Bad news: I accidently broke one of my nice brown bead bracelets. Which I loved. T_T
I lost one of my good eye candies, and I'm feeling particularly lonely.
Good news: ^_^ I met an old friend from my last highschool! The boy with the beautiful long hair! But he was the eye candy I lost. T_T
Stupid news: I can't breath out of my right nostril!!!
New news: One of my friends made me jealous by showing me this person who had fun disclaimers. I want to have fun disclaimers too! So I think I'll start doing that….but not in this chapter…^_^
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Chapter 4. The Sneezles and Sango's special talent
"Sumiko?!" Shio looked up at his little sister. She smiled down at him and gave a small wave. "Hi, Kitty-chan!"
He got to his knees, and held her shoulders. "What happened?? How did you get here?! Were are we?? What happened to the belly dancer??? How did you know I was here?!?!"
Sumiko cleared her throat lightly and said, "I saved you; I followed your scent; we're outside of the castle; the dace lady was an illusion that Sumiko invented-" she held up a red veil that was folded like a flag and reeking of magic- "Some mean guys came to our house and said you were here." She smiled cutely at him. "Kitty is welcome!" ^__^
Shio stared at her for a few seconds, then looked to the side digesting the information. "Uh-huh." He nodded and gave a small chuckle. "Thanks Sumiko!" he hugged her as Chocolate Monkey Man climbed on top of her head.
She hugged him back and laughed happily. Since Shio was in the perfect position, she also reached up and gave one of his dog ears a playful tug.
"Hey!" he pulled her fingers away from it and smoothed the fur on the sides, a little harassed. That was when he noticed her face. His beautiful eyes grew wide with concern. He gently held her cheek in one hand and raised his index claw to trace the spear mark.
Sumiko watched his finger and tried to jerk her head away from it, but he kept a firm yet gentle grip on her. She gasped at the stinging sensation she felt as he ran his finger down the mark. "Your face – what happened??" he whispered.
She looked off to the side, because he wouldn't stop staring at that stupid looking mark on her face. She told him about the gaurds at the gate hitting her and calling her a goblin and not letting her in.
When she finished, his lips thinned into a straight line and his eyes narrowed a little bit. All of a sudden, he stood up and began to walk toward the castle with the high wall again.
Sumiko watched him, in confusion. "Where is Kitty-chan going??"
"I'm going to find the guard that hit you, then I'm going to castrate him."
"Kitty, wait!!" ;;;
"Stay here, Sumiko! I don't want you to see this."
Sumiko slumped down in the grass and blew at a piece of her hair that was hanging in front of her face. Oh well, she tried to warn him.
A few moments later, Shio came fast walking back, pale and fearful. "Let's go home, Sumiko!!"
"But, Kitty-!"
"This castle is weird!" He didn't have to castrate the guards of course, because they were already member-less! He shuddered as he broke into a run. "I don't even want to think about what would have happened to me if I had stayed any longer." ;;;;
Sumiko and Naraku sprinted right behind him. But as Sumiko was running, she felt the itchy feeling in her nose again, "Ha-ah-TIEU!"
BLING!
She was taller again, but she kept running behind Shio like nothing happened. And only a few seconds later, she got the feeling again, "Ah-TIEU!"
BLING!
Shio glanced back at his eleven year old sister. "Catching a cold?"
"I dunno," she shrugged. She honestly didn't know what was going on, actually. She didn't even know she had changed those last two times.
Shio looked forward again, so he could concentrate on the road. He didn't want to run into a tree like last time….
Sumiko sneezed, "Ah-TIEU!"
BLING!
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Sango went into the forest and sat up against a tree. Kagome was at camp finishing up her homework, Shippou was waiting for her to be done, Inu Yasha was withdrawn into one of the most densely leaved trees near camp, and Miroku was cooking for once. But really, all she needed was for him to be busy. There was something she wanted to try that she couldn't do in front of Miroku.
She pulled her feet together and folded into a butterfly stretch. After a few moments, she slowly picked up her feet and carefully placed them behind her head. Then she raised herself up on her hands into a sitting/leaning position.
Ta-da.
She was startled by the sound of clapping coming from her right – so startled, that she lost her balance, in her sitting position, fell back against the tree and slid onto her back, tottering with her feet still stuck behind her head. She felt like an upside down turtle.
"Well done, Miss Sango!" Miroku came into her view smiling and still clapping.
Sango's face went rose red. That pervert must have followed her. And she knew he must have been enjoying this view of her. "Houshi-sama, aren't you supposed to be cooking?"
"I took a break." He had stopped clapping but he still stared at her open thighs.
Sango tried to release her legs but she couldn't. Her feet were stuck. She was trapped.
And Miroku didn't look like he was going to be leaving any time soon.
Sango frowned and looked away feeling like she was going to die of embarrassment. "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer."
Miroku bent forward a little bit giving her a large happy grin. "Well aren't you in an interesting position?" ^___^
Well this was just the greatest day of Sango's known life. "Stay away from me, Miroku, I mean it!"
He began to walk towards her, still smiling. "But Sango dear, it looks like you need some help!"
Oh yes. Sure, she could just imagine the kind of "help" he had to offer.
"I don't want your help! I can free myself!" she tottered and strained to free her legs, or at least roll herself over, the roots of the tree were holding her legs up and in place and – hell, him touching her butt was bad enough, she didn't want him to touch her there too!!!
"Sango, dear," her reached out and grabbed both of her ankles. She looked up at him horrified. He bent forward so that his face was just inches from hers and she could feel his warm breath. God, he was hot!! The evil grin on his face was different, not something she saw too often, but it was super sexy!! "Sango, dear, you know that if I wanted to, I could violate you in fifteen different ways right now…." he whispered in her ear. She blushed and bit her lower lip as her rising fear began a tug of war with her estrogen.
With a silent, painless pop, Miroku removed her feet from behind her head. "Wash your hands, the food will be ready shortly." He whispered making her blush deeper. He stood up straight, dusted himself off and began to walk back to camp.
Sango sat up, flustered, still shaky, and surprisingly to her, she was a little disappointed.
Miroku smiled to himself and thought, That was the best view I've had of her all day! And that look on her face before I walked away! At least I picked one thing up from Shio! ^___^
(AN: Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! ^ ^)
"Done!" Kagome slammed the cover of her math book shut and thrust it at her packback without any important papers flying out. She had of course, always wanted to do that.
"Kagome, how long is eight months?" Shippou said looking bored.
"Well let's see, you can count the months on your knuckles like this-" she showed him on his own knuckles. "-to figure out which months have 30 days and which months have 39 days – blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Ha ha! ^ ^ Blah-dee blah blah!"
That's what Inu Yasha heard, anyway. He sat in his reclining position, looking down at where Kagome and Shippou conversed. They were totally unaware that they were being watched through a square shaped opening in the tree's leaves, as if they were a show inside a green t.v.
He suddenly frowned when Shippou mentioned teaching the knuckle-months to the baby when it finally came. Why did everyone keep saying that it was his? Inu Yasha knew it wasn't his. Accidental children were something he just didn't do. Now Shio on the other hand, must have had several illegitimate sons and daughters all over Japan.
No, accidental children were for people who slept around, and Inu Yasha didn't do stuff like that! Not anymore at least….
Miroku walked into camp and said something to Kagome and Shippou. Then Shippou pointed at where the food was cooking and said something back. Then Miroku freaked out and ran over to the pot, quickly pulling it out of the heat. If Miroku had what it takes, he could probably have had several sons and daughters with air rips all around Japan as well!
Wait a minute…
When the baby was born, it would have to look like the father…but it couldn't look like him because it wasn't his!! …Right?
Of course it wasn't!
But what if it was?
It wouldn't be because it isn't!!!
Then Inu Yasha realized, the situation was a double bladed sword. If the baby was born, and it looked like him, it would mean that he would have disgraced Kikyo after she died for him and even saved his life a bunch of times. But if the baby wasn't his….that would mean that he would loose Kagome….she would be tied to another man!
And he knew the baby wasn't his so that meant…..
Holy crap!!! He thought, I am just now realizing this!!!
Inu Yasha jumped out of the tree. Somewhere in his thoughts, Sango had also returned to camp and changed into her regular normal clothes. But he didn't notice that. Right then, he had one thing in mind, and it wasn't Miroku's cooking!!
Kagome sat with Shippou in her lap. She looked over her shoulder at Inu Yasha who came stomping over, glaring at her. He stopped right in front of her and shouted, "Alright! Who is it?!!?"
Kagome blinked, not knowing what he was barking about this time. "Humma?"
"Who is he!! Is it Miroku?! Kouga??? I have a right to know!!!!"
Kagome still looked confused.
Shippou leapt onto Kagome's shoulder and gave Inu Yasha a suspicious look. "What'chu talkn' bout, Inu?"
"You've slept with another guy! That's the only explanation!!!" Inu Yasha shouted angrily.
Finally getting the picture, Kagome set her bowl down on the ground violently. "Honestly, Inu Yasha, do you really have the nerve to ask me that?!"
Before he could answer that with a smart mouthed remark she was in his face shouting. "You're the one creeping around with Kikyo, flirting with me, then dumping me with your child which you gave up very quickly. And after all of the shard hunting, ramen cooking, and bad ass attitude I've had to put up with you – do you actually think you have the right to accuse me of something that you should know very well I would never ever do?!!?!"
Inu Yasha shrank a.little and sweatdropped a lot. He had measured himself from the first time he met Kagome to yesterday. He was 6'1" when he first met her, now he was 5'11".
Kagome turned her back on him, feeling like she was going to vomit, cry, and scream all at the same time. After a few moments, when she was still angry, yet calm enough to speak while knowing that she wouldn't wail on him mid-sentence, she said, "For your information. You're the first and only boyfriend I've ever had." And she thought to herself, Hojo doesn't count.
"You were my first and only boyfriend, and you were my first and only sex partner, and you left me with your child. Thank you, I have such a good feeling about the population of men now!" She said adding sarcasm to the last sentence. Miroku and Shippou knew better then to open their mouth after that one.
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I'm going to stop here, I've run out of ideas for this chapter…which wasn't very good….pardon my low self esteem….
Anyway, I'll start up on the next chapter, please review and revive my poor and slipping moral.