Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. As far as I know, Kangwanastan is just some random name for a country I made up one day.
Fifteen Slytherins sat in their common room. Rolling around on the floor was everyone's favorite blonde, Draco Malfoy. "Ouchie wouchie," he declared as he rolled into Blaise Zabini. Laughing hysterically, Blaise pulled Draco off the floor. Intrigued by Blaise, Draco asked the question that was on everyone's minds. "Could you tell me if you're a boy or a girl," asked Draco politely. Kangwanastan citizens were unfortunately landed with Draco. In case you are wondering, Blaise kicked Draco all the way to Kangwanastan. "Now that I think about it," said Blaise, "I have no idea whether I am male or female." Gasps could be heard around the Slytherin common room.
"Say, you know what I'm thinking?" asked Montague, who, contrary to popular belief, was not, in fact a character from Romeo and Juliet. "Little Bo Beep lost her sheep?" questioned Vincent Crabbe stupidly. "You're such a doofus," said Pansy Parkinson. "That's mean, meanie," declared Gregory Goyle, looking ready to pound Pansy. "Hey everybody, listen to me," whined Montague. Everybody blinked stupidly. "Right…so…Blaise is a boy because in Celtic it's a male name that means fire brand." "Interesting thought, but in French it is for either sex and means stammerer, so how are we to know who is correct," pointed out Millicent Bulstrode. "Not a problem, seeing as I figured it out," said Blaise triumphantly. Severus Snape suddenly entered the common room and said, "I would really like to know, but, alas, it's just too bad we're out of letters."
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