Maybe if I reupload that Behind the Scenes story after everytime it gets deleted, I can get a record for most deleted story! What do you think? Sound good?
I tell you what, someone REALLY does NOT have a life to keep telling on me like this. -_-
Chapter 1. Idiot Boyfriend
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Everyone in WacDnolds turned to look at the table in the corner of their fine fast food establishment, where the four school girls sat.
Eki leaned forward. "You're PD??"
"The doctor said you're-p-p"
"Pregnant?" Kagome whispered and waited for everyone not at her table to stop staring. "Actually, I took a home test, it was positive so, here I am!"
"Kagome," her friends looked at her worriedly. Then the one with short hair asked, "Was it that abusive boyfriend of yours?"
Kagome sweatdropped at the sisterly worried looks they were giving her and brought the straw of her soft drink to her mouth slurping loudly.
"Kagome!" they shouted.
"YES! It was him okay!!?" she shouted.
Everyone there glanced over at them again, a little more afraid then before.
Kagome glared at them. "What is this, a nickelodeon?! Go order your food, peons!!"
They all looked away quickly and went back to their business. They heard the lady at the register ask the next person if they wanted a combo meal.
Kagome huffed and looked at her friends who went from nervous to shocked. "What??" she asked.
Her three friends leaned in and whispered to each other. "She IS pregnant! She's moodier then usual!"
"Tin roof rusted!"
"HElLo!!" Kagome growled. "I'M RiGht heRe!!"
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It was a pretty normal day at the little mansion by the lake, or so it seemed to be a normal day. The servants were up out of bed earlier then the family living there. They made Tea, rice, shrimp rolls…..the greasy smell filled the house and woke up a certain someone with a doggy nose.
This time it wasn't Inu Yasha, uh-uh.
This certain someone twitched his nose at the smell of breakfast and his wolfy dog ears twitched in his waking process. He grunted sitting up and scratching himself behind the right dog ear. His pretty emerald eyes slowly opened and his long red eyelashes fluttered. He looked at a long mirror on the other side of the room where he saw his hair, messed up from sleep yet still, it was a very sexy type of messy. His green kimono shirt hung off of one shoulder but was still tied into his suit so that the right half of his chest showed. He blinked unevenly, in a morning daze until he heard a long moan next to him and a thin pale arm fell over his lap. Then he remembered what he was doing there. His eyes popped and he looked down at the woman asleep next to him.
Trying not to make any sound, he gathered some of his hair up into a ponytail on top of his head with two sheets of it, loose by his face. He straightened his shirt and retied it, then got to his feet to run. But a strong tug on his right arm told his otherwise. He made a surprised sound and almost fell backwards. He looked back at his arm which was shackled to the arm of the woman. His getting up to run, woke her up and she smiled up at him lustfully. "Where do you think you're going, Shio?" she asked.
"Come on, lady! Don't you know a one night stand when you see one?" Shio asked tugging at his arm again.
"Oh, but I thought you wanted this?" she pouted and held up a small, shiny fragment of glass.
He glared at the fragment and growled at her. "Not if I have to sell my soul to get it! The job was prostitute! Not concubine!"
She shrugged still smiling. "Same difference."
"Let me go!" he tugged at his chain again. "This is not how it's supposed to work!"
"Sorry, Shio." She said standing up and looking at him like he was a fine piece of jewelery. "You're just too good to let go!"
Shio nodded as if she had a point. "You'd be surprised at just how many young women have told me that….But doesn't it creep you out at all that, physiologically, I'm seventeen….and chronologically, you're nearing the age of thirty!"
She shrugged again. "Not at all." She tugged his chain back. "I might give you this jewel later. Let's go take a bath and maybe we'll discuss it further after lunch." She walked out of the room, pulling him behind like a dog on a leash.
"Aw, man!" Shio whined. "Am I getting paid for this at all??"
Inu Yasha sat in a tree nearby the well pretending to be asleep and waiting patiently. Shippou sat leaning against the trunk of the tree with his head resting on his hands. After a few moments of spacing out in boredom, he looked up at Inu Yasha. "Hey, Inu Yasha? Are you asleep?"
Pause of silence.
"Yes."
"What are you going to do after the shikon jewel is complete?"
Longer pause of silence.
"Inu Yasha?"
Long pause of silence, but not as long as the second one.
"Inu Yasha?"
……
"Inu Yasha!?"
"I – DON'T – KNOW!!!" Inu Yasha growled.
"Are you going to be with Kikyo or Kagome?" Shippou asked.
"Feh! When did it become your business?"
"Well, I was just wondering who you would go with. You know? Like what if you had to chose between one of them and the other had to disappear forever. Who would you pick?"
Inu Yasha didn't answer.
"Inu Yasha?"
No answer.
"Inu Yasha! The silence is getting annoying!!"
"I already told you I don't know!" Inu Yasha shouted.
"You would have to know if it ever happened!" Shippou shouted back. "Honestly! Can't you make up your mind!?"
Inu Yasha huffed loudly and frowned down at Shippou. "When you hear my silence again, it means I'm done with this conversation!"
Excited by his anger, Shippou jumped to his feet and shouted. "Yeah?! Well if you can't answer, then maybe you should reflect on the meaning of life!!!"
Inu Yasha stood up on the branch he was sitting on. With a frustrated growl he leapt into the treetops and away from half-pint, questioning kitsune kids.
Shippou folded his arms and a loud angry sound that resembled one of Kirara's growls escaped from him. "That Inu Yasha! Someone should really tell him to grow up!"
Sumiko skipped down a dirt path through the forest with Naraku clinging to her shoulder. She was humming a song she had learned from Shio. Then when she got to the part of the song that she remembered the words to she cried. "Sing along Chocolate Monkey Man!" Naraku looked at her in shock as she sang at the top of her lungs.
"-BABY I KNOW I'M A MAN WHO'S MADE MISTAKES!
I'VE STILL GOT SOME LEARNING TO DO.
I MADE OUT – WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND THE OTHER DAY!
AND NOW- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS TOO!!! YEA-AH!!!!-"
"Cookies?" Mama sat a plate of cookies on the table in the living room.
Kagome shook her head but Souta grabbed a handful of chips ahoy and shoved them into his feeding orphis. "Mmmmm!" he chewed with a happy boy look on his face.
Kagome gave him a disgusted look and he backed away from the table and ran upstairs.
Mama sat down at the table and pushed a tall glass of milk over to her daughter.
Kagome looked up at the bright smile on her mother's face. Why the heck was she smiling?? Every other girls mother's would be freaking out and saying, "You little whore!! How could you do this to me?! Your motha! Did I raise you to be a skanky little pasty??"
"What's wrong, Kagome dear?" her mother asked taking a cookie from the plate and biting the edge of it.
Kagome watched Mama's calm front and asked, "How can you just sit there and act so – so –"
Mama chewed her cookie, wondering how many calories were in that bite then swallowed it anyway. She licked any possible crumbs off of her lips and asked, "I hope the word you're searching for is a synonym for 'beautiful'."
"-how can you act so okay with all of this?" she finally asked.
Mama raised the cookie to her lips and took another bite.
Kagome sweatdropped.
Mama swallowed before she answered. "I trust you, Kagome."
Kagome banged her head on the surface of the table. She looked back up with a red bump on her forehead. "You trust me?! I just got pregnant with a wild demon man, and you still trust me?!"
Mama took another bite and Kagome's forehead hit the table again.
Kagome looked up at her irritatedly with her chin on the table. "That must be a pretty damn good cookie!"
Mama smiled, "Mmm, chocolate chip is my favorite!" ^__^
Kagome sweatdropped and groaned against the tabletop.
"I really do trust you Kagome." Mama smiled at the top of her daughter's head. "I want you to be happy and I know you will be happy with a good boy like Inu Yasha." ^_^
Kagome didn't say anything.
"Besides," Mama bit the cookie again and winked. "The pregnancy test already proved how much you like him!" ^_~
Kagome sweatdropped even more. "MOTHER!!"
"Don't worry, Kagome. I'll help you, that's what mother is here for!" ^_^
Kagome blinked and sat up a little to look at her. "Mother is here as a backup for teen pregnancy?"
"Of course! ^___^ What else?"
Kagome sighed loudly.
"I'm always open for babysitting, we'll go find a good doctor tomorrow morning to make plans and such! ^__^ And of course you'll have to homeschool…that is, if you'd rather stay at home during your pregnancy.."
"Oh yeah."
"And we'll have to make plans for where the baby is going to sleep. We could put the baby in the guest room, Souta's room, my room, or even your room!" ^___^
Kagome just sat their nodded as her mother drew the blue prints for the future.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ V^_~
YAY!! ^___^
Time for the special story segment!! ^___^
Shio and Sumiko's Karaoke!!
DANCE LIKE A MONKEY!!! ^_________^
~*
{A group of people are sitting in a dimly lit parlor where there is a screen in the middle of the floor in front of a two screens that are in front of a wall. Shio and Sumiko come out from different screens and stand back to back}
Shio: *grinning* Ready Sumiko?
Sumiko: *looks seventeen years old* Ready Shio!
Shio: Lay it on us, CMM!! ^__^
Chocolate Monkey Man: *puts record on the turntable off screen*
Sumiko: *starts doing a dance*
Shio: *bobing his head while holding something like a microphone*
Oooooooo.
Ahhhhhhh.
I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
But i'm gonna screw it up,
yeah, 'cause i'm an idiot,
and i'm your boyfriend, yes
I am.
And i'm gonna take you out,
leave my wallet home,
then i'll use you cell
phone, baby,
long distance, and i'm your
boyfriend.
{Shio dances
with Sumiko}
Baby I know,
i'm a man who's made
mistakes.
I've still got some learning to do.
I made out with your best friend the other day.
And now, we're best friends too!
Yeeeeeeah!
And I know what you want.
And I know what you need.
And i'm gonna screw it up,
yeah, 'cause i'm an idiot.
And i'm your boyfriend, yes I am.
And i'm gonna get you a gift
(Hey), but it's something I like too.
Hope you like this Norelco, Big Trimmer.
Has my name on it, and i'm your boyfriend.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-by.
*does a jump and slide*
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!!
I'm gonna get real drunk and call my baby up,
4 o'clock in the mor-hor-hor-hor-ning!
Wake you up.
I'm an idiot.
Pick up the phone.
Come on.
*starts whisper-singing*
Now look, let's get in my dad's SUV,
and we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad.
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep,
then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you
see.
We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up.
How about, like, something like the Matrix.
Ooooooh.
Ahhhhhh.
I can turn my boom-box up, and make the bass
smack the side of my momma's couch-uh. (Yeah!)
Hey baby, you like fine cooking? (Yeah)
'Cause you know what?
I got a Swansons dinner in the freezer,
with your name on it.
Check it out.
Yeah.
I've got a permanent wave, yeah.
I got an ogilvie home perm, baby.
Ooooo.
Ahhhh.
Uh!
I honk the horn.
Can you honk the horn?
Can you honk the horn?
Let me hear ya honk it.
Come on.
And let me hear you say uh-uh! (Yeah)
Ladies in audience: Uh – uh! ^__^
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh! (Yeah)
Ladies: Uh – uh –uh ! ^__^
Let me hear you say uh-uh.
Ladies: Uh – uh! ^__^
Let me hear you say uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Oh-oh Yeah!