I'm back doods, *dances around* I have no ideas but I am as bored as hell
sitting in front of the computer waiting for my mother to get off the phone
*grumble grumble* so I decided to WRITE SUMTHIN. I asked myself "Kat what
story are you going to do, you just started a new one and you still have a
sequel going," of course I replied "I'm doing neither one!"
"What?"
"That's right. I'm going to work on Tea, I feel my humor level is a bit high today"
"Whatever," and so ended another interesting conversation between me and myself (YES I AM A WEIRDO) anwayz, I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho or nething else in this fanfic that I forget to mention..............ON WITH THE SHOW..sorta
Tea *hides* yes there is another chapter (don't you just feel horrible?)
::It is finally night, they've been watching a tv program on 'How to milk a cat' for the past hour and it's starting to get a little unamusing::
Yusuke: *grumble grumble* This is getting REALLY boring
Kurama: Well look on the bright side, you can buy a cat and milk it whenever your mother forgets to buy milk.
Yusuke: *is not paying attention* O hey Kurama what's th... SMASH ........ Oops....... sorry..........
Kurama: -.-¤¤ no it's alright Yusuke *walks over and picks up the broken porcelain ballerina* No, it's fine....... *looks really ticked*
Kuwabara: *the tv has long since gone fuzzy with snow, he is looking intently at it* Hey you guys knock it off, I'm trying to watch this program!
Yusuke: O.O you're kidding me right Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: No, this is a good movie, *sits up with a shocked look on his face* OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE TED DID THAT TO SANDRA!!!!
Hiei: *has been sleeping with his head back on the sofa and his mouth wide open and snoring slightly, stirs and looks over at Kuwabara* e.o *looks over at the snowy tv then back at the orange oaf* what...... -.- *hits Kuwabara over the head before going back to sleep*
Yusuke: Kuwabara...are you sure you're feeling alright?
Kuwabara: Of course I.. HEY
Kurama: *walks over to the tv and turns it off, getting a tantrum from the 14 to 2 year-old Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Do you MIND I was WATCHING that.....
Kurama: I'm not even going to pay attention to that *turns back to Yusuke and hands him a bottle of glue and the heap of what used to be a ballerina doing a pleay (A/N ok I looked and I could not find out how to spell this word)* Here you go Yusuke, have fun
Yusuke: *looking at it* wait you want me to....... e.e fine *attempts to glue it back together*
Kuwabara: *still sitting on the floor pouting* Now I'll never get to know what happened to Sandra....
Kurama: *sits down roughly on the sofa*
Hiei: *bounces a bit and picks his head up* O.o ah err... *wipes a bit of drool from his mouth* I should be g......
Kurama: O.o g? you should be g? *notices Hiei staring at Yusuke, looks over to Yusuke and gives a shocked look* O.O
Yusuke: *holding up the once ballerina which is now a perfect porcelain figure of Mt. Rushmore, is looking at it oddly for a second. You hear that sound those yodeling people make* This isn't what it used to look like...was it....
Kurama & Hiei: O.O -.- O.O (A/N That's a blink folks)
Yusuke: ah ha.... *takes Hiei's pan (which he unusually still has) and breaks the statue again before Kurama could stop him* I'll try again...
Kurama: *his head in his hand* It was fine like that....
Kuwabara: *looking around* Did someone hear a yodel?
Yusuke: *stops his venture with the figure long enough to give Kuwabara a 'you're just THAT stupid aren't you' look*
Kuwabara: What!?
Kurama: *looks back over to Hiei* Yes you were saying?
Hiei: *still looking at Yusuke oddly, then turns to Kurama* I was saying I should be leaving...
Kurama: *Stands up* ok then we....
Yusuke: Ok I think I have it this time *holds up a figure of a Tiger standing on top of an antelope*
Kurama: O.@ no that's not a ballerina
Yusuke: *looks puzzled* are you sure? Ok, looks like a ballerina to me though *takes out the pan and is about to smash it again, but Kurama takes it away*
Kurama: Ok I think I can live with a tiger and an antelope......the tiger... about to eat the.........an..te...lope ok you know what I think I'll just put this away *walks into the kitchen with the pan and the Tiger/antelope figure that once was a ballerina, yells from the kitchen* Let me just put this aw........
Hiei: *looks from Yusuke back to the kitchen* What?
::After about 2 minutes of Kurama not replying, Hiei gets off the sofa and walks into the Kitchen::
Hiei: Kurama what's th...
Yusuke: O.o Hey you guys what are you doing?
Kuwabara: *thinking* I wonder if Peter Pan shall ever come back for me....*says out loud* Hey Yusuke where are you going?
Yusuke: Into the kitchen *walks in* hey what......
Kuwabara: *after about five minutes of sitting there wondering if Peter Pan would actually make an attempt to come back for him, he decided to walk into the kitchen to see where his other three amigos had astrayed to. He walks in to find a rather odd scene, three guys sitting on the floor, tied in each to a chair, unconscious with a laughing Keiko standing in front of them* Hey Keiko I thought you left...
Keiko: *turns* who said I left, and who said I was Keiko *starts to laugh evilly (ok I imagine the laugh to be like Jesse's from Team Rocket on Pokemon) she raises the back of her hand to the side of her mouth as she does so* no Kuwabara, I won't hurt you though *turns to Hiei* but I shall DEFINATLY hurt him
Kuwabara: (A/N I'm surprised he's even comprehending her) who ARE you *gives a squeak* you didn't drink any more of that tea did you?
Keiko: *still laughing* No silly boy....... I was once a happy rabbit *sighs and looks to the opposite corner of the room, it goes blurry and it shows a rabbit chasing a bunch of kids around* Yes a happy rabbit, I would chase people around for their Trix's but *the vision turns dark then shows them the afternoon with Kuwabara's food venture* I was called by you when you said Trix, you looked happy then I was set on fire *shows a rabbit burning in the fire, and a shocked Hiei as the rabbit disappeared in a puff of smoke saying something that he couldn't hear* Yes yes but I swore revenge on him as I died *looks back to a clueless Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: But you're not the rabbit, you're Keiko
Keiko: *laughs like Jesse again with her hand by her mouth* yes but I possessed her and now PAY BACK TIME *lights flicker and you can hear rreeeeaaalllllyyyy cheesy thunder and lightning effects (A/N wait STUPID lightening doesn't make a sound *hits self on head* IDIOT) pulls out a knife, starts to shake Hiei, waking him up*
Hiei: O.e what the....... *looks to Kuwabara then back at Keiko* what the I though Keiko went home
Kuwabara: *points to Keiko* THAT'S NOT KEIKO ITS THE RABBIT
Hiei: O.o wow.......
Keiko: *laughs insanely* yes I AM the rabbit *takes the knife, the scene goes black and white, and old man in an unbearably ugly trench coat steps forward*
Old man in an unbearably ugly trench coat: Murder... The scene you have just witnessed *looks back to scene, Keiko hovering dangerously close to Hiei with a knife, you can tell she is trying to stand there as still as she can* This is one of th many cases in the Unsolved Mysteries file. Today we have a young woman, very happy until *cheesy thunder effects go off* she committed Murder, for what or why? We don't know *tilts towards the camera* that's why it's in the Unsolved Mysteries file. The young man who was the victim *gets hit in the head with a frying pan, Hiei is seen behind him with a pan*
Hiei: Well THAT got annoying
Keiko: *glares evilly* I'm not done with you
Hiei: *walks back over to Keiko (which mind you he is shorter than even her), takes his pan and whacks her hard on the head sending her falling to the ground* e.e Silly Rabbit, Revenge is for the weak
Ok HI PPL yes I know this wasn't as funny but I wanted a chapter with the rabbit, and revenge and yah XD sorry ( so whatcha think? IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS DOODS o yah and I don't own Unsolved Mysteries (I used to love that show, for some odd reason..... Well not the killing part, I mean the part that meant it was a mystery) *sneezes* well I know I could have given Hiei a better line at the end but bwahaha I thought it was funny........ *cries* OK I KNOW IT ISN'T ok mind sending me a review of watcha think??????????? I would appreciate it mmmuuuchhhhh! And if you have ideas for my fanfic mind telling me *weep* I'm running low today (that's why it's been awhile since I've posted) k till later! n.n
"What?"
"That's right. I'm going to work on Tea, I feel my humor level is a bit high today"
"Whatever," and so ended another interesting conversation between me and myself (YES I AM A WEIRDO) anwayz, I do NOT own Yu Yu Hakusho or nething else in this fanfic that I forget to mention..............ON WITH THE SHOW..sorta
Tea *hides* yes there is another chapter (don't you just feel horrible?)
::It is finally night, they've been watching a tv program on 'How to milk a cat' for the past hour and it's starting to get a little unamusing::
Yusuke: *grumble grumble* This is getting REALLY boring
Kurama: Well look on the bright side, you can buy a cat and milk it whenever your mother forgets to buy milk.
Yusuke: *is not paying attention* O hey Kurama what's th... SMASH ........ Oops....... sorry..........
Kurama: -.-¤¤ no it's alright Yusuke *walks over and picks up the broken porcelain ballerina* No, it's fine....... *looks really ticked*
Kuwabara: *the tv has long since gone fuzzy with snow, he is looking intently at it* Hey you guys knock it off, I'm trying to watch this program!
Yusuke: O.O you're kidding me right Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: No, this is a good movie, *sits up with a shocked look on his face* OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE TED DID THAT TO SANDRA!!!!
Hiei: *has been sleeping with his head back on the sofa and his mouth wide open and snoring slightly, stirs and looks over at Kuwabara* e.o *looks over at the snowy tv then back at the orange oaf* what...... -.- *hits Kuwabara over the head before going back to sleep*
Yusuke: Kuwabara...are you sure you're feeling alright?
Kuwabara: Of course I.. HEY
Kurama: *walks over to the tv and turns it off, getting a tantrum from the 14 to 2 year-old Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Do you MIND I was WATCHING that.....
Kurama: I'm not even going to pay attention to that *turns back to Yusuke and hands him a bottle of glue and the heap of what used to be a ballerina doing a pleay (A/N ok I looked and I could not find out how to spell this word)* Here you go Yusuke, have fun
Yusuke: *looking at it* wait you want me to....... e.e fine *attempts to glue it back together*
Kuwabara: *still sitting on the floor pouting* Now I'll never get to know what happened to Sandra....
Kurama: *sits down roughly on the sofa*
Hiei: *bounces a bit and picks his head up* O.o ah err... *wipes a bit of drool from his mouth* I should be g......
Kurama: O.o g? you should be g? *notices Hiei staring at Yusuke, looks over to Yusuke and gives a shocked look* O.O
Yusuke: *holding up the once ballerina which is now a perfect porcelain figure of Mt. Rushmore, is looking at it oddly for a second. You hear that sound those yodeling people make* This isn't what it used to look like...was it....
Kurama & Hiei: O.O -.- O.O (A/N That's a blink folks)
Yusuke: ah ha.... *takes Hiei's pan (which he unusually still has) and breaks the statue again before Kurama could stop him* I'll try again...
Kurama: *his head in his hand* It was fine like that....
Kuwabara: *looking around* Did someone hear a yodel?
Yusuke: *stops his venture with the figure long enough to give Kuwabara a 'you're just THAT stupid aren't you' look*
Kuwabara: What!?
Kurama: *looks back over to Hiei* Yes you were saying?
Hiei: *still looking at Yusuke oddly, then turns to Kurama* I was saying I should be leaving...
Kurama: *Stands up* ok then we....
Yusuke: Ok I think I have it this time *holds up a figure of a Tiger standing on top of an antelope*
Kurama: O.@ no that's not a ballerina
Yusuke: *looks puzzled* are you sure? Ok, looks like a ballerina to me though *takes out the pan and is about to smash it again, but Kurama takes it away*
Kurama: Ok I think I can live with a tiger and an antelope......the tiger... about to eat the.........an..te...lope ok you know what I think I'll just put this away *walks into the kitchen with the pan and the Tiger/antelope figure that once was a ballerina, yells from the kitchen* Let me just put this aw........
Hiei: *looks from Yusuke back to the kitchen* What?
::After about 2 minutes of Kurama not replying, Hiei gets off the sofa and walks into the Kitchen::
Hiei: Kurama what's th...
Yusuke: O.o Hey you guys what are you doing?
Kuwabara: *thinking* I wonder if Peter Pan shall ever come back for me....*says out loud* Hey Yusuke where are you going?
Yusuke: Into the kitchen *walks in* hey what......
Kuwabara: *after about five minutes of sitting there wondering if Peter Pan would actually make an attempt to come back for him, he decided to walk into the kitchen to see where his other three amigos had astrayed to. He walks in to find a rather odd scene, three guys sitting on the floor, tied in each to a chair, unconscious with a laughing Keiko standing in front of them* Hey Keiko I thought you left...
Keiko: *turns* who said I left, and who said I was Keiko *starts to laugh evilly (ok I imagine the laugh to be like Jesse's from Team Rocket on Pokemon) she raises the back of her hand to the side of her mouth as she does so* no Kuwabara, I won't hurt you though *turns to Hiei* but I shall DEFINATLY hurt him
Kuwabara: (A/N I'm surprised he's even comprehending her) who ARE you *gives a squeak* you didn't drink any more of that tea did you?
Keiko: *still laughing* No silly boy....... I was once a happy rabbit *sighs and looks to the opposite corner of the room, it goes blurry and it shows a rabbit chasing a bunch of kids around* Yes a happy rabbit, I would chase people around for their Trix's but *the vision turns dark then shows them the afternoon with Kuwabara's food venture* I was called by you when you said Trix, you looked happy then I was set on fire *shows a rabbit burning in the fire, and a shocked Hiei as the rabbit disappeared in a puff of smoke saying something that he couldn't hear* Yes yes but I swore revenge on him as I died *looks back to a clueless Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: But you're not the rabbit, you're Keiko
Keiko: *laughs like Jesse again with her hand by her mouth* yes but I possessed her and now PAY BACK TIME *lights flicker and you can hear rreeeeaaalllllyyyy cheesy thunder and lightning effects (A/N wait STUPID lightening doesn't make a sound *hits self on head* IDIOT) pulls out a knife, starts to shake Hiei, waking him up*
Hiei: O.e what the....... *looks to Kuwabara then back at Keiko* what the I though Keiko went home
Kuwabara: *points to Keiko* THAT'S NOT KEIKO ITS THE RABBIT
Hiei: O.o wow.......
Keiko: *laughs insanely* yes I AM the rabbit *takes the knife, the scene goes black and white, and old man in an unbearably ugly trench coat steps forward*
Old man in an unbearably ugly trench coat: Murder... The scene you have just witnessed *looks back to scene, Keiko hovering dangerously close to Hiei with a knife, you can tell she is trying to stand there as still as she can* This is one of th many cases in the Unsolved Mysteries file. Today we have a young woman, very happy until *cheesy thunder effects go off* she committed Murder, for what or why? We don't know *tilts towards the camera* that's why it's in the Unsolved Mysteries file. The young man who was the victim *gets hit in the head with a frying pan, Hiei is seen behind him with a pan*
Hiei: Well THAT got annoying
Keiko: *glares evilly* I'm not done with you
Hiei: *walks back over to Keiko (which mind you he is shorter than even her), takes his pan and whacks her hard on the head sending her falling to the ground* e.e Silly Rabbit, Revenge is for the weak
Ok HI PPL yes I know this wasn't as funny but I wanted a chapter with the rabbit, and revenge and yah XD sorry ( so whatcha think? IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS DOODS o yah and I don't own Unsolved Mysteries (I used to love that show, for some odd reason..... Well not the killing part, I mean the part that meant it was a mystery) *sneezes* well I know I could have given Hiei a better line at the end but bwahaha I thought it was funny........ *cries* OK I KNOW IT ISN'T ok mind sending me a review of watcha think??????????? I would appreciate it mmmuuuchhhhh! And if you have ideas for my fanfic mind telling me *weep* I'm running low today (that's why it's been awhile since I've posted) k till later! n.n