Finally Dumbledore decided on the song. He transformed Harry into a little skirt, little top and high heels.
'Now we need some volunteers to help Miss Potter here!' Everybody was rolling on the floor laughing at what Harry was wearing especially the Slytherins. 'Yes, Miss Weasley and Mister Creevy,'
Ginny and Colin run up to the stage and stood behind Harry. When the music started. Harry started dancing and swinging his hips.
Harry: I was feeling done in
Couldn't win.
I'd only ever kissed before.
Ginny: You mean she...
Colin: Uh-huh.
Harry: I felt there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting.
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
Ginny and Colin: More! More! More!
Harry: I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
Wizard of the night.
Then if anything grows * giggles *
While you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down *dirty dances *
Ginny and Colin: Down! Down! Down!
Harry: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand
Oh, I need action
Ginny: Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me
Colin: Wanna be dirty
Ginny: Thrill me, chill me, and fulfil me
Colin: Creature of the night
The whole Hall roared with laughter and cheering. Most of the Slytherins were on the floor rolling with laughter.
Colin and Ginny bowed and made their way down the stairs. Harry curtsied and was transformed back to his
normal clothes. Before making his way down the stairs bowed and blew kissing.
Dumbledore came back onto the stage. 'Now that was very amusing up next we have Professor Snape
Reluctantly Snape made his way up to the stage and announced. 'I will be singing…...