Seamus made his way up onto the stage and announced. 'I'll be singing…
Seamus made his way up onto the stage and announced. 'I'll be singing Lipstick!!'
The lights went out and a spotlight was put on Seamus who was wearing punky clothes with his hair bright blue
sticking out in different directions.
On a Sunday morning
Ron came into my room
And said get the fuck up outta bed
And get some goddamn homework done
So I told him hey fuck you Ron
And I threw a book at his head
But I missed and hit him in the crotch
So I slammed the door in his face
And said don't ever barge in the room
Or ill kick your ass and call Dumbledore
And tell him you abused me
And you'll wind up in detention
While I play Quidditch
You got no one to post you mail
Cuz Harry likes me more
He says that you're a Git
Your worthless your lazy your stupid
A little too poor
Ronny your so
Worthless your lazy your stupid
A little over weight
A little too poor
Everybody laughed while Seamus made his way off the stage.
Harry looked around at Ron who looked like he was about to cry.
'That was so nasty! Harry you don't think im a git do you?' Ron said trying not to cry.
'Of course he doesn't!! Seamus is the git singing a song about you!! Why'd he do that for anyway?' Hermione
asked.
'Duh because Seamus is hot for your bot Hermie!!' Harry said laughing.
Dumbledore walked back onto the stage. 'Well done!!! Next we have Argus Filch accompanied by the vocal excellent's of Miss Norris.
Filch made his way onto the stage with Miss Norris in his arms, 'I'll be singing…
