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Goyle made is way up to the stage, surprising everyone that he could find his way there.
'Uhhh. I'll… err be singing uhhh if I only had a brain' He announced stupidly. The stage went dark and a spot light was put on Goyle who was wearing a cap backwards. The music started and he started to bounce retardedly. And he began to rap.
Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal?
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the forbidden forest where it couldn't be found
If it fell over, would it make a sound?
And if it did, would it be the sound that you like?
Or should I do it over until I get it right?
You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor, and play along
As the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs
It's a little BB rolling around in a box car
Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain
Somewhere on a higher mental plain
I might learn to come in from the rain
If I had a clue would I still be here with you?
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
Who's that?
Oh, my little friend Malfoy
Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me, don't you know
Mr. excitement, never in a rut
Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt
Ouch! I guess your love is true
Now, if I could only get a clue
All the Slytherins clapped and cheered and Goyle bowed stupidly and made his way down the steps.
'Very good!! Next up we have Sirius Black!!' Dumbledore announced.
Sirius made his way up to the stage. 'Hey ya!! I'll be singing…