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Chapter 3: Raging Shampoo!!

Ranma was sound asleep. Then he heard a crash. "What the??" Ranma said leaning forward so he could see out the door. He saw the outline of a girl. "No.... not now!!" Ranma whispered to himself. "That better not be Shampoo or Akane will kick my ass!" Ranma whispered again. Ranma peeked out his door. 'Oh shit! IT IS SHAMPOO!!' Ranma thought, thinking of the consequences if Akane got the wrong idea. "Hm... think Ranma, think!" Ranma said. "Maybe if I woke up Akane and told her, she wouldn't get pissed!" Ranma said. "But what if she thought I was a burglar or somethin' then I would get a huge mallet hit and most likely not be home until morning!" He added. "I'd might as well wake up Akane, duck and hope that she misses" Ranma said, tiptoeing to Akane's room. He shook Akane, then ducked. The mallet never came. Akane looked down of the side of her bed. "Yes Ranma?" Akane asked. Then Ranma remembered something he hadn't given Akane. "Um 2 things to tell you. First open this." Ranma said handing her a small leather case. She opened it. "Wow! An engagement ring! It's beautiful!" Akane said, smiling at her fiancée. "Thanks." Ranma said, smiling back. Ranma almost forgot the Shampoo ordeal. "Oh yeah! Akane, Shampoo was in the hallway! I think she heard about us getting married. My guess is she isn't happy." Ranma said. Then, Shampoo stormed in. "DIE MALLET GIRL!!!!" Shampoo said, smashing a mallet on Akane's bed.

Luckily, Ranma pulled her out of her bed about a millisecond before the mallet connected. "Hmph! Shampoo miss that time but won't miss again!" Shampoo said, smashing down the mallet again. Again, Ranma escaped with Akane before the mallet connected. He put Akane down and said one thing: "Run!" and they ran.

Shampoo's mallet almost connected every time. "Shampoo must use acrobatics!" Shampoo said, catching up to them. "Ack!" Akane exclaimed just dodging the mallet. "Yeah this was the thing I thought I would be doing, running around a dojo in the middle of the night in my boxers, running away from an Amazon, yeah my day just keeps getting better and better!" Ranma said. (A/N: Imagine the rest of this is slow-mo like in The Matrix) Shampoo threw the mallet at Akane. She dodged it by flipping over it. It headed towards Ranma who caught the mallet while jumping in the air. (A/N: Matrix slow-mo is over!)

Finally, Shampoo gave up and fled the dojo. "Finally" Ranma said. "Yeah." Akane said. Ranma went to bed. Akane had another idea. She crawled in next to him. "Huh?" Ranma said turning around to find himself looking straight at Akane. "Well I see somebody joined me" Ranma said, smirking. "Hey, we're going to get married soon so what's the matter?" Akane asked. "Nothing it's just I'm not really used to doing this without you malleting me" Ranma said. "You wanna get malleted?" Akane asked, smiling. "No!" Ranma said. Ranma snuggled Akane closer. Then he kissed her. He broke the kiss. He snuggled her even closer. Ranma still liked these feelings. Bliss and love really made happiness. Ranma loved it.

The Following Morning

Ranma sat at the Tendo's table. 'Wow, now that Akane and I are engaged things have been better around' Ranma thought, smiling happily. 'I'm glad Ukyo took our engagement well' He thought. He also was glad the Ukyo's reaction was the exact opposite of Shampoo's!

Meanwhile...

"Shampoo has not lost just yet!" Shampoo said. "Part 2 of plan has not even been finished yet! Shampoo make sure Mallet Girl die!" Shampoo said again. She cackled. "RANMA WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH SHAMPOO!!" She yelled.

Back at The Tendo's

'I never noticed that Akane was that beautiful. Wow...' Ranma thought. Ranma looked at the clock. "AHUGH!!!!! We're gonna be late for school!" Ranma said pointing at the clock. "Crap!" Akane said when she noticed the clock. They ran to school.

At Furinkan High School

Kuno stopped in front of them. "Akane Tendo marry me!!" He pleaded. "WE"RE LATE MOVE!!" Ranma and Akane screamed, knocking him out of the way. They got to class just in time. Ranma sat down. "Hey, Saotome." The boy next to Ranma whispered. "What?" Ranma whispered back. "I hear you and Tendo are getting married in like, 2 weeks" The Boy whispered. "Yeah. Why?" Ranma whispered back. "Lucky.." The boy whispered. Ranma fumed. 'The pervert' Ranma thought returning his attention back to class.

After School

Ranma and Akane walked to home together. "Wow she really looks beautiful today" Ranma said, not knowing he was saying it aloud. Akane smiled. "Do you mean that?" She said. "Yeah" Ranma said blushing. Akane smiled at him. And he smiled back.

That's it for Chapter 3! Hope you liked it! R&R!!