a/n: I had to write this quickly because I was choking on my laughter.
Short Comedy One shot #4:
Groaning in pain, the magic folk murmured something inappropriate. Why could wizards have magical contraception and spells and potions to cure every sickness but this one? Well, this wasn't a sickness. The stay at home magician had been pregnant for three months now and was vulnerable to being sick at random times.
"Ginny! What are you doing in the bathroom?" Draco yelled as he almost knocked down the door, "I have to use it!"
"What do you think I'm doing?" She yelled as one last spurt came out and she flushed the toilet. Walking out of the bathroom, she pointed in for her husband as she grumpily sat down on the chair waiting for Draco to finish his business in there.
"What are we eating tonight?" Draco asked as he put an arm around his wife. She growled at being interrupted with her magazine and shrugged.
"Harry and Ron invited us to dinner at their flat tonight. Are you up to coming?" She asked him as she threw the magazine viciously at the unsuspecting coffee table.
"Might as well." Draco said as he stood over the fireplace and grasped a handful of floo powder and tossed it in.
Appearing in the flat, he saw Harry and Ron in a corner with a UFO, an underwear flagging opposite-sex. They were clearly in a compromising situation so Draco helped his wife out of the fireplace and sat down at the dining table.
"Want to join in?" Draco heard Potter ask.
"No thanks. I'm here for dinner not desert. Speaking of, what are we having?" Draco asked as Ron walked over to the stove still completely and totally naked.
"Mashed potatoes are on the table. I'm in the process of frying this chicken." Ron said as a bit of oil flew out of the pan and hit him in the family jewels.
"Ron! What did mum tell you about cooking naked?" Ginny asked her brother as he was on the floor moaning and groaning in pain.
"Always use protection." Ron echoed as he calmed himself and set the dinner before them.
"So, when is the baby due?" The UFO asked as Ginny excitedly answered, "on the Seventh of November."
"Is it a boy or a girl?" Harry asked as he slowly masturbated under the table.
"Oh about that. Ginny and I were vigorously having horse sex with a sheep at the barnyard when the embryo exploded. It's going to be a hermaphrodite."
"Isn't that when it's a boy and a girl?" Ron asked conversationally as he looked at the large stomach.
"Yes. The doctor said my stomach's gotten so big because the baby also has this disorder thing where it grows a few months every day. It said its first sentence yesterday." Draco laughed.
"It said! Mummy help, I'm choking on my wiener!" Ginny added as everyone laughed.
"It's healthy though right?" UFO asked.
"Oh yeah. It's right-I-o. They said Draco might have it premature though. It's alright. We can pay for all the fees and everything because of the money we've been getting in the Muggle world for showing the first pregnant man."
a/n: LMAO. Sorry I had to do that to you. If you look at the top I was careful not to use the word he or wizard anywhere. LOL. I know that's OOC to the extreme but I had to write it. LOL Pregnant!Draco and Pregnant! guy stories are so retarded so I had to write this. Cheers
Short Comedy One shot #4:
Groaning in pain, the magic folk murmured something inappropriate. Why could wizards have magical contraception and spells and potions to cure every sickness but this one? Well, this wasn't a sickness. The stay at home magician had been pregnant for three months now and was vulnerable to being sick at random times.
"Ginny! What are you doing in the bathroom?" Draco yelled as he almost knocked down the door, "I have to use it!"
"What do you think I'm doing?" She yelled as one last spurt came out and she flushed the toilet. Walking out of the bathroom, she pointed in for her husband as she grumpily sat down on the chair waiting for Draco to finish his business in there.
"What are we eating tonight?" Draco asked as he put an arm around his wife. She growled at being interrupted with her magazine and shrugged.
"Harry and Ron invited us to dinner at their flat tonight. Are you up to coming?" She asked him as she threw the magazine viciously at the unsuspecting coffee table.
"Might as well." Draco said as he stood over the fireplace and grasped a handful of floo powder and tossed it in.
Appearing in the flat, he saw Harry and Ron in a corner with a UFO, an underwear flagging opposite-sex. They were clearly in a compromising situation so Draco helped his wife out of the fireplace and sat down at the dining table.
"Want to join in?" Draco heard Potter ask.
"No thanks. I'm here for dinner not desert. Speaking of, what are we having?" Draco asked as Ron walked over to the stove still completely and totally naked.
"Mashed potatoes are on the table. I'm in the process of frying this chicken." Ron said as a bit of oil flew out of the pan and hit him in the family jewels.
"Ron! What did mum tell you about cooking naked?" Ginny asked her brother as he was on the floor moaning and groaning in pain.
"Always use protection." Ron echoed as he calmed himself and set the dinner before them.
"So, when is the baby due?" The UFO asked as Ginny excitedly answered, "on the Seventh of November."
"Is it a boy or a girl?" Harry asked as he slowly masturbated under the table.
"Oh about that. Ginny and I were vigorously having horse sex with a sheep at the barnyard when the embryo exploded. It's going to be a hermaphrodite."
"Isn't that when it's a boy and a girl?" Ron asked conversationally as he looked at the large stomach.
"Yes. The doctor said my stomach's gotten so big because the baby also has this disorder thing where it grows a few months every day. It said its first sentence yesterday." Draco laughed.
"It said! Mummy help, I'm choking on my wiener!" Ginny added as everyone laughed.
"It's healthy though right?" UFO asked.
"Oh yeah. It's right-I-o. They said Draco might have it premature though. It's alright. We can pay for all the fees and everything because of the money we've been getting in the Muggle world for showing the first pregnant man."
a/n: LMAO. Sorry I had to do that to you. If you look at the top I was careful not to use the word he or wizard anywhere. LOL. I know that's OOC to the extreme but I had to write it. LOL Pregnant!Draco and Pregnant! guy stories are so retarded so I had to write this. Cheers