it is!" Sango volunteers to be it, "I'll be IT, the kitchen, mine and Kagome's room, and outside are off limits! Okay go hide!" Covers her eyes and starts counting, "One....two...three...four.." After about two minutes, "Ninety eight...ninety nine...one hundred! Here I come ready or not!" She looks around the living room, finding Naraku behind a chair and Shippou under the couch. She heads into Kouga and InuYasha's room to find Kagome in the closet, "Hehe found ya Kagome, now come out of that closet!" They both laugh and go to find the last two still hiding, Kouga and Fred. They search everywhere but have no luck. The others even pitch in to help yet still no wolf and meatball are found. Kagome sighs, "I give up, let's just watch T.V. Eventually Kouga will come out of hiding when he gets bored enough." The others agree and sit down on the floor to watch T.V., a still knocked out hanyou is on the couch.
1:13 P.M.
Miroku emerges from his room and heads into the kitchen for a snack. He opens a cabinet, hears snarling and yells, "F*CK! IT'S BACK!!!" Sango hurries into the kitchen, "What are you yelling about, monk?" Miroku points to the cabinet with a shakey hand and Sango peers in to find Fred growling and Kouga sleeping inside, "AI-YA! WOLF! I told you the kitchen was off limits!!" Kouga sits up and crashes into the shelf above him, "OW!" Sango smirks, "That's what you get for cheating!" She grabs Kouga's tail and pulls him out of the cabinet and into the living room. Kouga yelps, "HEY! That hurts! Let go of my tail!!" Fred rolls after Kouga, after growling one more time at Miroku. Naraku is about ready to have a heart attack, "YOU AND THAT MOLDY MEATBALL WERE IN MY DEAR SESSHOUMARU'S SPOTLESS KITCHEN?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO CLEAN OUT THAT CABINET?!" Naraku huffs and storms off to clean the kitchen while everyone stares at him in shock. Miroku decides to go to his meatball proof room for a nap, and the others eventually fall asleep on the floor one by one. Shippou, Jaken, Kikyou and Fred are the only ones left awake. Fred gurgles and wiggles happily as he watches "Cops" on T.V. Shippou watches Fred fearfully and scurries to the dining room. He returns seconds later with a chop stick. He silently sneaks up behind Fred and pokes him. Fred gurgles and hisses at Shippou. Shippou squeaks and jumps back, deciding it's best not to anger a fuzzy wad of two- day-old meat. He wanders off down the hall to the bathroom, where he falls asleep in the sink, clutching a bottle of Lysol to use as defense against Fred. Kouga is asleep in a tree outside, legs and arms dangling down. Kikyou is using a leaf to tickle Kouga's feet as he sleeps soundly, his feet twitch and he growls quietly, Kikyou giggles and continues. Kagome and Sango are sprawled on the living room floor, several objects are seen around the room such as: dice, cards, an empty M&M box, somebody's jacket and a light blue nail polish container. Naraku is still using disinfectant and antibiotics to clean the cupboard where the wolf and his friend had earlier seeked a hiding spot. Sesshoumaru is still sulking in his room but has now found a book called, "How to be Excepted in The World: A Book for Homosexuals" and has been reading it for the past fifteen minutes and hasn't put it down. Jaken is, take a guess, outside searching the remainder of the already-attempted-to-be-smoked garden for something to smoke. Fred has now discovered the girls and is watching Sango as she sleeps. He gurgles, hisses, wiggles and...breathes...heavily next to her, apparently he has grown very fond of her. Sango turns over and whines in her sleep, her hand landing on Fred. Fred starts purring and wiggling happily and Sango -thinking it's some sort of stuffed toy- pulls it close and cuddles it in her sleep.
1:45 P.M.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! GET THIS FUZZY THING OFF ME!!!" Sango screeches and throws Fred, causing him to stick to the roof. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO NASTY! THAT THING!! GROOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!" She screams, waking Kagome and Miroku. Kagome rubs her eyes, "Whaaa?" Sango pants, "Tha-that THING!" She points to the roof and shrieks. Miroku has come out of his room and is rubbing his eyes and looks up to where Sango is pointing, "I TOLD you it was evil! It wants to kill us all and win this game show itself!" He glares at the smushed meatball on the roof, who is now hissing and foaming. Sango moves quickly away, scared Fred will hop on her head and attack with some sort of Super-meatball attack...Miroku offers a hug to a frightened Sango, which, to everyone's shock, she accepts. Sango is wide eyed, shaking and she can't think of anything more horrifying. She buries her face in Miroku's shoulder before regaining her normal self, as she feels a hand on her bottom, and quickly pulls away, slaps him, "Pervert!" and walks off to her room. Miroku, despite his red cheek, is smiling, "She hugged me!" He dances off down the hall and has finally noticed that Sesshoumaru and Naraku's door is closed and has been closed all day. He goes and knocks on it, "Hello hello hello?" He hears a little girly scream from the other side. He tilts his head to the side and notices that Sesshoumaru hasn't been seen all day, "Sesshoumaru? Why haven't you come out?" He chuckles, "Having a bad hair day?" Sesshoumaru growls, "Leave me alone!" Miroku shrugs and decides to go back to his room before Fred decides to roll down the hall and attack him. He goes to his room and locks the door and goes and gets the box of magazines from under his bed...
2:07 P.M.
Sango is laying on her bed and writing in her journal, every so often taking her Miroku picture from under her picture and kissing it. Miroku is having alone time with his magazines. Sesshoumaru is still reading his book and checking his mirror every few minutes to see if his pimple is gone. Naraku is cleaning the living room, but ignores Fred. Fred is still stuck to the roof, and hissing angrily. Kouga is sleeping, mumbling every so often about asparagus, sunglasses, sea monsters or toilets. Kagome is sitting on the couch, by the passed out dog demon and watching him sleep. Shippou remains sleeping in the sink. Jaken is actually sleeping for once, he's in the garden and using a turnip as a pillow. Kikyou is sitting by the pool, watching ripples form, caused by the slight Autumn breeze.
The house is quiet.
The silence is broken when Fred falls off the roof and lands on an unexpecting Naraku, "Eeeeeeeeee!" He screams and runs in circles, swatting at the smelly meatball on his head, "Get it off! Get it off! It smells and it's ruining my hair!! Eeeeeeee!!!" He shakes his head and Fred falls on the ground. Naraku uses a broom to hit Fred outside as quickly as possible, Kagome, who has been witnessing this, is laughing her a*s off. She recieves a glare from Naraku, who storms off to take a quick shower.
2:30 P.M.
There is a quiet knock on the door and Kagome hurries to answer it. A small girl with black hair and a checkered kimono stands in the doorway, she waves and timidly says, "Hello, is this the Big Hoobamawatzit house?" Kagome nods and invites her in, "You're here to judge the contest, correct? What's your name?" The little girl looks up and smiles, "I'm Rin, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Kagome practically melts, "Awwwwww." She hurries and knocks on her own bedroom door, making sure Sango isn't changing or anything, Sango quickly shoves her Miroku picture under her pillow and yells, "Come in!" Kagome opens the door, "Our guest is here!" Kagome hurries around the house to gather the crew, she comes into the living room with Miroku, Shippou, and Naraku. She goes into the backyard and returns with Kikyou, Jaken, and a sleepy Kouga, Fred perched on his shoulder. The cast all sit around Rin and talk. Rin looks around, "Where is Sesshoumaru- sama?" Miroku snickers, "I think he is having a bad hair day, he is locked in his room." Rin nods, "Ahh. Oh yes Jaken I brought you something." She hands Jaken a box of cigarettes, Jaken snatches them and runs out of the room, "Thank you thank you thank you!" Kagome looks shocked, "Rin, where did you get cigarettes?" Rin grins, "Jaken forgot them at home so I brought them for him." Rin gets up and heads toward Sesshoumaru's room, easy for her to find thanks to the bright pink sign on the door. She knocks on the door, "Sesshoumaru-sama? Why won't you come out?" Sesshoumaru calls from inside with a sing-song voice, "I'll be out in half an hour, Rin- honey!" Rin nods, "Okie dokies!" She skips down the hall and back into the living room, "Sesshy-sama says he be out in half an hour everybodies!" Kagome and Sango say in unison, "Awwwwwww! She's soooo cute!" Miroku wraps his arm around Sango, "Yes she is quite adorable! We could have one of our very own if you'd like." Sango growls and walks away from the lecherous monk. The cast start to set up the "stage" for the talent show, they push two tables together and put a blue bedsheet over it. Sango and Kagome get some Christmas lights, tinsel, and other decorations for the stage. Miroku sets up the lighting, and Naraku starts to make some snacks and drinks. InuYasha is still passed out on the couch. Jaken is outside smoking two cigarettes at once. Sesshoumaru emerges from his room at 3:00 completely pimple free.
3:00 P.M.
Big Hoo comes on, "Okay everybody! It's time for the talent show! First up will be Kagome! Have fun everyone!" Kagome runs into her room and comes out ten minutes later in a red and white cheerleading outfit holding pompoms. Miroku restrains against making any comments but whispers to Sango, "Poor InuYasha is passed out, he doesn't get to see his girl friend in a cheer leading outfit, he's gonna be upset!" Sango giggles and tells Miroku to be quiet. Kagome goes out on the stage and takes a deep breath. Rin has a note pad in her hand to keep score. Kagome spends a few minutes jumping around and saying some cheers. Then she does a quick five minute performance to her own mixed tape. When she's done she bows, the crew applauds, except Kikyou. Kouga howls, "That's MY woman!! You go girl!" Big Hoo comes back, "Nice nice! Very nice! Good job! Okay, Rin you got the score?" Rin nods.
Big Hoo continues, "Next up is Kouga!" Kouga hurries on stage with several tiny hoops, matches, and a mini trampoline(no one is quite sure where he got these items, probably a trash can). He sets up a few hoops and sets a few on fire, he puts Fred on the trampoline. Fred bounces on the trampoline and hops through the first hoop, he bounces through several hoops and reaches the a row of three flaming hoops. Fred looks tense and hops through the first two okay, then when he jumps trough the last one he catches fire! Kouga screams, "Fred!!!!" Everyone is laughing, even Kikyou. Kouga grabs Fred and tosses him in someone's lemonade. Fred gurgles and hops out of the lemonade, rolls over to Kouga where he is scooped up and comforted by a very worried wolf. Rin scribbles something on her paper and the cast has finally stopped laughing, except Miroku, who is now in tears and barely breathing because he's laughing so hard. Big Hoo comes back on, "Ooooookay then. That was...odd. Anyway, next, Sango!" Miroku stops laughing and whispers, "Good luck!" to Sango, who looks very nervous. Sango walks over and puts her tape in the boom box and turns it on, she stands on the table and holds the microphone. She taps her foot as she waits for the music to get to the part where she starts singing. The part finally comes up and she starts singing, with a beautiful voice,
"When I first saw you I saw love
And the first time you touched me I felt love
And after all this time you're still the one I love
Looks like we made it Look how far we've come my baby
We mighta took the long way We knew we'd get there someday
They said I bet they'll never make it
But just look at us holding on
We're still together still going strong
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
Ain't nothin' better We beat the odds together
I'm glad we didn't listen Look at what we would be missin'
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
You're Still The One
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One I run to
The one that I belong to
You're Still The One I want for life
(You're Still The One) You're Still The One that I love
The only one I dream of You're Still The One I kiss good night
I'm so glad we made it
Look how far we've come my baby" She finishes and smiles. Miroku claps loudly, "YEEEEEEAH! GO SANGO!!! That was awesome! Encore! Encore!" Everyone else claps and Rin scribbles down something. Sango blushes and looks relieved as she hops off the stage and takes a seat. Big Hoo comes back, "Very nice! Good job, Sango! Alright then, next up is Kikyou!" Everyone looks hesitant as Kikyou takes her place on the stage with a paper in her hand. She starts, " *ahem* Ways to Kill Yourself, by Kikyou.
You can die by a drug overdose,
You can hang yourself by a garden hose,
You can slaughter yourself with a butcher knife,
Or, you can piss off your PMSing wife,
You can put a gun to your head and pull the trigger,
Or go up to a big black guy and say, "What up ni**er?!"
To you all these seem like an abomination,
They should all be tried by my reincarnation!"
Everyone stares with blank expressions on their faces. Kikyou smirks and floats off. Rin writes down a few notes and waits for Big Hoo to say who's next. Big Hoo finally talks and breaks the errie silence, "Well...that was...uuhh...interesting...Umm...Shippou's next!" A few heads look around for Shippou, who is no where to be seen, "Where he go?" Rin ponders out loud. Shippou comes nervously from behind the couch, dressed in baggy jeans, a leather vest, sunglasses, and heavy gold chains around his neck. Everyone stares, slightly amused and awaits his performance. Shippou places a reddish colored CD with the writing "The Eminem Show" The cast stare on in shock, not sure exactly what Shippou has planned. The music starts, the little kitsune starts rapping to "White America":
"Yo', I want everybody to listen to the words of this song, I never would've dreamed in a
million years i'd see, so many motherf**kin-" Shippou is cut off when Kagome grabs the back of his shirt and carries him down the hall lecturing him on the use of improper language. Miroku turns off the boom box. Big Hoo speaks, "Uhh, I guess that disqualifies him. Next up is Jaken!" Jaken hops onto the stage and lights a cigarette. He stands up there for five minutes blowing smoke rings, causing the cast to cough and gag. Sango comes up behind the toad and boots him off the stage and out the back door, everyone cheers. Big Hoo talks, "Well, uhh...that was...uhh...different. Does that count as a talent? Oh well, Miroku you're next!" Miroku turns out the lights, Sango mutters, "You touch me you die!" Miroku chuckles, "I wasn't gonna!" A small light is turned on, the wall is illuminated. Miroku starts to act out a story using his hands to make shadow bunnies, dogs, and spiders. After about fifteen minutes the little shadow bunny hops around in the circle of light, then he finally finishes. The cast applaude, and Miroku takes a bow, "Thank you! Thank you very much!" All the lights are turned back on and Miroku takes his seat. Big Hoo clears his throat, "Very good Miroku! Okay the last talent to be presented will be by Sesshoumaru and Naraku." The mentioned demons jumps up and hurry to the stage. Naraku turns to the crew, "Well, for our talent we are going to give someone a make over, who wants to be our volunteer?" Miroku and Kouga immediately hide behind the couch, Sango becomes completely absorbed in how beautiful the carpet is, Kagome is still in her room lecturing Shippou, and Kikyou has floated into the backyard with Jaken. Naraku looks around sadly, then notices InuYasha, still sleeping on the couch, "Aha! InuYasha will do perfectly!" Sesshoumaru hurries over to the snoozing hanyou and opens his make up case. Miroku and Kouga, watching from behind the couch, start to laugh as Sesshoumaru starts applying the make up. Sango gasps and falls off the couch in shock. Sesshoumaru finishes and moves away from InuYasha, "TA DA!" Kouga and Miroku take one look at InuYasha's face and burst out laughing, falling to the floor. Miroku has tears running down his face as he tries to control himself, and Kouga is turning blue from lack of air. Sango stares at InuYasha with her mouth hanging open, "Oh my God!" Naraku and Sesshoumaru look pleased. Laughing is heard from hidden speakers as Big Hoo tries to control himself, "Uhh....very good Sesshoumaru and Naraku! HAHAHA! InuYasha will...uhh...really like what you did! HAHAHAHA! Okay, that wraps up the talent show! Rin will declare who she thinks is the winner. Oh yes, I was supposed to give InuYasha a punishment for not participating, but the make up is enough of a punishment for him!" Big Hoo disconnects.
4:16 P.M.
Everyone has finally stopped laughing, and Rin is deciding on who will win the prize of extra food. The cast wait patiently for the decision. Rin clears her throat, "*AHEM* Rin thinks the winner is...Miroku, for his cute wittle bunny shadow!" Miroku hops up on the stage and takes a bow, "I would like to thank my mom, and the lamp that provided the light for my show, without them I could never have won this contest..." He continues his speech for a few more minutes until Kouga gets fed up with it. The wolf slams his arms on the edge of the table causing it to flip up and throw Miroku across the room. Sango laughs, "I didn't know monks could fly!" Miroku is knocked out after hitting the wall. Kikyou claps and Kouga hops onto the table and takes a bow, imitating Miroku. Sango gives him a cold glare, "Don't push your luck wolf or you just might learn that wolves can fly too!" Kouga jumps off the stage immediately and sits down on the floor. Sango smirks, "Good boy!" Rin announces that she has to go and recieves a hug from everyone. Miroku's supply of food is brought to his room and left by his bed.
Sesshoumaru scuttles into the kitchen to make some dinner, chilidogs. Naraku is cleaning up the stage, untouched snacks, and lemonade. Kagome, is singing loudly in the shower. Sango and Kouga are playing dice, Kouga gets up and quits the game because, "The dice don't like me!" Shippou is sleeping on a shelf, InuYasha is still on the couch, and Miroku is left on the floor where he landed.
4:34 P.M.
Sesshoumaru comes out with a plate full of chilidogs, "DINNER TIME!" The cast, including Miroku, who has woken up, hurry into the dining room and take their seats. Kouga sniffs at the chilidogs, "I'm not eating this! I don't eat anything to do with dogs!" Sesshoumaru gives the wolf a cold glare, "Fine, don't eat! See if I care! This is the only food you'll get tonight, so eat it or go hungry." The others eat their chilidogs happily while Kouga stares at his. Miroku snatches Kouga's food and eats it, "Mmmm good! I love chilidogs! They're my favorite!" The monk grins as Kouga storms out of the dining room mumbling, "Stupid thief, I was gonna eat that later." The crew finish their dinner, other than Miroku who is still stuffing his face with chilidogs, and go out into the living room to find InuYasha is up and glaring at a wolf youkai, who is on the floor laughing. The hanyou is seriously pissed, "What the hell is so damn funny wolf?! Why are you laughing?!" Kouga is trying to catch his breath, but failing miserably. Miroku comes out after eating several chilidogs and sees InuYasha and falls on the ground laughing. InuYasha looks around at the crew, who haven't ceased to laugh, even Kikyou is rolling with laughter. InuYasha runs his hands over his hair to see if maybe his hair is a mess but finds that it isn't. He growls furiously and jumps up, races to the bathroom and a howl that can only be described as pure hatred is heard from the bathroom. Sesshoumaru and Naraku hold their sides as they giggle harder, they run to the kitchen to avoid the angered hanyou as long as possible. He storms out, "Who the hell did this!? I can't believe you would let them do this to me!! I HATE YOU ALL!" He storms off and slams the bathroom door. The crew laugh more, everyone of them in tears and gasping for breath. InuYasha scrubs his face with a wash towel, only succeeding in smearing the make-up across his face and into his eyes, "Owwww!" He splashes water on his face which causes the make-up to run, "Why won't it come off?!" He scrubs using a nail brush, which works better than anything else but leaves his face pink and red from the rough bristles. He comes out and walks to his room, where he sulks in his closet and no one sees him for the rest of the night.
5:43 P.M.
The cast are lounging on the couch, about every fifteen minutes Miroku goes and gets another cold chilidog. Kouga is in the corner, where he yells at his stomach for growling. Sango is eating some candy that Miroku gave her from his extra supply of food. Kagome is watching some fashion show, Naraku and Sesshoumaru keep laughing and telling the T.V. how their ideas really suck. Fred is on the ceiling fan, stalking Miroku and watching Sango. Shippou is on a book shelf attempting to knock Fred down by throwing books, which he fails and the books only fall on the ground or barely miss hitting other members of the cast. Big Hoo suddenly talks, "'Ello! How's everyone? Don't answer that, I don't care. I only came to remind you that everyone, 'cept the monk, still has compliments to give out! Haaaaaave fun! Toodle doo!" Several cast members roll their eyes and decide to avoid punishment and just get the compliments over with. InuYasha, who is still in the closet with a sore face, tells the wall how nice it is and thanks it for allowing him shelter, then drifts off to sleep. Sango mumbles something about Miroku's hair and and eyes but Miroku doesn't hear her. Kagome tells Sesshoumaru that you can't notice the pimple or his greasy hair, and tells him his cooking has improved and mumbles about how it hasn't moved in two days. Sesshoumaru's eyes tear up and he is quickly comforted with a flood of compliments from Naraku, which he returns very willingly. Jaken is outside complimenting and thanking his cigarettes. Kikyou compliments a mirror because she doesn't know where InuYasha is. Shippou tells Kagome that she's really nice and he likes sleeping with her. Miroku chuckles, "Thatta boy!" Kagome glares at him very very coldly, "He's a kid for Christ's sake! He doesn't know the meaning of that phrase!" Shippou tilts his head sideways, "Kagome, what phrase?" Kagome pats him on the head, "Nothing. Just forget we said anything!" Shippou shrugs and goes off down the hall to his room to retrieve some candy. Kouga is in the corner complimenting a lamp as Fred glares menacingly at the lamp.
6:45 P.M.
The cast go outside to play a game, "Keep Away". Kagome runs and grabs Jaken's cigarettes from him. He growls, "Give those back, wench!" He swipes his grubby little paws at the box but Kagome is much taller and holds the cigarette box away from him. He bites her leg and she almost drops the box, but not before tossing it to Sango. Jaken hisses and waddles to Sango, "Gimme those! Now!" She laughs and tosses the box to Shippou. Shippou squeaks, "Eeep!" Jaken tackles the little fox, the box goes rolling over by a tree, where Miroku grabs it up. Jaken growls angrily, "Stop! Give my cigs back! Damn you all!" Miroku chuckles and tosses the box to no one and they land on the ground. Jaken waddles quickly to grab them, but he is too slow and a whirlwind races by and the box is gone, the whirlwind stops and Kouga is standing there waving a little box in the air, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!" He laughs and Jaken runs at him, "Please wolf! Give them back to me!!!!!" Kouga considers it and goes to hand the box to Jaken. The toad sighs with relief and goes to grab his cigarettes, but only grabs air as Kouga pulls the box away and throws it to Kikyou, it goes through Kikyou and falls in the pool. Jaken twitches, "You...I....Why....GAAAAAAAAH!!!! Why me?!?!" He storms off to sulk in the sideyard by the trashcans. Everyone enjoys a good laugh, no one feels even the slightest bit guilty as they slowly walk back inside and call it a night.
8:00 P.M.
The crew slowly wander to their rooms, other than Sango. Sango has turned on the boom box and is listening to Evanescence. Miroku comes down the hall and hops on the table and starts dancing, Sango rolls her eyes and watches him, pretending to be mad but she can't hold back her giggles. Miroku attempts to sing along but stutters and fumbles with the words, causing Sango to giggle more. He chuckles and stops, looking at Sango with a sweet smile on his face, he hops down and sits next to her. She smiles sweetly at him and he leans close to her. She waits for the his hand on her leg or chest so she can slap him and stop him from leaning closer. He is right infront of her face and closing his eyes and a fuzzy, green lump hops on Sango's head. She screeches and jumps up, "GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!" Miroku looks hurt and then sees the meatball on her head and swats it off, "What is your problem?!" He yells at the hissing wad of meat. It gurgles and rolls off to find Kouga, Sango quickly trots off to take a shower muttering, "Ewwww ew ew!! Grooooss!" Miroku shakes his head and mumbles bad words under his breath about evil meatballs. He goes to his room and kicks Shippou out so he can sulk and stare at his Sango pictures. Shippou squeaks and goes to the living room, where he uses the T.V. as a bed.
9:00 P.M.
Jaken has been attempting to fish his cigarettes out of the pool for about an hour now. The reason he hasn't just jumed in the pool is because it's freezing cold. He finally manages to scoop out a water logged box and there are few remaining cigarettes which Jaken sets down to dry. The cast is sleeping quietly, other than Fred who is gurgling loudly in his slumber and Sesshoumaru who is waiting til morning(12:01) to take a shower.
11:34 P.M.
InuYasha is asleep in the closet using a pair of shoes as a pillow and hugging a stuffed pink bunny. Miroku is fidgeting in his bed having happy dreams about Sango that keep getting interupted by devilish meatballs. Sango is lying awake staring at the ceiling thinking about almost kissing Miroku. Kagome is sound asleep, snoring quietly. Shippou is sleeping on the T.V. Naraku is sleeping with an avacado cream on his face and cucumbers on his eyes. Sesshoumaru is constantly checking the clock, waiting until 12:01. Jaken is asleep, hugging his precious cigarettes. Kouga is sleeping in his pile of blankets, hugging Fred. Kikyou is sitting on a tree branch, her legs dangling down.
12:01 A.M.
Sesshoumaru is in the shower, washing his beautiful hair and singing to Ricky Martin.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. Disclaimer: We own nothing! Nothing at all! Okay? So stop pestering us! Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!