A/N: Oh geeze guys I've been reading more and more mary-sue stories because authors are unoriginal. I thought I'd take this oppurtunity to make fun of Draco/Hermione unoriginal stories! Enjoy the OOCness
Short Comedy One shot number 3:
Hermione walked onto the platform she had grown so accustomed to, but this time it was different for her. Suddenly, over the summer between sixth and seventh year, Hermione had somehow miraculously gotten big oversized boobs and gotten taller! She didn't like books either because that's something she grew out of in a mere one and a half months.
For some reason, her own best friends for six years didn't recognize her just because she had impossibly changed in such a short time. She walked up and hugged them for them to grab a feel.
"Back off boys, I don't feel about you that way," She said as they hugged each other and cried, missing the train.
Hermione, with no one else to sit with, suddenly found Malfoy and sat with him. He, for no reason, didn't recognize her because she had obviously completely and totally 'blossomed' into a proper young witch.
"Hey Malfoy, what are you staring at?" She asked him. Malfoy, not having lost all of his brain, recognized her voice and said, "Eww cooties from a Mudblood!"
"I made Head Girl so back off!" She said, suddenly getting an attitude.
"I made Head Boy because for some reason even though I obviously failed O.W.Ls I am still better than the Golden Boy Harry Potter!"
"Oh ok. Let's skip ahead to our dormitories!"
The dormitories grew 300thousand square feet because these Heads were better than the last heads, and there suddenly became a tradition of the Head Boy's and Head Girl's dormitory should be bigger than the whole Hogwarts grounds!
"Wow this is awesome and we have a conjoined bathroom even though there is an outside built in bathroom and the Prefects bathroom!" Draco said as he took off his clothes, even though he knew Granger would mysteriously be in there and walked into the bathroom that had grown another 300thousand square feet also!
He turned on the water and stepped into the tub and never even heard Granger walk in.
"Hmm, this steam must be a result of condensation because Malfoy can't be in here before me. I shall now take off my clothes and prance around completely naked even though he is here with my newly formed body!"
"Granger! Wow your newly formed body is hott and I love you! I have changed my ways after 17 years because you are so hott. I will kill Voldemort and love you. I shall also call you Hermione!"
"I love you too, Draco! I am pureblooded and the heir of some person who hasn't been previously mentioned!" She exclaimed fakely.
They lived happily ever after.
The Mary-Sue Making Fun of OOC fic!
Short Comedy One shot number 3:
Hermione walked onto the platform she had grown so accustomed to, but this time it was different for her. Suddenly, over the summer between sixth and seventh year, Hermione had somehow miraculously gotten big oversized boobs and gotten taller! She didn't like books either because that's something she grew out of in a mere one and a half months.
For some reason, her own best friends for six years didn't recognize her just because she had impossibly changed in such a short time. She walked up and hugged them for them to grab a feel.
"Back off boys, I don't feel about you that way," She said as they hugged each other and cried, missing the train.
Hermione, with no one else to sit with, suddenly found Malfoy and sat with him. He, for no reason, didn't recognize her because she had obviously completely and totally 'blossomed' into a proper young witch.
"Hey Malfoy, what are you staring at?" She asked him. Malfoy, not having lost all of his brain, recognized her voice and said, "Eww cooties from a Mudblood!"
"I made Head Girl so back off!" She said, suddenly getting an attitude.
"I made Head Boy because for some reason even though I obviously failed O.W.Ls I am still better than the Golden Boy Harry Potter!"
"Oh ok. Let's skip ahead to our dormitories!"
The dormitories grew 300thousand square feet because these Heads were better than the last heads, and there suddenly became a tradition of the Head Boy's and Head Girl's dormitory should be bigger than the whole Hogwarts grounds!
"Wow this is awesome and we have a conjoined bathroom even though there is an outside built in bathroom and the Prefects bathroom!" Draco said as he took off his clothes, even though he knew Granger would mysteriously be in there and walked into the bathroom that had grown another 300thousand square feet also!
He turned on the water and stepped into the tub and never even heard Granger walk in.
"Hmm, this steam must be a result of condensation because Malfoy can't be in here before me. I shall now take off my clothes and prance around completely naked even though he is here with my newly formed body!"
"Granger! Wow your newly formed body is hott and I love you! I have changed my ways after 17 years because you are so hott. I will kill Voldemort and love you. I shall also call you Hermione!"
"I love you too, Draco! I am pureblooded and the heir of some person who hasn't been previously mentioned!" She exclaimed fakely.
They lived happily ever after.
The Mary-Sue Making Fun of OOC fic!