Parvati skipped to the stage and announced. 'I'll be singing do it with Professor Lupin.' Going slightly red. The
 stage went dark with a spot light on Pavati. 
 
You know Ron's got the body
He really likes to play chess
But when he's flirting with the Hermione
You know he's just a little boy
 
Now Draco is cute but still a asshole
And he talks with attitude
he has some spunk for a young man
But what I'd really like to do
 
I'd rather do it with Professor Lupin
He's what a man's supposed to be
Oh Remus wont you do it with me 
 
When Harry flies its amazing
I like his scar and her butt 
But how would you like to be with her
He's always got Voldie hangin' round 
 
I'd rather do it with Professor Lupin
He's what a woman's supposed to be
The only boy I'll ever need
Remus, do it with me
I'd rather do it with Professor Lupin (ooooh)
He's really got me on my knees
The only boy I'll ever need
Remus, do it with me
 
 
I'd really like to be with Sirius 
I think he's really, really hot 
I wonder if I could get Sirius
To want do it with Professor Lupin
Blushing Parvati curtsied and looked over to were remus was sitting and winked then blew him a big kiss. 
Remus went red and a smirking Sirius said. 'Oo shes hot!! Too bad ur queer.' Remus giggles and winked 
back to Pavati who nearly fainted. 
 
'Interesting very interesting!' Dumbledore said with his eyes twinkling. 'Next up we have Professor Remus 
Lupin' (who by the way is the DADA teacher if ya wondering )