OA/N: Whaddah yah know??? I wasn't going to update this because I thought it was over, the Yusuke asking 'could he have some tea' was just to be a funny ending, but hey why not? Here comes chapter 2 you guys since you SOOO wanted it lol (btw thankies Madame Arrow Foxfire for the suggestion, I like the idea of Kuwabara and Koenma XD) Also to clear sumthin up Caressful Deceit, lol Kurama didn't get brain damage. XD on with it!!!

Tea... another chapter

Kurama and Hiei came running into the Kitchen just in time to see the smart-ass and dumb-ass enjoying two cups of tea. Yusuke stopped drinking his tea for a moment and turned to look at the two who both were at the moment gapping at them, "What!?" Of course his short question did not change the shock that was etched across both the foxes and fire demons face.

"Will you stop-"Yusuke was unable to finish however for a terrible headache kicked in. He put his hand up to his head and dropped the tea. "Ah... damnit my head....," he said as he pulled up a chair from the kitchen table and sat down. Kuwabara mimicked Yusuke's response to the headache as if this was rehearsed and held his head as well, "Ow you have a headache too???" As if asking this question was a sign, both Yusuke and Kuwabara slummed down into their seats, both now being unconscious.

"Well should we knock the both of them out now before they go insane??"

"Maybe they only got a headache?" Hiei looked to Kurama giving him a 'come on you're not that stupid' look. Kurama sighed, "Ok that might be a good idea," he reinstated as he grabbed another pan from his cabinet. Their plans were halted, however, when Yusuke began to stir then open his eyes. Kurama looked at him, "Looks like you are awake..... are you feeling better?" Yusuke looked over to him with a colder look in his eyes, "Kurama I am feeling fine...." He replied as he looked down to see Kurama holding a pan, "but what's with the pan......"

"Haha.... Nothing," Kurama said as he hid it behind his back and turned to look at Hiei, "it seems Yusuke is alright"

"What... Yu...suke...."

"O no... ok who are you then?" Kurama asked looking back to Yusuke. "Hn," was the reply that summed many things up, "you forgot my name already fox... I am surprised, thought you would outlast Kuwabara...." Yusuke's mind started to side track all of a sudden, though, when his eyes came to rest upon Hiei who was standing there wondering what the hell Yusuke was doing, "Who are you"

"Hiei...." Came the hesitant reply from the fire demon. Yusuke didn't seem to like this response, however, when he started to laugh with a hint of evil in his voice, "No you are not, you can't be"

"O really then my whole life was a lie?"

"Must be because I only know of one Hiei, imposter......"

"Will you make your point? Your mindless babble is getting to me" Yusuke replied to Hiei's smart-ass remark with a glare, "You Baka, I am Hiei." Silence. Now see.... This was just weird.....Yusuke.... acting like Hiei... how the hell else should HIEI and Kurama react than other with very shocked looks. Hiei trying to break the silence with some witty retort was stopped when Kuwabara's moans filled the air, indicating that the moron was now awake. Everyone turned to look over as the Idiot helped himself to his feet, "Uhhh my head feels like that big ogre just sat on my head........," he paused as he looked around to consider his surroundings, "how did I get here?"

"Hn so you're awake Kuwabara," replied Yusuke, first breaking the silence. Kuwabara only replied this with an odd look, "Yusuke I think you have me confused with Kuwabara, are you feeling alright?"

"You're the second one to call me that, I am not that dense ningen. I am Hiei," Yusuke replied with a glare. Hiei leaned over to Kurama, "Hn, at least he knows what he is." This was only greeted with a 'don't even start' glare from Kurama.

"Of course Hiei, I am sorry," Kuwabara said as he looked down and jumped up in shock and fear, "do you know where my pacifier went?????"

"Wait who are you...." Yusuke inquired. This only earned a big whack on the head from Kuwabara, "Well that was a stupid question, I'm Koenma." Of course by this brash outburst from wannabe spirit baby, an evil death glare was sent and Kuwabara was on the receiving end. Kuwabara ignoring Yusuke's sad attempts at Hiei's patented death glare turned to look at Hiei, "Who's that?"

"Some wannabe who thinks he is me," replied Yusuke. Kurama found this as an opportunity to tease Hiei, "Aw look he's flattering you Hiei, he thinks he's you." We can all guess that this didn't please Hiei at all. "Ha Ha," he mocked sarcastically, "should we hit them over the head now or watch the entertainment???"

"Wouldn't it be in their best interest if we did it now, so they won't make more fools of themselves...."

"Hn that was the point...." Yusuke growing tired of not being in the conversation strolled over casually trying to imitate Hiei's patented walk, "What are you two bakas talking about?"

"O come on I don't use the word baka all the time......."

"You do it more than you think," replied Kurama, looking down at Hiei. Hiei yet again was not too pleased.

"Yes this is all fun and games, but I must get back to spirit world," Kuwabara said as he turned and walked to the kitchen window, opened it then floated out or rather attempted to but fell down on his head instead. Yusuke, Hiei and Kurama rushed over to the window to see if Kuwabara was alright.

"What's the matter Koenma, loose your touch?" Yusuke laughed. Kuwabara, ignoring him started to think out loud, "What happened? I should have been able to float... Maybe I was distracted." Thinking this problem could be fixed with stupidity he got up and started to jump up into the air then fall, this process being repeated many times. Kuwabara may have thought he was Koenma.... But he was still Kuwabara... and that meant he was as slow as dirt.

Though our favorite fire demon seemed to take Kuwabara's futile efforts as more of a means of entertainment as he keeled over with laughter, Kurama seemed more concerned as he wore worry on his face and ran outside to see if Kuwabara was alright. Once he confirmed that he was he preceded to hitting Kuwabara hard on the head. Of course as slow as Kuwabara was... he wasn't THAT slow. "What in the world, Kurama have you lost your mind?" Kuwabara asked Kurama.

"Hold still, don't worry you'll be back to normal soon," Kurama replied as he hit Kuwabara hard on the head, finally knocking him unconscious. "You still think you are Hiei and I am Yusuke huh?? Well I-"Yusuke's idiotic rambling was cut short, though when Hiei hit him over the head with the pan, a little bit too hard may I add. Kurama picked Kuwabara up and dragged him into the house. Of course this was the perfect moment for none other than Shiori to walk through the door. There Kurama stood, a pan in his hand and an unconscious boy beside him. O yah... it was perfect.

"What in the world are you doing??" Shiori asked looking from Kurama then to Hiei who still had his arm raised in the air holding the pan he had just used to knock Yusuke out who was now unconscious on the floor. "O! er... mother... I thought you wouldn't be back for another hour......."

"Suiichi how do you explain yourself?"

"We're acting???? It's for a play I am in....." Shiori hesitated for a moment from Kurama's response then looked over to Hiei. Being slightly intimidated she sighed, "Alright.... I'll be back in a bit," she said as she turned and left to lord knows where.. I just only wanted her in the story to create an awkward moment.

"Alright," Kurama replied with a small sigh of relief that she hadn't gone into further questioning. "Well that was a little odd," Hiei paused as he heard Yusuke move, he turned his attention down at the now waking spirit detective, "He's moving..."

"So it would seem for the both of them," Kurama noted as Kuwabara was also moving. Yusuke sat up and moved his hand to his head gingerly, "Oi my head hurts like a thousand little people ramming hammers onto my head all at once." Not something you hear everyday...... Yusuke turned to look at Kurama and Hiei, "What?"

"Are you Yusuke?" Kurama asked. Of course to such a stupid question as this (or so Yusuke thought) it only deserved a wonderfully sarcastic reply, "No he's down the block, want me to go get him for you? Of course I am who else would I be?"

"Why do I have the strangest feeling like I just jumped out a window?" Kuwabara said as he stared off at nothing. "Maybe because you did?" Hiei said, a small laugh escaping his lips. "Something funny shrimp?"

"Yes your amazingly low intelligence level"

"Hiei give him a break, he wasn't as bad as you," Kurama reminded him. This in turn earned him that patented death glare. Kuwabara and Yusuke just being utterly lost looked to each other and then yet again as if it were rehearsed said at the same time, "Are we missing something?"

It was really more than the fox and half Koorime could handle as they started to laugh together leaving two rather baffled boys sitting on the floor to figure it out for themselves.

A/N: man this rewriting is soooooooooo boring T.T but it must be done if I want Tea to stay here, sighs onto chapter three, this will be fun to rewrite lol

OA/N: Err.. ok I'm sorry if this chapter wasn't as good as the last, I was still shocked that I actually got reviews, now if only fanfic will work...o wait never mind I was just told by ali that it is working so horrah you can see the second chapter XD so what did you think? Please review??? Thankies much!