Big Hoobamawatzit
Thursday
7:24 A.M.
The cast is woken by the scent of eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, and pancakes. Sesshoumaru, being in a good mood after a nice shower, woke up early and made everyone a nice breakfast. The crew scramble into the kitchen and take their seats. Sesshoumaru sets several trays of a varity of foods on the table then passes out plates and silver ware. Sango immediately grabs several pieces of sausage, "Yay! I love sausage!!" Miroku smirks and mumbles something but no one hears him. Sango grabs a few other items of food and starts stuffing her face. The other members cover their plates in food then begin eating. InuYasha is the first to finish, and quickly gets seconds. Sango finishes and grabs more sausage. Shippou is getting all sticky in syrup and Kagome is trying to wipe it off with a napkin. Sesshoumaru is watching happily, glad they like his food. Kouga is wearing a pancake as a hat, has put two Sunny-side-up eggs on his eyes and has bacon in his mouth like fangs. He runs around the table making grunting noises and trying to scare everyone. Miroku sticks his foot out and trips Kouga, the food that Kouga had as a costume falls on the floor and the wolf eats it off the ground. Everyone is happily eating and having a pleasant conversation about The Hunting Techniques of Felines. Kouga is still on the floor, feeding Fred some sausage, "Look everyone! He's a cannibal! Ahaha!"
8:15 A.M.
The cast has wandered out to the living room, everyone still wearing their PJs. Kagome takes Shippou in the bathroom for a bath. InuYasha turns on the T.V. and puts on a boxing match. He sits right in front of the T.V. and watches closely. Sango rolls her eyes, "InuYasha, we can't see, and it's not good for your eyes to sit that close to the television." InuYasha turns around, "My eyes are fine, Feh!" He ignores her request and continues watching T.V. Kouga has let Fred wander freely around the house, because the wolf wants to go back to sleep. Miroku is watching Fred wearily as the hissing meatball makes its way through the living room. Miroku gets an idea, "Let's go swimming!" The crew look at him and a few mutter about how cold it would be and Miroku tells them the pool is heated, the crew(other than Kikyou and Jaken) scurry off to get changed.
8:30 A.M.
Kouga is the first out, wearing dark blue swim trunks. Kagome comes out next and sets her towel on a bench, she's wearing a one-piece light green bathig suit. Kouga tries not to stare as he hesitates to get in the water. Kagome steps in slowly and swims around, "Kouga come in! The water is great!" Kouga smiles and steps in further and he stays in the shallow end, InuYasha walks out in red swim trunks and Cannonballs in, splashing the hesitant wolf. Shippou scurries out wearing green swim trunks and two bright orange floating devices on his arms. Sesshoumaru and Naraku scurry outside with towels on. They set their towels on a bench, they're wearing matching swim suits- sparkly, hot pink bikinis. Kagome and InuYasha shudder, and Kouga stares in shock. Sesshoumaru and Naraku giggle and make their way over to the large pool and sit with their feet in the water. Sango comes out, a nervous look on her face and wrapped in a towel. She glances around and sighs with relief because she doesn't see Miroku, she sets her towel on a bench, she's wearing a light blue bikini that reveals a generous amount of skin. Kagome mumbles something about her wanting Miroku's attention and dives under the water. Sango quickly dives in, knowing Miroku will be out soon. Miroku walks out with a towel around his waist. The crew look at him and wonder why he has the towel on. He opens the towel to reveal a speedo. The crews eyes go wide and they burst into laughter. Miroku walks over and cannonballs in. He comes back up, his face strangely red. Kouga points and laughs, "The monk's speedo came off!" Everyone looks at the little swimsuit floating on the water and they start laughing again. Miroku quickly grabs his swim suit and hops out of the pool and runs to grab his towel. Sango is the only cast member that hasn't stopped laughing. Miroku runs inside with his towel wrapped around him and a very red face. Kagome grabs a beach ball, Kouga and InuYasha set up a volleyball net and the crew split in teams to play Volleyball. Miroku comes back out wearing a normal pair of swim trunks and joins the game. The teams are Kouga, Sesshoumaru, Naraku and Shippou against Miroku, Sango, InuYasha and Kagome. After about ten minutes the game is over and Kouga has a fit, "It's not fair! Sesshoumaru and Naraku are pansies and can't play, they're afraid of the damn ball!! Shippou is too little to hit the ball! I was the only one who could play! That game wasn't fair at all!" He leaves the pool. The crew bring in a few floating devices and water toys and have fun for a while. Sesshoumaru and Naraku get out of the pool from the excessive splashing and lay on the lawn to get a tan, despite the fact it's about 9 o'clock, cloudy and there's no sun...
10:00 A.M.
The cast have wandered to their rooms and they're changing to normal clothes. Loud banging and yelling is heard from InuYasha's room. Miroku and Kagome walk over and see the dog pounding his head against the wall. Kagome runs over and taps his shoulder, "InuYasha! What's the matter?" Miroku lifts an eyebrow at him. InuYasha growls and points to his bed, it is neatly made with light pink bed sheets, a comforter with pale flowers on it, fuzzy stuffed toys are placed neatly at the top of the bed, and Ricky Martin pictures are hung on the wall, even Kouga's messy pile of blankets and pillows in the corner had been folded up and stacked neatly. Sesshoumaru and Naraku had come in from "tanning" early and done this. Miroku tries so hard not to laugh, but can't help it and bursts out laughing, he recieves a nasty glare from InuYasha. Miroku runs to his room laughing. InuYasha storms down the hall to Sesshoumaru and Naraku's room, where Ricky Martin plays loudly inside. InuYasha knocks softly on the door. Sesshoumaru opens it quickly, thinking it's one of the girls, "Hello Darli- ..." He stops when he sees the look on InuYasha face and squeals in fright. InuYasha lunges at him, "YOU F*CKING PANSY! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY BED!" InuYasha wraps his sharp claws around Sesshoumaru's recently lotioned neck and squeezes tight. Naraku throws his hands in the air and screeches, "Stop that! Please stop! Oh dear Oh dear!" Naraku looks around frantically and throws the closest thing he can find -some facial powder- in InuYasha's eyes. InuYasha howls and falls back with his hands over his eyes. "GYYYAAAHH!!! WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT???!!!!!" His eyes begin to tear as Sesshoumaru scrambles to Naraku for safety. InuYasha runs out of the room screaming. He runs to the bathroom and pounds on the door, "I NEED IN NOW! MY EYES! THEY'RE BUUUURRRRRRNNNINGGG!!!" InuYasha hears a squeak and some rustling of paper. Shippou scrambles out and is holding some unidentified paper object in his hand. Shippou races to bathroom 2b. InuYasha dives to the sink and sticks his head under a running faucet. "IT BURRRRRNS! OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!! IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!"
10: 30 A.M.
Sango and Kouga are sitting in front of the TV playing a fighting game, Kouga is struggling to figure out how to use all the buttons on the controller and is losing horribly to Sango, who is laughing maniacally as she defeats the wolf one round after the other. InuYasha is sitting on the couch with a pack of ice on his swollen, red eyes. Kagome is sitting by him asking every five minutes if it feels better. InuYasha is gurgling, grumbling and whining about how much it hurts. Big Hoo has decided to call a doctor to examine his eyes. Kikyou raises an eyebrow, "If that doctor gives him a physical I'll take them to Hell!" She growls at Big Hoo. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are in "La-La-Land" as they braid each other's hair in their room. InuYasha's lap has become wet from the dripping of the ice and Shippou giggles, "Look! InuYasha peed his pants!" Shippou snickers and is whacked on the back of his little head by Kagome. Shippou glances around, spots Miroku, and -for some unknown reason- runs to his room...and locks the door? Miroku asks InuYasha to move the ice so he can see how bad it is. InuYasha shakes his head, "The doctor can do it! Leave me alone!" There's a knock on the door and Kagome runs and answers it. A middle-aged nurse with two pink loops of hair and a small emergency kit is standing there. Kagome smiles, "Hello!" The nurse smiles politely back, "Hi! I'm Nurse Joy, is this the Big Hoo house?" Kagome nods and quickly brings her to where InuYasha is on the couch. Nurse Joy takes one look at the demon and clucks her tongue, "What happened?" Sango explains it all to the nurse quickly without looking away from the game, suddenly she jumps up and dances around "Thats 100 losses and 0 wins for you Kouga! I am the master!! Bow down to the almighty Sango-sama!" Miroku bows to her while Kouga gives the game a cold stare and proceeds to gnaw the TV's remote control. Nurse Joy looks nervously at Sango and the wolf, then turns her attention back to the hanyou, "Okay, InuYasha is it? Come with me, I'll take a look at your eyes and see what I can do." She walks down the hall and into InuYasha's room, the dog follows but bumps into a wall along the way. Kagome sits down on the couch and tries to comfort Kouga, who is now pouting after his horrible losing streak, and complaining about getting a piece of plastic stuck in his mouth from the remote. Sango is still playing the game, destroying her new victim, Miroku.
11:37 A.M.
Nurse Joy and InuYasha have been in the bedroom for a long time now, Kagome is getting worried that something is wrong with InuYasha. Miroku has been defeated by Sango and is now talking with Kouga, both trying to figure out a way to beat Sango. No one else is willing to play the game with Sango so she has now started the one player mode, growling at the computer-players every few minutes and making the rest of the cast nervous. A few minutes later Nurse Joy emerges with InuYasha, his eyes looking perfectly normal. Kagome gets up and hurries over to the hanyou, "You're okay! That's great!" Nurse Joy smiles, "I only needed to wash the powder out. It took about two minutes." Kagome blinks in confusion, "Then why were you in there for nearly an hour?" InuYasha blushes and hurries over to the couch and pretends to be interested in the video game. Nurse Joy chuckles softly, "Well, you see he had a few questions about his conplimcated love life. I may be a nurse, but I'm also a therapist too." The cheery nurse waves goodbye and leaves the house while Kagome stands there staring at the wall. The house is fairly quiet, the only noises heard are Sango's growls, and Miroku and Kouga's conversation.
12:14 P.M.
Sesshoumaru pokes his head out of his room, looking around cautiously for his brother. Naraku whispers behind him, "Is he out there, Sesshy-pumpkin pie?" Sesshoumaru shakes his head and the two quickly tiptoe down the hall and into the kitchen to prepare lunch. Sango is still playing the game, completely entranced, oblivious to the world. InuYasha is playing checkers with Kagome in the doorless room. Miroku is lounging on the couch, frowning each time his stomach growls. Kouga is sitting in a corner talking to Fred about Squirrels, Hamsters, and Lizards. Shippou is still locked in bathroom 2b, doing Lord knows what. Kikyou has put a poster of Kagome on the wall and is throwing darts, daggers, sporks, spoons, and paperclips at the picture. Jaken is swimming laps in the pool, reminiscing about his days as a tadpole.
12:48 P.M.
Sesshoumaru hollers to the crew, "Luuuuuuuuuunnnnnnch tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmme! Come and get iiiiiiit!" The crew scramble into the kitchen and take their seats, excluding Sango, Shippou and Jaken. Sesshoumaru sets a tray on the table, the tray includes the following: Tortillas, taco shells, spanish rice, hamburger meat, refried beans, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, salsa, and cheese. Kouga's eyes light up, "Tacos!! Yay!" Kouga quickly grabs a plate and makes an oversized taco and runs to a corner of the kitchen. Kouga takes a bite of his taco and all the insides of the taco fall on his plate, he shrugs and eats it off. The rest of the crew take a tortilla and fill it with their choice of food and enjoy their meal. Kouga feeds Fred some meat, "Hehe, my little cannibal!" Sesshoumaru frowns, "Someone is missing..." Miroku swallows his food, "SANGO!" Miroku looks around frantically, "SANGOOOOO!?" Sango pauses her game and yells, "What you want?! I'm busy!" Miroku yells back, "Food is ready!" Sango shrugs and un-pauses her game, "I'm skipping lunch!" Seshoumaru giggles, "We all know she can stand to miss a meal!" Sango hears him, bursts into tears, drops her controller, runs to her room, slams the door, locks it, and cries on her bed. Miroku twitches and looks at Sesshoumaru with pure hatred, "....What did you say, Pansy boy?" Sesshoumaru looks at him, "I simply said she's fat." The rest of the cast move several feet away from the angered monk. Miroku huffs, puffs and stands up quickly, knocking the table over. He walks over to Sesshoumaru, "You....You....You f*cking pansy!" Miroku swings and punches Sesshoumaru in the face, Sesshoumaru falls to the ground. Miroku jumps on Sesshoumaru and starts beating the living Hell out of him. The crew is stunned and wide eyed, not used to seeing the mild mannered monk lose his temper. InuYasha is the first to snap back to his senses, and because he's still mad at Sesshoumaru he joins in the with Miroku and helps with the beating of Sesshoumaru. Naraku is squealing and hitting Miroku with a broom, "Get off of my Sesshy!! Eeeee! Stop! Stop it now!" Sesshoumaru is crying and trying to shield his face from the ruthless punches. Naraku turns the broom around and beats InuYasha with the wooden end, finally managing to stop the angry hanyou. Kagome is standing in total shock. Kouga, wanting to join in the fun and remembering when Sesshoumaru and Naraku forced him to sleep outside, tackles Naraku into the refrigerator. Kouga shoves Naraku on the ground and grabs a chair, he raises it above himself and breaks it over Naraku's head. Kagome finally comes to her senses and pulls Miroku off of the bruised, crying, and bloody Sesshoumaru. She stomps over to Kouga and slaps him across the face, "STOP!" Everyone freezes, then quickly Naraku and Sesshoumaru run to their room in tears. Miroku rubs his knuckles and goes to Sango's bedroom door and knocks on it. Sango, surprisingly, lets him in and, even more surprisingly, she closes and locks the door. InuYasha helps Kagome clean up the mess -the over turned table, the splinters from the chair and Sesshoumaru's blood. Kouga runs off outside to chat with Fred and Jaken. Kikyou is floating around and writing in her notebook about more ways too die. Shippou has come out of the bathroom and wanders into the kitchen, "What...happened?" Kagome explains and Shippou growls, "I can't believe I missed that!" Kagome looks at him suspiciously, "Where...exactly were you...?" Shippou blushes and looks at the ground, "I...er...I wasn't doing anything! Stop accusing me! Jeez!" He runs off to his room. Kagome blinks, "What the...?" InuYasha raises an eyebrow, "That little twirp is up to something..." Kagome nods in agreement, "No doubt about that..." They shrug and finish cleaning the kitchen, then go to the living room to watch "Powerpuff Girls".
1:27 P.M.
The house is completely silent until a loud scream comes from the bathroom, "GET OUT! GET OUT YOU DAMN PERVERT!!!!" Miroku runs out of the bathroom covering his head, "It was an accident! I didn't mean to do that! Sorry sorry!!" Sango comes out in a towel, holding a bottle of shampoo, "YOU ARE SO DEAD MONK! I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!!!" She hurries back into the bathroom and slams the door shut. Miroku peeks out from his hiding spot behind Kouga, who is in shock from seeing Sango in nothing but a towel. Kouga comes to his senses and turns to Miroku, "Haha! She's gonna kill you! I can't wait to see that!" Miroku frowns and walks away, followed closely by a wolf taunting him. Big Hoo speaks suddenly, startling everyone, "Hey everybody! Don't you forget your daily compliments! And remember that later today is confession cam and eviction voting!" Kouga yells in the direction of Big Hoo's voice, "What's confession cam? And eviction voting?" The rest of the cast nod in agreement. A loud sigh can be heard from Big Hoo, "Confession cam is when you go and talk to a camera and confess how you feel about living here. Eviction voting is when you vote for the two people you want to leave most! The first one you vote for gets two points, the second gets one. I add up the votes and then we have our evictee! It's that easy." Kouga simply says, "Oh." The wolf is completely confused, there were far too many big words in Big Hoo's explaination. Big Hoo seems to have read Kouga's mind and sighs, "Plain and simple: You talk about being here and you get to pick who gets to go Bye-Bye!" The wolf nods, "Got it." Miroku all the while is snickering, "Someone needs to go to school." Kouga shoots the monk a deadly look and walks off to his room. Everyone else heads off to do whatever it is they do. Miroku yells to the bathroom door two inappropriate compliments about how nice Sango's body is, the door opens to his surprise and he walks up eagerly. Sango steps out and to his dismay she is armed with a plunger. The monk turns and flees to his room. Sango laughs coldly and wanders into the living room to play more video games.
3:21 P.M.
Sango is biting her tongue as she plays the last level of her game, growling furiously. InuYasha is digging large holes in the backyard for absolutely no reason. Kagome is reading a romance novel in her room, sighing wistfully. Miroku is wandering around the house avoiding both Sango and Fred, who is under the couch attacking dust bunnies. Kikyou is in the dining room sitting in the chandelier, laughing coldly as Naraku pokes at her with a broom, trying to knock her off. Sesshoumaru is outside nancing around like an elf and picking flowers while Jaken watches in disgust. Shippou has yet again locked himself in the bathroom, where rustling paper can be heard. Kouga has attempted to read the books on the bookshelf, but gave up and threw them into the fireplace and is now using the open shelf as a bed. Big Hoo hesitates, considering if it is wise to break such wonderful, rare and precious silence, he takes a deep breath and begins to speak, "Okay everyone time for confession cam!" Kouga is startled awake and jumps up, breaking the shelf above him, he holds his head and curses, "GOD DAMMIT! YOU MOTHER F*CKING SHELF!" The shelf he is sitting on breaks under his weight and he crashes to the floor, "SON OF A F*CKING B*TCH!" Sango laughs at the angered wolf and turns off the game console, "You shouldn't have slept on the bookcase, it's for books only, not full grown wolf youkai." Kouga ignores her as he hears yelling from the dining room, both him and Sango walk to the dining room and peer inside. Kikyou is sitting on Naraku, who is screaming bloody murder. Sango raises an eyebrow, "What happened?" Naraku sniffles, "Big Hoo surprised the Little Miss Dead Priestess here and she fell off the chandelier onto poor beautiful meeee!" Kouga snickers, "Perfect aim Kikyou! But I would get off him before you crush him with your fat ass." Kikyou pulls out a sharpened butter knife, "Do you really want to get hit by this knife little wolf boy?" Kouga yelps and runs out of the room while Kikyou laughs and gets off Naraku, who sighs with relief and hurries to find Sesshoumaru. Big Hoo waits impatiently as the cast take their sweet time gathering in the living room. Everyone stays away from InuYasha, who while digging ended up breaking a sewage pipe with his claws. The three other canine demons -Shippou, Kouga, and Sesshoumaru-have their sensitive noses covered with pillows and look as if they are about to be sick. InuYasha is ordered to stay outside. Big Hoo clears his throat dramatically, "Now it is time for confession cam everyone! Talk a little about how you like staying here. Then give me your votes for who you want evicted. First up is Sango." Sango stands up and walks into a room that no one has seen before.
Confession Cam 4:00 P.M.
Sango- Well it's fun living here, I enjoy it. Except for the constant groping by the monk, and that sinister meatball of Kouga's. But getting to eat sausage for breakfast made up for all the bad parts.*grins happily* I just love sausage! It's so great! *rants about sausage for nearly half and hour until Big Hoo orders her to vote* Oh, ummm my first vote would have to be Jaken, he went and ruined that Bob-plant-thingy. I'm not saying I liked the plant, but it did keep Kouga quiet for hours, and after the plant's "death" *does the little finger quotations* that wolf wouldn't stop whining, I was about ready to yank out both my hair and his. Who knew wolves were master whiners? Uh, my second vote will have to be for Kikyou, she gives me the creeps, always floating around, appearing in rooms suddenly and constantly listing ways to die. It's very disturbing! Well, I guess thats it! *gets up and leaves, Miroku enters next*
Miroku- Oh I like it here alot, especially after I learned that bathroom 2a has a lock that is easily picked if you... *trails off as he explains how to pick the bathroom lock with very detailed explainations* Seeing Sango in the shower, now that made my day. *sighs wistfully* I hope she takes another shower today *a rock suddenly flies in and hits Miroku over the head, a note is taped to the large rock that reads "Damn Pervert!"* Eh heh heh, I didn't know she had such good hearing...... * an alarm clock comes in again with another note taped to it, Miroku ducks and grabs the note, it reads "I don't have good hearing, I'm using the wolf as my spy! Muahahaha!" Miroku blinks* Interesting, how did she bribe Kouga into being her spy.... I wonder? *a rubber duckie comes in with a note "I promised to teach him how to play the video game if he was my spy!"* Oh that makes sense I guess. Well, I probably should vote now huh? Okay, my first vote is for Jaken, he tried to smoke some roses that I planned on giving to Sango. My second vote is for Kouga I guess, he's pet meatball is possessed! If the wolf leaves so does the wad of meat! I will finally be able to sleep soundly and dream of Sango *Miroku ducks on instinct and is missed by a large dictionary* Phew, that was close. *gets hit by a brick, leaving a note behind, "Haha didja think I'd miss?"* Uhhh, I think I should leave now, before I say anything else to piss off Sango *hurries out of the room and Kouga comes in, looking around in confusion*
Kouga- Heh this place is great! There is so much to explore! Didja know that the air ducts lead from my room all the way to the kitchen and anywhere else in the house too?! You can get a snack without that freak Sesshoumaru finding out! *scratches his head* What else was I supposed to talk about? *Big Hoo explains yet again about voting* Oh yea! I remember now! I vote for Jaken! He killed Bob! And and and he insulted poor Fred, he called him, and I quote- "A worthless wad of rotten meat thats only good for taking up space in the trash can"!! *is raging mad now* I also vote for Kikyou, she keeps trying to throw that knife at me, I had alot of trouble trying to avoid her, and thats how I found out about the air ducts! Speaking of those air ducts.....I'm gonna go explore them some more I think I might of found a way outta here......*quickly leaves, Sesshoumaru skips in next*
Sesshoumaru-You know this house really needs more pink! And more sparkles and fluffly things! *InuYasha, Miroku, and Kouga can be heard gagging at this idea* Hmph! *frowns in a dignified way* Those boys have NO fashion sense! InuYasha doesn't look good in red at all! The monk is clashing colors with the black and purple kimono. And the wolf does not look good in a skirt, or earth-toned colors. InuYasha looks best in a navy blue, Miroku is sooooo best in red, and Kouga is most definetely best in dark green. And the girls! They have worse fashion sense then the boys! *continues talking about fashion until told by Big Hoo to "SHUT THE F*CK UP!" which leaves Sesshoumaru in shock while the boys cheer for outside the room* B-b-b-but.....*the dog youkai's lower lip trembles then he sulks like a 5 year old* Fine then! I'll just vote then leave! I vote for Kagome, stupid girl is so horrible with clothing choices! Short skirts don't fit her! I keep telling her that it's very inappropriate to where short skirts in a house with three teenage boys! I said it makes her look slutty and she acted like I slapped her or something. And also I vote for Jaken, he knows that smoking ruins your looks, I warned him that he would start to look really disgusting but he still does it anyways! Well, I'm done! Ciao! *skips out and huggles Naraku as he comes in*
Naraku- Oooooooooooooh! I love staying here! This place is just beautiful! But the poor house is being destroyed by that young wolf demon! He was playing tag with the fox kid, and Sango the other day and crashed into a wall, the poor wall has cracks in it now! He also was mad at the monk the other day, I think it was an arguement about hamster and lizards but I'm not sure, but anyways he started to take is rage out on the dining room table! It now has huge claw marks, dents and bite marks all over it! Plus, remember how many times he ruined dear Sesshy-poo's kitchen?! I was afraid my lovely dog demon was going to have a heart attack, and at such a young age too! So, I think I will vote for Kouga! And my second vote has got to be the toad. He always smokes by the kitchen window, that stuff makes the food taste bad! *Big Hoo makes a coughing noise that sounds remarkably like "Sesshoumaru just sucks at cooking." Naraku doesn't seem to notice what Big Hoo coughed* So, am I done now? Can I go? *he nances out of the room and nearly trips InuYasha on his way in*
InuYasha-Err, ummmm, I guess this place is okay, but I would prefer it if it was a forest or something. Umm, my votes are Jaken, that thing smells and it hurts my nose, plus the night he burnt that plant of Kouga's I felt weird and dizzy, and I had a weird craving for chips and cookies and stuff. I also vote for *blushes* Kagome.......she has been really weird lately, always yelling at me and also she is really mean to Kikyou! She didn't do anything! Kagome just can't understand Kikyou's hobbies! *becomes mad and runs out of the room, Kikyou floats in looking angry*
Kikyou- BIG HOO! What did you do to make my InuYasha angry?! *Big Hoo blames Kagome and Kikyou seems pleased* She shall pay for that. Okay, I guess I have to do this before I go and torture that imposter. I don't mind it here. The walls are thin so it is very easy to float through the walls and watch InuYasha as he sleeps. *smiles happily, Big Hoo becomes nervous because Kikyou normally doesn't smile* Now I shall vote. I vote for Kagome! I have my reasons. I also vote for the wolf, he nearly scared the death out of me when he jumped out in front of and tried to imitate the wolf from Lil' Red Riding Hood by yelling, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!" *Kouga yells from the other room "HEY! I'M the big bad wolf! Stop imitating me!"* I do like the meatball though, it has potential. I was watching it stalk the lecher yesterday, it is rather skilled. Did Kouga teach him that? If so I am rather surprised a wolf so young knows anything about stalking and attacking people. Well, I'm all done now right? *she floats out off the room and gives Kagome a cold stare as she enters*
Kagome- Well, hello! I enjoy it here a whole lot! It's very fun! But, I think anything caffiene should be banned! *Kouga, Shippou, and InuYasha all yell in unison "WHAT?! BAN THE CAFFIENE?!"* Well, you see once Kouga discovered wear I kept the coffee beans in my backpack, he ate the whole can and was pratically bouncing off the walls all day! *sighs* Also, I've seen Shippou and InuYasha after they drink coffee *shudders* It's not a pretty sight at all. *Big hoo sighs impatiently* Oh, right! The voting! I vote first for Jaken, it was really rude of him to go and kill Bob like that, it really upset Kouga. My second vote is for Sesshoumaru, he keeps telling me to find clothes that fit my style. It's truely annoying! Plus, he called me a slut! *huffs and puffs, then smiles* Well, thanks for letting me talk! *gets up and bows, then walks out, tiny little Shippou bounces into the room*
Shippou- HI HI! *bounces around* I like it here! It's super fun! *smiles cutely and hops about on his tail* I'm gonna vote for Jaken, he isn't very nice. I also wanna vote for Sesshoumaru, he thought I was some clothes accessory yesterday and tried to dye my tail white to match his boa! Whee! I'm all done now! *scurries out like a cute little squirrel, Jaken waddles in with a cigarette in hand*
Jaken- Heh this place is okay, it could use some more cigarettes and beer though. *takes a hit of his cigarette* I vote for Shippou, annoying little bugger. And also Lord Sesshoumaru, he keeps complaining about my smoking. *walks out*
6:48 P.M.
Big Hoo finally talks after alot of laughing, "Okay, everyone very good job! I shall have the eviction results tomorrow! Now go to bed! It's been a long day! Good night!" Everyone mumbles their two compliments quickly and hurry off to bed, everyone except Kikyou and Jaken of course.
11:24 P.M.
Big Hoo is in a cheery mood because it is quiet. Kagome is sleeping soundly in her bed. Sango is hugging her picture of Miroku and snoring softly. Miroku is sleeping with a picture of Sango in his hand. InuYasha is sleeping half on his bed. Naraku is cuddling one of Sesshoumaru's boas. Sesshoumaru is sleeping like sleeping beauty. Kouga has fallen asleep in an air duct on one of his explorations. Shippou is curled into a tight little ball of fluff on his bed. Kikyou and Jaken are outside as always talking about who they voted for earlier today.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. If you have any suggestions feel free to email me at VampSango@aol.com Also, we would like you to send in questions for the cast! We will be having a day they will answer your questions in the story! And if you have any questions for me send them in! On weekends we do interviews! Plus, send in who you think should be evicted next week!
Disclaimer: We dont own anything! No InuYasha characters, we don't own any of Sesshoumaru's boas or Naraku's make up, or even the dust bunnies under the couch! We're poor mofos who can't afford anything! Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!
Thursday
7:24 A.M.
The cast is woken by the scent of eggs, bacon, ham, sausage, and pancakes. Sesshoumaru, being in a good mood after a nice shower, woke up early and made everyone a nice breakfast. The crew scramble into the kitchen and take their seats. Sesshoumaru sets several trays of a varity of foods on the table then passes out plates and silver ware. Sango immediately grabs several pieces of sausage, "Yay! I love sausage!!" Miroku smirks and mumbles something but no one hears him. Sango grabs a few other items of food and starts stuffing her face. The other members cover their plates in food then begin eating. InuYasha is the first to finish, and quickly gets seconds. Sango finishes and grabs more sausage. Shippou is getting all sticky in syrup and Kagome is trying to wipe it off with a napkin. Sesshoumaru is watching happily, glad they like his food. Kouga is wearing a pancake as a hat, has put two Sunny-side-up eggs on his eyes and has bacon in his mouth like fangs. He runs around the table making grunting noises and trying to scare everyone. Miroku sticks his foot out and trips Kouga, the food that Kouga had as a costume falls on the floor and the wolf eats it off the ground. Everyone is happily eating and having a pleasant conversation about The Hunting Techniques of Felines. Kouga is still on the floor, feeding Fred some sausage, "Look everyone! He's a cannibal! Ahaha!"
8:15 A.M.
The cast has wandered out to the living room, everyone still wearing their PJs. Kagome takes Shippou in the bathroom for a bath. InuYasha turns on the T.V. and puts on a boxing match. He sits right in front of the T.V. and watches closely. Sango rolls her eyes, "InuYasha, we can't see, and it's not good for your eyes to sit that close to the television." InuYasha turns around, "My eyes are fine, Feh!" He ignores her request and continues watching T.V. Kouga has let Fred wander freely around the house, because the wolf wants to go back to sleep. Miroku is watching Fred wearily as the hissing meatball makes its way through the living room. Miroku gets an idea, "Let's go swimming!" The crew look at him and a few mutter about how cold it would be and Miroku tells them the pool is heated, the crew(other than Kikyou and Jaken) scurry off to get changed.
8:30 A.M.
Kouga is the first out, wearing dark blue swim trunks. Kagome comes out next and sets her towel on a bench, she's wearing a one-piece light green bathig suit. Kouga tries not to stare as he hesitates to get in the water. Kagome steps in slowly and swims around, "Kouga come in! The water is great!" Kouga smiles and steps in further and he stays in the shallow end, InuYasha walks out in red swim trunks and Cannonballs in, splashing the hesitant wolf. Shippou scurries out wearing green swim trunks and two bright orange floating devices on his arms. Sesshoumaru and Naraku scurry outside with towels on. They set their towels on a bench, they're wearing matching swim suits- sparkly, hot pink bikinis. Kagome and InuYasha shudder, and Kouga stares in shock. Sesshoumaru and Naraku giggle and make their way over to the large pool and sit with their feet in the water. Sango comes out, a nervous look on her face and wrapped in a towel. She glances around and sighs with relief because she doesn't see Miroku, she sets her towel on a bench, she's wearing a light blue bikini that reveals a generous amount of skin. Kagome mumbles something about her wanting Miroku's attention and dives under the water. Sango quickly dives in, knowing Miroku will be out soon. Miroku walks out with a towel around his waist. The crew look at him and wonder why he has the towel on. He opens the towel to reveal a speedo. The crews eyes go wide and they burst into laughter. Miroku walks over and cannonballs in. He comes back up, his face strangely red. Kouga points and laughs, "The monk's speedo came off!" Everyone looks at the little swimsuit floating on the water and they start laughing again. Miroku quickly grabs his swim suit and hops out of the pool and runs to grab his towel. Sango is the only cast member that hasn't stopped laughing. Miroku runs inside with his towel wrapped around him and a very red face. Kagome grabs a beach ball, Kouga and InuYasha set up a volleyball net and the crew split in teams to play Volleyball. Miroku comes back out wearing a normal pair of swim trunks and joins the game. The teams are Kouga, Sesshoumaru, Naraku and Shippou against Miroku, Sango, InuYasha and Kagome. After about ten minutes the game is over and Kouga has a fit, "It's not fair! Sesshoumaru and Naraku are pansies and can't play, they're afraid of the damn ball!! Shippou is too little to hit the ball! I was the only one who could play! That game wasn't fair at all!" He leaves the pool. The crew bring in a few floating devices and water toys and have fun for a while. Sesshoumaru and Naraku get out of the pool from the excessive splashing and lay on the lawn to get a tan, despite the fact it's about 9 o'clock, cloudy and there's no sun...
10:00 A.M.
The cast have wandered to their rooms and they're changing to normal clothes. Loud banging and yelling is heard from InuYasha's room. Miroku and Kagome walk over and see the dog pounding his head against the wall. Kagome runs over and taps his shoulder, "InuYasha! What's the matter?" Miroku lifts an eyebrow at him. InuYasha growls and points to his bed, it is neatly made with light pink bed sheets, a comforter with pale flowers on it, fuzzy stuffed toys are placed neatly at the top of the bed, and Ricky Martin pictures are hung on the wall, even Kouga's messy pile of blankets and pillows in the corner had been folded up and stacked neatly. Sesshoumaru and Naraku had come in from "tanning" early and done this. Miroku tries so hard not to laugh, but can't help it and bursts out laughing, he recieves a nasty glare from InuYasha. Miroku runs to his room laughing. InuYasha storms down the hall to Sesshoumaru and Naraku's room, where Ricky Martin plays loudly inside. InuYasha knocks softly on the door. Sesshoumaru opens it quickly, thinking it's one of the girls, "Hello Darli- ..." He stops when he sees the look on InuYasha face and squeals in fright. InuYasha lunges at him, "YOU F*CKING PANSY! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY BED!" InuYasha wraps his sharp claws around Sesshoumaru's recently lotioned neck and squeezes tight. Naraku throws his hands in the air and screeches, "Stop that! Please stop! Oh dear Oh dear!" Naraku looks around frantically and throws the closest thing he can find -some facial powder- in InuYasha's eyes. InuYasha howls and falls back with his hands over his eyes. "GYYYAAAHH!!! WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT???!!!!!" His eyes begin to tear as Sesshoumaru scrambles to Naraku for safety. InuYasha runs out of the room screaming. He runs to the bathroom and pounds on the door, "I NEED IN NOW! MY EYES! THEY'RE BUUUURRRRRRNNNINGGG!!!" InuYasha hears a squeak and some rustling of paper. Shippou scrambles out and is holding some unidentified paper object in his hand. Shippou races to bathroom 2b. InuYasha dives to the sink and sticks his head under a running faucet. "IT BURRRRRNS! OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!! IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHER F*CKER!!!!!!"
10: 30 A.M.
Sango and Kouga are sitting in front of the TV playing a fighting game, Kouga is struggling to figure out how to use all the buttons on the controller and is losing horribly to Sango, who is laughing maniacally as she defeats the wolf one round after the other. InuYasha is sitting on the couch with a pack of ice on his swollen, red eyes. Kagome is sitting by him asking every five minutes if it feels better. InuYasha is gurgling, grumbling and whining about how much it hurts. Big Hoo has decided to call a doctor to examine his eyes. Kikyou raises an eyebrow, "If that doctor gives him a physical I'll take them to Hell!" She growls at Big Hoo. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are in "La-La-Land" as they braid each other's hair in their room. InuYasha's lap has become wet from the dripping of the ice and Shippou giggles, "Look! InuYasha peed his pants!" Shippou snickers and is whacked on the back of his little head by Kagome. Shippou glances around, spots Miroku, and -for some unknown reason- runs to his room...and locks the door? Miroku asks InuYasha to move the ice so he can see how bad it is. InuYasha shakes his head, "The doctor can do it! Leave me alone!" There's a knock on the door and Kagome runs and answers it. A middle-aged nurse with two pink loops of hair and a small emergency kit is standing there. Kagome smiles, "Hello!" The nurse smiles politely back, "Hi! I'm Nurse Joy, is this the Big Hoo house?" Kagome nods and quickly brings her to where InuYasha is on the couch. Nurse Joy takes one look at the demon and clucks her tongue, "What happened?" Sango explains it all to the nurse quickly without looking away from the game, suddenly she jumps up and dances around "Thats 100 losses and 0 wins for you Kouga! I am the master!! Bow down to the almighty Sango-sama!" Miroku bows to her while Kouga gives the game a cold stare and proceeds to gnaw the TV's remote control. Nurse Joy looks nervously at Sango and the wolf, then turns her attention back to the hanyou, "Okay, InuYasha is it? Come with me, I'll take a look at your eyes and see what I can do." She walks down the hall and into InuYasha's room, the dog follows but bumps into a wall along the way. Kagome sits down on the couch and tries to comfort Kouga, who is now pouting after his horrible losing streak, and complaining about getting a piece of plastic stuck in his mouth from the remote. Sango is still playing the game, destroying her new victim, Miroku.
11:37 A.M.
Nurse Joy and InuYasha have been in the bedroom for a long time now, Kagome is getting worried that something is wrong with InuYasha. Miroku has been defeated by Sango and is now talking with Kouga, both trying to figure out a way to beat Sango. No one else is willing to play the game with Sango so she has now started the one player mode, growling at the computer-players every few minutes and making the rest of the cast nervous. A few minutes later Nurse Joy emerges with InuYasha, his eyes looking perfectly normal. Kagome gets up and hurries over to the hanyou, "You're okay! That's great!" Nurse Joy smiles, "I only needed to wash the powder out. It took about two minutes." Kagome blinks in confusion, "Then why were you in there for nearly an hour?" InuYasha blushes and hurries over to the couch and pretends to be interested in the video game. Nurse Joy chuckles softly, "Well, you see he had a few questions about his conplimcated love life. I may be a nurse, but I'm also a therapist too." The cheery nurse waves goodbye and leaves the house while Kagome stands there staring at the wall. The house is fairly quiet, the only noises heard are Sango's growls, and Miroku and Kouga's conversation.
12:14 P.M.
Sesshoumaru pokes his head out of his room, looking around cautiously for his brother. Naraku whispers behind him, "Is he out there, Sesshy-pumpkin pie?" Sesshoumaru shakes his head and the two quickly tiptoe down the hall and into the kitchen to prepare lunch. Sango is still playing the game, completely entranced, oblivious to the world. InuYasha is playing checkers with Kagome in the doorless room. Miroku is lounging on the couch, frowning each time his stomach growls. Kouga is sitting in a corner talking to Fred about Squirrels, Hamsters, and Lizards. Shippou is still locked in bathroom 2b, doing Lord knows what. Kikyou has put a poster of Kagome on the wall and is throwing darts, daggers, sporks, spoons, and paperclips at the picture. Jaken is swimming laps in the pool, reminiscing about his days as a tadpole.
12:48 P.M.
Sesshoumaru hollers to the crew, "Luuuuuuuuuunnnnnnch tiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmme! Come and get iiiiiiit!" The crew scramble into the kitchen and take their seats, excluding Sango, Shippou and Jaken. Sesshoumaru sets a tray on the table, the tray includes the following: Tortillas, taco shells, spanish rice, hamburger meat, refried beans, tomatoes, lettuce, sour cream, salsa, and cheese. Kouga's eyes light up, "Tacos!! Yay!" Kouga quickly grabs a plate and makes an oversized taco and runs to a corner of the kitchen. Kouga takes a bite of his taco and all the insides of the taco fall on his plate, he shrugs and eats it off. The rest of the crew take a tortilla and fill it with their choice of food and enjoy their meal. Kouga feeds Fred some meat, "Hehe, my little cannibal!" Sesshoumaru frowns, "Someone is missing..." Miroku swallows his food, "SANGO!" Miroku looks around frantically, "SANGOOOOO!?" Sango pauses her game and yells, "What you want?! I'm busy!" Miroku yells back, "Food is ready!" Sango shrugs and un-pauses her game, "I'm skipping lunch!" Seshoumaru giggles, "We all know she can stand to miss a meal!" Sango hears him, bursts into tears, drops her controller, runs to her room, slams the door, locks it, and cries on her bed. Miroku twitches and looks at Sesshoumaru with pure hatred, "....What did you say, Pansy boy?" Sesshoumaru looks at him, "I simply said she's fat." The rest of the cast move several feet away from the angered monk. Miroku huffs, puffs and stands up quickly, knocking the table over. He walks over to Sesshoumaru, "You....You....You f*cking pansy!" Miroku swings and punches Sesshoumaru in the face, Sesshoumaru falls to the ground. Miroku jumps on Sesshoumaru and starts beating the living Hell out of him. The crew is stunned and wide eyed, not used to seeing the mild mannered monk lose his temper. InuYasha is the first to snap back to his senses, and because he's still mad at Sesshoumaru he joins in the with Miroku and helps with the beating of Sesshoumaru. Naraku is squealing and hitting Miroku with a broom, "Get off of my Sesshy!! Eeeee! Stop! Stop it now!" Sesshoumaru is crying and trying to shield his face from the ruthless punches. Naraku turns the broom around and beats InuYasha with the wooden end, finally managing to stop the angry hanyou. Kagome is standing in total shock. Kouga, wanting to join in the fun and remembering when Sesshoumaru and Naraku forced him to sleep outside, tackles Naraku into the refrigerator. Kouga shoves Naraku on the ground and grabs a chair, he raises it above himself and breaks it over Naraku's head. Kagome finally comes to her senses and pulls Miroku off of the bruised, crying, and bloody Sesshoumaru. She stomps over to Kouga and slaps him across the face, "STOP!" Everyone freezes, then quickly Naraku and Sesshoumaru run to their room in tears. Miroku rubs his knuckles and goes to Sango's bedroom door and knocks on it. Sango, surprisingly, lets him in and, even more surprisingly, she closes and locks the door. InuYasha helps Kagome clean up the mess -the over turned table, the splinters from the chair and Sesshoumaru's blood. Kouga runs off outside to chat with Fred and Jaken. Kikyou is floating around and writing in her notebook about more ways too die. Shippou has come out of the bathroom and wanders into the kitchen, "What...happened?" Kagome explains and Shippou growls, "I can't believe I missed that!" Kagome looks at him suspiciously, "Where...exactly were you...?" Shippou blushes and looks at the ground, "I...er...I wasn't doing anything! Stop accusing me! Jeez!" He runs off to his room. Kagome blinks, "What the...?" InuYasha raises an eyebrow, "That little twirp is up to something..." Kagome nods in agreement, "No doubt about that..." They shrug and finish cleaning the kitchen, then go to the living room to watch "Powerpuff Girls".
1:27 P.M.
The house is completely silent until a loud scream comes from the bathroom, "GET OUT! GET OUT YOU DAMN PERVERT!!!!" Miroku runs out of the bathroom covering his head, "It was an accident! I didn't mean to do that! Sorry sorry!!" Sango comes out in a towel, holding a bottle of shampoo, "YOU ARE SO DEAD MONK! I SWEAR I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU!!!!" She hurries back into the bathroom and slams the door shut. Miroku peeks out from his hiding spot behind Kouga, who is in shock from seeing Sango in nothing but a towel. Kouga comes to his senses and turns to Miroku, "Haha! She's gonna kill you! I can't wait to see that!" Miroku frowns and walks away, followed closely by a wolf taunting him. Big Hoo speaks suddenly, startling everyone, "Hey everybody! Don't you forget your daily compliments! And remember that later today is confession cam and eviction voting!" Kouga yells in the direction of Big Hoo's voice, "What's confession cam? And eviction voting?" The rest of the cast nod in agreement. A loud sigh can be heard from Big Hoo, "Confession cam is when you go and talk to a camera and confess how you feel about living here. Eviction voting is when you vote for the two people you want to leave most! The first one you vote for gets two points, the second gets one. I add up the votes and then we have our evictee! It's that easy." Kouga simply says, "Oh." The wolf is completely confused, there were far too many big words in Big Hoo's explaination. Big Hoo seems to have read Kouga's mind and sighs, "Plain and simple: You talk about being here and you get to pick who gets to go Bye-Bye!" The wolf nods, "Got it." Miroku all the while is snickering, "Someone needs to go to school." Kouga shoots the monk a deadly look and walks off to his room. Everyone else heads off to do whatever it is they do. Miroku yells to the bathroom door two inappropriate compliments about how nice Sango's body is, the door opens to his surprise and he walks up eagerly. Sango steps out and to his dismay she is armed with a plunger. The monk turns and flees to his room. Sango laughs coldly and wanders into the living room to play more video games.
3:21 P.M.
Sango is biting her tongue as she plays the last level of her game, growling furiously. InuYasha is digging large holes in the backyard for absolutely no reason. Kagome is reading a romance novel in her room, sighing wistfully. Miroku is wandering around the house avoiding both Sango and Fred, who is under the couch attacking dust bunnies. Kikyou is in the dining room sitting in the chandelier, laughing coldly as Naraku pokes at her with a broom, trying to knock her off. Sesshoumaru is outside nancing around like an elf and picking flowers while Jaken watches in disgust. Shippou has yet again locked himself in the bathroom, where rustling paper can be heard. Kouga has attempted to read the books on the bookshelf, but gave up and threw them into the fireplace and is now using the open shelf as a bed. Big Hoo hesitates, considering if it is wise to break such wonderful, rare and precious silence, he takes a deep breath and begins to speak, "Okay everyone time for confession cam!" Kouga is startled awake and jumps up, breaking the shelf above him, he holds his head and curses, "GOD DAMMIT! YOU MOTHER F*CKING SHELF!" The shelf he is sitting on breaks under his weight and he crashes to the floor, "SON OF A F*CKING B*TCH!" Sango laughs at the angered wolf and turns off the game console, "You shouldn't have slept on the bookcase, it's for books only, not full grown wolf youkai." Kouga ignores her as he hears yelling from the dining room, both him and Sango walk to the dining room and peer inside. Kikyou is sitting on Naraku, who is screaming bloody murder. Sango raises an eyebrow, "What happened?" Naraku sniffles, "Big Hoo surprised the Little Miss Dead Priestess here and she fell off the chandelier onto poor beautiful meeee!" Kouga snickers, "Perfect aim Kikyou! But I would get off him before you crush him with your fat ass." Kikyou pulls out a sharpened butter knife, "Do you really want to get hit by this knife little wolf boy?" Kouga yelps and runs out of the room while Kikyou laughs and gets off Naraku, who sighs with relief and hurries to find Sesshoumaru. Big Hoo waits impatiently as the cast take their sweet time gathering in the living room. Everyone stays away from InuYasha, who while digging ended up breaking a sewage pipe with his claws. The three other canine demons -Shippou, Kouga, and Sesshoumaru-have their sensitive noses covered with pillows and look as if they are about to be sick. InuYasha is ordered to stay outside. Big Hoo clears his throat dramatically, "Now it is time for confession cam everyone! Talk a little about how you like staying here. Then give me your votes for who you want evicted. First up is Sango." Sango stands up and walks into a room that no one has seen before.
Confession Cam 4:00 P.M.
Sango- Well it's fun living here, I enjoy it. Except for the constant groping by the monk, and that sinister meatball of Kouga's. But getting to eat sausage for breakfast made up for all the bad parts.*grins happily* I just love sausage! It's so great! *rants about sausage for nearly half and hour until Big Hoo orders her to vote* Oh, ummm my first vote would have to be Jaken, he went and ruined that Bob-plant-thingy. I'm not saying I liked the plant, but it did keep Kouga quiet for hours, and after the plant's "death" *does the little finger quotations* that wolf wouldn't stop whining, I was about ready to yank out both my hair and his. Who knew wolves were master whiners? Uh, my second vote will have to be for Kikyou, she gives me the creeps, always floating around, appearing in rooms suddenly and constantly listing ways to die. It's very disturbing! Well, I guess thats it! *gets up and leaves, Miroku enters next*
Miroku- Oh I like it here alot, especially after I learned that bathroom 2a has a lock that is easily picked if you... *trails off as he explains how to pick the bathroom lock with very detailed explainations* Seeing Sango in the shower, now that made my day. *sighs wistfully* I hope she takes another shower today *a rock suddenly flies in and hits Miroku over the head, a note is taped to the large rock that reads "Damn Pervert!"* Eh heh heh, I didn't know she had such good hearing...... * an alarm clock comes in again with another note taped to it, Miroku ducks and grabs the note, it reads "I don't have good hearing, I'm using the wolf as my spy! Muahahaha!" Miroku blinks* Interesting, how did she bribe Kouga into being her spy.... I wonder? *a rubber duckie comes in with a note "I promised to teach him how to play the video game if he was my spy!"* Oh that makes sense I guess. Well, I probably should vote now huh? Okay, my first vote is for Jaken, he tried to smoke some roses that I planned on giving to Sango. My second vote is for Kouga I guess, he's pet meatball is possessed! If the wolf leaves so does the wad of meat! I will finally be able to sleep soundly and dream of Sango *Miroku ducks on instinct and is missed by a large dictionary* Phew, that was close. *gets hit by a brick, leaving a note behind, "Haha didja think I'd miss?"* Uhhh, I think I should leave now, before I say anything else to piss off Sango *hurries out of the room and Kouga comes in, looking around in confusion*
Kouga- Heh this place is great! There is so much to explore! Didja know that the air ducts lead from my room all the way to the kitchen and anywhere else in the house too?! You can get a snack without that freak Sesshoumaru finding out! *scratches his head* What else was I supposed to talk about? *Big Hoo explains yet again about voting* Oh yea! I remember now! I vote for Jaken! He killed Bob! And and and he insulted poor Fred, he called him, and I quote- "A worthless wad of rotten meat thats only good for taking up space in the trash can"!! *is raging mad now* I also vote for Kikyou, she keeps trying to throw that knife at me, I had alot of trouble trying to avoid her, and thats how I found out about the air ducts! Speaking of those air ducts.....I'm gonna go explore them some more I think I might of found a way outta here......*quickly leaves, Sesshoumaru skips in next*
Sesshoumaru-You know this house really needs more pink! And more sparkles and fluffly things! *InuYasha, Miroku, and Kouga can be heard gagging at this idea* Hmph! *frowns in a dignified way* Those boys have NO fashion sense! InuYasha doesn't look good in red at all! The monk is clashing colors with the black and purple kimono. And the wolf does not look good in a skirt, or earth-toned colors. InuYasha looks best in a navy blue, Miroku is sooooo best in red, and Kouga is most definetely best in dark green. And the girls! They have worse fashion sense then the boys! *continues talking about fashion until told by Big Hoo to "SHUT THE F*CK UP!" which leaves Sesshoumaru in shock while the boys cheer for outside the room* B-b-b-but.....*the dog youkai's lower lip trembles then he sulks like a 5 year old* Fine then! I'll just vote then leave! I vote for Kagome, stupid girl is so horrible with clothing choices! Short skirts don't fit her! I keep telling her that it's very inappropriate to where short skirts in a house with three teenage boys! I said it makes her look slutty and she acted like I slapped her or something. And also I vote for Jaken, he knows that smoking ruins your looks, I warned him that he would start to look really disgusting but he still does it anyways! Well, I'm done! Ciao! *skips out and huggles Naraku as he comes in*
Naraku- Oooooooooooooh! I love staying here! This place is just beautiful! But the poor house is being destroyed by that young wolf demon! He was playing tag with the fox kid, and Sango the other day and crashed into a wall, the poor wall has cracks in it now! He also was mad at the monk the other day, I think it was an arguement about hamster and lizards but I'm not sure, but anyways he started to take is rage out on the dining room table! It now has huge claw marks, dents and bite marks all over it! Plus, remember how many times he ruined dear Sesshy-poo's kitchen?! I was afraid my lovely dog demon was going to have a heart attack, and at such a young age too! So, I think I will vote for Kouga! And my second vote has got to be the toad. He always smokes by the kitchen window, that stuff makes the food taste bad! *Big Hoo makes a coughing noise that sounds remarkably like "Sesshoumaru just sucks at cooking." Naraku doesn't seem to notice what Big Hoo coughed* So, am I done now? Can I go? *he nances out of the room and nearly trips InuYasha on his way in*
InuYasha-Err, ummmm, I guess this place is okay, but I would prefer it if it was a forest or something. Umm, my votes are Jaken, that thing smells and it hurts my nose, plus the night he burnt that plant of Kouga's I felt weird and dizzy, and I had a weird craving for chips and cookies and stuff. I also vote for *blushes* Kagome.......she has been really weird lately, always yelling at me and also she is really mean to Kikyou! She didn't do anything! Kagome just can't understand Kikyou's hobbies! *becomes mad and runs out of the room, Kikyou floats in looking angry*
Kikyou- BIG HOO! What did you do to make my InuYasha angry?! *Big Hoo blames Kagome and Kikyou seems pleased* She shall pay for that. Okay, I guess I have to do this before I go and torture that imposter. I don't mind it here. The walls are thin so it is very easy to float through the walls and watch InuYasha as he sleeps. *smiles happily, Big Hoo becomes nervous because Kikyou normally doesn't smile* Now I shall vote. I vote for Kagome! I have my reasons. I also vote for the wolf, he nearly scared the death out of me when he jumped out in front of and tried to imitate the wolf from Lil' Red Riding Hood by yelling, "ALL THE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH!" *Kouga yells from the other room "HEY! I'M the big bad wolf! Stop imitating me!"* I do like the meatball though, it has potential. I was watching it stalk the lecher yesterday, it is rather skilled. Did Kouga teach him that? If so I am rather surprised a wolf so young knows anything about stalking and attacking people. Well, I'm all done now right? *she floats out off the room and gives Kagome a cold stare as she enters*
Kagome- Well, hello! I enjoy it here a whole lot! It's very fun! But, I think anything caffiene should be banned! *Kouga, Shippou, and InuYasha all yell in unison "WHAT?! BAN THE CAFFIENE?!"* Well, you see once Kouga discovered wear I kept the coffee beans in my backpack, he ate the whole can and was pratically bouncing off the walls all day! *sighs* Also, I've seen Shippou and InuYasha after they drink coffee *shudders* It's not a pretty sight at all. *Big hoo sighs impatiently* Oh, right! The voting! I vote first for Jaken, it was really rude of him to go and kill Bob like that, it really upset Kouga. My second vote is for Sesshoumaru, he keeps telling me to find clothes that fit my style. It's truely annoying! Plus, he called me a slut! *huffs and puffs, then smiles* Well, thanks for letting me talk! *gets up and bows, then walks out, tiny little Shippou bounces into the room*
Shippou- HI HI! *bounces around* I like it here! It's super fun! *smiles cutely and hops about on his tail* I'm gonna vote for Jaken, he isn't very nice. I also wanna vote for Sesshoumaru, he thought I was some clothes accessory yesterday and tried to dye my tail white to match his boa! Whee! I'm all done now! *scurries out like a cute little squirrel, Jaken waddles in with a cigarette in hand*
Jaken- Heh this place is okay, it could use some more cigarettes and beer though. *takes a hit of his cigarette* I vote for Shippou, annoying little bugger. And also Lord Sesshoumaru, he keeps complaining about my smoking. *walks out*
6:48 P.M.
Big Hoo finally talks after alot of laughing, "Okay, everyone very good job! I shall have the eviction results tomorrow! Now go to bed! It's been a long day! Good night!" Everyone mumbles their two compliments quickly and hurry off to bed, everyone except Kikyou and Jaken of course.
11:24 P.M.
Big Hoo is in a cheery mood because it is quiet. Kagome is sleeping soundly in her bed. Sango is hugging her picture of Miroku and snoring softly. Miroku is sleeping with a picture of Sango in his hand. InuYasha is sleeping half on his bed. Naraku is cuddling one of Sesshoumaru's boas. Sesshoumaru is sleeping like sleeping beauty. Kouga has fallen asleep in an air duct on one of his explorations. Shippou is curled into a tight little ball of fluff on his bed. Kikyou and Jaken are outside as always talking about who they voted for earlier today.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. If you have any suggestions feel free to email me at VampSango@aol.com Also, we would like you to send in questions for the cast! We will be having a day they will answer your questions in the story! And if you have any questions for me send them in! On weekends we do interviews! Plus, send in who you think should be evicted next week!
Disclaimer: We dont own anything! No InuYasha characters, we don't own any of Sesshoumaru's boas or Naraku's make up, or even the dust bunnies under the couch! We're poor mofos who can't afford anything! Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!