OA/N: Hiyah ok I just got this brilliant idea at 6:45 in the morning and I just had to put it in. Ok this chapter has nothing to do with Tea, but it has to do with hunger, Kuwabara's amazingly low intelligence level, and a field of death glares! Lol Bwhaahahaha ok yes on with it? Want the disclaimer? Look at the first chapter (I am a Libra therefore I am amazingly lazy XD blame it on the zodiac sign lol)
Tea.... Yet another chapter.........
The scene had changed as all four boys were now sitting in the living room as bored as hell. Of course none of these recent events had supplied Hiei with what started this whole fic to begin with, "Hn.. I'm still hungry"
"Well unless you want some mind-altering tea, there is nothing in the house..." Kurama replied from the other side of the room, just sitting there.... Staring off into space.... Though his trance, so to speak, was interrupted by Kuwabara's sudden leap into the air... and then back down onto the floor. "I KNOW!!!!!!!! Let's have CAPTIN CRUNCH," Kuwabara exclaimed as he jumped back onto his feet. All of a sudden a wooden ship broke right through Kurama's living room wall. On the bow ((or is it stern?)) stood a rather short man dressed in a blue captain's uniform. In his hand there seemed to be a telescope.
"Did somebody say captain?" the short blue man asked. "CRUNCH Crunchatize me Captain!!!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he jumped up and down excitedly. This so called Captain Crunch pointed his telescope at Kuwabara but moved it back slightly when he had spotted the rather small 'child' in black sitting on the couch, "Hey sonny do you want to be Crunchatized too?"
All Hiei gave in response was a rather nasty death glare. Captain Crunch stared at Hiei wide eyed in pure fear. Hiei gave his death glare back, Captain continued to look upon him in fear. Hiei not thinking that Captain got it clearly continued to glare at him. This rang a bell in the back of captains head telling him 'hey... you stupid fat short little man... run....'. At this he turned to look at Kuwabara, "I'm sorry sonny, maybe another time." The ship backed out and sailed away from Kurama's living room.... Lord knows how....
"GREAT! You scared off Captain Crunch!!!" Kuwabara exclaimed as he looked over to Hiei. Yusuke sighed, "Eh, if he hadn't I would have"
"Well I know of something else I want," Kuwabara said excitedly as he jumped up and down, obviously ignoring Yusuke, "Maxeroni!!!!!!!" Suddenly the living room filled with mac n' cheese, a rather large tidal wave appeared and a boy surfing on a skateboard was on it. All of a sudden he started to sing/rap, "Yo Maxeroni here's the deal, it's the new mac n' cheese"
"THAT KEEPS IT REAL!!!!!!!" Kuwabara almost screamed as he was engulfed by the mac n' cheese tidal wave. "Yah Maxer-"Max stopped as he noticed Hiei's death glare, his skateboard sinking slightly. The boy's eyes now filled with the same fear the Captain Crunch had not moments before him. Death glare. Fear. Death glare.
"Ah.... Er.. I'm outta here, that G be scaring the shizzle out of me," Max said as he turned and skated his tidal wave of cheese out of there.
"YOU DID IT AGAIN," Kuwabara exclaimed as he jumped out of the sea of mac n' cheese. "Hn, he deserved it...."
"Well I know what I want, I didn't really feel like mac n' cheese," Kuwabara said as everyone groaned and Yusuke started to run for him to keep him from saying anything else, but it was too late. "KID CUISENE!!!!!!!!!!"
All of a sudden a penguin and an octopus looking like thing walked through the door. "JC YOU MADE IT!" Kuwabara yelled with joy. "Sorry we're late," JC the penguin explained.
"Traffic on Neptune was awful," The Octopus looking like thing said. Hiei not being able to take much more of this gave the most evil glare he could muster. This having the power to scare anything from an ant to a grown man who still slept with his dollies of course scared the pants off of poor JC the Penguin and the octopus looking like thing.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," JC yelled as he ran out the door, never to be seen again....... Well not in this fic... "DEVIL," The Octopus looking like thing exclaimed. Hiei being irritated both by not knowing what the hell this thing was and because it was just being annoying decided to light his hair on fire. Upon further examination he found that not only was this octopus looking like thing extremely stupid looking, he was also very bald. So switching to plan B he lit it's eyeballs on fire.
Really not to the surprise of anyone on the face of the earth the octopus looking like thing ran out screaming and cussing in a very colorful language. Hiei being slightly amused by this turned back around to face Kuwabara, "You say another one and I will light you on fire as well." Of course it already having been too late he had yelled...
"TRIX"
"Did somebody say Trix?" Said a rabbit who had popped out of nowhere. "Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids!!" Unfortunately our furry friend was unable to respond for he was soon after unexplainably set on fire. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FURR IS ON FIRE!" the rabbit screamed then turned and pointed at Hiei, "We will finish this little one," he said as he gave his own nasty death glare and went up in smoke.
A tad flabbergasted Hiei sat down and stared off into space before shaking himself out of it and turned to Kuwabara, "DON'T YOU"
"LUCKY CHARMS!!!!" Kuwabara yelled but was soon after tackled and beaten by Yusuke, "WILL YOU STOP IT." A leprechaun popped out of nowhere and looked around as if he were being chased. "They'll never catch me Lucky Charms! But can YOU name them?" he said as he pointed to Kurama. Kurama, going slightly red, pointed to himself and mouthed 'me'. "Well....... I...." the fox fumbled being slightly embarrassed.
Hiei, being just a TAD bit confused, looked back and forth between Kurama and Lucky before asking the question, "What?" But of course his simple yet very ignorant question was not answered for Lucky burst out into song, "HEARTS STARS AND HORSESHOES!" Everyone in the room except Hiei (of course) joined in to help the little green man sing, "CLOVERS AND BLUE MOONS, POTS OF GOLD AND RAIMBOWS, AND THE RED BALLOONS!"
"That's me Lucky Charms, they're magically de-"was his last words said by our short green friend, however, since he had been scorched with Hiei's black dragon, leaving only a smoldering imprint on the wall. This, of course being a tragic loss, made everyone in the room, except Hiei, fall to their knees and look up towards the ceiling, "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Well I'm still hungry, that got us nowhere," Hiei said grumpily as the scene stopped and it showed Hiei sitting on the couch in his upset mood. All of a sudden out of nowhere an announcer voice started up, "Grumpiness? Another unfortunate side effect of hunger, grab a snickers packed wi-"the announcer was not able to finish, though, when he had been hit on the head with a pan that Hiei had back from chapter one (but for what reasons we are still unclear of). Sitting back down as if he had finished a hard day's work he sighed to himself, "Ningen food.... So annoying...."
OA/N: HAHAHA ok I'm sorry if this strikes you as being retarded rather than funny, it might be because I formed this idea at 6:45 this morning while I was trying to get back to sleep. It also occurred to me that I should do a disclaimer for all the food brands I have mentioned:
I do NOT own Captain Crunch, Maxeroni, Kid Cuisine, Trix, Lucky Charms, and Snickers
takes a deep breath well now that I have that out of the way..... Hey mind giving me a review??? Was it bad or ok? Review plz! Thankies much!