Sirius made his way up to the stage. 'Hey ya!! I'll be singing Fox!'
The lights went off and a spot light was put in Sirius who was now dressed in leather sitting on a black with purple flames, motor bike.
Sirius revved the engine as the music started. He jumped off the bike and started to sing.
I met a fox the other day.
Well I asked how much she cost, I had to pay.
All of a sudden I'd brought her home.
She's one hundred kilos dressed in silver chrome.
She's my world, she's so rad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
She's my life, she's so bad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
When I imagine me and her.
You know that I get a stand-up fur.
I give her oil, I give her gas,
And get her seat beneath my ass.
And then the turtledoves drive away.
She's my world, she's so rad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
She's my life, she's so bad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
She's muggle, so what ? She's true, she's by my side.
For all I care she's hot, and she's a real good ride.
When we go out people stop and stare with jealous minds.
It's OK for me as long as they let her be...
To prevent something like a theft I got her locked 'round a tree.
She's my world, she's so rad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
She's my life, she's so bad.
She's the best ride I ever had.
Sirius jumped off his bike while everybody cheered and clapped. Most of the girls in the hall were either drooling or fainting. Sirius bowed and muttered a spell that transformed him back into his robes and the bike disappeared.
Dumbledore came onto the stage a declared 'Its time for some fine! And oh it looks like its mine turn to choose the victim and its song!!' Dumbledore giggled and looked around the great hall. His eyes twinkled and said 'I choose…