'And he shall be singing I'm the only gay wizard at hogwarts' Remus said through giggles.
Everyone in the great hall collapsed with laughter. Snape made his way up to the stage throwing dirty looks
towards Remus and Sirius. If looks could kill then Remus and Sirius would be dead.
I'm the only gay wizard
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay wizard
At hogwarts
I go out dark wizard hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay wizard
At hogwarts
Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay wizard
At hogwarts
I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I'm the only gay wizard
At hogwarts
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the Quidditch poles
I'm the only gay wizard
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay wizard
At hogwarts
Harry and Ron were rolling on the ground with laughter.
'That was the funniest thing ever!!' Ron said though his laughter.
All the houses except for Slytherins were rolling on the ground with laughter. The Slytherins were looking at their
head of house with disgust.
Dumbledore came to the stage who was chuckling to himself. 'Very entertaining Professor Snape! Next up we
have Cho Chang.'
A very pretty Cho Chang made her way up to the stage. 'I'm singing…
