Hmmm…are my stories not interesting anymore?
No, it's just the fact that I don't update as much as I used to..;;;;
But hey, I'm getting good grades in school! ^__^
Sango: *sitting Indian style facing away from the readers hovering over a magazine* Oooooh, not bad! Mmmm….
Miroku: *standing a few feet away facing the readers but looking out of the corner of his eyes at Sango.*……….. Scorpiogal does not own Inu Yasha……. *He takes one baby step toward her, still facing the readers. He takes one huge step, then a small step back and pauses* …..
Sango: *Not noticing him there*
Miroku: *quick as lightening, snatches the magazine out of her hands and looks at it* Oooh! Playgirl! Are we exploring, Sango? ^ ^
Sango: Hey! Gimme that! *blushes furiously and tries to snatch it from him* It's not mine!
Miroku: ^__^ You had it!
Sango: *deep red* I found it, I-I was looking inside to see if the owners name was in-
Miroku: Yeah right! Sango's got a dirty magazine! ^___^ HOOHAH!! *starts running with it while Sango chases after him angrily*
Sango: Monk, you've seen too much! *swings her boomerang and misses*
Miroku: *holds magazine up in the air and the fold out falls open* Well apparently, you've seen everything!! Hahaha!! !
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Chapter 6. Take Note
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"Come on, Kitty! We gotta go!" Sumiko called from outside Shio's door.
"Sumiko, can't we do this some other time?" Shio whined from the somewhere inside. "Like in a few hours, or days, or decades-"
"No, Kitty! We gotta go now!" Sumiko knocked on his door as she told him this. Naraku sat on her head, picking at her scalp. She finally gave the door a hard knock and shouted, "Kitty if you don't come out, I'm telling elder sister you didn't try to find a mate!"
"I am trying to find a mate!" he said.
"No you aren't! You're probably joking off!" she said.
There was a pause of silence before Shio asked, "You mean jacking off?"
"Yeah!"
"How do you know what jacking off is??!"
"Sumiko doesn't know! She just heard Kitty say it before!"
"Forget I said it, because you're too young and I'm not doing it!"
"Come on, Kitty! You're not doing anything!" she whined.
"No!" he shouted.
"Don't make Sumiko come in there!" she shouted.
"I ain't movin'!" And he figured that that was the end of the discussion, but boi was he wrong.
Sumiko slid the door open and marched inside.
"Hey! I didn't tell you you could come in here!...What?!....What are you-?!-HEY!!"
Sumiko closed the front door to their house and put a sign on it that said, "Gone to find destiny, be back shortly."
"Ready, Shio?" ^__^
"Ready." T_T
"Ready, Chocolate Monkey Man?" ^___^
"Eee eee!"
"Okie then, we're all set!" ^_^ Sumiko leapt off of the porch, landed on one foot and began skipping off toward the west; a sack lunch in her left hand, Naraku perched on her head, and Shio with his arms tied at his sides and his feet tied together sitting on her shoulders were she put him and carried him easily.
Shio sighed pitifully. "I'm glad Inu Yasha will never know about this." T_T
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"Ooh." Kagome said looking down at herself. "I think it kicked."
Sango smiled. "I love babies."
"Really??" Miroku slid over beside her. "I like babies too!" ^__^
Sango sweatdropped and narrowed her eyes at him.
"Cool! Can I feel?" Shippou asked.
"Sure, Shippou-chan!" Kagome smiled down at him.
He raised his hands up at her from where he was standing. Kagome slowly lowered herself to her knees so that she was at a more accessible level. Shippou went up and put his hands on her stomach and put his ear against it too, as if he would be able to hear the baby too. He heard Kagome's stomach and could defiantly tell there was something moving around in there. Then he felt a swift yet light kick hit just above his ear. He laughed and backed away.
Kagome stood back up by herself, even though Sango offered to help. "Come on, you guys! I'm not even that far along!" she laughed a little.
"You can never be too careful though." Sango said.
Miroku nodded in agreement. "That's right Kagome," he stood closer to Sango, she was off guard this time. "With the search for the jewel shards, it will be harder for you and your baby then any other woman, so we must take special precaution." He reached behind Sango.
O O "HENTAI!!!"
WHACK!!
Kagome felt the baby roll over as Miroku reeled back at the force of the slap.
"We're trying to prove a point to Kagome! Do you have to pull that crap right now?!" Sango blushed furiously.
Meanwhile, on a small knoll of grass surrounded by trees and such, Inu Yasha sat cross legged and spread out his books like playing cards. He looked over the books trying to decide which one he wanted to read. The happy-sappy book, the perverted book that only perverts and whores would read, the book that supposedly he himself wrote, the anger book, the parental book and the stupid teen book.
What Kagome must have thought of him for giving him all of these books….;;;
Well, since he was not a pervert, he wouldn't be reading the Joy of Sex, he didn't want to read Inu Yasha's Guide to Mating because he didn't feel like getting any unpleasant surprises at the moment (AN: he was stoned when he wrote the book), he wasn't exactly sure how the book got from that tree to back in the pile but….
The stupid teenage book didn't really interest him at all. He had once heard Kagome say that all of those crappy books were alike…those weren't her exact words of course, that's just how he remembered it…
And that left the happy-sappy book. A sea green, hard-backed book with a very large yellow smiley face on the cover, and the title was printed in large bold lettering at the top. Wow, you know that author was on meds, he thought to himself.
He opened the book to the introduction and began reading out loud, "When-I-was-born,-the-doc-tors-thought-I-had-a-tumor,-but-it-turned-out-that-it-was-a-new-form-of-in-fan-cy-de-pres-de-pres-sion, depression-" he struggled with that word… "I-grew-up-with-chron-chron-ic de-depression,-man-ic de-depression,-A-D-D,-sc-sc-hit-tz-zoo-p-her-en-i-a….but-now I'm so happy, it's like I'm high." Inu Yasha blinked and stared at the book in silence. He slowly set it down and slid it away.
"Yeah….next book…"
He looked over each book again, happy-high book, stupid teenager book, stoned-when-written book and that never-read-in-a-million-years-even-after-achieveing-old-man's-penus-syndrom-(AN: That's when guys get old stop having sex..)-never-read-no-matter-what-art-of-sex-sin book.
………
His ears twitched and he looked casually to the left then casually to the right….then he shot his hand forward, quick as lightening, grabbed the Joy of Sex, turned around, hovered over it, and threw his hair over his face so that it hung in front of him like a curtain so that no one could see what he was doing.
It was a very interesting book, with very interesting and well detailed pictures….sex with food….sex with experimenting…sex with multiple partners…..positions……
"Hot damn!" Inu Yasha whispered to himself in amazement. "I'll bet that even Shio could learn something from this!" And Shio was like the thighmaster of sex….
His hormonal system became so interested in the book all other senses besides concentration were shut down so he could read and enjoy it to its full advantage. He was in the middle of reading about the gang bang when all of a sudden he felt someone tap him on the shoulder.
His brain jumped and so did he. He jumped away like it was a demon and turned around sweating and freaked out. Kagome stood there wide eyed, surprised by his strange reaction. Shippou sat on her shoulder and watched him through large innocent eyes.
"Uh…" Kagome started. "I was wondering if you wanted to feel the baby….but if you're busy…"
"Huh? Oh sure." ;;; he said. He shifted the book in his hand and placed his hand right below her rib cage, which was not the correct place. Kagome looked down at his hand and was about to tell him that he was wrong when she noticed the bulge in his pants. Her eyes widened and she blushed.
"You dork! It's lower!" Shippou said.
"Shut up, Shippou!" Inu Yasha shouted at him.
"Uh, actually," Kagome grabbed his hand and set it just below her belly button. "You're supposed to feel here."
Inu Yasha blushed deeper then he was before. "T-that's too low isn't it?"
Kagome shook her head, but it was pretty close to the hem of her skirt and that made her blush deeper.
So Inu Yasha stood there with his hand glued to her stomach, and he knew he would have to wait till he felt a kick. "I-"-he stuttered "I-d-don't feel anything."
Kagome glanced down at the bulge in his pants again and accidentally said out loud, "Apparently you do." Right after she said that, her whole face went red.
"Wha?" Inu Yasha looked down at where she was looking and realized what she meant. "Oh crap!" he dropped to his knees and tried to stop it by squeezing his legs together. Just knowing that Kagome had been watching it made him feel like he was going to explode. Well before he could get any worse, he hid the book in his sleeve and hopped off into the trees.
He stopped to have calm down time in a tree farther away from shoulder taps and other interruptions. Why was Kagome making him feel this way? Not that she wasn't the reason behind many of his past errections, but it was becoming a more noticeable frequent thing…to him at least. Most of the others probably hadn't a clue. Sango was neither a guy, nor did she seem to have much experience in it, so she probably didn't know. Shippou was a stupid kid so there was no way that he knew. There was no way of telling if Miroku knew or not, the perv might have known, but it wasn't like Inu Yasha had told him straight out. God forbid if Kagome knew. If she did, he would have shit twice and died.
He opened the book again and a folded up rectangle of notebook paper slid into his lap. Inu Yasha picked it up and blinked curiously. The words "Good luck" were written on the front of it in hot pink gel pen. He unfolded it three times to see the whole side of the front page covered with notes in an unknown person's handwriting. It said:
Dear Kagome,
Here's the book you asked for. I had to pry into the depths of my little brother's dresser drawer to find it. Hope it serves you well as it has served him! ^_^ Just kidding! He's never scored…anyway, good luck, hope you find what you need!
-Eki-chan
Who's Eki-chan? Inu Yasha thought. He folded the paper up and realized something he hadn't before. The whole back section of the book was being used as a folder for notes. He turned the page and found the next note, which was only folded once and the top right corner was sort of wrinkled. This one had Kagome's hand writing. She had good spelling. He read the first line which said: "Ideas for Inu Yasha"
WHAT?!?
Inu Yasha almost fell out of the tree in shock. He sat himself up quickly and held the paper incredibly close to his face. There was no way in hell that he would shrug reading this one off!
Questions to answer:
1.) What is "doggy style"?
2.) What turns a guy on?
3.) What would be the most fun to try?
-Good foods: chocolate (melted and solid), oreos, fudge….
-See Lubricant
-Some of these positions look like something only a super gymnast can do…
-bear pose…
-Rose spray
-Themes are creative and fun
-….cherries, strawberries, pears....
-Sponges and tissues
-the spread eagle
-Edible undies
-what the heck is tiramisu?
-the blossoming lilly
-dark shades of lipstick
-leash
-colored undies
-cookies, whipped cream (frozen or refrigerated), icing….
-wow, standing up does look uncomfortable
-frills
-red and/or black lingerie
-Oh my god! THAT'S what "Doggy style" is?!? ;;;;;;;
Inu Yasha read the note five times then sighed and slouched deeper on the branch. That was what made him realized he was a bit…well….sticky…
"Ah crap!" he said out loud.
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Sumiko set Shio down on a hill overlooking a town. Chocolate Monkey Man leapt off of her shoulder and started going through his hair. Shio sweatdropped. "Gross!" T_T He didn't like the idea of a little monkey who used to be an evil half demon genius checking his beautiful hair for small bugs.
Sumiko smiled at Naraku as she searched her kimono for something. "Kitty, why did you not take a shower before we look for a mate?"
"Because you freakn' tied me up before I got a chance too, that's why!" he said looking up at Naraku who parted his hair down the middle. "I take cold showers more often then I change my socks!"
"Oh?" Sumiko tilted her head to the side, "Why not warm shower?"
Shio half facefault. It would have been a full facefault if it weren't for the bondage and the monkey on his head.
Sumiko pulled a brochure out of the neckline of her kimono and read the cover. "Fu-king....a city known for it's freashwater streams, gun powder riffles...and single women! This is the town for yu, Kitty-chan!" ^_^
"Stupendous. Now, can you get this monkey off my head before he confuses me for the toilet?" T_T
"Oh, Kitty-chan, you know Chocolate Monkey Man is potty trained!" Sumiko waved the brochure at him.
Then they heard a couple of squeaking sounds as Naraku pulled a huge ear wig out of Shio's hair. Shio sweatdropped, horrified, "Was that on me?!" O o ;;;
Sumiko looked kind of sick herself, "Told ya, you should have showered."
"Sumiko, if you can find anyone in this time era who can go about their lives without getting insects in their hair, that would be amazing." Shio said as-a-matter-of-factly.
"Sesshomaru doesn't have bugs." Sumiko said.
Shio narrowed his eyes and a vein popped on his forehead. "Yes, well, we can't all have hair like Sesshomaru." He glared straight ahead in jealously. "The lucky bastard…"
Naraku plucked at a piece of his hair hard.
Shio cringed.
"Kitty-chan, you is such a whiner." Sumiko stated.
"I ain't no whiner!" he said and his eye twitched as Naraku pulled at another part of his hair.
Sumiko untied his feet and went behind him to untie his wrists. "Sumiko will leave you here for a while, but when she comes back, she doesn't want to hear that you skipped town to look for sake."
Shio snorted and sweatdropped. "Being bossed around by my own little sister. What a disgrace.."
Sumiko frowned at him. "Sumiko doesn't understand. She thought Kitty liked women!"
"I do like women!" Shio said. "I just don't like being made to like them!"
The ropes dropped off of his wrists and he rubbed them. Sumiko could tie a mean square knot.
"Well drop the rebellious act because getting a mate means full time commitment!" Sumiko said.
Shio looked over his shoulder at her. "Where did you learn that??"
Sumiko held up a green book which read, "Shio's Guide to Sex." And was followed up by a picture of him on the cover.
"Give me that!!" He snatched it from her.
"Sumiko only read the summary on the back, if Kitty-chan is worried." She said.
"Honestly. You're going to give me gray hair!" he said and started his walk down to the town.
Naraku jumped into Sumiko's arms and she waved to him. "Good luck, Kitty-chan! Sumiko will be back in a few hours!"
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Kikyo fell to her knees, breathing as if having an asthma attack. She hadn't seen her soul collecting serpents for days. In fact, she hadn't seen them for the exact amount of days that the demon had been following her. Since then, she had weakened physically and spiritually. It was then that she realized his plan. He was waiting for her to weaken enough to the point where he could kill her easily. She should have killed it when she had the chance.
The cold chill she was feeling from the demon blew stronger and more noticeably then before. This was it, it was going to spring out on her when she was at her weakest. As the freezing winds began to pick up, she heard a voice as if it were right next to her, whispering in her ear. "Having problems, are we priestess?"
(AN: Imagine the voice of Kenshin from Ruroni Kenshin. That's what the voice sounds like.)
Kikyo gasped for breath and choked, "Stay back demon if you know what's good for you."
"Should I now?" the voice asked in slight amusement. "Why should I stay back then? Why is it good for me?"
"I am Kikyo." She said, as if this was enough to send him running.
"Kikyo?" he said. "What a pretty name. Kikyo is a type of flower is it not? I'm not used to seeing flowers, so I wouldn't know."
What was this, a personal chat or threat on her life?
"If you wish me to die, I cannot allow it, my arrow shall fly before you're claws are even raised!" she said, though she wasn't exactly sure she could raise her bow even at the moment.
"Claws? How do you know if I have claws? Maybe I have wings, or flippers-"
"Are you going to try to kill me or not?" Kikyo finally asked. This conversation was petty from the start.
There was a pause before the voice said, "No. I'm not going to try to kill you."
Kikyo stooped forward even more, facing the ground. She couldn't raise her head. "What do you want from me?" she asked.
No answer came, but after a few moments, there came the soft crunching of footsteps across the grass. She groaned and a bead of sweat dripped off of her forehead and onto the dirt. "I mean it!" she found the strength to pick up her bow and swing it in some random direction as if to hit him. But not only could she not see him, but he was doing even better at hiding his demon aura. She grunted and swung the bow again, but someone caught it and ripped it out of her hand. She fell on her side, propping herself up with her elbow. She felt a cold hand placing itself on her shoulder and lightly laying her on her back in the middle of the path. She looked upward but the person was only a blur to her decreasing vision. She strained to see him until a hand was lain on her forehead while the other one held the pulse on her list. "Be still." He said.
All of a sudden, a cool icy feeling of magic began to fill her insides. Within moments, her strength grew and her composure returned to normal. As her vision returned, she could see him. He was a demon taking the form of a human man. About the age of 18. He was dressed in whites, blues, and a few blacks and silvers. He didn't have any claws. But his skin was very pale. His hair was black, and he didn't wear it up as most human men did, and his eyes were bright blue. He gave her a cold and expressionless gaze.
I don't believe it! Kikyo thought, looking at him in amazement. This demon possesses the power of light!