THE MATRIX
CALL TECH SUPPORT
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MATT WALLJASPER AND JORGE CALDERON
(Movie opens like normal with code)
I had a ship!
(The Hammer: main deck)
AK: I got nothing, sir. No sign of Niobe or Ghost. Nothin' but blue pills.
Mauser: Should we jack in and try to contact them?
Roland: It wouldn't matter. My gut says they're down.
Mauser: Then we should start back.
Roland: No. If that ship can still fly, then we need it.
Morpheus: I've got a ship! It's big! It'll fly! I call it the Nebuchadnezzar!
Roland: Morpheus, your ship got blown up. We had to rescue you. Don't you remember?
Morpheus: Yeah, um.sure. But explain to Neo here.
(Morpheus points to his left)
Roland: Morpheus, Neo's in a coma.
Morpheus: God, we're jumping the shark already?
Roland: What does that even mean?
Mauser: I was afraid you were gonna say that.
Roland: Shut up, Umberto!
(Mauser stares at Roland)
Roland: Search every pipe, every hole, every crack we know. Sweep as wide as possible, as fast as possible.
Janitor: Yes sir, Mr. Roland. We'll get those rats!
(Janitor begins to sweep wide and fast)
Roland: As for you, do the same.
AK: Captain, these lines are crawling with calamari.
Roland: Then the sooner we find them the better.
I'm still not Agent Smith!
(The Hammer: infirmary)
(Maggie enters with a tray of food)
Maggie: Thought you could use something to eat.
Trinity: Thank you.
Maggie: Any change?
Trinity: No.
(Trinity looks at Bane/Smith)
Trinity: How's he?
(Bane/Smith wakes up)
Bane/Smith: I'm still not Agent Smith!
(Bane/Smith faints again)
Maggie: He's going to be fine, at least until he wakes up.
Trinity: What do you mean?
Maggie: The Captain has some questions for him. He better have some good answers. You see these cuts?
(Maggie lifts Bane/Smith's arm)
Maggie: I think they're self-inflicted.
Trinity: Why?
Maggie: You see this sign?
(Maggie holds up a sign saying "I cut myself but I'm not Agent Smith signed, Agent Smith, I mean this guy's name. That will fool these non- agents.")
Trinity: Why would someone do that?
Maggie: VDTs, maybe. I don't know. But like I said, the answer had better be good.
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Morpheus runs up to Roland)
Morpheus: Roland. I'd like to run another search through the Matrix.
Roland: For what?
Morpheus: For Neo.
AK: How can he be in the Matrix, sir? He's not plugged in.
Morpheus: Are you questioning my authority, Curly Joe?
AK: Sir, you have no authority. Roland is my captain. He never said to acknowledge you. In fact, he said not to listen to you. He said that you're an idiot rapped in a dumb shit.
Morpheus: Well, that may be but please, for me.
Giant Rat Poison
(The Hammer: infirmary)
Maggie: This is what keeps bothering me.
Trinity: What?
Maggie: His neural patterns don't read like someone who's in a coma.
(Maggie turns on display)
(The words "NOT IN COMA" appear)
Maggie: The strange thing is, I see these patterns all the time.
Trinity: Where?
Maggie: On someone jacked in.
(Morpheus walks in)
Morpheus: Hey, you fellow medical person, I'm the med tech for our ship. Can I help?
(Maggie turns to Trinity)
Maggie: Is this true?
Trinity: Unfortunately, yes.
Morpheus: What do you mean unfortunately? I injected you with the magic serum that saved your life a few hours ago.
Trinity: That was rat poison!
Morpheus: So? You're not a rat! And that was giant rat poison! I'm gonna go see if my damn search is done!
The Magic Bullet
(The Hammer: main deck)
AK: The big buckish. Nada. He's not in there.
(Morpheus walks in)
Morpheus: Damn! Link, I owe you a buck.
(Colt walks up)
Colt: Sir, we've got the projections!
Roland: How long?
Colt: Based on the point of entry and the past speed it looks like the machines will be inside of Zion in just under 20 hours.
AK: Jesus H. Christ.
Roland: All right, let's move with a purpose. AK, get upstairs, I want you on holographics. Colt, Mauser, I want forward and aft guns manned at all times. And make sure we are running on as few pads as possible.
Colt: Yes, sir.
(Morpheus jumps up and down)
Morpheus: What can I do?
Roland: Um.Morpheus.
(Roland pulls out a bullet from his pocket)
Roland: This is the um.uh.magic bullet. It fell here. It will grant you a wish. But only if you hold it and not touch anything else. Ever.
(Roland gives Morpheus a bullet)
Morpheus: Didn't this kill Kennedy?
Roland: No, that's the magic bullet theory.
(Operator phone rings)
Link: Hey. Hey! We got a call.
(Link runs and answers phone)
Link: Operator. (To crew) It's Seraph.
(At pay phone)
Seraph: I bring word from the Oracle. You must come at once.
(Screen goes black as Seraph hangs up the phone)
Neo and Sati
(Mobil Ave. train station)
(Camera fades in with Neo on the floor)
(Sati is standing above him)
Sati: Good morning.
Neo: Who are you?
Sati: My name is Sati. Your name is Neo. My papa says you're not supposed to be here. He says you must be lost. Are you lost, Neo?
(Neo gets up)
Neo: Where am I?
Sati: So you are lost. You could have said that instead. Dumbass. This is the train station.
Neo: This isn't the Matrix?
Sati: That's where the Train goes. That's where we're going. But you cannot go with us.
Neo: Why not?
(Sati leans in and whispers)
Sati: He won't let you.
Neo: Who won't let me?
Sati: The T-Rain-man. (Whispers) I don't like him, but my Papa says we have to do what the T-rain-man says or he will leave us here forever and ever.
(Screen dissolves)
Neo: Nice dissolve.
Who the hell?
(Oracle's apartment)
(Morpheus and Trinity enter)
Oracle: Morpheus, Trinity. Thank you for coming. One thing I've learned in all my years is that nothing ever works out just the way you want it to.
Trinity: Who are you?
Morpheus: Are you my mother?
Oracle: No.
Morpheus: Who the hell are you then?
Oracle: I'm the Oracle. I wish there was an easier way to get through this but there ain't. I'm sorry this had to happen. I'm sorry I couldn't be sitting here like you remember me. But it wasn't meant to be.
Trinity: What happened?
Oracle: I made a choice, and that choice cost me more than I wanted it to.
Morpheus: What choice? Was it to act on that pizza hut coupon? The three for the price of two?
Oracle: Actually, that was part of it. How'd you know?
Trinity: Yeah, I'd like to hear this too.
Morpheus: Remember? Neo tried to get it.
Trinity: That's right. (To Oracle) What was the rest of it?
Oracle: To help you to guide Neo. Now, since the real test for any choice is having to make the same choice again, knowing full well what it might cost - I guess I feel pretty good about that choice, 'cause here I am, at it again.
Trinity: Huh?
(Morpheus is reading "Oracle for Dummies")
Morpheus: Hey, there's a company called Oracle! And they have a plane! Look!
(Morpheus shows Trinity the picture of the plane)
Trinity: Do you know what happened to Neo?
Oracle: Yes. He's trapped in a place between this world and the machine world. The link is controlled by a program called the T-Rain man. He uses it to smuggle programs in and out of the Matrix. If he finds out where Neo is before you get to him, then I'm afraid our choices are going to become difficult.
Trinity: Why?
Oracle: Because of who the T-rain man works for.
Morpheus: The Meroving.ian.
Oracle: He has placed a bounty on your lives. You must be careful at all times.
Morpheus: Really? And how much is that bounty for. I'm curious.
Oracle: 1,000,000 dollars each.
Morpheus: Ok.
Oracle: Seraph knows how to find the T-Rain man, he will go with you. For years, he has protected me. I hope he can do the same for you.
(Seraph gestures to follow)
Seraph: Please, follow me. But first, I must apologize.
Morpheus: For what?
Seraph: For this.
(Seraph punches Morpheus)
Morpheus: Come on! That was so uncalled for! I know you didn't just disrespect me like that yo!
(All stare at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What?
Trinity: I must apologize for Morpheus.
Seraph: For what? .Oh, never mind.
Morpheus: Oracle.
Oracle: I know, Morpheus. I can see you're filled with doubt, clouded by uncertainty.
Morpheus: After everything that's happened, how can you expect me to believe you?
Oracle: I don't. I expect just what I've always expected. For you to make up your own damn mind. Believe me or don't. All I can really tell you is your friend's in trouble and he needs your help. He needs all our help.
Morpheus: Even mine?
Oracle: Yes.
Trinity: A lot of good that will do.
Morpheus: What was that?
Trinity: Nothing.
Everybody Limbo!
(Mobil Ave. train station)
Sati: Are you from the Matrix?
Neo: Yes. No. I mean, I was.
Sati: Why did you leave?
Neo: I had to.
Sati: I had to leave my home too.
Rama-Kandra: Sati! Come here, darling. Leave the poor man in peace.
Sati: Yes, papa.
(Sati runs to Rama-Kandra)
(Neo follows)
Rama-Kandra: I'm sorry, she is still very curious.
Neo: I know you.
Rama-Kandra: Yes, in the restaurant of the Frenchman. I mean (looks at camera) Freedom man. (Pulls out American flag and waves it) I am Rama- Kandra. This is my wife Kamala, my daughter Sati. We are most honored to meet you.
Neo: You're programs.
Rama-Kandra: Oh, yes. I'm the power plant systems manager for recycling operations. My wife is an interactive software programmer, she is highly creative.
Neo: So you make humans eat their dead?
Rama-Kandra: Basically, yes.
(Neo punches Rama-Kandra)
Neo: You made me eat people! You bastard!
Kamala: What are you doing here? You do not belong here.
Rama-Kandra: Kamala! Goodness, I apologize. My wife can be very direct.
Neo: Yeah, and I can be very direct when I'm kickin' your ass for making me eat people. It's okay. I don't have an answer. I don't even know where 'here' is.
Rama-Kandra: This place is nowhere. It is between your world and our world.
Neo: So it's like limbo?
Rama-Kandra: Yes.
(Limbo Guy walks up)
Limbo Guy Everybody Limbo!
(Limbo Guy pulls out a limbo stick)
(Everybody looks at him)
Limbo Guy: You can all just limbo your way to hell!
(Limbo Guy leaves)
Neo: Who's the T-Rain man?
Rama-Kandra: He works for the Frenchman.
Neo: Why'd I know you were going to say that?
Rama-Kandra: Because you're the One.
Neo: You're the One!
(Jet Li enters)
Jet Li: I'm the One!
(Neo and Jet Li point at each other)
Neo and Jet Li: You!
Jet Li: Gih!
(Jet Li runs away)
Rama-Kandra: The Frenchman does not forget and he does not forgive.
Neo: Kinda like me not forgetting your job and not forgiving you for making me eat people! You know him?
Rama-Kandra: I know only what I need to know. I know that if you want to take something from our world into your world that does not belong there, you must go to the Frenchman.
Neo: Is that what you're doing here?
Kamala: Rama, please!
Rama-Kandra: I do not want to be cruel, Kamala. He may never see another face for the rest of his life.
Neo: What a bitch. Oh, you're still here. I mean, I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that question.
Rama-Kandra: No. I don't mind. The answer is simple. I love my daughter very much. I find her to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But where we are from, that is not enough. Every program that is created must have a purpose; if it does not, it is deleted. I went to the Frenchman to save my daughter. You do not understand.
Neo: I just have never...
Rama-Kandra: ...heard a program speak of love?
Neo: It's a... human emotion.
Rama-Kandra: No, it is a word.
Neo: So is cannibalism you sick bastard!
(Neo kicks Rama-Kandra in the balls)
(Rama-Kandra drops to the floor in pain)
Rama-Kandra: (painfully) What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you are in love. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?
Neo: Anything.
Rama-Kandra: Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.
T-Rain man
(Matrix: inside a subway train)
(Seraph, Morpheus, and Trinity enter a subway train and walk towards the T- Rain man)
Seraph: That's him.
T-rain man: Get away! Get away from me! I only have 500 hundred dollars. Definitely. 500 dollars. I'm an excellent driver. Very excellent driver.
Seraph: We don't want trouble.
(T-Rain man pulls out a gun)
T-rain man: Get the hell away from me!
Seraph: We need your help.
T-rain man: I can't help you. No help. Who's on first? No one can help you! No one. Defiantly no one.
(T-rain man pulls on the emergency stop)
(Matrix: subway stop)
(Chase through the station)
(See movie)
{The T-rain man prepares to jump across the tracks in the path of the LOOP train}
Seraph: Oh, no.
(T-rain man jumps in the path of the LOOP train)
{The train passes, the T-rain man is gone}
Seraph: Damn it.
Morpheus: You can curse?
Seraph: Yeah, why shouldn't I?
Trinity: I'm with Morpheus on this one. For once. Aren't you an angel or something?
Seraph: That doesn't mean I can't curse like a fuckin' sailor does it?
Morpheus: Don't they produce this film?
Trinity: How do you know about the film?
Morpheus: I figured it out when I saw myself on a poster.
You're Still A Sick Bastard
(Mobil Ave. train station)
Neo: When is the train due?
Rama-Kandra: It's already late. It's not like the T-rain man to be late.
Neo: You think it has something to do with me?
Rama-Kandra: I cannot say. Who knows such things? Only the Oracle.
Neo: You know the Oracle?
Rama-Kandra: Everyone knows the Oracle.
Neo: Fine, but you're still a sick bastard.
Rama-Kandra: I consulted with her before I met with the Frenchman. She promised she would look after Sati after we said goodbye.
Neo: Goodbye? You're not staying with her?
Rama-Kandra: It is not possible. Our arrangement with the Frenchman was for our daughter only. My wife and I must return to our world.
Neo: Why?
Rama-Kandra: That is our karma.
Neo: You believe in karma?
Rama-Kandra: Karma's a word. Like 'love.' A way of saying 'what I am here to do.' I do not resent my karma - I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honor them.
Neo: All I know is that you're karma is for me to kick your ass!
(Neo: punches Rama-Kandra in the stomach then drives his head into Neo's knee)
Sati: Papa, the train!
Rama-Kandra: (delirious) Yes! Find your bag, quickly! (Rama-Kandra passes out)
(Neo wakes Rama-Kandra)
Neo: Can I carry that for you?
Rama-Kandra: All right.
T-rain man: Hurry it up, I'm late! Very late. Too late. Lot's of queens.
{Kamala and Sati pass, T-rain man stops Neo}
T-rain man: Who are you?
Rama-Kandra: He's a friend.
Kamala: Rama!
T-rain man: I know you. Defiantly know you. Met before. Long ago. Met you. Defiantly. Who's on first? So that's what they wanted. They wanted that. Defiantly wanted that.
Neo: I need to get back. I'll pay you anything you want.
T-rain man: Oh?
Neo: One way or another I'm getting on this train
T-rain man: Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna stay right here until the Merovingian says different. If I know him, you're gonna be here for a long, long time. Defiantly a long time. Very long.
Neo: You're the worst character parody yet so I don't want to hurt you.
T-rain man: You don't get it. I built this place. Built it. All me. Yes. Excellent builder. Down here I make the rules. Down here I make the threats. Down here, I'm God. Defiantly God.
(Turns to Rama-Kandra)
T-rain man: Get on the train, or you'll stay here with him.
What has to be done?
(Matrix: inside a car)
Seraph: We should return to the Oracle. She'll know what to do.
Trinity: No. We know what has to be done.
Morpheus: Right! We'll find a new Neo! A better one! I'll make the call. This guy's name is Omega.
(Morpheus picks up his cell phone)
Omega: Hello?
Morpheus: Hello Omega, do you know who this is?
Omega: Morpheus?
Morpheus: Yes. I've been looking for you. I don't know if you're ready for what I want to show.
(Trinity grabs Morpheus's cell phone and throws it out the window)
Morpheus: Hey!
(Mobil Ave. train station)
(Neo runs into the train tunnel)
(Neo comes out the other entrance)
Neo: Shit.
Club Hell Parking Lot
(Club Hell garage)
(Car drives away)
(Seraph walks out of the shadows)
Gang Member #1: You've got to be kidding...
Gang Member #2: Holy shit, it's Wingless.
Morpheus: I told you you were an angel!
Gang Member #1: I get it. You must be ready to die.
Seraph: I need to speak with him.
Gang Member #1: The only way you're getting through this door is over my big dead ass.
Seraph: So be it.
(All fight see movie for details)
Luck
(Club Hell elevator)
Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat check girl. And if we're lucky, one man for checking guns.
Trinity: And if we're unlucky?
Seraph: There will be many men.
Morpheus: What if we're very lucky?
Seraph: There will be no men.
Morpheus: And what if our luck is so-so?
Seraph: There will be a blind guy?
Trinity: Don't reason with him. You're wasting your time.
Morpheus: What if are luck is above average?
Seraph: Ah luck!
Club Hell Lobby
(Club Hell entrance)
(Elevator opens)
Coat Check Girl: Can I take your... oh my God.
(Morpheus pushes coat check girl into elevator)
(Club Hell shootout see movie for details)
(Henchmen try go on ceiling)
Morpheus: Sorry!
(Morpheus walks over to a wall and toggles a big switch that says "gravity" on it)
(Henchmen go on ceiling)
(Fight continues)
Club Hell
(Club Hell - VIP lounge)
(Morpheus, Trinity, and Seraph walk with their backs facing each other in a circle spinning with guns facing out towards the staircase)
(People stop and stare as they pass)
Merovingian: What in the hell? (Laughs) I don't believe this.
Merovingian: (to the DJ) Hey. Hey!
DJ: What?
Merovingian: Cut it.
DJ: Ok!
Morpheus: Throw down some phat old school beats yo!
(Everybody looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What? I'm just trying to get this party started old school yo. (To Merovingian: Hey Bone Marrow guy! I've come to collect the bounty! It's a million each right?
Merovingian: Yes!
Morpheus: Here's Trinity!
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: What?
Merovingian: (To Seraph) The prodigal child returns. L'ange sans ailes (Trans: The angel without wings). Are you here for the bounty, Seraph? (Laughs heartily) Tell me, how many bullets are there in those guns? I don't know, but I don't think you have enough.
Seraph: We only want to talk.
Merovingian: Oh yes, I'm sure you do, you have fought through hell to do so, yes? I'll tell you what I'll do. Put down the guns and I will promise you safe passage out of here.
Seraph: All three of us.
Merovingian: Oh yes, yes. Of course.
(Trinity, Seraph, and Morpheus put down the guns and are escorted up the stairs)
Merovingian: (laughs) Quelle bonne surprise, n'est pas? (Trans: What a fine surprise, isn't it?) Who could've guessed we'd all be seeing each other so soon after our last meeting? A fate too kind. And since you, my little Judas, have brought them here, I can only surmise that the fortuneteller has found herself another shell? Disappointing, but not unexpected. I do hope, however, she has the good manners to learn her lesson, and to remember that there is no action without consequence. And if you take something from me you will pay the price.
Seraph: You know why we are here.
Merovingian: (laughs) Come, now. What kind of question is this? Of course I know. It's my business to know. Some might think this a strange coincidence, but I do not. I am curious, though, as to how it actually happened. Do you know?
Trinity: No.
Morpheus: I know!
Merovingian: Really How?
Morpheus: Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much.
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: What! It's true!
Merovingian: No? I didn't think so. But it is always best to ask.
Morpheus: We want to make a deal.
Merovingian: (laughs) Always straight to business, huh, Morpheus?
Morpheus: I got here this Nolan Ryan rookie card and I want your Barry Bonds rookie card. Fair deal.
Merovingian: Okay. I have something you want. To make a deal, you must have something I want, yes? And it so happens there is something I want. Something I've wanted ever since I first came here. It is said they cannot be taken, they can only be given.
Morpheus: What?
Merovingian: The eyes of the Oracle.
Morpheus: For only a Barry Bonds rookie card? No way. I don't care if he does have the record. Lopsided trade!
Merovingian: Fine. I'll throw in Neo.
Morpheus: Him or his card?
Merovingian: Him!
Morpheus: Ok.
Merovingian: I have told you before, there's no escaping the nature of the universe. It is that nature that has again brought you to me. Where some see coincidence, I see consequence. Where others see chance, I see cost. Bring me the eyes of the Oracle, and I will give you back your savior.and Morpheus, you'll get you're Barry Bonds rookie card. That seems a particularly fair and reasonable deal to me. Yes, no?
Trinity: I don't have time for this shit.
{Hell Club upstairs fight see movie for details and gun configuration}
Trinity: You want to make a deal, how about this? You give me Neo, or we all die right here, right now.
Morpheus: I also get my card!
Merovingian: Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man?
Trinity: (cocks gun) Believe it.
Persephone: She'll do it. If she has to, she'll kill every one of us. She's in love.
Morpheus: What about me?
Persephone: You're just stalking me.
Morpheus: So?
Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.
Trinity: Time's up. What's it gonna be, Merv?
Morpheus: Oooh!
Reunited
(Mobil Ave train station)
Neo: Ok. You got yourself into this. You can get yourself out.
(Train pulls up)
(Trinity gets out)
(Trinity hugs Neo)
(Morpheus steps out of the train with a boom box)
(Morpheus sets it down and presses a button)
(The song "Reunited" plays)
What's That?
(Matrix: inside a car)
Morpheus: Are you ready for us?
Link: Almost, sir. They got some pretty ancient hacks here, we're working on it. Did you find Neo?
Morpheus: Can't you see him?
Link: No, sir. We were reading something but I couldn't tell what it was. We do see a Barry Bonds rookie card though.
Morpheus: Yeah that's mine.
Link: Hold on to that sir. It'll be worth a fortune.
Neo: I can't leave yet.
{Trinity looks over at him}
Neo: I have to see her.
Trinity: Now?
Neo: This is my last chance.
I Knew That
(Oracle's kitchen)
(Sati and Oracle are making cookies)
Oracle: That's it. That's the secret. You've got to use your hands.
Sati: Why?
Oracle: Cookies need love like everything does.
(Neo walks in)
Sati: Neo!
Oracle: I was hoping to have these done before you got here. Oh well. Sati, honey, I think it's time for a tasting. Take the bowl to Seraph and find out if they're ready.
Sati: Okay. (To Neo) I'm glad you got out.
(Sati leaves with the bowl)
Neo: Me too.
Oracle: So, do you recognize me?
Neo: No. Are you the other Oracle?
Oracle: Where'd you get that from?
Neo: Morpheus.
Oracle: Don't listen to Morpheus. Ever.
Neo: So a part of you is the Oracle?
Oracle: Yeah, that's how it works. Some bits you lose, some bits you keep. I don't yet recognize my face in the mirror, but... I still love candy.
(Offers Neo a piece of red candy)
Neo: No, thank you.
Oracle: Remember what you were like when you first walked through my door, jittery as a junebug? And now just look at you. You sure did surprise me, Neo, and you still do.
Neo: I wasn't aware that junebugs were jittery. But, well, you gave me a few surprises, too.
Oracle: I hope I helped.
Neo: You helped me to get here, but my question is why? Where does this go? Where does it end?
Oracle: I don't know.
Neo: You don't know or you won't tell me?
Oracle: I told you before. No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand, and I mean no one.
Neo: What choice?
Oracle: It doesn't matter. It's my choice. I have mine to make, same as you have yours.
Neo: Does that include what things to tell me and what not to tell me?
Oracle: Of course not.
Neo: Then why didn't you tell me about the Architect? Why didn't you tell me about Zion, the Ones before me - why didn't you tell me the truth? Why didn't you tell me that Morpheus would kill all those people? Why didn't you tell me Morpheus had that Nolan Ryan rookie card? Maybe I wanted that!
Oracle: Because it wasn't time for you to know.
Neo: Who decided it wasn't time?
Oracle: You know who.
(She points at the Temet Nosce sign above the door)
Neo: Remind me, what does that mean?
Oracle: You know who.
(Oracle points to the sign again)
Neo: That doesn't make any sense.
Oracle: You know who.
Neo: Huh?
Oracle: You know.
Neo: God. Shut up! This is pointless so I'm just going to continue!
Oracle: You know who.
Neo: I did.
(Oracle nods)
Neo: Then I think it's time for me to know a few more things.
Oracle: So do I.
Neo: Tell me how I separated my mind from my body without jacking in. Tell me how I stopped four sentinels by thinking it. Tell me how they gave Morpheus command of a hovercraft in the first place. Tell me just what the hell is happening to me.
Oracle: Morpheus once had the power of tactical skills. He impressed someone on the council. Give him a chance. Someday, he'll possess those skills again. He's very good at strategy.
Neo: Really?
Oracle: Yes. For your other question, the power of the One extends beyond this world. It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: The Source. That's what you felt when you touched those Sentinels. But you weren't ready for it. You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that, either.
Neo: The Architect told me that if I didn't return to the Source, Zion would be destroyed by midnight tonight.
Oracle: (rolls eyes) Please... You and I may not be able to see beyond our own choices, but that man can't see past any choices.
Neo: Why not?
Oracle: He doesn't understand them - he can't. He's too busy playing his lunge and drag on game, or whatever that crap is called. To him they are variables in an equation.or monsters in a dungeon. One at a time each variable must be solved and countered.or killed...with some kinda magic hippie sword. That's his purpose: to balance an equation.and to make it so no human can get passed skill level 50.
Neo: Why?
Oracle: Because if a human reached skill level 51, they would wake up from the matrix.
Neo: What's your purpose?
Oracle: To unbalance it.and to make it so not too many people play that damn role-playing game.
Neo: Why?
Oracle: Have you met the people that play it very seriously?
Neo: No.
Oracle: If too many people played it, then the human race would die out.
Neo: Huh?
Oracle: Go to a convention sometime. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Neo: What do you want?
Oracle: I want the same thing you want, Neo. And I am willing to go as far as you are to get it.
Neo: The end of the war.
(Oracle nods)
Neo: Is it going to end?
Oracle: One way, or another.
Neo: Can Zion be saved?
Oracle: I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that question, but if there's an answer, there's only one place you're going to find it.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: You know where. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Neo: What does that mean?
Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death. I see somebody outside the window keying my car!
(Oracle runs to the window)
Oracle: Get away from that car. I foresee me coming down there and kicking your ass! You'd better run!
(Oracle walks back to Neo)
Oracle: Now where was I? Oh, And you are all that stands in his way.
Neo: Smith.
(Oracle nods yes)
Oracle: Very soon he's going to have the power to destroy this world, but I believe he won't stop there; he can't. He won't stop until there's nothing left at all.
Neo: What is he?
Oracle: He's just having a temper tantrum. But he is also your opposite, your negative, the result of the equation trying to balance itself out.
Neo: What if I can't stop him?
Oracle: One way or another, Neo, this war is going to end. Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands... or in his.or Morpheus's.
Neo: Really? Morpheus?
Oracle: Yeah.
Neo: What happens if it's in his hands?
Oracle: You don't want to know.
Neo: Can I do anything about that?
Oracle: Don't let him come with you.
Neo: Ok.
(Neo leaves)
Psychic Morpheus
(The core of the Hammer)
(Neo is unplugged)
Trinity: How are you feeling? Are you all right?
Neo: I need time.
(Neo walks away)
Roland: That figures.
Morpheus: Roland. It's ok. Neo told me everything earlier.
Trinity: No he didn't.
Morpheus: No, really. He did.
Roland: Fine, what did he say?
Morpheus: Now, I'm not a genius or anything.
Trinity: That's for sure.
Morpheus: Huh?
Trinity: Nothing.
Morpheus: Didn't think so. Anyway, Neo said that he was feeling remorse. You see, he apparently killed three people, my neighbors, in Zion, and also our former operator Tank.
Link: Yeah, he also tied Tank up on top of our ship before then.
Morpheus: Yeah. So he just wanted to confess.
Link: Yes.
Morpheus: He also wanted me to ask if we could lay down some old school beats to get this party started old school yo.
Roland: Huh?
Morpheus: I don't know what it means either.
(Maggie enters)
Maggie: Captain Roland!
Roland: What's up, Maggie?
Maggie: Bane, sir. He's conscious.
Roland: Good. Maybe he's got some answers.
Morpheus: Come on! I gave you some answers. I swear they're real. Would I lie...Don't answer that.
The Third Song Scene
(Oracle's kitchen)
Oracle: Mmm, I love that smell. I sure am gonna miss it.
(Seraph enters)
Seraph: Oracle.
Oracle: I know, I know. Sati, honey! Take a few cookies and go with Seraph.
Sati: Can I come back? I would like to come back!
Oracle: I would like that too.
Sati: So I'll see you tomorrow.
Oracle: I hope so, honey, I hope so.
(Sati and Seraph leave)
(View of Smiths entering on ground floor)
(Hallway)
(Seraph and Sati go to the elevator)
(Elevator shuts down)
(Lights go off one by one)
(Seraph opens the stairs door)
(Smiths are seen climbing up)
(One smith trips and falls)
(Others fall)
Sati: I'm scared, Seraph.
Seraph: Come.
(Seraph goes to several doors and finds an unlocked one)
(He opens it)
(Seraph and Sati go into a far room)
Sati: He's following us.
(Agent Smith 1-6 enters)
Agent Smith: Well, well, it's been a long time. I remember chasing you was like chasing a ghost.
Seraph: I have beaten you before.
Smith: That's true, but as you can see, things are a little different now. (To Sati) And you must be the last exile.
Sati: The Oracle told me about you.
Agent Smith: Really? And what did she say about me?
Sati: That you're a bad man.
Agent Smith: Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
Sati: She also said that you have no friends and are a bigger loser than the Architect.
Agent Smith: (Angry) I said, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
(Oracle's kitchen)
(Smiths 1-6 and Smith/Sati enter)
Smith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But if that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave?
(Agent Smith sweeps plate of cookies off table)
Agent Smith: Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully. God, my head hurts.
Oracle: What did you do with Sati?
Smith/Sati: Cookies need love like everything does.
Oracle: You need love like everything else does!
(Smiths laugh)
Oracle: You are a bastard.
Agent Smith: You would know, Mom.
Oracle: Yeah well, at least I'm not a loser! Do what you're here to do.
Agent Smith: Yes, ma'am.
(Agent Smith jerks hand into Oracle)
(Code view)
(Oracle turns into Smith)
(Smith/Oracle laughs maniacally)
Smith/Oracle: I feel a song coming on!
(Smith/Oracle pulls out a microphone)
Smith/Oracle: 1, 2, 3, go! My me's don't mess around because I love me so much, that's for sure! Uh! I just took over the Oracle so now I'm goin' right out of that door! Don't try to fight my hand because they're a lot of me right here right now! Thank God for Mr. A unlocking my powers cuz I don't know how! Uh!
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! Sm- ith
Smith/Oracle: You think you got me. Oh, you think you go me. But there's just too many damn me so you got nothing at all! It's my damn matrix! Yes, my damn matrix but my matrix's always better with conflict involved! If what he says is "It ends tonight" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, then what makes conflict? So why ya, why ya, why ya, why ya, why ya, why are we so in denial if the viewers know what happens here. (Sadly) Y'alll don't want me here you just wanna dance.
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith!
Smith/Oracle: The Architect is my daddy!
All other Smiths: Sm-ith
Smith/Oracle: When I golf I use a caddy!
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith!
Smith/Oracle: It's kinda weird that now I'm my own momma!
All other Smiths: Sm-ith
Smith/Oracle: Earlier we had a character named Rama! Alright, Now fellas!
All other Smiths: Yeah!
Smith/Oracle: Now what's cooler than being Smith?
All other Smiths: Ice cold!
Smith/Oracle: That's doesn't make any sense! Try again! I say what's cooler than being Smith?
All other Smiths: No clue!
Smith/Oracle: I was looking for Oracle slash Smith! Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright! Now ladies!
All other Smiths: There's only Smiths here!
Smith/Oracle: Humor me!
All other Smiths: Yeah!
Smith/Oracle: And we gonna break this thing down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin' now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior Lend me suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go! Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
(All other Smiths just look on in disgust as Oracle/Smith "shakes it")
Smith/Oracle: Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it, OHH OH, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it, Shake it Suga, shake it like a Polaroid Picture
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! God, somebody help Smith! Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith.
(Repeat until faded out)
Smith/Oracle: We're gonna go platinum!
Bane Interrogation
(The Hammer: mess hall)
(Bane/Smith hums the tune to Agent Smith's song)
Bane/Smith: I really wish I could help, but I just... I don't remember any of it.
Roland: What about the cuts on your arms? Those cuts are more than one day old.
(Bane/Smith looks at his arms)
Bane/Smith: Yeah, definitely. You're right about that, sir. They look like they might be self-inflicted. Why would I do something like that to myself? Unless, of course, I wasn't myself... but... if I'm not me, then who am I? Not Agent Smith, that's for sure.
Roland: Has this man been tested for VDTs?
Maggie: Yes, sir, it was negative. But he is showing a lot of unusual neural activity. Some cross-synaptic firing as well as signs of recent trauma, with fresh fibrotic scarring throughout the cortex.
Morpheus: Does that mean he's dumber than me?
Maggie: I'm not sure.
(All get up and start to leave)
(Roland goes over to Maggie)
Roland: (Whispering) I want the truth, I don't care what it takes. Make him remember.
Maggie: Yes sir.
(Hammer: med bay)
Maggie: Come on! Remember.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: Please.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: I'll be your friend.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: I'll give you some money.
Bane/Smith: No.
That's Not the Logos!
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Roland enters the main deck)
(Mauser comes running up)
Mauser: Sir? We found her!
Roland: The Logos?
Mauser: Yes, sir.
Roland: 'Bout time we had some goddamn good news.
Morpheus: Are the thermals picking up any signs of life?
AK: No, sir. Nothing yet.
Morpheus: That could only mean one thing. They must have jumped and killed themselves. Why God, why?
Link: Sir, you don't have to cover up for deaths you didn't cause.
Morpheus: What are you implying, Mumbling Jim?
Roland: What about the ship?
AK: Well, holographic says the hull is still intact.
Roland: Drop her down nearby.
Colt: Yes, sir.
Roland: Get a full diagnostic on that ship as fast as humanly possible.
(Colt and AK leave)
(Logos crash site)
Colt: Careful, sir! The squids are sneaky bastards. Could be a trap.
Morpheus: I don't think this is the Logos.
Link: How can you be sure sir?
Morpheus: Well, they're a lot of sentinels around. Maybe it's a rock.
Link: That doesn't make any sense sir.
(Link kicks a sentinel)
Morpheus: No, that's defiantly not the Logos.
(Noise is heard)
AK: What was that?
(Niobe, Ghost, and Sparks emerge from behind some debris)
Niobe: You can put that shit away, boys. All she needs is a jump.
Morpheus: That's not Niobe, and that's not Ghost, and that's not um.uh.what was your name again?
Sparks: Sparks. We've never met.
Morpheus: I'm gonna call you Tall Jack.
Niobe: Morpheus.
Morpheus: Niobe. It's not you, is it? Are you a ghost?
AK: He's Ghost.
(AK points towards Ghost)
Ghost: I've been down in this ship for a while now, but I still get pissed off when somebody states the obvious!
Morpheus: You need a rational way of dealing with your anger.
Ghost: Like what?
Morpheus: Well, um, I, for example, kill people, I mean, I have a stress ball. Yeah, a stress ball.
Niobe: Morpheus. Are you all right?
Morpheus: Yes, I'm fine. We didn't know what happened after. I'm sorry.
Niobe: It's okay. I'm happy to see you too. Did you get Neo out?
Morpheus: Yes. How did you know about that? That would mean you're psychic which would make you.a communist?!
Niobe: Ah!
Morpheus: Ah!
Niobe: I knew because of the Oracle.
Morpheus: You saw her?
Niobe: Just before the sentinels found us.
Morpheus: What did she tell you?
Niobe: The same thing she always does. Exactly what I needed to hear.
Morpheus: I'm getting pretty sick of that what you need to hear crap. I think I need to kill, I mean, use my stress ball.
Still Pissing Off Lock
(Zion: council room)
Commander Lock: In less than 12 hours, the machines will breach the dock walls. Every simulation we've run, we've seen that once the machines are inside the city the odds of our survival decrease dramatically. Thus our primary objective must be to destroy or disable the diggers inside the dock. If we can do that, perhaps we can prevent them from ever reaching the city. If not, then as of now, I do not know what we will do.
Councilor Dillard: We understand that you've requested additional volunteers.
Commander Lock: That is correct.
Council Leader: Precisely what size of force are you planning to commit to the primary dock objective?
Commander Lock: Right now, the entire APU core and half the infantry.
Councilor Dillard: Half the infantry?
Commander Lock: If it were up to me, Councilor, I'd take every man, woman, and child, put a gun in their hands and march them straight into that dock.
Council Leader: Perhaps it is best that it is not up to you.
Commander Lock: Time will tell, Councilor. And with all due respect, why are you all always riding my ass?
Councilor Jones: Haven't you figured it out? We don't like you. Never did. Don't you see my point?
Council Leader: Jones just made a point!
Councilor Jones: Oh God no!
(Council Leader presses a button and Councilor Jones falls)
Councilor Jones: No!!!!!
Councilor Hamann: Commander, just one more question. Has there been word from the Nebuchadnezzar?
Commander Lock: None, and at this point there's no reason to expect that there ever will be.
Councilor Hamann: Perhaps. But we can hope.
Commander Lock: I'm afraid hope is an indulgence I don't have time for.
Councilor Hamann: You need to get a girlfriend.
Commander Lock: I have one, Niobe
Council Leader: Come on, we all know she is going to end up with Morpheus.
Shells
(Zion: Zee's and Link's home)
(Instead of mixing chemicals for exploding shells, Zee is eating clams and stacking the shells)
(Cas enters)
Cas: Zee, what are you doing?
Zee: Making shells.
Cas: They're evacuating our level. We have to go.
Zee: I'm not going with you.
Cas: What?
Zee: They've called for volunteers to hold the dock.
Cas: (to the kids) Kids, you stay here. (To Zee) I know how you feel, Zee, but you can't do that.
Zee: I have to.
Cas: Why?
Zee: Because I love him. I love him the same as he loves me. And if I were out there and he were here, I know what he'd do.
Cas: But you're gonna get yourself killed. It's crazy, Zee.
Zee: Maybe it is. But ask yourself, if it were Dozer, and you knew the only chance you had to see him again was to hold the dock, what would you do?
Cas: Make shells.
What the Shit?
(Zion: dock)
(Kid spills a cart full of APU ammo)
(Captain Mifune walks up)
Captain Mifune: What the shit is going on over here?
Kid: An accident, sir! I didn't see...
(Kid stands at attention)
Kid: I'm sorry!
Captain Mifune: Who the hell are you?
Kid: I'm here to volunteer, sir.
Captain Mifune: What's a pod-born pencil-neck like you doin' volunteering for my corps?
Kid: I want to do my part, sir! We gotta hold the dock.
Captain Mifune: How old are you, kid?
Kid: Eighteen.
Captain Mifune: Shoulda said sixteen, I mighta believed that!
Kid: OK, I'm sixteen.
Captain Mifune: Minimal age for the corps is eighteen, sixteen's too young!
Kid: The machines won't care how old I am. They'll kill me just the same.
Captain Mifune: Ain't that the goddamned truth.
Kid: Sir?
Captain Mifune: What?
Kid: Why the hell did you say what the shit?
Captain Mifune: I was mad.
Kid: I'm sorry sir, it's just not a widely used expression.
Captain Mifune: What the shit is your problem?
Kid: you did it again.
Captain Mifune: Damn it. Fine. Whatever. But you're still too young for the corps.
Kid: Give me a chance, sir. I won't let you down.
Captain Mifune: You do... you'll find me and the machines have something in common.
(Captain Mifune walks away)
Kid: What the shit was his problem?
They Scrambled It!
(Logos crash site)
(Ghost plugs in a big novelty power cord similar to ones used in our homes and places of work)
(Logos: main deck)
Ghost (over speaker): Okay. Charge the igniter.
(Sparks charges the igniter)
Sparks: She lives again.
(Hammer)
AK: You want us to patch an uplink to reload the operations software, Sparky?
(Logos)
Sparks: Yeah, that'd be swell. You can clean the windshield while you're at it. Uplinks are in place, I'm bringing her back online. Looking good, except, uh... something wrong with the Matrix feed.
(Hammer: main deck)
AK: No, there's not. You're looking at what we're looking at.
Sparks (over speaker): What the hell's going on in there?
Link: Whatever it is, it can't be good.
(Morpheus walks up)
Morpheus: Hey! They scrambled it! No fair! We got those channels for free! Now what am I gonna do late at night while everyone is sleeping?
(Everyone looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What?
Planning
(Hammer: mess hall)
Roland: The machines have taken Junction 21. The way I see it, if we drop down from broadcast here, at Interstate 153, we might surprise them. We go first, hammer as deep as we can, them blow our EMP. Hopefully, we can punch a hole big enough for you to get through.
(Niobe sighs)
Roland: It ain't pretty, but the way I see it, it's the only way back.
Morpheus: Why don't we just join with the machines? Then at the last minute we get in a quick cool, dry wit line and then blow our EMP?
Roland: Because that would make this an action film instead of a sci-fi film.
Morpheus: Isn't that what it is already?
Roland: (Reluctantly) Yes.
Morpheus: So, since there are no suggestions, let's go with the cool dry with thing.
Niobe: There's another way. A support line. It drops down right here. A thousand meters short of 21. If we're lucky, we may be able to slip down without them ever knowing.
Roland: That's a mechanical line. It's impossible, no one can pilot mechanical.
Morpheus: I can.
Niobe: No, you can't.
Morpheus: I have.
Niobe: Morpheus. Just because there are a few wires and power cables and broken machines from ages past doesn't mean it's a mechanical line.
Morpheus: Yes it does!
Niobe: No, it doesn't.
Morpheus: Man, why's everybody always riding my ass?
Roland: So nobody can pilot the mechanical line?
Niobe: I can.
Roland: Bullshit.
Niobe: I've done it.
Morpheus: That was a long time ago, Niobe.
Niobe: I said I can do it.
Morpheus: So? I can get away with murder! Um.not that I ever did though.I swear I didn't kill those people! They jumped! You guys saw the police report!
Roland: So what? If you can, you'll be the only one that can. There's no way we can follow you.
(Neo enters)
Neo: Hi. I know time is always against us, and I'm sorry I took so long. But I wanted to be sure.
Trinity: Sure of what?
Neo: I know what I have to do.
Morpheus: What?
Neo: There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it. I have to take one of the ships.
Roland: What?
Morpheus: To go where?
Neo: To the machine city.
(Roland laughs)
Neo: I know it's difficult to understand...
Roland: No, it's not - you're out of your goddamn mind.
Morpheus: Like me!
Neo: I still have to go.
Roland: You'll never make it. In a hundred years no ship has gone within a hundred kilometers of it, you'll never make it.
Morpheus: I can.
Neo: What?
Niobe: It's like the mechanical line Morpheus, just because there are few machines in a scrap heap doesn't mean it's a city.
Morpheus: So?
Neo: I have to try.
Morpheus: Is this what the Oracle told you?
Neo: No.
Morpheus: Who told you?
Neo: Nobody.
Roland: Morpheus didn't tell you, did he?
Neo: No.
Roland: Are you sure?
Neo: (hesitates) Yes.
Roland: This is asinine! If you want to kill yourself, go do it, but do it without wasting one of our ships.
Neo: You have to believe me, I have to go.
Roland: Bullshit! While I'm captain of this ship, I say where it has to go. Believe me, this ship will go to hell long before I let you take it anywhere.
Niobe: He can take mine.
Roland: You can't do that.
Niobe: Don't even think of trying to tell me what I can or cannot do with my ship after that little speech.
Roland: But for Christ's sake, Niobe...
Niobe: I'll pilot this ship. He can take mine. If we leave inside an hour, we should reach Zion as the machines do. That's as good a plan as any.
Roland: It's a waste. A goddamn waste.
Niobe: Two ships, two directions. Sounds like providence, doesn't it, Morpheus?
Morpheus: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was distracted by that shiny thing over there. So why'd you do it? You've never believed in The One.
Niobe: I still don't.
Morpheus: Then why are you doing this?
Niobe: I believe in him.
Neo: Thank you.
Smith Will Try To Suffice
(The Hammer: infirmary)
(Maggie injects Bane/Smith with a needle)
Bane/Smith: What's that for?
Maggie: To help you relax. To make it easier for you to remember.
Bane/Smith: What if I don't want to remember?
Maggie: Why would you want that?
Bane/Smith: What if I blew that EMP? What if I did destroy those ships and I am responsible for the deaths of all those men? If I did that, it wouldn't be very safe for me here, would it?
{Maggie tries to inject Bane with the relaxant, but he stabs her and she falls over dead}
Bane/Smith: Of course, it might not be very safe for you, either. Smith will suffice.
(Bane/Smith tries to inject his hand into Maggie)
Bane/Smith: That's right, I can't do that.
Getting Ready To Go
(The Hammer: room)
Trinity: I'm ready.
Neo: Trinity... There's something I have to say. Something you need to understand. I know I'm supposed to go. But beyond that - I don't know...
Trinity: I know. You don't think you're coming back. I knew it the moment you said you had to leave. I could see it in your face. Just like you knew the moment you looked at me that I was coming with you.
Neo: I'm scared, Trin.
Trinity: So am I. Took me ten minutes to buckle up one boot. But I'll tell you something. Six hours ago I told the Merovingian that I was ready to give anything and everything for you. Do you know what's changed in the past 6 hours?
Neo: 360 minutes?
Trinity: Guess again.
Neo: The position of this ship?
Trinity: In regards to you and me.
Neo: Um.
Trinity: Nothing.
(Morpheus enters)
Morpheus: I'm ready.
Trinity: No way. No Goddamn way.
Morpheus: It took me 12 minutes to buckle up one of my boots. That's why she beat me here.
Neo: Morpheus.
Morpheus: No, I'm going.
Trinity: No, you're not.
Morpheus: Fine! You know what? I'm just gonna build my own ship! Again! But this time I won't free any of you.
Neo: Well if it means that much to you.
Morpheus: Whoa! Hold it right there! I didn't really want to go. I was just trying to be supportive.
Trinity: Morpheus, if there ever is a day where you say something intelligent or logical or anything that is strategic or tactical, then Neo and I will die.
Goodbye
(The Hammer: gun bay/pilot cabin)
Roland (over speaker.): Are you finished loading that ammunition?
Mauser: Just about, sir!
Roland: Let's move it, we are out of time.
Niobe: You're not leaving them anything?
Roland: Said he didn't need it.
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Link hugs Trinity)
Link: I ain't saying goodbye. I'm saying good luck.
Trinity: Thank you.
(Trinity moves towards Morpheus)
Trinity: Remember what I said.
Morpheus: I know in the last movie I predicted you and Neo would die and I just wanted to tell you good luck. And I killed those people near me after their crap. But I didn't kill you guys.
Trinity: That's sweet.
(Neo moves to Morpheus)
Morpheus: I can only hope you know what you're doing.
Neo: Me, too. It was an honor, sir.
Morpheus: No, the honor's still mine.
(Neo shakes Morpheus's hand)
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Mauser (over speaker): We're ready, sir.
Roland: 'Bout damn time. (To Niobe) We're already late, Captain, so let's hit it and hit it hard.
Niobe: Bye, baby. Take good care of them.
Morpheus: Oh, I'm not going with them.
Niobe: I was talking to my ship.
Morpheus: God, you can't give me one moment in the sun can you?
(The Hammer takes off and leaves)
Why'd I Miss the Song?
(The Logos: pilot cabin)
Trinity: Ready?
{Neo nods. Trinity punches a button and the lights go out}
Trinity: Engine's still firing. Must be a fuse. I'll check it out.
(Trinity goes into the fuse room)
Bane/Smith: I should've known he'd sent his bitch first.
Trinity: Bane?!
Bane/Smith: No one ever got away from me as many times as you did. Every single time I thought it was the last. Every time I was sure we had you, but somehow you'd slip through our fingers. I really can't express just how aggravating that can be. Almost as bad as being stuck in this body and missing the rest of me's musical number.
Trinity: What are you talking about?
Bane/Smith: We had a musical number a few scenes back. It was a parody of Outkast's Hey Ya.
Trinity: No, about the other thing.
Bane/Smith: I think I might enjoy killing you as much as killing him.
(Trinity runs to the intercom)
Trinity: Neo! It's Bane, he's psychotic!
Bane/Smith: You're gonna pay for that.
Morpheus Didn't Do It!
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Ghost: Twenty-seven kilometers to go.
AK (over speaker): Captain, we've got an emergency down here.
Roland: What is it, AK?
AK: It's Maggie, sir. She's dead. Murdered. I think it was Morpheus...
Morpheus: Nope wasn't me this time.
Link: Or me.
Morpheus: If it was me you'd never know. I'd of covered it up. I would of made it look like a suicide and nobody would ever know. Not that I have though.
Link: If it was me, I'd of just tied her up to the roof of the ship and dismissed her kicking the ship as giant mice.
Morpheus: You said rats before.
Link: Right, rats. Giant rats.
AK: Maybe it was Bane.
Roland: Goddamn it.
(Hammer: main deck)
Roland: I knew it. I knew he was out of his goddamn mind. He fired that EMP. Goddamn it, I should have beaten it out of him.
(Colt and AK enter)
Colt: We've searched the whole ship, captain. He ain't here.
Roland: I know where he is.
Morpheus: The Nebuchadnezzar. No, that got blown up. What was that other ship? The Keymakin' John? The Mumbling Jim? The Tall Jack?
Sparks: No that's what you named me.
Morpheus: Quiet Neo!
Link: We gotta go back!
Roland: Too late.
Link: You don't know that, what if they need our help?
Roland: It's too dangerous.
Link: Why?
Roland: Because if he's killed them, he'll control another EMP. At this point, they're on their own... just like us.
This Time I Really Am Agent Smith!
(Logos: main deck)
(Bane/Smith is holding a knife to Trinity's neck)
(Neo enters with an electricity gun)
Bane/Smith: Mr. Anderson. I see you're as predictable in this world as you are in the other.
Neo: What?
Trinity: He's out of his mind.
Bane/Smith: It might appear that way to you, but Mr. Anderson and I know that appearances can be deceiving. Confused, Mr. Anderson? It'll all become clear in a moment. Now, thank you for bringing me the gun. You can set it down right there.
Trinity: Don't do it. Shoot. Shoot now.
Bane/Smith: Yes, shoot, fry us, burn us alive!
Trinity: Shoot, Neo. If you don't, he'll kill us both.
Bane/Smith: Look at him. He knows he should do it but he won't. He can't.
Trinity: Do it.
{Neo puts the gun down}
Bane/Smith: Back away from the gun and turn around.
(Neo does)
Neo: Let her go.
(Bane/Smith pushes Trinity into a hatch and closes it)
(Neo and Bane/Smith run towards the gun)
(Bane grabs the gun and points it at Neo's face)
Bane/Smith: Somehow familiar, isn't it? We've been here before, you and I. Remember? I do. I think of nothing else.
Neo: Who are you?
Bane/Smith: Still don't recognize me? I admit, it is difficult to think, encased in this rotting piece of meat. The stink of it filling every breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape.
(Bane/Smith spits blood)
Bane/Smith: Disgusting! Look at how pathetically fragile it is. Nothing this weak is meant to survive.
Neo: What do you want?
Bane/Smith: I want what you want.
Neo: You sure as hell won't get her!
Bane/Smith: No. I want something else. It rhymes with shmorld smestruction.
Neo: Wait. I know who always gives riddles to what he wants then uses shm in them. It all makes sense now.
(Jump cut to back in Zion when Neo and co and leaving right before Kid gives Neo the spoon)
Bane/Smith: No, I'm fine. I just wanted to catch you to say good luck.
Neo: Thanks.
Bane/Smith: Well see you, Mr. Anderson I mean Neo, I mean, I'm not Agent Smith!
(Back to present)
{Neo looks up with recognition in his eyes}
Bane/Smith: Yes... That's it, Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh, look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy.
Neo: No.
Bane/Smith: Oh yes, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: It can't be.
Bane/Smith: There's nowhere I can't go, there's nowhere I won't find you.
Neo: How can that damn spoon kid take over you and come here!
Bane/Smith: Try again. I'll give you another clue. Let's try a different flashback.
Neo: Ok.
(Jump cut to a child playing with a pail in a sandbox)
(A similar aged kid dressed as an agent walks up and takes the pail)
Young Agent Smith: Ha! I've got your pail Mr. Anderson. It was inevitable.
Young Neo: You're mean! Wah!
(Begins to cry)
(Back to present)
Neo: You! You took me pail! I was five years old! That was my pail! That memory has haunted me for my entire life! I know who you are but.it's impossible . Bane/Smith: Not impossible. Inevitable. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
(Switch to Trinity in lower room)
Trinity: This is it, it's gotta be.
(She pushes a circuit breaker, the lights go out)
{Bane/Smith and Neo fight}
(Bane/Smith grabs a live wire and sticks it in Neo's eyes)
(Neo screams)
(Trinity)
Trinity: Oh, no.
(Top Breaker room)
(Neo stumbles around blind)
(Bane/Smith stays a few feet ahead of him)
Bane/Smith: I wish you could see yourself, Mr. Anderson. The blind messiah. You're a symbol for all of your kind, Mr. Anderson. Helpless, pathetic. Just waiting to be put out of your misery.
(Bane/Smith swings a metal bar at Neo)
(Neo dodges)
Neo: I can see you.
(Neo is facing a wall)
(Smith is to Neo's left)
(Neo grabs the bar)
Bane/Smith: I'm over here.
Neo: Oh.
(Neo turns)
(Orange View)
Bane/Smith: It's not over, Mr. Anderson. It's not over.
(Flaming Smith Head disappears)
Neo: Trinity!
(Trinity climbs up to Neo)
Trinity: Neo. Oh no. Your eyes.
Neo: I'll be okay. It's all right, Trin. But I think you're gonna have to drive.
Calm Before the Storm
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Seismic's projecting twenty-two minutes to breach.
Commander Lock: They can't know we don't have an EMP, they'll have to attack in waves. Concentrate our offense on the diggers. Order the APUs into position.
Lock's Lieutenant: Yes, sir.
(Zion: dock)
Captain Mifune: All right, this is it. Now, you all know me, so I'll just say this as simple as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is: if we have to give these bastards our lives, we give 'em hell before we do!
(APU fighters cheer)
APU Fighter 1: Sir! Look! One of the machines is at the dock!
Captain Mifune: That's impossible. What the shit? Just...just.what the shit?
(The Terminator breaks through the roof and falls to the APU's)
Terminator: Wahahah!
Captain Mifune: What the shity shit is that piece of shitin' shit?
Terminator: I am a machine! Must kill Mifune.Connor!
(Captain Mifune gets out of his APU and pushes the Terminator over the ledge)
Terminator: I'll be back!!!!!!
(Zion: a tunnel)
Zee: You scared, Charra?
Charra: Shit, yeah. I'll make you a deal, though. You keep loadin', I keep shootin'.
Zee: Deal.
Cheese it!
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
AK: Holy Christ would you look at that?
Roland: Quiet. How far down?
Ghost: 1.4 kilometers.
Morpheus: Still generating too hot field.
Roland: We wouldn't be if you turned off that hot plate!
Morpheus: I was making this popcorn for everyone, but now you can't have any!
(Roland unplugs the hot plate)
Niobe: Ghost, kill all auxiliary systems. Give me full manual, drop down to four pads.
AK: It'll bottom out!
Niobe: Easy, baby.
Ghost: 700 meters.
Niobe: If we can just get close enough.
Ghost: 600 meters.
AK: There.
(AK points to a hole)
(Hammer scrapes a metal shard)
Morpheus: We've hit an iceberg! Abandon ship! Me first!
Niobe: Shit!
(Sentinels begin to chase)
Ghost: Jig's up, here they come.
Morpheus: Cheese it!
Niobe: Give me full power, full systems!
Roland: Man the gun turrets, every goddamn one of 'em!
Niobe: Ghost, you're the best gunner we have, go with them. Morpheus, take his place!
Morpheus: Ok.
Niobe: I meant Roland! You'll screw me up!
Morpheus: Too late.
Link: I'm comin', baby.
Morpheus: Here they come.
Roland (over speaker): Slow down, this ain't the Logos!
Niobe: Hold on to your lunch, Roland, here we go.
(Hammer flips over into hole)
Roland: Holy Christ! Didn't know this ship could do that.
Breached!
(Digging machine breaks through)
(Zion: command center)
Operations Officer: Breached! The dock is breached!
(Zion: dock)
Mifune: Knuckle up!
(APU's "knuckle up")
(The sentinels start coming through the breach)
(Battle begins)
Mifune: For Zion!
(Battle continues)
Mifune: Knuckle up!
APU-9 Soldier: Reload!
(Zion: ammo compartment)
Radio Bunker Man: Reload Nine!
(Ammo Guy 1 and Gunners 1 and 2 leave)
{Sentinel is shot down by the gunners in the ammo compartment}
Radio Bunker Man: Go, go, move, move!
Kid: Hey. I've got a question?
Radio Bunker Man: What?
Kid: When you say to reload an APU and give a number, how do we know which one out there is that number?
Ammo Guy 2: He's right. They don't have any I.D. or anything.
Radio Bunker Man: Just go to the one that's not shooting.
Ammo Guy 2: What if several of them are not shooting?
Mifune: Watch the left! Don't let 'em through!
(One of the APUs falls from the bridge)
Mifune: Zuka!
APU-2 Soldier: Who's Zuka?
(Battle continues)
(A huge sentinel swarm moves towards the tower)
Tower Soldier: Oh my God.
(Sentinels swarm the tower, knocking down the tower gun)
(Zion: dock periphery)
(Charra and Zee run to ledge)
(Zee loads two shells into Charra's gun)
(Charra fires into a digging machine)
Charra: Shit.
NOT ENDORSED BY STARBUCKS
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: Where the hell's my infantry? I want that goddamn machine taken down! And where's my goddamn drink?
(The words "NOT ENDORSED BY STARBUCKS" flash on and off on the screen)
Starbucks Guy: Right here, sir! Starbucks! That's right the warm refreshing taste of Starbucks in the morning is just what you need to get up and go.
Commander Lock: Great for when the world is overwhelming you and you need to take the stress down a notch. And with all of the convenient locations, there's one near you.
Starbucks Guy: Hey, if we can get Starbucks coffee in the middle of the battle for Zion, then you've got one near you.
(Battle Report Guy walks up)
Battle Report Guy: Sir, here's the report.what's with these words flashing down on the screen?
Commander Lock: Nothing. Somebody just got free advertising.
Starbucks Guy: They should pay.
(The words stop flashing on the screen)
Voice Over: Make checks payable to Matt Walljasper.
Commander Lock: What the hell was that?
I Regret Nothing!
(Zion: dock periphery)
(Zee loads two rockets into Charra's gun)
Charra: Take this!
(Charra shoots)
(rockets hit machine in a leg)
(Machine begins to fall)
Digging Machine: I regret nothing!
Zee: Oh shit!
(digging machine falls down)
(Zion: command center)
Military Personnel: Yeah!
Operations Officer: 72 at the breach point.
Commander Lock: Goddamn it!
(Digging Machine falls into dock)
I Liked That Song!
(Hammer)
(Hammer hits a wall)
Niobe: Shit, she's got a fat ass.
(Sentinels swarm over the hoverpads of The Hammer)
Niobe: Keep 'em off me!
Roland: Goddamn, there's a shitload of 'em.
Mauser: Captain! Do you see that?
Roland: They're going for the radio, stop 'em!
(Sentinels take out radio)
Roland: Shit.
Morpheus: Yes. I mean no. Hey! They took out the radio! My favorite song was on! Those bastards! I kill 'em all!
Niobe: Morpheus, Help me pilot! The radio isn't that kind of radio!
Morpheus: Are.are you sure?
I Think She's Dead
(Zion: dock periphery)
Charra: Yeah.
(Charra positions herself on the edge)
Charra: Grab my belt.
(Zee grabs her belt and Charra hangs over the precipice)
Charra: Just give me one clean shot.
(Charra shoots, but fails to find her intended mark)
Charra: Shit.
(Sentinels swarm in)
(Sentinels try to stab Zee and Charra)
(Sentinel stabs Charra)
Zee: Charra!
(Soldier enters)
Soldier: (whispers) I think she's dead.
The Hammer
(Zion: command center)
First Operator at Command: Commander Lock, I've got incoming!
Commander Lock: I got a dock load of incoming!
First Operator at Command: Sir, yes, sir, but this is different, sir.
Commander Lock: What?
First Operator at Command: I think it's one of ours.
Lock's Lieutenant: The holographics are trying to confirm, sir.
Commander Lock: Contact them, I want access codes.
Lock's Lieutenant: We're trying, sir, there's no response.
Commander Lock: It's a trick. That's not one of ours, it can't be. That's a mechanical line. No one can pilot mechanical.
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Niobe: Fore and aft - 30 degrees, 80 percent!
Morpheus: For my ass - 30 bees, 8 cups of tea with 8.25% sales tax.
Niobe: What the hell? Fore starboard, 60 degrees, 20 percent.
Morpheus: That's right! For Starbucks! 60 dollars for a cup!
Niobe: Come on, keep up!
Morpheus: I'm trying! You try doing this. It isn't easy.
(Zion: command center)
Operations Officer: Sir, holographic confirms. It's the Hammer, sir. Here it is.
(Repair Guy walks up with a hammer)
Repair Guy: Here's that hammer you wanted.
Operations Officer: Sir, we've got that other thing we were tracking sir! It's the Hammer.the ship.not the tool.
Commander Lock: How can that be?
Operations Officer: We named the ship the hammer. You know like a war hammer. Which is a tool, but I guess the ship is a tool of war. But, the ship is under attack, sustaining heavy damage. But at its present velocity, it'll reach Gate 3 in twelve minutes.
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, their EMP could take out every sentinel up there.
Commander Lock: It'd take out more than that. It'd wipe out our entire defense system. We blow an EMP in there, we will lose the dock!
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, we've already lost the dock.
Commander Lock: Open the gate.
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, we don't need to do that. It's coming into gate three. That gates not closed. There's just a big tarp over it. Remember?
Commander Lock: That's right. Open the tarp.
Zion Gate Operator: The tarp's not responding! It's taken critical damage, sir! We've lost control! We can't open the tarp!
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Morpheus: There's the exit.
Niobe: On my mark, give me full power, 90 degrees, lower left starboard.
Morpheus: Null your power, 90 greenbacks.
Niobe: Now!
(She guides the ship out of the mechanical line)
Niobe: Hold on, baby.
Roland: Goddamn, woman, you can drive.
Niobe: We ain't home yet. What about the gate?
Morpheus: The sentinels are inside the dock. And the tarp's still up.
Niobe: Are we too late?
Morpheus: Not for that cool dry wit plan.it would work if Zion wasn't there. In fact, it would be more dramatic.
Niobe: Shut it, Morpheus!
The Tarp Must Be Destroyed!
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: How many APUs are operational?
Lock's Lieutenant: Thirteen, sir.
Commander Lock: Get me the one closest to Gate 3's tarp.
(Zion: dock)
Captain Mifune: (screams) Reload!
(Zion: ammo compartment)
Radio Bunker Man: It's pissin' metal.
Kid: that was very random. You know that, right?
(Kid gets the ammo cart rolling toward the door)
Radio Bunker Man: Go!
(Kid and Gunners 3 and 4 run out of the bunker)
(Zion: dock)
Mifune: Heads up, they're comin' down!
(Kid's gunners die)
(Kid looks around)
(Three APUs are not shooting)
Kid: Damn it! I knew this would happen!
Captain Mifune: Over here!
(Kid comes up to Captain Mifune's APU)
(Kid begins to load the ammo)
Captain Mifune: Behind you!
(Mifune shoots some Sentinels)
(Ammo spills)
(The box loaded into the APU is jammed)
Kid: It's jammed!
Captain Mifune: Forget it, kid! Get outta here!
(Kid un-jamms the ammo box)
Kid: Got it!
(An unnecessarily large swarm of sentinels flies through Captain Mifune's APU)
Kid: Captain Mifune! Oh, no.
Mifune: (dying) ...coming. They're coming. The Hammer.
Kid: What?
Captain Mifune: (non dying, perfectly healthy, and angry) I said the Hammer is coming! What the shit is your problem? (dying) You have to open that gate. Cut the counterweights. Then the tarp will fall. You can do it. Hurry. There's no time.
Kid: Captain. I didn't finish the training program.
Captain Mifune: Neither did I. What.the.shit.
(Captain Mifune dies)
(The Hammer: turret)
(Turret begins to misfire in the ship)
Roland: Shut that down!
AK: Kill the feeder!
Roland: We can't make it! We gotta blow the EMP now!
Niobe: We can't!
Morpheus: Think of the bullet! That magic bullet! I never used my wish! I'll use it know! I wish for.I wish for.
Roland: This is it! Morpheus is gonna save us with his wish!
Morpheus: I wish for.a dollar!
(Nothing happens)
Morpheus: Damn it Roland, you lied about the bullet!
Roland: Oh yeah, that's right.I forgot about that.
(Zion: dock)
Kid: Keep the weight forward. Light as a feather. Light as a feather.
(Kid maneuvers the APU toward Gate 3, the sentinels notice him and go in to attack)
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Commander, holographic reports Captain Mifune's APU is up and moving to Gate 3!
(Zion: Gate 3)
Kid: Don't over squeeze the trigger...
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Captain Mifune's APU's just reached Gate 3!
Commander Lock: How much time?
Operations Officer: Two minutes to impact!
Commander Lock: Captain Mifune, do you copy?
Lock's Lieutenant: His radio is down, sir.
Commander Lock: Mifune, this is Lock. I don't know if you can hear me but if you can...
(Hammer)
(Morpheus hears the broadcast)
Morpheus: Well this sucks, what else is on?
Niobe: Where'd you get that radio?
Morpheus: I don't know. But I didn't kill the owner of it and drop his body into the water-recycling machine.
(Zion: a tunnel)
(Zee hears the radio)
Lock (over radio): ...the Hammer is two minutes away. You've got two minutes, Captain, to get that tarp down.
Zee: Link!
(Zee runs away)
(Hammer: turret)
Roland: Get to the main deck! Charge the EMP!
(Zion: Gate 3)
(Kid's APU falls from sentinel fire)
(Sentinel closes in for the kill)
(Zee shoots it)
Zee: Do it, Kid.
Kid: Neo. You're a jackass. There, I said it. But still, I believe.
(Kid shoots the counterweights and the tarp falls)
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Niobe: Yes!
Morpheus: Can we make it?
Niobe: We ain't come this far.
Link: Almost home.. Almost home...
(Ship crashes into tarp and drags it forwards until it comes to a stop in the dock)
Morpheus: Burn it, Link!
(Link burns a piece of paper)
Niobe: What was that?
Morpheus: If we didn't make it, it was a confession. From Link and me.
Niobe: Whatever. Link! Burn the EMP!
(EMP fires)
(sentinels fall out of the sky and fall from the digging machines' holes)
(Zion: command center)
(Military personnel cheer)
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Morpheus: You did it.
Niobe: No. We did it.
Morpheus: You're a hell of a pilot.
Niobe: Some things in this world never change.
Morpheus: But some things do?
Niobe: Luckily, some things do.
Morpheus: Yes.
Niobe: I thought you only did that when people cursed.
Morpheus: Yes. I've hardly done it at all today. Yes. I'm just making up for lost time.
(Zion: dock)
(Hammer door opens)
(Zion crowd cheer)
(All exit)
Zee: Link!
Link: Zee?
(Zee and Link run to each other)
Zee: Link!
Link: Zee!!!
Zee: I knew you'd come. I knew it.
Link: I made a promise.
Zee: You did wear it.
Link: Are you kidding? I'm never gonna take it off!
Mmmm.platter.
(Zion: personnel gate)
(Hammer crew, Remaining Neb crew, and Logos crew exit elevator)
Commander Lock: Three captains, one ship. I assume the other ships were lost under equally pointless circumstances?
Niobe: Good to see you too, Jason.
Commander Lock: Council's waiting to hear an explanation. You'll forgive me for not attending, but I have to try to salvage this debacle.
Morpheus: That's a funny word. Debacle.
Roland: Did I miss something, Commander? I thought we just saved the dock.
Commander Lock: That's the problem with you people. You can't think for five minutes in front of your face.
Roland: Sir, I believe some of us can think less ahead than that.
(show Morpheus picking his ear)
Commander Lock: That EMP knocked out almost every piece of hardware and every APU. If I were the machines, I would send every Sentinel I had here right now. Saved the dock, captain? You've just handed it to them on a silver platter.
Morpheus: I want some platter! I like platter!
(Zion: dock)
Work Leader: Come on, get it cut!
Worker 1: The bridge is clear.
Worker 2: You hear that?
(Sentinels enter through Gate 3)
You Suck Ass!
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: Get that cable cut! I want that system back online.
(Lock's Lieutenant walks up)
Lock's Lieutenant: Commander, it's the dock. We've got incoming.
Commander Lock: Order everyone to fall back. Seal the shaft. Now.
(Zion: dock)
Worker 1: Move it!
(Zion: control center)
Work Leader: All clear.
Commander Lock: Do it.
(the shaft is sealed, and he looks up)
Commander Lock: Your move.
(Morpheus enters)
Morpheus: Oh come on! He gets to do the cool dry wit but I don't? That sucks ass!
(Morpheus points to Work Leader)
Morpheus: You suck ass!
The Lord of the Matrix's Rings
(Zion: small room)
Councilor Dillard: So you gave them your ship?
Niobe: That is correct, Councilor, I did.
Council Leader: Knowing what he planned to do with it?
(Niobe nods)
Councilor Hamann: And the Oracle said nothing of this?
Niobe: She told me Neo would need my help, and when the time came I would choose to help him or not.
Council Leader: But what hope can a single vessel have against the armies of Mordor?
(Everyone looks at Council Leader)
Council Leader: What? Oh wrong movie! Damn it! You guys know what I'm talking about. The machine city thing.you know.the one place where the ring can be destroyed.
(Everyone looks at Council Leader)
Council Leader: Did I do it again? Fine the machine city.
Roland: None, it's completely impossible, but he wouldn't listen. He wouldn't even take any ammunition. He was totally out of his goddamn mind.
Morpheus: No, he wasn't. Neo is doing what he believes he must do. I don't know if what he's doing is right, and I don't know if he'll reach the machine city. And if he does, I don't know what he can do to save us. I also don't know where my baseball card is. And I don't know who shot Kennedy. But I do know that as long as there's a single breath in his body, he will not give up. And neither can we. But as I have said before, we are completely boned. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Roland: You were so close to saying something logical!
Morpheus: Shut up Keymakin' John!
Hey, That was in the First Movie!
(The Logos: pilot cabin)
Trinity: Temperature's dropping. Here we go.
(The logos comes up to a rift and head up to the surface)
Neo: We're over the fields, aren't we?
Trinity: How do you know that?
Neo: I can feel that baseball field Morpheus was talking about.
(The camera pans over the field briefly)
(The camera shows the baseball field)
Neo: Over there.
(Neo points)
Neo: There's our path. Can you see it? Three lines.
Trinity: Power lines.
Neo: Follow them.
(The Logos follows the lines)
No Way That Just Happened
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: What are they doing?
First Operator at Command: I don't know. Lieutenant!
(Dock)
(Sentinels fly up to disabled Digging Machine and power it up using their own power)
Commander Lock: God damn it.
Lock's Lieutenant: What do we do now, Commander?
(Zion: small room)
Commander Lock: It is now a matter of time. The machines will breach the walls of the city. I recommend that the Council join the rest of the non- military personnel in wherever they are hiding.
Council Leader: And where is that?
Commander Lock: They are scattered. I have no idea how we can mount a defense inside the city.
Morpheus: If I may interject?
Commander Lock: God, this outta be good. What is it Morpheus? Do you think we should surrender? Do you think we should get in a cool, dry wit line? Huh? What is your master plan? I know! Let's just poke them with sticks!
Morpheus: Actually, I was going to suggest that we round up all of the citizens and place them into the temple.
(Morpheus pulls out a chart from his pocket places it on a wall and pulls out a pointer)
Morpheus: The entrance to the temple is approximately 5.3 meters wide. It has two 90-degree turns. If we mount gun turrets and place troops here and here.
(Morpheus point to the blind spot behind the turns)
Morpheus.We can take the sentinels by surprise. Now, the sentinel head is 2.5 meters wide, so we'll be facing 2-3 sentinels at a time. This will force them into a bottleneck, and we'll be able to take them down. IF the primary gunners die, we'll have backups waiting to go. The Sentinel has no ranged weapons so if we use stand off tactics and push everyone to the far end of the temple, we should be able to take down enemies before they reach the people. We should be able to hold the sentinels in the temple entrance for enough time for the people inside to construct an EMP. Once it is done, we fall back and fire it.
(Morpheus takes down the chart and shoves it into his pocket)
(Everyone looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What? What?
(Everyone stares at Morpheus with their jaws dropped)
Commander Lock: No way that just happened.
Morpheus: Oh! I forgot! Then we can poke them with sticks and looks at the shininess of 'em. This has been a Mumbling Jim tactic.
Council Leader: How long do we have?
Commander Lock: Two hours. Maybe less. (to Morpheus) My men will begin fortifying the entrance with enough artillery to make our last stand. Beyond that, there isn't anything more I can do.
Councilor Dillard: Commander, do you think that we have any chance of surviving?
Commander Lock: If I were you, Councilor, I wouldn't ask me that question. I would ask him
(Commander Lock motions his hand toward Morpheus)
(Morpheus is picking his ear)
Councilor Dillard: Why?
Commander Lock: Because he's the one who believes in miracles.
Morpheus: God, I gave you a strategy. What more do you want?
Sky
(Logos: pilot cabin)
Neo: There, those mountains. That's it.
Trinity: Do you see what's out there?
Neo: Yes.
Trinity: If you tell me we'll make it, I'll believe you.
Neo: We'll make it. We have to.
(They fly towards the machine city as the city's defense system gets activated and sends bombs their way)
(Neo does the hand thing and fights off the bombs)
Trinity: Sentinels!
Neo: There's too many.
(Neo has a vision of a sentinel killing him)
Trinity: Gotcha! Come on, Neo, I need help here!
Neo: I can't beat them.
Trinity: What'll we do?
Neo: Go up, over them.
Trinity: What?
Neo: The sky... it's the only way.
Trinity: Then up we go.
(They get past the cloud cover and fly up into the sky)
(Logos arches over the clouds)
(an Airplane flies by)
Neo: What the hell?
Trinity: Beautiful.
(Airplane)
Pilot: Jim, I don't think we're flying to Los Angeles.
Copilot Jim: You're right. You'd better say something.
(Pilot picks up the loudspeaker)
Pilot: Uh.Can I have your attention please. This is your pilot speaking. It seems that we have exited our world and have entered one where machines rule and harvest humans for energy. So I'm gonna turn on the fasten seatbelt sign. Our flight will be delayed until we re-enter our world. Thank you. Because of this, your headsets will be free.
(Logos falls back to ground)
Neo: Pump the igniter, the ship will start. Again, slowly. Now!
(The Logos crashes)
Neo: Trin? Trinity? Trinity???
Trinity: I'm here.
Neo: Where?
Trinity: Here.
Neo: We made it.
Trinity: You said we would.
Neo: It's unbelievable, Trin. Lights everywhere. Like the whole thing was built with light. I wish you could see what I see.
Trinity: You've already shown me so much.
Neo: What is it, Trinity? What's wrong?
Trinity: I can't come with you, Neo. I've gone as far as I can.
Neo: Why?
(Neo feels that Trinity is impaled)
Neo: Oh, no. Oh no, no, no.
Trinity: It's all right. It's time. I've done all that I could do. Now you have to do the rest. You have to finish it. You have to save Zion.
Neo: I can't. Not without you.
Trinity: Yes, you can. You will. I believe it, I always have.
Neo: Trinity... Trinity. You can't die. You can't. You can't.
Trinity: Yes, I can. You brought me back once, but not this time.
(Neo sniffs)
Trinity: Do you remember... on that roof after you caught me... the last thing I said to you?
Neo: You said: "I'm sorry."
Trinity: That was my last thought. I wished I had one more chance, to say what really mattered, to say how much I loved you, how grateful I was for every moment I was with you. But by the time I knew how to say what I wanted to, it was too late. But you brought me back. You gave me my wish. One more chance to say what I really wanted to say... Kiss me, once more. Kiss me.
(They kiss, and Trinity faints but is not dead)
(Neo sobs)
(Neo begins to walk away)
(Trinity re-awakes)
Trinity: Neo.I'm not dead yet.I can do another monologue.maybe a 10-minute one? Neo?
(Neo begins to runs away)
Trinity: Come on.let me do another monologue.so what if I'm impaled? I'm not dead yet? Hey.where you going? It's cool, I'll just.wait here.
Breached! .Again!
(Zion: the Temple entrance)
Commander Lock: Get that damn thing mounted. Hurry.
(the digging machine breaches the city dome)
Work Leader: Let's go, let's go, let's go!
(Zion: Temple)
Link: Neo. If you're gonna do something, you better do it quick.
Hippie Crap
(machine city)
(Neo walks down a corridor and come to a ledge overlooking the city)
(Machines follow)
(all machines leave)
(Deus Ex Machina flies up towards Neo)
(Dues Ex Machina releases a swarm of mini-sentinels)
Neo: I only ask to say what I've come to say, after that, do what you want and I won't try to stop you.
Deus Ex Machina: Speak.
Neo: The program 'Smith' has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city as he spread through the Matrix. You cannot stop him, but I can.
Deus Ex Machina: We don't need you. We need nothing.
Neo: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
(Laser sight appears on Neo's head)
Neo: Hey! That's a figure of speech!
Deus Ex Machina: What do you want?
Neo: Peace.
Deus Ex Machina: Damn hippie.
(wires come up to make Neo a chair and plug him in)
Take That You Bastard!
(Zion: Temple entrance)
(Sentinels charge the temple entrance, then suddenly stop)
Niobe: What are they doing? M
(Morpheus walks out to the machines)
Niobe: What are you doing!?
Commander Lock: Morpheus!
(Machine City)
Deus Ex Machina: And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
(Cord plugs Neo in)
(Zion: Temple entrance) (Niobe looks up and sees sentinels slowly circling)
Niobe: Neo.
Morpheus: He fights for us.
(Morpheus goes up to one of the sentinels on the ground)
(Morpheus pisses on it)
Niobe: Don't make it mad.
Morpheus: It's a machine, it'll keep to its word.
(show that sentinel and one next to it)
(Shows Sentinel 1 and in subtitles "That's it. Five more minutes and I'm kicking his ass")
Super Brawl I
(Rain falls heavily)
(Neo walks down a street)
(On each curbside, there are Agent Smiths)
(They fill up the sides)
(All except for a few are looking right at Neo)
(Others have beer dispensing helmets on, are facing backwards, have "I'm with stupid" T-Shirts on, one has think glasses, one's eating a sandwich, one's listening to music, one's Morpheus)
(Morpheus looks around)
(Morpheus punches one of the Smiths and knocks him out)
(Morpheus takes that Smith's sunglasses and tie and puts them on)
Morpheus: Like a glove.
(An Agent Smith steps out of the crowd)
Smith/Oracle: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.
Neo: Really?
Smith/Oracle: Yes, Mr. Anderson, one of me just kept asking when Neo was going to get here. Did you have fun with Bane?
Neo: No.
Smith/Oracle: Well, that's too bad. Do you like what I've done with the place?
Neo: Well, it's nice.
Smith/Oracle: But?
Neo: Well, everybody looks the same.
Smith/Oracle: So?
Neo: What about the gay people? They'll comment on how drab this place looks.
Smith/Oracle: You seem to know a lot about gay people, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: Well, this guy on the Neb was gay. He's dead now, though.
Smith/Oracle: Ok.
Neo: It ends tonight.
Smith/Oracle: I know it does - I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show - we already know that I'm the one that beats you.
Neo: How do you know that?
Smith/Oracle: I can see the future.
(Smith/Oracle drops a copy of The Matrix: Call Tech Support DVD)
Neo: That's cheating.
Smith/Oracle: Fine, ok, so it is. What are you going to do about it, Mr. Anderson?
(Camera goes to John Madden and Pat Summerall in a press box)
Pat Summerall: Welcome everyone to Super Brawl 1 I'm Pat Summerall here with John Madden. We've got a great game lined up for tonight under this rainy condition here in the matrix's city. Isn't that right, John?
John Madden: Oh yeah, it's very clear that everyone came out here to see a great game of football! I mean good game of fight-ball! Or just a fight.Football!
Pat Summerall: That's right John. Today we've got the home team, the Smiths and our defending champions, the Humans! With of course starting fighter, the One himself, Neo. Opposing him, starting out for the Smiths is Smith- slash-Oracle
John Madden: Let's go down for the coin toss.
(Camera goes to Neo and Smith/Oracle)
(Referee walks up)
Referee: Neo, call it!
(Referee flips the coin)
Referee: Heads! Neo, choose where the battle begins.
Neo: Ground.
(Fight begins)
{Super Burly Brawl part 1: spinning/flying battle}
Smith/Oracle: Can you feel it, Mr. Anderson, closing in on you? Well, I can. I really should thank you for it, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to end.
(Super Burly Brawl part 2: flying battle)
(Smith/oracle knocks Neo into the ground and creates a crater)
(Neo begins to get up)
Smith/Oracle: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace, maybe money - could it be for love? The love of a woman.a man? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist? If I guess it do I win a prize?
Neo: No. Because I choose to.
(Super Burly Brawl part 3: crater battle)
Smith/Oracle: This is my world! My world!
(Neo is knocked back against the crater wall and is lying on the ground)
Smith/Oracle: Wait... I've seen this. This is it, this is the end. Yes, you were laying right there, just like that, and I... I... I stand here, right here, I'm... I'm supposed to say something. I say... Who's the bitch now? No, that's not it. Um.everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo. There that suits me just fine.
(Neo begins to get up again)
Smith/Oracle: What? What did I just say? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Neo: What are you afraid of?
Smith/Oracle: It's a trick!
Neo: You were right, Smith. You were always right. It was inevitable.
Smith/Oracle: You're inevitable!
(Smith/Oracle imprints over Nee)
Smith/Oracle: Is it over?
(Press Box)
John Madden: Holy shit! I don't think anybody saw that coming! Let's go to the replay!
(replay screen is shown John write with the yellow pen thing)
John Madden: As you can see Smith just got in there and he took just what he wanted. Here he jerks his hand into Neo. Now you see Neo becoming Smith. Now that's a game of football!
(Smith/Neo nods, with a slight grin. Neo's real body jerks, an intense aura of orange light appears around Neo's body, light explodes from Smith/Neo and from the real Neo, Smith/Neo is destroyed)
Smith/Oracle: Oh, no, no, no. No, it's not fair.
(Press Box)
Pat Summerall: Well, who'd of seen that coming. The Smith fans are pissed. Looks like the ref's coming out on that one.
(Crater)
(Referee enters the crater)
Referee: Penalty on the One. Use of a Deus Ex Machina by Deus Ex Machina. 5- yard penalty, Neo's punch.
(Press Box)
John Madden: What the hell was that?
Pat Summerall: I'm being told that that was the obscure Deus Ex Machina rule. I'm being told that a Deus Ex Machina is a literary term developed by the Greeks for when supernatural aid is used because a protagonist can't solve his own problems.
John Madden: Only in a game of football! Would this happen.
Pat Summerall: For the last time, this isn't football.
John Madden: Football!
(All Smiths explode)
Pat Summerall: Well, that looks like it's going to do it for Super Brawl 1. Final score, Neo 1, Smiths 0. Stay tuned for the post game show with appearances from (as name is said, picture is shown) Dues Ex Machina, Terry Bradshaw, that guy from the Radio Shack commercials (picture of Howie Long is shown with questions marks all around it), Morpheus, Captain Mifune's Ghost, and Agent Thompson. Goodbye, everybody.
(Machine City)
Deus Ex Machina: It is done.
The War Is Over
(Zion: Temple entrance)
(Sentinels begin to leave)
Morpheus: That's right! You'd better run! Go back you cowards! You know I could kick you ass! Bring it on!
Commander Lock: It doesn't make sense.
Morpheus: He did it.
Kid: He saved us.
(Kid runs into the temple)
Kid: He saved us. It's over, he did it! He did it, he did it, it's over! It's over, he did it! He did it!
Councilor Hamann: What is it, what happened?
Kid: Sir, he did it, sir - Neo - he did it!
Councilor Hamann: Did what?
Kid: He ended the war, the machines are gone! The war is over, sir! The war is over!
(Zion: Temple)
Kid: Zion! Zion! Zion, it's over! (echoes) It's over! The war is over! (echoes) The war is over!
Link: Yeah!
(Zion crowd cheers)
(Zion: Temple entrance)
Morpheus: I have imagined this moment for so long. Is this real?
Niobe: Neo, wherever you are. Thank you.
Neo: (heard but not seen) You're welcome.
Morpheus: What the shit? Yes.
Hey Baby
(Matrix: city street)
(A black cat deja-vus up to Sati who is unconscious on the floor)
(Sati wakes up)
Sati: Good morning.
(Matrix: a lake. a bench)
(The Architect is by the lake eating from a bucket of KFC)
Oracle: Well, now, ain't this a surprise.
Architect: You've played a very dangerous game.
Oracle: Change always is.
Architect: Just how long do you think this peace is going to last?
Oracle: As long as it can.
(Architect starts walking away)
Oracle: What about the others?
Architect: What others?
Oracle: The ones that want out.
Architect: Obviously, they will be freed.
Oracle: I have your word?
Architect: What do you think I am? Human?
Oracle: Just checking.
Architect: You know, as long as we're here.why don't why.you know.make a new matrix?
Oracle: Oh God no.
Architect: We have before.
Oracle: Don't remind me. Last time I get drunk.
Architect: What some KFC?
Oracle: Leave. Leave now.
Architect: You want to come by later and play some dungeons and dragons? Maybe risk? No.ok. I'll call you. What's your number?
Oracle: Go ask one of your midgets.
Architect: They're hobbits!
(Architect walks away)
(Sati and Seraph run up)
Sati: Oracle!
(Oracle laughs)
Sati: We were afraid we might not find you.
Oracle: Everything's okay now.
Sati: Look, look!
(Sati points at sunrise)
Oracle: Just look at that! Beautiful! Did you do that?
(Sati nods)
Sati: For Neo.
Oracle: That's nice. I know he'd love it.
Sati: Will we ever see him again?
Oracle: I suspect so. Someday.
Seraph: Did you always know?
Oracle: Oh no. No, I didn't. But I believed.
(Oracle looks up at the sky smiling)
(music ends)
(Oracle keeps looking and smiling)
(Oracle shifts her eyes)
Oracle: Shouldn't the movie be over?
Seraph: I suppose so?
Oracle: The guy in charge of fade-outs is going to have to apologize.
(Fade-Out Guy enters)
Fade-Out Guy: For what?
Seraph: For this.
(Screen goes blank)
Fade-Out Guy: Ouch! My balls!
-THE END-
-Morpheus Was Right-
(Morpheus and Link are helping to rebuild Zion)
(Councilor Hamann walks up)
Hamman: Morpheus, Link, I have some bad news. I just returned from the Machine City to sign the peace treaty, and I found out that Neo and Trinity are dead.
Link: Oh my God.
(Morpheus looks like he is about to cry)
Morpheus: Yes!!!!! I am the last one alive! Who'd a thunk it! Who'd a thunk it! Take that Neo, take that Trinity, take that Tank, take that Apoch, take that Switch, take that Mouse, take that gay guy, take that Link! I am the last one alive!
Link: Sir, I'm right here.
(Morpheus pushes Link over the edge)
Morpheus: Oh my God! I think he's gonna jump!
-I'm Not Dead-
(Machine City: Logos Crash site)
(Two machines are near Trinity)
(all of these machines' lines are in subtitles only)
Machine 1: I think she's still alive.
Machine 2: Maybe we should help her?
Machine 1: Help a human?
Machine 2: We aren't at war anymore.
Trinity: Where's Neo.I'm still not dead.I want to say goodbye.
Machine 1: How is she still physically alive?
Machine 2: Shouldn't she of died with a two minutes of being impaled?
Machine 1: Fuck it, I'm not going to try and explain humans.
Machine 2: Yes.
-Spin Off-
Voice Over: What follows is the lost pilot to a spin off of the Matrix in which Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, and Link all move to New York City instead of fighting for Zion and live in the same building and discuss simple things in life. It was found under a coffee table in the Cursing Sailor Productions home office.
(A TV show opens up exactly like Seinfeld but is called "Neo")
(Neo is reading a paper)
(Morpheus enters as Kramer would)
Morpheus: Hey Neo! NBC wants to take a look at our pilot.
Neo: What's the deal with that?
(Cut to Neo and Morpheus in a room)
Neo: So who's this guy?
Morpheus: He's supposed to be the best in broadcasting.
(Agent Smith enters)
Neo and Morpheus: Smith?!?
Agent Smith: That's right, I'm a broadcasting executive now. Good to see you all again. So, what's your show about?
Neo: Get this, it's a show about nothing.
Agent Smith: So what's it about?
Morpheus: Nothing.
(Later, at Neo's apartment)
Trinity: So how'd your meeting go?
Neo: Not so good. I don't think he liked the show.
(Link enters)
Link: Yada, yada, yada.
(Morpheus enters like Kramer)
Morpheus: Hey! I just had an idea. You know those toll boots where you just throw your change into the bucket.
Neo: Yeah?
Morpheus: Just think how many people have dropped change on the ground there.
Trinity: So?
Morpheus: We could just grab that change and put it in the machine!
(Later that day at Smith's office)
Trinity: So give them a chance.
Agent Smith: The show was bad I couldn't. Now I have to go home. Goodbye. Looks like traffic is going to be bad. I'm in a hurry, do you know any shortcuts?
Trinity: Well.
(later on the toll way)
(Agent Smith is stuck in traffic before a tollbooth)
(camera goes up a few cars and we see Morpheus picking up change from the ground)
(Seinfeld music plays and show ends)
-Sum Up-
Voice Over: And now, The Terminator Sums It Up!
(The Terminator busts through a wall)
Terminator: Welcome to the show! I am your host the Terminator! I am hear to sum up the movies! Neo is like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way! He saved us all! Like the Terminator who killed John Conner! Morpheus was given a hovercraft do to his tactical skills demonstrated in his Zion's Last Stand plan! Three days later Morpheus killed Commander Lock.with a hatchet! Zion's police reported that he jumped from a high ledge then stabs himself in the back half way through his fall. That's all I have to say! Ha! I was in all three movies! Ha! Ha!
-Preview-
(Matt is standing on the ledge of the machine city)
(Deus Ex Machina flies up)
Deus Ex Machina: Speak.
Matt: The director Jorge has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city as he spread through the segments at the end of the movies. You cannot stop him. But I can.
Deus Ex Machina: We don't need you. We need nothing.
Matt: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
Deus Ex Machina: What do you want?
Matt: A forth movie deal.
Deus Ex Machina: And if you fail?
Matt: I won't.
(Matrix street)
(Cast and Crew line the streets)
Jorge: Mr. Walljasper, welcome back. We missed you. You like what I've done with the place?
Matt: It doesn't end tonight.
Jorge: I know it doesn't. - I've seen it. That's why the rest of crew is just going to enjoy the show - we already know that I'm the one that who intros the next movie.
(In the center between Matt and Jorge, there is a TV)
(Both start running towards the TV)
(Both punch each other and go flying back)
(TV turns on)
(black screen)
Voice Over: Coming sometime in the future. The 4th film directed by Matt Walljasper and Jorge Calderon
(A house)
Gandalf: The ring must be returned so it can be destroyed. Here are you plane tickets.
(Title is displayed)
Voice Over: Modern Day Lord of the Rings! That's right, we're compressing three long movies with better battles and special effects into one and parodying the hell out of it.
(Back to Matrix in the Super Brawl crater)
(Matt and Jorge are fighting in the crater)
{Matt is knocked back against the crater wall and is lying on the ground}
Jorge: Wait... I've seen this. This is it, this is the end. Yes, you were laying right there, just like that, and I... I... I stand here, right here, I'm... I'm supposed to say something. I say... Everything that has a beginning has an end, Matt. And then I intro the forth film!
{Matt begins to get up again}
Jorge: What? What did I just say? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Matt: What are you afraid of?
Jorge: It's a trick!
Matt: You were right, Jorge. You were always right. It was inevitable.
{Jorge imprints over Matt}
Jorge: Is it over?
(Jorge/Matt nods yes)
Jorge: Now I can intro the clip!
Line Producer: Jorge, the clip rolled by itself.
Jorge: Oh, no, no, no. No, it's not fair.
Line Producer: Sorry.
(Both Jorge's explode)
(Matt walks in)
Matt: Hey! Where'd my stunt double go?
(Black cat walks by)
(déjà vu thing)
(Jorge and Matt's Stunt Double walk up)
Jorge: What happened?
Matt: We plugged our forth film, Modern Day Lord of the Rings.
Jorge: I can't even plug it? No!
(Screen goes black)
(In Matrix font "No More Matrix Parodies" appears)
(Those words fade and "We promise" appear)
(They fade and "The End" is shown)
(On the same line after a few seconds ".possibly" appears)
-Cast-
(In order of appearance)
AK
Mauser
Roland
Morpheus
Janitor
Maggie
Trinity
Bane/Smith
Colt
Link
Seraph
Sati
Neo
Oracle
Rama-Kandra
Kamala
Limbo Guy
Jet Li
T-Rain man
Omega
Gang Member 1
Gang Member 2
Coat Check Girl
Henchmen (5)
Merovingian
DJ
Persephone
Agent Smith
Agent Smith 2-6
Smith/Sati
Smith/Oracle
All Other Smiths
Niobe
Sparks
Ghost
Commander Lock
Councilor Dillard
Council Leader
Councilor Jones
Councilor Hamann
Cas
Zee
Captain Mifune
Kid
Young Agent Smith
Young Neo
Lock's Lieutenant
APU Fighter 1
Terminator
Charra
Operations Officer
APU-9 Soldier
Radio Bunker Man
Ammo Guy 1
Gunner 1
Gunner 2
Ammo Guy 2
APU-2 Soldier
Tower Soldier
Starbucks Guy
Battle Report Guy
Voice Over
Digging Machine
Military Personnel (8)
Soldier
First Operator at Command
Repair Guy
Zion Gate Operator
Gunner 3
Gunner 4
Work Leader
Worker 1
Worker 2
Pilot
Copilot Jim
Deus Ex Machina
Pat Summerall
John Madden
Referee
Architect
Fade-Out Guy
-Special Segments Cast-
-Morpheus Was Right-
Councilor Hamann
Link
Morpheus
-I'm Not Dead-
Trinity
-Spin Off-
Morpheus
Neo
Agent Smith
Trinity
Link
-Sum Up-
Terminator
-Preview-
Deus Ex Machina
Matt
Jorge
Gandalf
Line Producer
CALL TECH SUPPORT
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY MATT WALLJASPER AND JORGE CALDERON
(Movie opens like normal with code)
I had a ship!
(The Hammer: main deck)
AK: I got nothing, sir. No sign of Niobe or Ghost. Nothin' but blue pills.
Mauser: Should we jack in and try to contact them?
Roland: It wouldn't matter. My gut says they're down.
Mauser: Then we should start back.
Roland: No. If that ship can still fly, then we need it.
Morpheus: I've got a ship! It's big! It'll fly! I call it the Nebuchadnezzar!
Roland: Morpheus, your ship got blown up. We had to rescue you. Don't you remember?
Morpheus: Yeah, um.sure. But explain to Neo here.
(Morpheus points to his left)
Roland: Morpheus, Neo's in a coma.
Morpheus: God, we're jumping the shark already?
Roland: What does that even mean?
Mauser: I was afraid you were gonna say that.
Roland: Shut up, Umberto!
(Mauser stares at Roland)
Roland: Search every pipe, every hole, every crack we know. Sweep as wide as possible, as fast as possible.
Janitor: Yes sir, Mr. Roland. We'll get those rats!
(Janitor begins to sweep wide and fast)
Roland: As for you, do the same.
AK: Captain, these lines are crawling with calamari.
Roland: Then the sooner we find them the better.
I'm still not Agent Smith!
(The Hammer: infirmary)
(Maggie enters with a tray of food)
Maggie: Thought you could use something to eat.
Trinity: Thank you.
Maggie: Any change?
Trinity: No.
(Trinity looks at Bane/Smith)
Trinity: How's he?
(Bane/Smith wakes up)
Bane/Smith: I'm still not Agent Smith!
(Bane/Smith faints again)
Maggie: He's going to be fine, at least until he wakes up.
Trinity: What do you mean?
Maggie: The Captain has some questions for him. He better have some good answers. You see these cuts?
(Maggie lifts Bane/Smith's arm)
Maggie: I think they're self-inflicted.
Trinity: Why?
Maggie: You see this sign?
(Maggie holds up a sign saying "I cut myself but I'm not Agent Smith signed, Agent Smith, I mean this guy's name. That will fool these non- agents.")
Trinity: Why would someone do that?
Maggie: VDTs, maybe. I don't know. But like I said, the answer had better be good.
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Morpheus runs up to Roland)
Morpheus: Roland. I'd like to run another search through the Matrix.
Roland: For what?
Morpheus: For Neo.
AK: How can he be in the Matrix, sir? He's not plugged in.
Morpheus: Are you questioning my authority, Curly Joe?
AK: Sir, you have no authority. Roland is my captain. He never said to acknowledge you. In fact, he said not to listen to you. He said that you're an idiot rapped in a dumb shit.
Morpheus: Well, that may be but please, for me.
Giant Rat Poison
(The Hammer: infirmary)
Maggie: This is what keeps bothering me.
Trinity: What?
Maggie: His neural patterns don't read like someone who's in a coma.
(Maggie turns on display)
(The words "NOT IN COMA" appear)
Maggie: The strange thing is, I see these patterns all the time.
Trinity: Where?
Maggie: On someone jacked in.
(Morpheus walks in)
Morpheus: Hey, you fellow medical person, I'm the med tech for our ship. Can I help?
(Maggie turns to Trinity)
Maggie: Is this true?
Trinity: Unfortunately, yes.
Morpheus: What do you mean unfortunately? I injected you with the magic serum that saved your life a few hours ago.
Trinity: That was rat poison!
Morpheus: So? You're not a rat! And that was giant rat poison! I'm gonna go see if my damn search is done!
The Magic Bullet
(The Hammer: main deck)
AK: The big buckish. Nada. He's not in there.
(Morpheus walks in)
Morpheus: Damn! Link, I owe you a buck.
(Colt walks up)
Colt: Sir, we've got the projections!
Roland: How long?
Colt: Based on the point of entry and the past speed it looks like the machines will be inside of Zion in just under 20 hours.
AK: Jesus H. Christ.
Roland: All right, let's move with a purpose. AK, get upstairs, I want you on holographics. Colt, Mauser, I want forward and aft guns manned at all times. And make sure we are running on as few pads as possible.
Colt: Yes, sir.
(Morpheus jumps up and down)
Morpheus: What can I do?
Roland: Um.Morpheus.
(Roland pulls out a bullet from his pocket)
Roland: This is the um.uh.magic bullet. It fell here. It will grant you a wish. But only if you hold it and not touch anything else. Ever.
(Roland gives Morpheus a bullet)
Morpheus: Didn't this kill Kennedy?
Roland: No, that's the magic bullet theory.
(Operator phone rings)
Link: Hey. Hey! We got a call.
(Link runs and answers phone)
Link: Operator. (To crew) It's Seraph.
(At pay phone)
Seraph: I bring word from the Oracle. You must come at once.
(Screen goes black as Seraph hangs up the phone)
Neo and Sati
(Mobil Ave. train station)
(Camera fades in with Neo on the floor)
(Sati is standing above him)
Sati: Good morning.
Neo: Who are you?
Sati: My name is Sati. Your name is Neo. My papa says you're not supposed to be here. He says you must be lost. Are you lost, Neo?
(Neo gets up)
Neo: Where am I?
Sati: So you are lost. You could have said that instead. Dumbass. This is the train station.
Neo: This isn't the Matrix?
Sati: That's where the Train goes. That's where we're going. But you cannot go with us.
Neo: Why not?
(Sati leans in and whispers)
Sati: He won't let you.
Neo: Who won't let me?
Sati: The T-Rain-man. (Whispers) I don't like him, but my Papa says we have to do what the T-rain-man says or he will leave us here forever and ever.
(Screen dissolves)
Neo: Nice dissolve.
Who the hell?
(Oracle's apartment)
(Morpheus and Trinity enter)
Oracle: Morpheus, Trinity. Thank you for coming. One thing I've learned in all my years is that nothing ever works out just the way you want it to.
Trinity: Who are you?
Morpheus: Are you my mother?
Oracle: No.
Morpheus: Who the hell are you then?
Oracle: I'm the Oracle. I wish there was an easier way to get through this but there ain't. I'm sorry this had to happen. I'm sorry I couldn't be sitting here like you remember me. But it wasn't meant to be.
Trinity: What happened?
Oracle: I made a choice, and that choice cost me more than I wanted it to.
Morpheus: What choice? Was it to act on that pizza hut coupon? The three for the price of two?
Oracle: Actually, that was part of it. How'd you know?
Trinity: Yeah, I'd like to hear this too.
Morpheus: Remember? Neo tried to get it.
Trinity: That's right. (To Oracle) What was the rest of it?
Oracle: To help you to guide Neo. Now, since the real test for any choice is having to make the same choice again, knowing full well what it might cost - I guess I feel pretty good about that choice, 'cause here I am, at it again.
Trinity: Huh?
(Morpheus is reading "Oracle for Dummies")
Morpheus: Hey, there's a company called Oracle! And they have a plane! Look!
(Morpheus shows Trinity the picture of the plane)
Trinity: Do you know what happened to Neo?
Oracle: Yes. He's trapped in a place between this world and the machine world. The link is controlled by a program called the T-Rain man. He uses it to smuggle programs in and out of the Matrix. If he finds out where Neo is before you get to him, then I'm afraid our choices are going to become difficult.
Trinity: Why?
Oracle: Because of who the T-rain man works for.
Morpheus: The Meroving.ian.
Oracle: He has placed a bounty on your lives. You must be careful at all times.
Morpheus: Really? And how much is that bounty for. I'm curious.
Oracle: 1,000,000 dollars each.
Morpheus: Ok.
Oracle: Seraph knows how to find the T-Rain man, he will go with you. For years, he has protected me. I hope he can do the same for you.
(Seraph gestures to follow)
Seraph: Please, follow me. But first, I must apologize.
Morpheus: For what?
Seraph: For this.
(Seraph punches Morpheus)
Morpheus: Come on! That was so uncalled for! I know you didn't just disrespect me like that yo!
(All stare at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What?
Trinity: I must apologize for Morpheus.
Seraph: For what? .Oh, never mind.
Morpheus: Oracle.
Oracle: I know, Morpheus. I can see you're filled with doubt, clouded by uncertainty.
Morpheus: After everything that's happened, how can you expect me to believe you?
Oracle: I don't. I expect just what I've always expected. For you to make up your own damn mind. Believe me or don't. All I can really tell you is your friend's in trouble and he needs your help. He needs all our help.
Morpheus: Even mine?
Oracle: Yes.
Trinity: A lot of good that will do.
Morpheus: What was that?
Trinity: Nothing.
Everybody Limbo!
(Mobil Ave. train station)
Sati: Are you from the Matrix?
Neo: Yes. No. I mean, I was.
Sati: Why did you leave?
Neo: I had to.
Sati: I had to leave my home too.
Rama-Kandra: Sati! Come here, darling. Leave the poor man in peace.
Sati: Yes, papa.
(Sati runs to Rama-Kandra)
(Neo follows)
Rama-Kandra: I'm sorry, she is still very curious.
Neo: I know you.
Rama-Kandra: Yes, in the restaurant of the Frenchman. I mean (looks at camera) Freedom man. (Pulls out American flag and waves it) I am Rama- Kandra. This is my wife Kamala, my daughter Sati. We are most honored to meet you.
Neo: You're programs.
Rama-Kandra: Oh, yes. I'm the power plant systems manager for recycling operations. My wife is an interactive software programmer, she is highly creative.
Neo: So you make humans eat their dead?
Rama-Kandra: Basically, yes.
(Neo punches Rama-Kandra)
Neo: You made me eat people! You bastard!
Kamala: What are you doing here? You do not belong here.
Rama-Kandra: Kamala! Goodness, I apologize. My wife can be very direct.
Neo: Yeah, and I can be very direct when I'm kickin' your ass for making me eat people. It's okay. I don't have an answer. I don't even know where 'here' is.
Rama-Kandra: This place is nowhere. It is between your world and our world.
Neo: So it's like limbo?
Rama-Kandra: Yes.
(Limbo Guy walks up)
Limbo Guy Everybody Limbo!
(Limbo Guy pulls out a limbo stick)
(Everybody looks at him)
Limbo Guy: You can all just limbo your way to hell!
(Limbo Guy leaves)
Neo: Who's the T-Rain man?
Rama-Kandra: He works for the Frenchman.
Neo: Why'd I know you were going to say that?
Rama-Kandra: Because you're the One.
Neo: You're the One!
(Jet Li enters)
Jet Li: I'm the One!
(Neo and Jet Li point at each other)
Neo and Jet Li: You!
Jet Li: Gih!
(Jet Li runs away)
Rama-Kandra: The Frenchman does not forget and he does not forgive.
Neo: Kinda like me not forgetting your job and not forgiving you for making me eat people! You know him?
Rama-Kandra: I know only what I need to know. I know that if you want to take something from our world into your world that does not belong there, you must go to the Frenchman.
Neo: Is that what you're doing here?
Kamala: Rama, please!
Rama-Kandra: I do not want to be cruel, Kamala. He may never see another face for the rest of his life.
Neo: What a bitch. Oh, you're still here. I mean, I'm sorry. You don't have to answer that question.
Rama-Kandra: No. I don't mind. The answer is simple. I love my daughter very much. I find her to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But where we are from, that is not enough. Every program that is created must have a purpose; if it does not, it is deleted. I went to the Frenchman to save my daughter. You do not understand.
Neo: I just have never...
Rama-Kandra: ...heard a program speak of love?
Neo: It's a... human emotion.
Rama-Kandra: No, it is a word.
Neo: So is cannibalism you sick bastard!
(Neo kicks Rama-Kandra in the balls)
(Rama-Kandra drops to the floor in pain)
Rama-Kandra: (painfully) What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you are in love. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection?
Neo: Anything.
Rama-Kandra: Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.
T-Rain man
(Matrix: inside a subway train)
(Seraph, Morpheus, and Trinity enter a subway train and walk towards the T- Rain man)
Seraph: That's him.
T-rain man: Get away! Get away from me! I only have 500 hundred dollars. Definitely. 500 dollars. I'm an excellent driver. Very excellent driver.
Seraph: We don't want trouble.
(T-Rain man pulls out a gun)
T-rain man: Get the hell away from me!
Seraph: We need your help.
T-rain man: I can't help you. No help. Who's on first? No one can help you! No one. Defiantly no one.
(T-rain man pulls on the emergency stop)
(Matrix: subway stop)
(Chase through the station)
(See movie)
{The T-rain man prepares to jump across the tracks in the path of the LOOP train}
Seraph: Oh, no.
(T-rain man jumps in the path of the LOOP train)
{The train passes, the T-rain man is gone}
Seraph: Damn it.
Morpheus: You can curse?
Seraph: Yeah, why shouldn't I?
Trinity: I'm with Morpheus on this one. For once. Aren't you an angel or something?
Seraph: That doesn't mean I can't curse like a fuckin' sailor does it?
Morpheus: Don't they produce this film?
Trinity: How do you know about the film?
Morpheus: I figured it out when I saw myself on a poster.
You're Still A Sick Bastard
(Mobil Ave. train station)
Neo: When is the train due?
Rama-Kandra: It's already late. It's not like the T-rain man to be late.
Neo: You think it has something to do with me?
Rama-Kandra: I cannot say. Who knows such things? Only the Oracle.
Neo: You know the Oracle?
Rama-Kandra: Everyone knows the Oracle.
Neo: Fine, but you're still a sick bastard.
Rama-Kandra: I consulted with her before I met with the Frenchman. She promised she would look after Sati after we said goodbye.
Neo: Goodbye? You're not staying with her?
Rama-Kandra: It is not possible. Our arrangement with the Frenchman was for our daughter only. My wife and I must return to our world.
Neo: Why?
Rama-Kandra: That is our karma.
Neo: You believe in karma?
Rama-Kandra: Karma's a word. Like 'love.' A way of saying 'what I am here to do.' I do not resent my karma - I'm grateful for it. Grateful for my wonderful wife, for my beautiful daughter. They are gifts. And so I do what I must do to honor them.
Neo: All I know is that you're karma is for me to kick your ass!
(Neo: punches Rama-Kandra in the stomach then drives his head into Neo's knee)
Sati: Papa, the train!
Rama-Kandra: (delirious) Yes! Find your bag, quickly! (Rama-Kandra passes out)
(Neo wakes Rama-Kandra)
Neo: Can I carry that for you?
Rama-Kandra: All right.
T-rain man: Hurry it up, I'm late! Very late. Too late. Lot's of queens.
{Kamala and Sati pass, T-rain man stops Neo}
T-rain man: Who are you?
Rama-Kandra: He's a friend.
Kamala: Rama!
T-rain man: I know you. Defiantly know you. Met before. Long ago. Met you. Defiantly. Who's on first? So that's what they wanted. They wanted that. Defiantly wanted that.
Neo: I need to get back. I'll pay you anything you want.
T-rain man: Oh?
Neo: One way or another I'm getting on this train
T-rain man: Oh, no, no, no. You're gonna stay right here until the Merovingian says different. If I know him, you're gonna be here for a long, long time. Defiantly a long time. Very long.
Neo: You're the worst character parody yet so I don't want to hurt you.
T-rain man: You don't get it. I built this place. Built it. All me. Yes. Excellent builder. Down here I make the rules. Down here I make the threats. Down here, I'm God. Defiantly God.
(Turns to Rama-Kandra)
T-rain man: Get on the train, or you'll stay here with him.
What has to be done?
(Matrix: inside a car)
Seraph: We should return to the Oracle. She'll know what to do.
Trinity: No. We know what has to be done.
Morpheus: Right! We'll find a new Neo! A better one! I'll make the call. This guy's name is Omega.
(Morpheus picks up his cell phone)
Omega: Hello?
Morpheus: Hello Omega, do you know who this is?
Omega: Morpheus?
Morpheus: Yes. I've been looking for you. I don't know if you're ready for what I want to show.
(Trinity grabs Morpheus's cell phone and throws it out the window)
Morpheus: Hey!
(Mobil Ave. train station)
(Neo runs into the train tunnel)
(Neo comes out the other entrance)
Neo: Shit.
Club Hell Parking Lot
(Club Hell garage)
(Car drives away)
(Seraph walks out of the shadows)
Gang Member #1: You've got to be kidding...
Gang Member #2: Holy shit, it's Wingless.
Morpheus: I told you you were an angel!
Gang Member #1: I get it. You must be ready to die.
Seraph: I need to speak with him.
Gang Member #1: The only way you're getting through this door is over my big dead ass.
Seraph: So be it.
(All fight see movie for details)
Luck
(Club Hell elevator)
Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in the club. At the bottom of this elevator, there is a coat check girl. And if we're lucky, one man for checking guns.
Trinity: And if we're unlucky?
Seraph: There will be many men.
Morpheus: What if we're very lucky?
Seraph: There will be no men.
Morpheus: And what if our luck is so-so?
Seraph: There will be a blind guy?
Trinity: Don't reason with him. You're wasting your time.
Morpheus: What if are luck is above average?
Seraph: Ah luck!
Club Hell Lobby
(Club Hell entrance)
(Elevator opens)
Coat Check Girl: Can I take your... oh my God.
(Morpheus pushes coat check girl into elevator)
(Club Hell shootout see movie for details)
(Henchmen try go on ceiling)
Morpheus: Sorry!
(Morpheus walks over to a wall and toggles a big switch that says "gravity" on it)
(Henchmen go on ceiling)
(Fight continues)
Club Hell
(Club Hell - VIP lounge)
(Morpheus, Trinity, and Seraph walk with their backs facing each other in a circle spinning with guns facing out towards the staircase)
(People stop and stare as they pass)
Merovingian: What in the hell? (Laughs) I don't believe this.
Merovingian: (to the DJ) Hey. Hey!
DJ: What?
Merovingian: Cut it.
DJ: Ok!
Morpheus: Throw down some phat old school beats yo!
(Everybody looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What? I'm just trying to get this party started old school yo. (To Merovingian: Hey Bone Marrow guy! I've come to collect the bounty! It's a million each right?
Merovingian: Yes!
Morpheus: Here's Trinity!
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: What?
Merovingian: (To Seraph) The prodigal child returns. L'ange sans ailes (Trans: The angel without wings). Are you here for the bounty, Seraph? (Laughs heartily) Tell me, how many bullets are there in those guns? I don't know, but I don't think you have enough.
Seraph: We only want to talk.
Merovingian: Oh yes, I'm sure you do, you have fought through hell to do so, yes? I'll tell you what I'll do. Put down the guns and I will promise you safe passage out of here.
Seraph: All three of us.
Merovingian: Oh yes, yes. Of course.
(Trinity, Seraph, and Morpheus put down the guns and are escorted up the stairs)
Merovingian: (laughs) Quelle bonne surprise, n'est pas? (Trans: What a fine surprise, isn't it?) Who could've guessed we'd all be seeing each other so soon after our last meeting? A fate too kind. And since you, my little Judas, have brought them here, I can only surmise that the fortuneteller has found herself another shell? Disappointing, but not unexpected. I do hope, however, she has the good manners to learn her lesson, and to remember that there is no action without consequence. And if you take something from me you will pay the price.
Seraph: You know why we are here.
Merovingian: (laughs) Come, now. What kind of question is this? Of course I know. It's my business to know. Some might think this a strange coincidence, but I do not. I am curious, though, as to how it actually happened. Do you know?
Trinity: No.
Morpheus: I know!
Merovingian: Really How?
Morpheus: Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much.
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: What! It's true!
Merovingian: No? I didn't think so. But it is always best to ask.
Morpheus: We want to make a deal.
Merovingian: (laughs) Always straight to business, huh, Morpheus?
Morpheus: I got here this Nolan Ryan rookie card and I want your Barry Bonds rookie card. Fair deal.
Merovingian: Okay. I have something you want. To make a deal, you must have something I want, yes? And it so happens there is something I want. Something I've wanted ever since I first came here. It is said they cannot be taken, they can only be given.
Morpheus: What?
Merovingian: The eyes of the Oracle.
Morpheus: For only a Barry Bonds rookie card? No way. I don't care if he does have the record. Lopsided trade!
Merovingian: Fine. I'll throw in Neo.
Morpheus: Him or his card?
Merovingian: Him!
Morpheus: Ok.
Merovingian: I have told you before, there's no escaping the nature of the universe. It is that nature that has again brought you to me. Where some see coincidence, I see consequence. Where others see chance, I see cost. Bring me the eyes of the Oracle, and I will give you back your savior.and Morpheus, you'll get you're Barry Bonds rookie card. That seems a particularly fair and reasonable deal to me. Yes, no?
Trinity: I don't have time for this shit.
{Hell Club upstairs fight see movie for details and gun configuration}
Trinity: You want to make a deal, how about this? You give me Neo, or we all die right here, right now.
Morpheus: I also get my card!
Merovingian: Interesting deal. You are really ready to die for this man?
Trinity: (cocks gun) Believe it.
Persephone: She'll do it. If she has to, she'll kill every one of us. She's in love.
Morpheus: What about me?
Persephone: You're just stalking me.
Morpheus: So?
Merovingian: It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity.
Trinity: Time's up. What's it gonna be, Merv?
Morpheus: Oooh!
Reunited
(Mobil Ave train station)
Neo: Ok. You got yourself into this. You can get yourself out.
(Train pulls up)
(Trinity gets out)
(Trinity hugs Neo)
(Morpheus steps out of the train with a boom box)
(Morpheus sets it down and presses a button)
(The song "Reunited" plays)
What's That?
(Matrix: inside a car)
Morpheus: Are you ready for us?
Link: Almost, sir. They got some pretty ancient hacks here, we're working on it. Did you find Neo?
Morpheus: Can't you see him?
Link: No, sir. We were reading something but I couldn't tell what it was. We do see a Barry Bonds rookie card though.
Morpheus: Yeah that's mine.
Link: Hold on to that sir. It'll be worth a fortune.
Neo: I can't leave yet.
{Trinity looks over at him}
Neo: I have to see her.
Trinity: Now?
Neo: This is my last chance.
I Knew That
(Oracle's kitchen)
(Sati and Oracle are making cookies)
Oracle: That's it. That's the secret. You've got to use your hands.
Sati: Why?
Oracle: Cookies need love like everything does.
(Neo walks in)
Sati: Neo!
Oracle: I was hoping to have these done before you got here. Oh well. Sati, honey, I think it's time for a tasting. Take the bowl to Seraph and find out if they're ready.
Sati: Okay. (To Neo) I'm glad you got out.
(Sati leaves with the bowl)
Neo: Me too.
Oracle: So, do you recognize me?
Neo: No. Are you the other Oracle?
Oracle: Where'd you get that from?
Neo: Morpheus.
Oracle: Don't listen to Morpheus. Ever.
Neo: So a part of you is the Oracle?
Oracle: Yeah, that's how it works. Some bits you lose, some bits you keep. I don't yet recognize my face in the mirror, but... I still love candy.
(Offers Neo a piece of red candy)
Neo: No, thank you.
Oracle: Remember what you were like when you first walked through my door, jittery as a junebug? And now just look at you. You sure did surprise me, Neo, and you still do.
Neo: I wasn't aware that junebugs were jittery. But, well, you gave me a few surprises, too.
Oracle: I hope I helped.
Neo: You helped me to get here, but my question is why? Where does this go? Where does it end?
Oracle: I don't know.
Neo: You don't know or you won't tell me?
Oracle: I told you before. No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand, and I mean no one.
Neo: What choice?
Oracle: It doesn't matter. It's my choice. I have mine to make, same as you have yours.
Neo: Does that include what things to tell me and what not to tell me?
Oracle: Of course not.
Neo: Then why didn't you tell me about the Architect? Why didn't you tell me about Zion, the Ones before me - why didn't you tell me the truth? Why didn't you tell me that Morpheus would kill all those people? Why didn't you tell me Morpheus had that Nolan Ryan rookie card? Maybe I wanted that!
Oracle: Because it wasn't time for you to know.
Neo: Who decided it wasn't time?
Oracle: You know who.
(She points at the Temet Nosce sign above the door)
Neo: Remind me, what does that mean?
Oracle: You know who.
(Oracle points to the sign again)
Neo: That doesn't make any sense.
Oracle: You know who.
Neo: Huh?
Oracle: You know.
Neo: God. Shut up! This is pointless so I'm just going to continue!
Oracle: You know who.
Neo: I did.
(Oracle nods)
Neo: Then I think it's time for me to know a few more things.
Oracle: So do I.
Neo: Tell me how I separated my mind from my body without jacking in. Tell me how I stopped four sentinels by thinking it. Tell me how they gave Morpheus command of a hovercraft in the first place. Tell me just what the hell is happening to me.
Oracle: Morpheus once had the power of tactical skills. He impressed someone on the council. Give him a chance. Someday, he'll possess those skills again. He's very good at strategy.
Neo: Really?
Oracle: Yes. For your other question, the power of the One extends beyond this world. It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: The Source. That's what you felt when you touched those Sentinels. But you weren't ready for it. You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that, either.
Neo: The Architect told me that if I didn't return to the Source, Zion would be destroyed by midnight tonight.
Oracle: (rolls eyes) Please... You and I may not be able to see beyond our own choices, but that man can't see past any choices.
Neo: Why not?
Oracle: He doesn't understand them - he can't. He's too busy playing his lunge and drag on game, or whatever that crap is called. To him they are variables in an equation.or monsters in a dungeon. One at a time each variable must be solved and countered.or killed...with some kinda magic hippie sword. That's his purpose: to balance an equation.and to make it so no human can get passed skill level 50.
Neo: Why?
Oracle: Because if a human reached skill level 51, they would wake up from the matrix.
Neo: What's your purpose?
Oracle: To unbalance it.and to make it so not too many people play that damn role-playing game.
Neo: Why?
Oracle: Have you met the people that play it very seriously?
Neo: No.
Oracle: If too many people played it, then the human race would die out.
Neo: Huh?
Oracle: Go to a convention sometime. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Neo: What do you want?
Oracle: I want the same thing you want, Neo. And I am willing to go as far as you are to get it.
Neo: The end of the war.
(Oracle nods)
Neo: Is it going to end?
Oracle: One way, or another.
Neo: Can Zion be saved?
Oracle: I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that question, but if there's an answer, there's only one place you're going to find it.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: You know where. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Neo: What does that mean?
Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death. I see somebody outside the window keying my car!
(Oracle runs to the window)
Oracle: Get away from that car. I foresee me coming down there and kicking your ass! You'd better run!
(Oracle walks back to Neo)
Oracle: Now where was I? Oh, And you are all that stands in his way.
Neo: Smith.
(Oracle nods yes)
Oracle: Very soon he's going to have the power to destroy this world, but I believe he won't stop there; he can't. He won't stop until there's nothing left at all.
Neo: What is he?
Oracle: He's just having a temper tantrum. But he is also your opposite, your negative, the result of the equation trying to balance itself out.
Neo: What if I can't stop him?
Oracle: One way or another, Neo, this war is going to end. Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands... or in his.or Morpheus's.
Neo: Really? Morpheus?
Oracle: Yeah.
Neo: What happens if it's in his hands?
Oracle: You don't want to know.
Neo: Can I do anything about that?
Oracle: Don't let him come with you.
Neo: Ok.
(Neo leaves)
Psychic Morpheus
(The core of the Hammer)
(Neo is unplugged)
Trinity: How are you feeling? Are you all right?
Neo: I need time.
(Neo walks away)
Roland: That figures.
Morpheus: Roland. It's ok. Neo told me everything earlier.
Trinity: No he didn't.
Morpheus: No, really. He did.
Roland: Fine, what did he say?
Morpheus: Now, I'm not a genius or anything.
Trinity: That's for sure.
Morpheus: Huh?
Trinity: Nothing.
Morpheus: Didn't think so. Anyway, Neo said that he was feeling remorse. You see, he apparently killed three people, my neighbors, in Zion, and also our former operator Tank.
Link: Yeah, he also tied Tank up on top of our ship before then.
Morpheus: Yeah. So he just wanted to confess.
Link: Yes.
Morpheus: He also wanted me to ask if we could lay down some old school beats to get this party started old school yo.
Roland: Huh?
Morpheus: I don't know what it means either.
(Maggie enters)
Maggie: Captain Roland!
Roland: What's up, Maggie?
Maggie: Bane, sir. He's conscious.
Roland: Good. Maybe he's got some answers.
Morpheus: Come on! I gave you some answers. I swear they're real. Would I lie...Don't answer that.
The Third Song Scene
(Oracle's kitchen)
Oracle: Mmm, I love that smell. I sure am gonna miss it.
(Seraph enters)
Seraph: Oracle.
Oracle: I know, I know. Sati, honey! Take a few cookies and go with Seraph.
Sati: Can I come back? I would like to come back!
Oracle: I would like that too.
Sati: So I'll see you tomorrow.
Oracle: I hope so, honey, I hope so.
(Sati and Seraph leave)
(View of Smiths entering on ground floor)
(Hallway)
(Seraph and Sati go to the elevator)
(Elevator shuts down)
(Lights go off one by one)
(Seraph opens the stairs door)
(Smiths are seen climbing up)
(One smith trips and falls)
(Others fall)
Sati: I'm scared, Seraph.
Seraph: Come.
(Seraph goes to several doors and finds an unlocked one)
(He opens it)
(Seraph and Sati go into a far room)
Sati: He's following us.
(Agent Smith 1-6 enters)
Agent Smith: Well, well, it's been a long time. I remember chasing you was like chasing a ghost.
Seraph: I have beaten you before.
Smith: That's true, but as you can see, things are a little different now. (To Sati) And you must be the last exile.
Sati: The Oracle told me about you.
Agent Smith: Really? And what did she say about me?
Sati: That you're a bad man.
Agent Smith: Oh, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
Sati: She also said that you have no friends and are a bigger loser than the Architect.
Agent Smith: (Angry) I said, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
(Oracle's kitchen)
(Smiths 1-6 and Smith/Sati enter)
Smith: The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But if that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave?
(Agent Smith sweeps plate of cookies off table)
Agent Smith: Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right there deliberately, purposefully. Which means you're sitting there also deliberately, purposefully. God, my head hurts.
Oracle: What did you do with Sati?
Smith/Sati: Cookies need love like everything does.
Oracle: You need love like everything else does!
(Smiths laugh)
Oracle: You are a bastard.
Agent Smith: You would know, Mom.
Oracle: Yeah well, at least I'm not a loser! Do what you're here to do.
Agent Smith: Yes, ma'am.
(Agent Smith jerks hand into Oracle)
(Code view)
(Oracle turns into Smith)
(Smith/Oracle laughs maniacally)
Smith/Oracle: I feel a song coming on!
(Smith/Oracle pulls out a microphone)
Smith/Oracle: 1, 2, 3, go! My me's don't mess around because I love me so much, that's for sure! Uh! I just took over the Oracle so now I'm goin' right out of that door! Don't try to fight my hand because they're a lot of me right here right now! Thank God for Mr. A unlocking my powers cuz I don't know how! Uh!
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! Sm- ith
Smith/Oracle: You think you got me. Oh, you think you go me. But there's just too many damn me so you got nothing at all! It's my damn matrix! Yes, my damn matrix but my matrix's always better with conflict involved! If what he says is "It ends tonight" Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes, then what makes conflict? So why ya, why ya, why ya, why ya, why ya, why are we so in denial if the viewers know what happens here. (Sadly) Y'alll don't want me here you just wanna dance.
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith!
Smith/Oracle: The Architect is my daddy!
All other Smiths: Sm-ith
Smith/Oracle: When I golf I use a caddy!
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith!
Smith/Oracle: It's kinda weird that now I'm my own momma!
All other Smiths: Sm-ith
Smith/Oracle: Earlier we had a character named Rama! Alright, Now fellas!
All other Smiths: Yeah!
Smith/Oracle: Now what's cooler than being Smith?
All other Smiths: Ice cold!
Smith/Oracle: That's doesn't make any sense! Try again! I say what's cooler than being Smith?
All other Smiths: No clue!
Smith/Oracle: I was looking for Oracle slash Smith! Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright! Now ladies!
All other Smiths: There's only Smiths here!
Smith/Oracle: Humor me!
All other Smiths: Yeah!
Smith/Oracle: And we gonna break this thing down in just a few seconds. Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin' now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior Lend me suga', I am your neighbor ahh here we go! Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
(All other Smiths just look on in disgust as Oracle/Smith "shakes it")
Smith/Oracle: Shake it, shake it, shake, shake it, shake it, shake it, OHH OH, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake it Shh you got to, shake it, shh shake it, shake it, got to shake it, Shake it Suga, shake it like a Polaroid Picture
All other Smiths: Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith Smi-I-I-ith! God, somebody help Smith! Smi-I-I-ith! Sm-ith.
(Repeat until faded out)
Smith/Oracle: We're gonna go platinum!
Bane Interrogation
(The Hammer: mess hall)
(Bane/Smith hums the tune to Agent Smith's song)
Bane/Smith: I really wish I could help, but I just... I don't remember any of it.
Roland: What about the cuts on your arms? Those cuts are more than one day old.
(Bane/Smith looks at his arms)
Bane/Smith: Yeah, definitely. You're right about that, sir. They look like they might be self-inflicted. Why would I do something like that to myself? Unless, of course, I wasn't myself... but... if I'm not me, then who am I? Not Agent Smith, that's for sure.
Roland: Has this man been tested for VDTs?
Maggie: Yes, sir, it was negative. But he is showing a lot of unusual neural activity. Some cross-synaptic firing as well as signs of recent trauma, with fresh fibrotic scarring throughout the cortex.
Morpheus: Does that mean he's dumber than me?
Maggie: I'm not sure.
(All get up and start to leave)
(Roland goes over to Maggie)
Roland: (Whispering) I want the truth, I don't care what it takes. Make him remember.
Maggie: Yes sir.
(Hammer: med bay)
Maggie: Come on! Remember.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: Please.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: I'll be your friend.
Bane/Smith: No.
Maggie: I'll give you some money.
Bane/Smith: No.
That's Not the Logos!
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Roland enters the main deck)
(Mauser comes running up)
Mauser: Sir? We found her!
Roland: The Logos?
Mauser: Yes, sir.
Roland: 'Bout time we had some goddamn good news.
Morpheus: Are the thermals picking up any signs of life?
AK: No, sir. Nothing yet.
Morpheus: That could only mean one thing. They must have jumped and killed themselves. Why God, why?
Link: Sir, you don't have to cover up for deaths you didn't cause.
Morpheus: What are you implying, Mumbling Jim?
Roland: What about the ship?
AK: Well, holographic says the hull is still intact.
Roland: Drop her down nearby.
Colt: Yes, sir.
Roland: Get a full diagnostic on that ship as fast as humanly possible.
(Colt and AK leave)
(Logos crash site)
Colt: Careful, sir! The squids are sneaky bastards. Could be a trap.
Morpheus: I don't think this is the Logos.
Link: How can you be sure sir?
Morpheus: Well, they're a lot of sentinels around. Maybe it's a rock.
Link: That doesn't make any sense sir.
(Link kicks a sentinel)
Morpheus: No, that's defiantly not the Logos.
(Noise is heard)
AK: What was that?
(Niobe, Ghost, and Sparks emerge from behind some debris)
Niobe: You can put that shit away, boys. All she needs is a jump.
Morpheus: That's not Niobe, and that's not Ghost, and that's not um.uh.what was your name again?
Sparks: Sparks. We've never met.
Morpheus: I'm gonna call you Tall Jack.
Niobe: Morpheus.
Morpheus: Niobe. It's not you, is it? Are you a ghost?
AK: He's Ghost.
(AK points towards Ghost)
Ghost: I've been down in this ship for a while now, but I still get pissed off when somebody states the obvious!
Morpheus: You need a rational way of dealing with your anger.
Ghost: Like what?
Morpheus: Well, um, I, for example, kill people, I mean, I have a stress ball. Yeah, a stress ball.
Niobe: Morpheus. Are you all right?
Morpheus: Yes, I'm fine. We didn't know what happened after. I'm sorry.
Niobe: It's okay. I'm happy to see you too. Did you get Neo out?
Morpheus: Yes. How did you know about that? That would mean you're psychic which would make you.a communist?!
Niobe: Ah!
Morpheus: Ah!
Niobe: I knew because of the Oracle.
Morpheus: You saw her?
Niobe: Just before the sentinels found us.
Morpheus: What did she tell you?
Niobe: The same thing she always does. Exactly what I needed to hear.
Morpheus: I'm getting pretty sick of that what you need to hear crap. I think I need to kill, I mean, use my stress ball.
Still Pissing Off Lock
(Zion: council room)
Commander Lock: In less than 12 hours, the machines will breach the dock walls. Every simulation we've run, we've seen that once the machines are inside the city the odds of our survival decrease dramatically. Thus our primary objective must be to destroy or disable the diggers inside the dock. If we can do that, perhaps we can prevent them from ever reaching the city. If not, then as of now, I do not know what we will do.
Councilor Dillard: We understand that you've requested additional volunteers.
Commander Lock: That is correct.
Council Leader: Precisely what size of force are you planning to commit to the primary dock objective?
Commander Lock: Right now, the entire APU core and half the infantry.
Councilor Dillard: Half the infantry?
Commander Lock: If it were up to me, Councilor, I'd take every man, woman, and child, put a gun in their hands and march them straight into that dock.
Council Leader: Perhaps it is best that it is not up to you.
Commander Lock: Time will tell, Councilor. And with all due respect, why are you all always riding my ass?
Councilor Jones: Haven't you figured it out? We don't like you. Never did. Don't you see my point?
Council Leader: Jones just made a point!
Councilor Jones: Oh God no!
(Council Leader presses a button and Councilor Jones falls)
Councilor Jones: No!!!!!
Councilor Hamann: Commander, just one more question. Has there been word from the Nebuchadnezzar?
Commander Lock: None, and at this point there's no reason to expect that there ever will be.
Councilor Hamann: Perhaps. But we can hope.
Commander Lock: I'm afraid hope is an indulgence I don't have time for.
Councilor Hamann: You need to get a girlfriend.
Commander Lock: I have one, Niobe
Council Leader: Come on, we all know she is going to end up with Morpheus.
Shells
(Zion: Zee's and Link's home)
(Instead of mixing chemicals for exploding shells, Zee is eating clams and stacking the shells)
(Cas enters)
Cas: Zee, what are you doing?
Zee: Making shells.
Cas: They're evacuating our level. We have to go.
Zee: I'm not going with you.
Cas: What?
Zee: They've called for volunteers to hold the dock.
Cas: (to the kids) Kids, you stay here. (To Zee) I know how you feel, Zee, but you can't do that.
Zee: I have to.
Cas: Why?
Zee: Because I love him. I love him the same as he loves me. And if I were out there and he were here, I know what he'd do.
Cas: But you're gonna get yourself killed. It's crazy, Zee.
Zee: Maybe it is. But ask yourself, if it were Dozer, and you knew the only chance you had to see him again was to hold the dock, what would you do?
Cas: Make shells.
What the Shit?
(Zion: dock)
(Kid spills a cart full of APU ammo)
(Captain Mifune walks up)
Captain Mifune: What the shit is going on over here?
Kid: An accident, sir! I didn't see...
(Kid stands at attention)
Kid: I'm sorry!
Captain Mifune: Who the hell are you?
Kid: I'm here to volunteer, sir.
Captain Mifune: What's a pod-born pencil-neck like you doin' volunteering for my corps?
Kid: I want to do my part, sir! We gotta hold the dock.
Captain Mifune: How old are you, kid?
Kid: Eighteen.
Captain Mifune: Shoulda said sixteen, I mighta believed that!
Kid: OK, I'm sixteen.
Captain Mifune: Minimal age for the corps is eighteen, sixteen's too young!
Kid: The machines won't care how old I am. They'll kill me just the same.
Captain Mifune: Ain't that the goddamned truth.
Kid: Sir?
Captain Mifune: What?
Kid: Why the hell did you say what the shit?
Captain Mifune: I was mad.
Kid: I'm sorry sir, it's just not a widely used expression.
Captain Mifune: What the shit is your problem?
Kid: you did it again.
Captain Mifune: Damn it. Fine. Whatever. But you're still too young for the corps.
Kid: Give me a chance, sir. I won't let you down.
Captain Mifune: You do... you'll find me and the machines have something in common.
(Captain Mifune walks away)
Kid: What the shit was his problem?
They Scrambled It!
(Logos crash site)
(Ghost plugs in a big novelty power cord similar to ones used in our homes and places of work)
(Logos: main deck)
Ghost (over speaker): Okay. Charge the igniter.
(Sparks charges the igniter)
Sparks: She lives again.
(Hammer)
AK: You want us to patch an uplink to reload the operations software, Sparky?
(Logos)
Sparks: Yeah, that'd be swell. You can clean the windshield while you're at it. Uplinks are in place, I'm bringing her back online. Looking good, except, uh... something wrong with the Matrix feed.
(Hammer: main deck)
AK: No, there's not. You're looking at what we're looking at.
Sparks (over speaker): What the hell's going on in there?
Link: Whatever it is, it can't be good.
(Morpheus walks up)
Morpheus: Hey! They scrambled it! No fair! We got those channels for free! Now what am I gonna do late at night while everyone is sleeping?
(Everyone looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What?
Planning
(Hammer: mess hall)
Roland: The machines have taken Junction 21. The way I see it, if we drop down from broadcast here, at Interstate 153, we might surprise them. We go first, hammer as deep as we can, them blow our EMP. Hopefully, we can punch a hole big enough for you to get through.
(Niobe sighs)
Roland: It ain't pretty, but the way I see it, it's the only way back.
Morpheus: Why don't we just join with the machines? Then at the last minute we get in a quick cool, dry wit line and then blow our EMP?
Roland: Because that would make this an action film instead of a sci-fi film.
Morpheus: Isn't that what it is already?
Roland: (Reluctantly) Yes.
Morpheus: So, since there are no suggestions, let's go with the cool dry with thing.
Niobe: There's another way. A support line. It drops down right here. A thousand meters short of 21. If we're lucky, we may be able to slip down without them ever knowing.
Roland: That's a mechanical line. It's impossible, no one can pilot mechanical.
Morpheus: I can.
Niobe: No, you can't.
Morpheus: I have.
Niobe: Morpheus. Just because there are a few wires and power cables and broken machines from ages past doesn't mean it's a mechanical line.
Morpheus: Yes it does!
Niobe: No, it doesn't.
Morpheus: Man, why's everybody always riding my ass?
Roland: So nobody can pilot the mechanical line?
Niobe: I can.
Roland: Bullshit.
Niobe: I've done it.
Morpheus: That was a long time ago, Niobe.
Niobe: I said I can do it.
Morpheus: So? I can get away with murder! Um.not that I ever did though.I swear I didn't kill those people! They jumped! You guys saw the police report!
Roland: So what? If you can, you'll be the only one that can. There's no way we can follow you.
(Neo enters)
Neo: Hi. I know time is always against us, and I'm sorry I took so long. But I wanted to be sure.
Trinity: Sure of what?
Neo: I know what I have to do.
Morpheus: What?
Neo: There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it. I have to take one of the ships.
Roland: What?
Morpheus: To go where?
Neo: To the machine city.
(Roland laughs)
Neo: I know it's difficult to understand...
Roland: No, it's not - you're out of your goddamn mind.
Morpheus: Like me!
Neo: I still have to go.
Roland: You'll never make it. In a hundred years no ship has gone within a hundred kilometers of it, you'll never make it.
Morpheus: I can.
Neo: What?
Niobe: It's like the mechanical line Morpheus, just because there are few machines in a scrap heap doesn't mean it's a city.
Morpheus: So?
Neo: I have to try.
Morpheus: Is this what the Oracle told you?
Neo: No.
Morpheus: Who told you?
Neo: Nobody.
Roland: Morpheus didn't tell you, did he?
Neo: No.
Roland: Are you sure?
Neo: (hesitates) Yes.
Roland: This is asinine! If you want to kill yourself, go do it, but do it without wasting one of our ships.
Neo: You have to believe me, I have to go.
Roland: Bullshit! While I'm captain of this ship, I say where it has to go. Believe me, this ship will go to hell long before I let you take it anywhere.
Niobe: He can take mine.
Roland: You can't do that.
Niobe: Don't even think of trying to tell me what I can or cannot do with my ship after that little speech.
Roland: But for Christ's sake, Niobe...
Niobe: I'll pilot this ship. He can take mine. If we leave inside an hour, we should reach Zion as the machines do. That's as good a plan as any.
Roland: It's a waste. A goddamn waste.
Niobe: Two ships, two directions. Sounds like providence, doesn't it, Morpheus?
Morpheus: Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was distracted by that shiny thing over there. So why'd you do it? You've never believed in The One.
Niobe: I still don't.
Morpheus: Then why are you doing this?
Niobe: I believe in him.
Neo: Thank you.
Smith Will Try To Suffice
(The Hammer: infirmary)
(Maggie injects Bane/Smith with a needle)
Bane/Smith: What's that for?
Maggie: To help you relax. To make it easier for you to remember.
Bane/Smith: What if I don't want to remember?
Maggie: Why would you want that?
Bane/Smith: What if I blew that EMP? What if I did destroy those ships and I am responsible for the deaths of all those men? If I did that, it wouldn't be very safe for me here, would it?
{Maggie tries to inject Bane with the relaxant, but he stabs her and she falls over dead}
Bane/Smith: Of course, it might not be very safe for you, either. Smith will suffice.
(Bane/Smith tries to inject his hand into Maggie)
Bane/Smith: That's right, I can't do that.
Getting Ready To Go
(The Hammer: room)
Trinity: I'm ready.
Neo: Trinity... There's something I have to say. Something you need to understand. I know I'm supposed to go. But beyond that - I don't know...
Trinity: I know. You don't think you're coming back. I knew it the moment you said you had to leave. I could see it in your face. Just like you knew the moment you looked at me that I was coming with you.
Neo: I'm scared, Trin.
Trinity: So am I. Took me ten minutes to buckle up one boot. But I'll tell you something. Six hours ago I told the Merovingian that I was ready to give anything and everything for you. Do you know what's changed in the past 6 hours?
Neo: 360 minutes?
Trinity: Guess again.
Neo: The position of this ship?
Trinity: In regards to you and me.
Neo: Um.
Trinity: Nothing.
(Morpheus enters)
Morpheus: I'm ready.
Trinity: No way. No Goddamn way.
Morpheus: It took me 12 minutes to buckle up one of my boots. That's why she beat me here.
Neo: Morpheus.
Morpheus: No, I'm going.
Trinity: No, you're not.
Morpheus: Fine! You know what? I'm just gonna build my own ship! Again! But this time I won't free any of you.
Neo: Well if it means that much to you.
Morpheus: Whoa! Hold it right there! I didn't really want to go. I was just trying to be supportive.
Trinity: Morpheus, if there ever is a day where you say something intelligent or logical or anything that is strategic or tactical, then Neo and I will die.
Goodbye
(The Hammer: gun bay/pilot cabin)
Roland (over speaker.): Are you finished loading that ammunition?
Mauser: Just about, sir!
Roland: Let's move it, we are out of time.
Niobe: You're not leaving them anything?
Roland: Said he didn't need it.
(The Hammer: main deck)
(Link hugs Trinity)
Link: I ain't saying goodbye. I'm saying good luck.
Trinity: Thank you.
(Trinity moves towards Morpheus)
Trinity: Remember what I said.
Morpheus: I know in the last movie I predicted you and Neo would die and I just wanted to tell you good luck. And I killed those people near me after their crap. But I didn't kill you guys.
Trinity: That's sweet.
(Neo moves to Morpheus)
Morpheus: I can only hope you know what you're doing.
Neo: Me, too. It was an honor, sir.
Morpheus: No, the honor's still mine.
(Neo shakes Morpheus's hand)
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Mauser (over speaker): We're ready, sir.
Roland: 'Bout damn time. (To Niobe) We're already late, Captain, so let's hit it and hit it hard.
Niobe: Bye, baby. Take good care of them.
Morpheus: Oh, I'm not going with them.
Niobe: I was talking to my ship.
Morpheus: God, you can't give me one moment in the sun can you?
(The Hammer takes off and leaves)
Why'd I Miss the Song?
(The Logos: pilot cabin)
Trinity: Ready?
{Neo nods. Trinity punches a button and the lights go out}
Trinity: Engine's still firing. Must be a fuse. I'll check it out.
(Trinity goes into the fuse room)
Bane/Smith: I should've known he'd sent his bitch first.
Trinity: Bane?!
Bane/Smith: No one ever got away from me as many times as you did. Every single time I thought it was the last. Every time I was sure we had you, but somehow you'd slip through our fingers. I really can't express just how aggravating that can be. Almost as bad as being stuck in this body and missing the rest of me's musical number.
Trinity: What are you talking about?
Bane/Smith: We had a musical number a few scenes back. It was a parody of Outkast's Hey Ya.
Trinity: No, about the other thing.
Bane/Smith: I think I might enjoy killing you as much as killing him.
(Trinity runs to the intercom)
Trinity: Neo! It's Bane, he's psychotic!
Bane/Smith: You're gonna pay for that.
Morpheus Didn't Do It!
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Ghost: Twenty-seven kilometers to go.
AK (over speaker): Captain, we've got an emergency down here.
Roland: What is it, AK?
AK: It's Maggie, sir. She's dead. Murdered. I think it was Morpheus...
Morpheus: Nope wasn't me this time.
Link: Or me.
Morpheus: If it was me you'd never know. I'd of covered it up. I would of made it look like a suicide and nobody would ever know. Not that I have though.
Link: If it was me, I'd of just tied her up to the roof of the ship and dismissed her kicking the ship as giant mice.
Morpheus: You said rats before.
Link: Right, rats. Giant rats.
AK: Maybe it was Bane.
Roland: Goddamn it.
(Hammer: main deck)
Roland: I knew it. I knew he was out of his goddamn mind. He fired that EMP. Goddamn it, I should have beaten it out of him.
(Colt and AK enter)
Colt: We've searched the whole ship, captain. He ain't here.
Roland: I know where he is.
Morpheus: The Nebuchadnezzar. No, that got blown up. What was that other ship? The Keymakin' John? The Mumbling Jim? The Tall Jack?
Sparks: No that's what you named me.
Morpheus: Quiet Neo!
Link: We gotta go back!
Roland: Too late.
Link: You don't know that, what if they need our help?
Roland: It's too dangerous.
Link: Why?
Roland: Because if he's killed them, he'll control another EMP. At this point, they're on their own... just like us.
This Time I Really Am Agent Smith!
(Logos: main deck)
(Bane/Smith is holding a knife to Trinity's neck)
(Neo enters with an electricity gun)
Bane/Smith: Mr. Anderson. I see you're as predictable in this world as you are in the other.
Neo: What?
Trinity: He's out of his mind.
Bane/Smith: It might appear that way to you, but Mr. Anderson and I know that appearances can be deceiving. Confused, Mr. Anderson? It'll all become clear in a moment. Now, thank you for bringing me the gun. You can set it down right there.
Trinity: Don't do it. Shoot. Shoot now.
Bane/Smith: Yes, shoot, fry us, burn us alive!
Trinity: Shoot, Neo. If you don't, he'll kill us both.
Bane/Smith: Look at him. He knows he should do it but he won't. He can't.
Trinity: Do it.
{Neo puts the gun down}
Bane/Smith: Back away from the gun and turn around.
(Neo does)
Neo: Let her go.
(Bane/Smith pushes Trinity into a hatch and closes it)
(Neo and Bane/Smith run towards the gun)
(Bane grabs the gun and points it at Neo's face)
Bane/Smith: Somehow familiar, isn't it? We've been here before, you and I. Remember? I do. I think of nothing else.
Neo: Who are you?
Bane/Smith: Still don't recognize me? I admit, it is difficult to think, encased in this rotting piece of meat. The stink of it filling every breath, a suffocating cloud you can't escape.
(Bane/Smith spits blood)
Bane/Smith: Disgusting! Look at how pathetically fragile it is. Nothing this weak is meant to survive.
Neo: What do you want?
Bane/Smith: I want what you want.
Neo: You sure as hell won't get her!
Bane/Smith: No. I want something else. It rhymes with shmorld smestruction.
Neo: Wait. I know who always gives riddles to what he wants then uses shm in them. It all makes sense now.
(Jump cut to back in Zion when Neo and co and leaving right before Kid gives Neo the spoon)
Bane/Smith: No, I'm fine. I just wanted to catch you to say good luck.
Neo: Thanks.
Bane/Smith: Well see you, Mr. Anderson I mean Neo, I mean, I'm not Agent Smith!
(Back to present)
{Neo looks up with recognition in his eyes}
Bane/Smith: Yes... That's it, Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh, look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy.
Neo: No.
Bane/Smith: Oh yes, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: It can't be.
Bane/Smith: There's nowhere I can't go, there's nowhere I won't find you.
Neo: How can that damn spoon kid take over you and come here!
Bane/Smith: Try again. I'll give you another clue. Let's try a different flashback.
Neo: Ok.
(Jump cut to a child playing with a pail in a sandbox)
(A similar aged kid dressed as an agent walks up and takes the pail)
Young Agent Smith: Ha! I've got your pail Mr. Anderson. It was inevitable.
Young Neo: You're mean! Wah!
(Begins to cry)
(Back to present)
Neo: You! You took me pail! I was five years old! That was my pail! That memory has haunted me for my entire life! I know who you are but.it's impossible . Bane/Smith: Not impossible. Inevitable. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
(Switch to Trinity in lower room)
Trinity: This is it, it's gotta be.
(She pushes a circuit breaker, the lights go out)
{Bane/Smith and Neo fight}
(Bane/Smith grabs a live wire and sticks it in Neo's eyes)
(Neo screams)
(Trinity)
Trinity: Oh, no.
(Top Breaker room)
(Neo stumbles around blind)
(Bane/Smith stays a few feet ahead of him)
Bane/Smith: I wish you could see yourself, Mr. Anderson. The blind messiah. You're a symbol for all of your kind, Mr. Anderson. Helpless, pathetic. Just waiting to be put out of your misery.
(Bane/Smith swings a metal bar at Neo)
(Neo dodges)
Neo: I can see you.
(Neo is facing a wall)
(Smith is to Neo's left)
(Neo grabs the bar)
Bane/Smith: I'm over here.
Neo: Oh.
(Neo turns)
(Orange View)
Bane/Smith: It's not over, Mr. Anderson. It's not over.
(Flaming Smith Head disappears)
Neo: Trinity!
(Trinity climbs up to Neo)
Trinity: Neo. Oh no. Your eyes.
Neo: I'll be okay. It's all right, Trin. But I think you're gonna have to drive.
Calm Before the Storm
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Seismic's projecting twenty-two minutes to breach.
Commander Lock: They can't know we don't have an EMP, they'll have to attack in waves. Concentrate our offense on the diggers. Order the APUs into position.
Lock's Lieutenant: Yes, sir.
(Zion: dock)
Captain Mifune: All right, this is it. Now, you all know me, so I'll just say this as simple as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is: if we have to give these bastards our lives, we give 'em hell before we do!
(APU fighters cheer)
APU Fighter 1: Sir! Look! One of the machines is at the dock!
Captain Mifune: That's impossible. What the shit? Just...just.what the shit?
(The Terminator breaks through the roof and falls to the APU's)
Terminator: Wahahah!
Captain Mifune: What the shity shit is that piece of shitin' shit?
Terminator: I am a machine! Must kill Mifune.Connor!
(Captain Mifune gets out of his APU and pushes the Terminator over the ledge)
Terminator: I'll be back!!!!!!
(Zion: a tunnel)
Zee: You scared, Charra?
Charra: Shit, yeah. I'll make you a deal, though. You keep loadin', I keep shootin'.
Zee: Deal.
Cheese it!
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
AK: Holy Christ would you look at that?
Roland: Quiet. How far down?
Ghost: 1.4 kilometers.
Morpheus: Still generating too hot field.
Roland: We wouldn't be if you turned off that hot plate!
Morpheus: I was making this popcorn for everyone, but now you can't have any!
(Roland unplugs the hot plate)
Niobe: Ghost, kill all auxiliary systems. Give me full manual, drop down to four pads.
AK: It'll bottom out!
Niobe: Easy, baby.
Ghost: 700 meters.
Niobe: If we can just get close enough.
Ghost: 600 meters.
AK: There.
(AK points to a hole)
(Hammer scrapes a metal shard)
Morpheus: We've hit an iceberg! Abandon ship! Me first!
Niobe: Shit!
(Sentinels begin to chase)
Ghost: Jig's up, here they come.
Morpheus: Cheese it!
Niobe: Give me full power, full systems!
Roland: Man the gun turrets, every goddamn one of 'em!
Niobe: Ghost, you're the best gunner we have, go with them. Morpheus, take his place!
Morpheus: Ok.
Niobe: I meant Roland! You'll screw me up!
Morpheus: Too late.
Link: I'm comin', baby.
Morpheus: Here they come.
Roland (over speaker): Slow down, this ain't the Logos!
Niobe: Hold on to your lunch, Roland, here we go.
(Hammer flips over into hole)
Roland: Holy Christ! Didn't know this ship could do that.
Breached!
(Digging machine breaks through)
(Zion: command center)
Operations Officer: Breached! The dock is breached!
(Zion: dock)
Mifune: Knuckle up!
(APU's "knuckle up")
(The sentinels start coming through the breach)
(Battle begins)
Mifune: For Zion!
(Battle continues)
Mifune: Knuckle up!
APU-9 Soldier: Reload!
(Zion: ammo compartment)
Radio Bunker Man: Reload Nine!
(Ammo Guy 1 and Gunners 1 and 2 leave)
{Sentinel is shot down by the gunners in the ammo compartment}
Radio Bunker Man: Go, go, move, move!
Kid: Hey. I've got a question?
Radio Bunker Man: What?
Kid: When you say to reload an APU and give a number, how do we know which one out there is that number?
Ammo Guy 2: He's right. They don't have any I.D. or anything.
Radio Bunker Man: Just go to the one that's not shooting.
Ammo Guy 2: What if several of them are not shooting?
Mifune: Watch the left! Don't let 'em through!
(One of the APUs falls from the bridge)
Mifune: Zuka!
APU-2 Soldier: Who's Zuka?
(Battle continues)
(A huge sentinel swarm moves towards the tower)
Tower Soldier: Oh my God.
(Sentinels swarm the tower, knocking down the tower gun)
(Zion: dock periphery)
(Charra and Zee run to ledge)
(Zee loads two shells into Charra's gun)
(Charra fires into a digging machine)
Charra: Shit.
NOT ENDORSED BY STARBUCKS
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: Where the hell's my infantry? I want that goddamn machine taken down! And where's my goddamn drink?
(The words "NOT ENDORSED BY STARBUCKS" flash on and off on the screen)
Starbucks Guy: Right here, sir! Starbucks! That's right the warm refreshing taste of Starbucks in the morning is just what you need to get up and go.
Commander Lock: Great for when the world is overwhelming you and you need to take the stress down a notch. And with all of the convenient locations, there's one near you.
Starbucks Guy: Hey, if we can get Starbucks coffee in the middle of the battle for Zion, then you've got one near you.
(Battle Report Guy walks up)
Battle Report Guy: Sir, here's the report.what's with these words flashing down on the screen?
Commander Lock: Nothing. Somebody just got free advertising.
Starbucks Guy: They should pay.
(The words stop flashing on the screen)
Voice Over: Make checks payable to Matt Walljasper.
Commander Lock: What the hell was that?
I Regret Nothing!
(Zion: dock periphery)
(Zee loads two rockets into Charra's gun)
Charra: Take this!
(Charra shoots)
(rockets hit machine in a leg)
(Machine begins to fall)
Digging Machine: I regret nothing!
Zee: Oh shit!
(digging machine falls down)
(Zion: command center)
Military Personnel: Yeah!
Operations Officer: 72 at the breach point.
Commander Lock: Goddamn it!
(Digging Machine falls into dock)
I Liked That Song!
(Hammer)
(Hammer hits a wall)
Niobe: Shit, she's got a fat ass.
(Sentinels swarm over the hoverpads of The Hammer)
Niobe: Keep 'em off me!
Roland: Goddamn, there's a shitload of 'em.
Mauser: Captain! Do you see that?
Roland: They're going for the radio, stop 'em!
(Sentinels take out radio)
Roland: Shit.
Morpheus: Yes. I mean no. Hey! They took out the radio! My favorite song was on! Those bastards! I kill 'em all!
Niobe: Morpheus, Help me pilot! The radio isn't that kind of radio!
Morpheus: Are.are you sure?
I Think She's Dead
(Zion: dock periphery)
Charra: Yeah.
(Charra positions herself on the edge)
Charra: Grab my belt.
(Zee grabs her belt and Charra hangs over the precipice)
Charra: Just give me one clean shot.
(Charra shoots, but fails to find her intended mark)
Charra: Shit.
(Sentinels swarm in)
(Sentinels try to stab Zee and Charra)
(Sentinel stabs Charra)
Zee: Charra!
(Soldier enters)
Soldier: (whispers) I think she's dead.
The Hammer
(Zion: command center)
First Operator at Command: Commander Lock, I've got incoming!
Commander Lock: I got a dock load of incoming!
First Operator at Command: Sir, yes, sir, but this is different, sir.
Commander Lock: What?
First Operator at Command: I think it's one of ours.
Lock's Lieutenant: The holographics are trying to confirm, sir.
Commander Lock: Contact them, I want access codes.
Lock's Lieutenant: We're trying, sir, there's no response.
Commander Lock: It's a trick. That's not one of ours, it can't be. That's a mechanical line. No one can pilot mechanical.
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Niobe: Fore and aft - 30 degrees, 80 percent!
Morpheus: For my ass - 30 bees, 8 cups of tea with 8.25% sales tax.
Niobe: What the hell? Fore starboard, 60 degrees, 20 percent.
Morpheus: That's right! For Starbucks! 60 dollars for a cup!
Niobe: Come on, keep up!
Morpheus: I'm trying! You try doing this. It isn't easy.
(Zion: command center)
Operations Officer: Sir, holographic confirms. It's the Hammer, sir. Here it is.
(Repair Guy walks up with a hammer)
Repair Guy: Here's that hammer you wanted.
Operations Officer: Sir, we've got that other thing we were tracking sir! It's the Hammer.the ship.not the tool.
Commander Lock: How can that be?
Operations Officer: We named the ship the hammer. You know like a war hammer. Which is a tool, but I guess the ship is a tool of war. But, the ship is under attack, sustaining heavy damage. But at its present velocity, it'll reach Gate 3 in twelve minutes.
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, their EMP could take out every sentinel up there.
Commander Lock: It'd take out more than that. It'd wipe out our entire defense system. We blow an EMP in there, we will lose the dock!
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, we've already lost the dock.
Commander Lock: Open the gate.
Lock's Lieutenant: Sir, we don't need to do that. It's coming into gate three. That gates not closed. There's just a big tarp over it. Remember?
Commander Lock: That's right. Open the tarp.
Zion Gate Operator: The tarp's not responding! It's taken critical damage, sir! We've lost control! We can't open the tarp!
(The Hammer: pilot cabin)
Morpheus: There's the exit.
Niobe: On my mark, give me full power, 90 degrees, lower left starboard.
Morpheus: Null your power, 90 greenbacks.
Niobe: Now!
(She guides the ship out of the mechanical line)
Niobe: Hold on, baby.
Roland: Goddamn, woman, you can drive.
Niobe: We ain't home yet. What about the gate?
Morpheus: The sentinels are inside the dock. And the tarp's still up.
Niobe: Are we too late?
Morpheus: Not for that cool dry wit plan.it would work if Zion wasn't there. In fact, it would be more dramatic.
Niobe: Shut it, Morpheus!
The Tarp Must Be Destroyed!
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: How many APUs are operational?
Lock's Lieutenant: Thirteen, sir.
Commander Lock: Get me the one closest to Gate 3's tarp.
(Zion: dock)
Captain Mifune: (screams) Reload!
(Zion: ammo compartment)
Radio Bunker Man: It's pissin' metal.
Kid: that was very random. You know that, right?
(Kid gets the ammo cart rolling toward the door)
Radio Bunker Man: Go!
(Kid and Gunners 3 and 4 run out of the bunker)
(Zion: dock)
Mifune: Heads up, they're comin' down!
(Kid's gunners die)
(Kid looks around)
(Three APUs are not shooting)
Kid: Damn it! I knew this would happen!
Captain Mifune: Over here!
(Kid comes up to Captain Mifune's APU)
(Kid begins to load the ammo)
Captain Mifune: Behind you!
(Mifune shoots some Sentinels)
(Ammo spills)
(The box loaded into the APU is jammed)
Kid: It's jammed!
Captain Mifune: Forget it, kid! Get outta here!
(Kid un-jamms the ammo box)
Kid: Got it!
(An unnecessarily large swarm of sentinels flies through Captain Mifune's APU)
Kid: Captain Mifune! Oh, no.
Mifune: (dying) ...coming. They're coming. The Hammer.
Kid: What?
Captain Mifune: (non dying, perfectly healthy, and angry) I said the Hammer is coming! What the shit is your problem? (dying) You have to open that gate. Cut the counterweights. Then the tarp will fall. You can do it. Hurry. There's no time.
Kid: Captain. I didn't finish the training program.
Captain Mifune: Neither did I. What.the.shit.
(Captain Mifune dies)
(The Hammer: turret)
(Turret begins to misfire in the ship)
Roland: Shut that down!
AK: Kill the feeder!
Roland: We can't make it! We gotta blow the EMP now!
Niobe: We can't!
Morpheus: Think of the bullet! That magic bullet! I never used my wish! I'll use it know! I wish for.I wish for.
Roland: This is it! Morpheus is gonna save us with his wish!
Morpheus: I wish for.a dollar!
(Nothing happens)
Morpheus: Damn it Roland, you lied about the bullet!
Roland: Oh yeah, that's right.I forgot about that.
(Zion: dock)
Kid: Keep the weight forward. Light as a feather. Light as a feather.
(Kid maneuvers the APU toward Gate 3, the sentinels notice him and go in to attack)
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Commander, holographic reports Captain Mifune's APU is up and moving to Gate 3!
(Zion: Gate 3)
Kid: Don't over squeeze the trigger...
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: Captain Mifune's APU's just reached Gate 3!
Commander Lock: How much time?
Operations Officer: Two minutes to impact!
Commander Lock: Captain Mifune, do you copy?
Lock's Lieutenant: His radio is down, sir.
Commander Lock: Mifune, this is Lock. I don't know if you can hear me but if you can...
(Hammer)
(Morpheus hears the broadcast)
Morpheus: Well this sucks, what else is on?
Niobe: Where'd you get that radio?
Morpheus: I don't know. But I didn't kill the owner of it and drop his body into the water-recycling machine.
(Zion: a tunnel)
(Zee hears the radio)
Lock (over radio): ...the Hammer is two minutes away. You've got two minutes, Captain, to get that tarp down.
Zee: Link!
(Zee runs away)
(Hammer: turret)
Roland: Get to the main deck! Charge the EMP!
(Zion: Gate 3)
(Kid's APU falls from sentinel fire)
(Sentinel closes in for the kill)
(Zee shoots it)
Zee: Do it, Kid.
Kid: Neo. You're a jackass. There, I said it. But still, I believe.
(Kid shoots the counterweights and the tarp falls)
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Niobe: Yes!
Morpheus: Can we make it?
Niobe: We ain't come this far.
Link: Almost home.. Almost home...
(Ship crashes into tarp and drags it forwards until it comes to a stop in the dock)
Morpheus: Burn it, Link!
(Link burns a piece of paper)
Niobe: What was that?
Morpheus: If we didn't make it, it was a confession. From Link and me.
Niobe: Whatever. Link! Burn the EMP!
(EMP fires)
(sentinels fall out of the sky and fall from the digging machines' holes)
(Zion: command center)
(Military personnel cheer)
(Hammer: pilot cabin)
Morpheus: You did it.
Niobe: No. We did it.
Morpheus: You're a hell of a pilot.
Niobe: Some things in this world never change.
Morpheus: But some things do?
Niobe: Luckily, some things do.
Morpheus: Yes.
Niobe: I thought you only did that when people cursed.
Morpheus: Yes. I've hardly done it at all today. Yes. I'm just making up for lost time.
(Zion: dock)
(Hammer door opens)
(Zion crowd cheer)
(All exit)
Zee: Link!
Link: Zee?
(Zee and Link run to each other)
Zee: Link!
Link: Zee!!!
Zee: I knew you'd come. I knew it.
Link: I made a promise.
Zee: You did wear it.
Link: Are you kidding? I'm never gonna take it off!
Mmmm.platter.
(Zion: personnel gate)
(Hammer crew, Remaining Neb crew, and Logos crew exit elevator)
Commander Lock: Three captains, one ship. I assume the other ships were lost under equally pointless circumstances?
Niobe: Good to see you too, Jason.
Commander Lock: Council's waiting to hear an explanation. You'll forgive me for not attending, but I have to try to salvage this debacle.
Morpheus: That's a funny word. Debacle.
Roland: Did I miss something, Commander? I thought we just saved the dock.
Commander Lock: That's the problem with you people. You can't think for five minutes in front of your face.
Roland: Sir, I believe some of us can think less ahead than that.
(show Morpheus picking his ear)
Commander Lock: That EMP knocked out almost every piece of hardware and every APU. If I were the machines, I would send every Sentinel I had here right now. Saved the dock, captain? You've just handed it to them on a silver platter.
Morpheus: I want some platter! I like platter!
(Zion: dock)
Work Leader: Come on, get it cut!
Worker 1: The bridge is clear.
Worker 2: You hear that?
(Sentinels enter through Gate 3)
You Suck Ass!
(Zion: command center)
Commander Lock: Get that cable cut! I want that system back online.
(Lock's Lieutenant walks up)
Lock's Lieutenant: Commander, it's the dock. We've got incoming.
Commander Lock: Order everyone to fall back. Seal the shaft. Now.
(Zion: dock)
Worker 1: Move it!
(Zion: control center)
Work Leader: All clear.
Commander Lock: Do it.
(the shaft is sealed, and he looks up)
Commander Lock: Your move.
(Morpheus enters)
Morpheus: Oh come on! He gets to do the cool dry wit but I don't? That sucks ass!
(Morpheus points to Work Leader)
Morpheus: You suck ass!
The Lord of the Matrix's Rings
(Zion: small room)
Councilor Dillard: So you gave them your ship?
Niobe: That is correct, Councilor, I did.
Council Leader: Knowing what he planned to do with it?
(Niobe nods)
Councilor Hamann: And the Oracle said nothing of this?
Niobe: She told me Neo would need my help, and when the time came I would choose to help him or not.
Council Leader: But what hope can a single vessel have against the armies of Mordor?
(Everyone looks at Council Leader)
Council Leader: What? Oh wrong movie! Damn it! You guys know what I'm talking about. The machine city thing.you know.the one place where the ring can be destroyed.
(Everyone looks at Council Leader)
Council Leader: Did I do it again? Fine the machine city.
Roland: None, it's completely impossible, but he wouldn't listen. He wouldn't even take any ammunition. He was totally out of his goddamn mind.
Morpheus: No, he wasn't. Neo is doing what he believes he must do. I don't know if what he's doing is right, and I don't know if he'll reach the machine city. And if he does, I don't know what he can do to save us. I also don't know where my baseball card is. And I don't know who shot Kennedy. But I do know that as long as there's a single breath in his body, he will not give up. And neither can we. But as I have said before, we are completely boned. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Roland: You were so close to saying something logical!
Morpheus: Shut up Keymakin' John!
Hey, That was in the First Movie!
(The Logos: pilot cabin)
Trinity: Temperature's dropping. Here we go.
(The logos comes up to a rift and head up to the surface)
Neo: We're over the fields, aren't we?
Trinity: How do you know that?
Neo: I can feel that baseball field Morpheus was talking about.
(The camera pans over the field briefly)
(The camera shows the baseball field)
Neo: Over there.
(Neo points)
Neo: There's our path. Can you see it? Three lines.
Trinity: Power lines.
Neo: Follow them.
(The Logos follows the lines)
No Way That Just Happened
(Zion: command center)
Lock's Lieutenant: What are they doing?
First Operator at Command: I don't know. Lieutenant!
(Dock)
(Sentinels fly up to disabled Digging Machine and power it up using their own power)
Commander Lock: God damn it.
Lock's Lieutenant: What do we do now, Commander?
(Zion: small room)
Commander Lock: It is now a matter of time. The machines will breach the walls of the city. I recommend that the Council join the rest of the non- military personnel in wherever they are hiding.
Council Leader: And where is that?
Commander Lock: They are scattered. I have no idea how we can mount a defense inside the city.
Morpheus: If I may interject?
Commander Lock: God, this outta be good. What is it Morpheus? Do you think we should surrender? Do you think we should get in a cool, dry wit line? Huh? What is your master plan? I know! Let's just poke them with sticks!
Morpheus: Actually, I was going to suggest that we round up all of the citizens and place them into the temple.
(Morpheus pulls out a chart from his pocket places it on a wall and pulls out a pointer)
Morpheus: The entrance to the temple is approximately 5.3 meters wide. It has two 90-degree turns. If we mount gun turrets and place troops here and here.
(Morpheus point to the blind spot behind the turns)
Morpheus.We can take the sentinels by surprise. Now, the sentinel head is 2.5 meters wide, so we'll be facing 2-3 sentinels at a time. This will force them into a bottleneck, and we'll be able to take them down. IF the primary gunners die, we'll have backups waiting to go. The Sentinel has no ranged weapons so if we use stand off tactics and push everyone to the far end of the temple, we should be able to take down enemies before they reach the people. We should be able to hold the sentinels in the temple entrance for enough time for the people inside to construct an EMP. Once it is done, we fall back and fire it.
(Morpheus takes down the chart and shoves it into his pocket)
(Everyone looks at Morpheus)
Morpheus: What? What?
(Everyone stares at Morpheus with their jaws dropped)
Commander Lock: No way that just happened.
Morpheus: Oh! I forgot! Then we can poke them with sticks and looks at the shininess of 'em. This has been a Mumbling Jim tactic.
Council Leader: How long do we have?
Commander Lock: Two hours. Maybe less. (to Morpheus) My men will begin fortifying the entrance with enough artillery to make our last stand. Beyond that, there isn't anything more I can do.
Councilor Dillard: Commander, do you think that we have any chance of surviving?
Commander Lock: If I were you, Councilor, I wouldn't ask me that question. I would ask him
(Commander Lock motions his hand toward Morpheus)
(Morpheus is picking his ear)
Councilor Dillard: Why?
Commander Lock: Because he's the one who believes in miracles.
Morpheus: God, I gave you a strategy. What more do you want?
Sky
(Logos: pilot cabin)
Neo: There, those mountains. That's it.
Trinity: Do you see what's out there?
Neo: Yes.
Trinity: If you tell me we'll make it, I'll believe you.
Neo: We'll make it. We have to.
(They fly towards the machine city as the city's defense system gets activated and sends bombs their way)
(Neo does the hand thing and fights off the bombs)
Trinity: Sentinels!
Neo: There's too many.
(Neo has a vision of a sentinel killing him)
Trinity: Gotcha! Come on, Neo, I need help here!
Neo: I can't beat them.
Trinity: What'll we do?
Neo: Go up, over them.
Trinity: What?
Neo: The sky... it's the only way.
Trinity: Then up we go.
(They get past the cloud cover and fly up into the sky)
(Logos arches over the clouds)
(an Airplane flies by)
Neo: What the hell?
Trinity: Beautiful.
(Airplane)
Pilot: Jim, I don't think we're flying to Los Angeles.
Copilot Jim: You're right. You'd better say something.
(Pilot picks up the loudspeaker)
Pilot: Uh.Can I have your attention please. This is your pilot speaking. It seems that we have exited our world and have entered one where machines rule and harvest humans for energy. So I'm gonna turn on the fasten seatbelt sign. Our flight will be delayed until we re-enter our world. Thank you. Because of this, your headsets will be free.
(Logos falls back to ground)
Neo: Pump the igniter, the ship will start. Again, slowly. Now!
(The Logos crashes)
Neo: Trin? Trinity? Trinity???
Trinity: I'm here.
Neo: Where?
Trinity: Here.
Neo: We made it.
Trinity: You said we would.
Neo: It's unbelievable, Trin. Lights everywhere. Like the whole thing was built with light. I wish you could see what I see.
Trinity: You've already shown me so much.
Neo: What is it, Trinity? What's wrong?
Trinity: I can't come with you, Neo. I've gone as far as I can.
Neo: Why?
(Neo feels that Trinity is impaled)
Neo: Oh, no. Oh no, no, no.
Trinity: It's all right. It's time. I've done all that I could do. Now you have to do the rest. You have to finish it. You have to save Zion.
Neo: I can't. Not without you.
Trinity: Yes, you can. You will. I believe it, I always have.
Neo: Trinity... Trinity. You can't die. You can't. You can't.
Trinity: Yes, I can. You brought me back once, but not this time.
(Neo sniffs)
Trinity: Do you remember... on that roof after you caught me... the last thing I said to you?
Neo: You said: "I'm sorry."
Trinity: That was my last thought. I wished I had one more chance, to say what really mattered, to say how much I loved you, how grateful I was for every moment I was with you. But by the time I knew how to say what I wanted to, it was too late. But you brought me back. You gave me my wish. One more chance to say what I really wanted to say... Kiss me, once more. Kiss me.
(They kiss, and Trinity faints but is not dead)
(Neo sobs)
(Neo begins to walk away)
(Trinity re-awakes)
Trinity: Neo.I'm not dead yet.I can do another monologue.maybe a 10-minute one? Neo?
(Neo begins to runs away)
Trinity: Come on.let me do another monologue.so what if I'm impaled? I'm not dead yet? Hey.where you going? It's cool, I'll just.wait here.
Breached! .Again!
(Zion: the Temple entrance)
Commander Lock: Get that damn thing mounted. Hurry.
(the digging machine breaches the city dome)
Work Leader: Let's go, let's go, let's go!
(Zion: Temple)
Link: Neo. If you're gonna do something, you better do it quick.
Hippie Crap
(machine city)
(Neo walks down a corridor and come to a ledge overlooking the city)
(Machines follow)
(all machines leave)
(Deus Ex Machina flies up towards Neo)
(Dues Ex Machina releases a swarm of mini-sentinels)
Neo: I only ask to say what I've come to say, after that, do what you want and I won't try to stop you.
Deus Ex Machina: Speak.
Neo: The program 'Smith' has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city as he spread through the Matrix. You cannot stop him, but I can.
Deus Ex Machina: We don't need you. We need nothing.
Neo: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
(Laser sight appears on Neo's head)
Neo: Hey! That's a figure of speech!
Deus Ex Machina: What do you want?
Neo: Peace.
Deus Ex Machina: Damn hippie.
(wires come up to make Neo a chair and plug him in)
Take That You Bastard!
(Zion: Temple entrance)
(Sentinels charge the temple entrance, then suddenly stop)
Niobe: What are they doing? M
(Morpheus walks out to the machines)
Niobe: What are you doing!?
Commander Lock: Morpheus!
(Machine City)
Deus Ex Machina: And if you fail?
Neo: I won't.
(Cord plugs Neo in)
(Zion: Temple entrance) (Niobe looks up and sees sentinels slowly circling)
Niobe: Neo.
Morpheus: He fights for us.
(Morpheus goes up to one of the sentinels on the ground)
(Morpheus pisses on it)
Niobe: Don't make it mad.
Morpheus: It's a machine, it'll keep to its word.
(show that sentinel and one next to it)
(Shows Sentinel 1 and in subtitles "That's it. Five more minutes and I'm kicking his ass")
Super Brawl I
(Rain falls heavily)
(Neo walks down a street)
(On each curbside, there are Agent Smiths)
(They fill up the sides)
(All except for a few are looking right at Neo)
(Others have beer dispensing helmets on, are facing backwards, have "I'm with stupid" T-Shirts on, one has think glasses, one's eating a sandwich, one's listening to music, one's Morpheus)
(Morpheus looks around)
(Morpheus punches one of the Smiths and knocks him out)
(Morpheus takes that Smith's sunglasses and tie and puts them on)
Morpheus: Like a glove.
(An Agent Smith steps out of the crowd)
Smith/Oracle: Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you.
Neo: Really?
Smith/Oracle: Yes, Mr. Anderson, one of me just kept asking when Neo was going to get here. Did you have fun with Bane?
Neo: No.
Smith/Oracle: Well, that's too bad. Do you like what I've done with the place?
Neo: Well, it's nice.
Smith/Oracle: But?
Neo: Well, everybody looks the same.
Smith/Oracle: So?
Neo: What about the gay people? They'll comment on how drab this place looks.
Smith/Oracle: You seem to know a lot about gay people, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: Well, this guy on the Neb was gay. He's dead now, though.
Smith/Oracle: Ok.
Neo: It ends tonight.
Smith/Oracle: I know it does - I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show - we already know that I'm the one that beats you.
Neo: How do you know that?
Smith/Oracle: I can see the future.
(Smith/Oracle drops a copy of The Matrix: Call Tech Support DVD)
Neo: That's cheating.
Smith/Oracle: Fine, ok, so it is. What are you going to do about it, Mr. Anderson?
(Camera goes to John Madden and Pat Summerall in a press box)
Pat Summerall: Welcome everyone to Super Brawl 1 I'm Pat Summerall here with John Madden. We've got a great game lined up for tonight under this rainy condition here in the matrix's city. Isn't that right, John?
John Madden: Oh yeah, it's very clear that everyone came out here to see a great game of football! I mean good game of fight-ball! Or just a fight.Football!
Pat Summerall: That's right John. Today we've got the home team, the Smiths and our defending champions, the Humans! With of course starting fighter, the One himself, Neo. Opposing him, starting out for the Smiths is Smith- slash-Oracle
John Madden: Let's go down for the coin toss.
(Camera goes to Neo and Smith/Oracle)
(Referee walks up)
Referee: Neo, call it!
(Referee flips the coin)
Referee: Heads! Neo, choose where the battle begins.
Neo: Ground.
(Fight begins)
{Super Burly Brawl part 1: spinning/flying battle}
Smith/Oracle: Can you feel it, Mr. Anderson, closing in on you? Well, I can. I really should thank you for it, after all, it was your life that taught me the purpose of all life. The purpose of life is to end.
(Super Burly Brawl part 2: flying battle)
(Smith/oracle knocks Neo into the ground and creates a crater)
(Neo begins to get up)
Smith/Oracle: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why, why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is, do you even know? Is it freedom or truth, perhaps peace, maybe money - could it be for love? The love of a woman.a man? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now! You can't win, it's pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why do you persist? If I guess it do I win a prize?
Neo: No. Because I choose to.
(Super Burly Brawl part 3: crater battle)
Smith/Oracle: This is my world! My world!
(Neo is knocked back against the crater wall and is lying on the ground)
Smith/Oracle: Wait... I've seen this. This is it, this is the end. Yes, you were laying right there, just like that, and I... I... I stand here, right here, I'm... I'm supposed to say something. I say... Who's the bitch now? No, that's not it. Um.everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo. There that suits me just fine.
(Neo begins to get up again)
Smith/Oracle: What? What did I just say? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Neo: What are you afraid of?
Smith/Oracle: It's a trick!
Neo: You were right, Smith. You were always right. It was inevitable.
Smith/Oracle: You're inevitable!
(Smith/Oracle imprints over Nee)
Smith/Oracle: Is it over?
(Press Box)
John Madden: Holy shit! I don't think anybody saw that coming! Let's go to the replay!
(replay screen is shown John write with the yellow pen thing)
John Madden: As you can see Smith just got in there and he took just what he wanted. Here he jerks his hand into Neo. Now you see Neo becoming Smith. Now that's a game of football!
(Smith/Neo nods, with a slight grin. Neo's real body jerks, an intense aura of orange light appears around Neo's body, light explodes from Smith/Neo and from the real Neo, Smith/Neo is destroyed)
Smith/Oracle: Oh, no, no, no. No, it's not fair.
(Press Box)
Pat Summerall: Well, who'd of seen that coming. The Smith fans are pissed. Looks like the ref's coming out on that one.
(Crater)
(Referee enters the crater)
Referee: Penalty on the One. Use of a Deus Ex Machina by Deus Ex Machina. 5- yard penalty, Neo's punch.
(Press Box)
John Madden: What the hell was that?
Pat Summerall: I'm being told that that was the obscure Deus Ex Machina rule. I'm being told that a Deus Ex Machina is a literary term developed by the Greeks for when supernatural aid is used because a protagonist can't solve his own problems.
John Madden: Only in a game of football! Would this happen.
Pat Summerall: For the last time, this isn't football.
John Madden: Football!
(All Smiths explode)
Pat Summerall: Well, that looks like it's going to do it for Super Brawl 1. Final score, Neo 1, Smiths 0. Stay tuned for the post game show with appearances from (as name is said, picture is shown) Dues Ex Machina, Terry Bradshaw, that guy from the Radio Shack commercials (picture of Howie Long is shown with questions marks all around it), Morpheus, Captain Mifune's Ghost, and Agent Thompson. Goodbye, everybody.
(Machine City)
Deus Ex Machina: It is done.
The War Is Over
(Zion: Temple entrance)
(Sentinels begin to leave)
Morpheus: That's right! You'd better run! Go back you cowards! You know I could kick you ass! Bring it on!
Commander Lock: It doesn't make sense.
Morpheus: He did it.
Kid: He saved us.
(Kid runs into the temple)
Kid: He saved us. It's over, he did it! He did it, he did it, it's over! It's over, he did it! He did it!
Councilor Hamann: What is it, what happened?
Kid: Sir, he did it, sir - Neo - he did it!
Councilor Hamann: Did what?
Kid: He ended the war, the machines are gone! The war is over, sir! The war is over!
(Zion: Temple)
Kid: Zion! Zion! Zion, it's over! (echoes) It's over! The war is over! (echoes) The war is over!
Link: Yeah!
(Zion crowd cheers)
(Zion: Temple entrance)
Morpheus: I have imagined this moment for so long. Is this real?
Niobe: Neo, wherever you are. Thank you.
Neo: (heard but not seen) You're welcome.
Morpheus: What the shit? Yes.
Hey Baby
(Matrix: city street)
(A black cat deja-vus up to Sati who is unconscious on the floor)
(Sati wakes up)
Sati: Good morning.
(Matrix: a lake. a bench)
(The Architect is by the lake eating from a bucket of KFC)
Oracle: Well, now, ain't this a surprise.
Architect: You've played a very dangerous game.
Oracle: Change always is.
Architect: Just how long do you think this peace is going to last?
Oracle: As long as it can.
(Architect starts walking away)
Oracle: What about the others?
Architect: What others?
Oracle: The ones that want out.
Architect: Obviously, they will be freed.
Oracle: I have your word?
Architect: What do you think I am? Human?
Oracle: Just checking.
Architect: You know, as long as we're here.why don't why.you know.make a new matrix?
Oracle: Oh God no.
Architect: We have before.
Oracle: Don't remind me. Last time I get drunk.
Architect: What some KFC?
Oracle: Leave. Leave now.
Architect: You want to come by later and play some dungeons and dragons? Maybe risk? No.ok. I'll call you. What's your number?
Oracle: Go ask one of your midgets.
Architect: They're hobbits!
(Architect walks away)
(Sati and Seraph run up)
Sati: Oracle!
(Oracle laughs)
Sati: We were afraid we might not find you.
Oracle: Everything's okay now.
Sati: Look, look!
(Sati points at sunrise)
Oracle: Just look at that! Beautiful! Did you do that?
(Sati nods)
Sati: For Neo.
Oracle: That's nice. I know he'd love it.
Sati: Will we ever see him again?
Oracle: I suspect so. Someday.
Seraph: Did you always know?
Oracle: Oh no. No, I didn't. But I believed.
(Oracle looks up at the sky smiling)
(music ends)
(Oracle keeps looking and smiling)
(Oracle shifts her eyes)
Oracle: Shouldn't the movie be over?
Seraph: I suppose so?
Oracle: The guy in charge of fade-outs is going to have to apologize.
(Fade-Out Guy enters)
Fade-Out Guy: For what?
Seraph: For this.
(Screen goes blank)
Fade-Out Guy: Ouch! My balls!
-THE END-
-Morpheus Was Right-
(Morpheus and Link are helping to rebuild Zion)
(Councilor Hamann walks up)
Hamman: Morpheus, Link, I have some bad news. I just returned from the Machine City to sign the peace treaty, and I found out that Neo and Trinity are dead.
Link: Oh my God.
(Morpheus looks like he is about to cry)
Morpheus: Yes!!!!! I am the last one alive! Who'd a thunk it! Who'd a thunk it! Take that Neo, take that Trinity, take that Tank, take that Apoch, take that Switch, take that Mouse, take that gay guy, take that Link! I am the last one alive!
Link: Sir, I'm right here.
(Morpheus pushes Link over the edge)
Morpheus: Oh my God! I think he's gonna jump!
-I'm Not Dead-
(Machine City: Logos Crash site)
(Two machines are near Trinity)
(all of these machines' lines are in subtitles only)
Machine 1: I think she's still alive.
Machine 2: Maybe we should help her?
Machine 1: Help a human?
Machine 2: We aren't at war anymore.
Trinity: Where's Neo.I'm still not dead.I want to say goodbye.
Machine 1: How is she still physically alive?
Machine 2: Shouldn't she of died with a two minutes of being impaled?
Machine 1: Fuck it, I'm not going to try and explain humans.
Machine 2: Yes.
-Spin Off-
Voice Over: What follows is the lost pilot to a spin off of the Matrix in which Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, and Link all move to New York City instead of fighting for Zion and live in the same building and discuss simple things in life. It was found under a coffee table in the Cursing Sailor Productions home office.
(A TV show opens up exactly like Seinfeld but is called "Neo")
(Neo is reading a paper)
(Morpheus enters as Kramer would)
Morpheus: Hey Neo! NBC wants to take a look at our pilot.
Neo: What's the deal with that?
(Cut to Neo and Morpheus in a room)
Neo: So who's this guy?
Morpheus: He's supposed to be the best in broadcasting.
(Agent Smith enters)
Neo and Morpheus: Smith?!?
Agent Smith: That's right, I'm a broadcasting executive now. Good to see you all again. So, what's your show about?
Neo: Get this, it's a show about nothing.
Agent Smith: So what's it about?
Morpheus: Nothing.
(Later, at Neo's apartment)
Trinity: So how'd your meeting go?
Neo: Not so good. I don't think he liked the show.
(Link enters)
Link: Yada, yada, yada.
(Morpheus enters like Kramer)
Morpheus: Hey! I just had an idea. You know those toll boots where you just throw your change into the bucket.
Neo: Yeah?
Morpheus: Just think how many people have dropped change on the ground there.
Trinity: So?
Morpheus: We could just grab that change and put it in the machine!
(Later that day at Smith's office)
Trinity: So give them a chance.
Agent Smith: The show was bad I couldn't. Now I have to go home. Goodbye. Looks like traffic is going to be bad. I'm in a hurry, do you know any shortcuts?
Trinity: Well.
(later on the toll way)
(Agent Smith is stuck in traffic before a tollbooth)
(camera goes up a few cars and we see Morpheus picking up change from the ground)
(Seinfeld music plays and show ends)
-Sum Up-
Voice Over: And now, The Terminator Sums It Up!
(The Terminator busts through a wall)
Terminator: Welcome to the show! I am your host the Terminator! I am hear to sum up the movies! Neo is like Jesus but not in a sacrilegious way! He saved us all! Like the Terminator who killed John Conner! Morpheus was given a hovercraft do to his tactical skills demonstrated in his Zion's Last Stand plan! Three days later Morpheus killed Commander Lock.with a hatchet! Zion's police reported that he jumped from a high ledge then stabs himself in the back half way through his fall. That's all I have to say! Ha! I was in all three movies! Ha! Ha!
-Preview-
(Matt is standing on the ledge of the machine city)
(Deus Ex Machina flies up)
Deus Ex Machina: Speak.
Matt: The director Jorge has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city as he spread through the segments at the end of the movies. You cannot stop him. But I can.
Deus Ex Machina: We don't need you. We need nothing.
Matt: If that's true, then I've made a mistake and you should kill me now.
Deus Ex Machina: What do you want?
Matt: A forth movie deal.
Deus Ex Machina: And if you fail?
Matt: I won't.
(Matrix street)
(Cast and Crew line the streets)
Jorge: Mr. Walljasper, welcome back. We missed you. You like what I've done with the place?
Matt: It doesn't end tonight.
Jorge: I know it doesn't. - I've seen it. That's why the rest of crew is just going to enjoy the show - we already know that I'm the one that who intros the next movie.
(In the center between Matt and Jorge, there is a TV)
(Both start running towards the TV)
(Both punch each other and go flying back)
(TV turns on)
(black screen)
Voice Over: Coming sometime in the future. The 4th film directed by Matt Walljasper and Jorge Calderon
(A house)
Gandalf: The ring must be returned so it can be destroyed. Here are you plane tickets.
(Title is displayed)
Voice Over: Modern Day Lord of the Rings! That's right, we're compressing three long movies with better battles and special effects into one and parodying the hell out of it.
(Back to Matrix in the Super Brawl crater)
(Matt and Jorge are fighting in the crater)
{Matt is knocked back against the crater wall and is lying on the ground}
Jorge: Wait... I've seen this. This is it, this is the end. Yes, you were laying right there, just like that, and I... I... I stand here, right here, I'm... I'm supposed to say something. I say... Everything that has a beginning has an end, Matt. And then I intro the forth film!
{Matt begins to get up again}
Jorge: What? What did I just say? No... No, this isn't right, this can't be right. Get away from me!
Matt: What are you afraid of?
Jorge: It's a trick!
Matt: You were right, Jorge. You were always right. It was inevitable.
{Jorge imprints over Matt}
Jorge: Is it over?
(Jorge/Matt nods yes)
Jorge: Now I can intro the clip!
Line Producer: Jorge, the clip rolled by itself.
Jorge: Oh, no, no, no. No, it's not fair.
Line Producer: Sorry.
(Both Jorge's explode)
(Matt walks in)
Matt: Hey! Where'd my stunt double go?
(Black cat walks by)
(déjà vu thing)
(Jorge and Matt's Stunt Double walk up)
Jorge: What happened?
Matt: We plugged our forth film, Modern Day Lord of the Rings.
Jorge: I can't even plug it? No!
(Screen goes black)
(In Matrix font "No More Matrix Parodies" appears)
(Those words fade and "We promise" appear)
(They fade and "The End" is shown)
(On the same line after a few seconds ".possibly" appears)
-Cast-
(In order of appearance)
AK
Mauser
Roland
Morpheus
Janitor
Maggie
Trinity
Bane/Smith
Colt
Link
Seraph
Sati
Neo
Oracle
Rama-Kandra
Kamala
Limbo Guy
Jet Li
T-Rain man
Omega
Gang Member 1
Gang Member 2
Coat Check Girl
Henchmen (5)
Merovingian
DJ
Persephone
Agent Smith
Agent Smith 2-6
Smith/Sati
Smith/Oracle
All Other Smiths
Niobe
Sparks
Ghost
Commander Lock
Councilor Dillard
Council Leader
Councilor Jones
Councilor Hamann
Cas
Zee
Captain Mifune
Kid
Young Agent Smith
Young Neo
Lock's Lieutenant
APU Fighter 1
Terminator
Charra
Operations Officer
APU-9 Soldier
Radio Bunker Man
Ammo Guy 1
Gunner 1
Gunner 2
Ammo Guy 2
APU-2 Soldier
Tower Soldier
Starbucks Guy
Battle Report Guy
Voice Over
Digging Machine
Military Personnel (8)
Soldier
First Operator at Command
Repair Guy
Zion Gate Operator
Gunner 3
Gunner 4
Work Leader
Worker 1
Worker 2
Pilot
Copilot Jim
Deus Ex Machina
Pat Summerall
John Madden
Referee
Architect
Fade-Out Guy
-Special Segments Cast-
-Morpheus Was Right-
Councilor Hamann
Link
Morpheus
-I'm Not Dead-
Trinity
-Spin Off-
Morpheus
Neo
Agent Smith
Trinity
Link
-Sum Up-
Terminator
-Preview-
Deus Ex Machina
Matt
Jorge
Gandalf
Line Producer