BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I am back and with a new Tea chapter (lord I feel soooooo
sorry for all of you). I'm working on a Pokemon fanfic and it is going
slower than molasses, then I said sumthing funny in a chat room and then an
idea just clicked (I think my muses are kicking me to write ;D). ok better
tell yahs that I dun own Yu Yu Hakusho (NOOOOOOOOOOO MY LIFE LONG GOAL,
SHATTERED, well no actually my life long goal is to marry a man with the
last name Oven and name our child Easy Bake Oven, ;D). ok yah enough of
that ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!
Tea, yet another chapter, what this makes it .....6? No wait 7! GAH IT'S 8!
::After leaving Yusuke to regain his sanity. The 4 decide to go out somewhere... Far, far away from the house of random actions::
Yusuke: *kicking a rock in front of him as he walks, looks up with sudden horror in his face, checks his watch and his face is now redoubled with horror* GAH IW AS SUPPOSED TO MEET KEIKO AN HOUR AGO!
Kuwabara: dude you're screwed....
Kurama: wait is that Keiko coming this way? *points a girl FUMMING, walking towards them, sees them and immediately runs in for the kill*
Yusuke: O.O *backs up a bit* now Keiko.. I uh..*trips over a CONVENIENTLY PLACED GARBAGE CAN (*wink wink* THANK YOU THANK YOU I KNOW I PUT IT IN AT THE RIGHT TIME *points and laughs at Yusuke* you ain't getting from this ALIVE! *cackles insanely*)
Keiko: YUSUKE YOU JERK YOU STOOD ME UP TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!
::in the house behind them a fat guy leans out of the top window, shakes his fist and in a Boston accent says..::
Boston accent guy: HEY GET YOUS COICULAR CHAUIR OUFF MYAH LAUWN!
Hiei: ô.o... *looks around and no 'circular chair' an be found anywhere near his lawn*
Kurama: *yells up* I'm sorry, there isn't a chair on your lawn...... you don't even have a lawn.....
BAG(Boston accent guy): *looks down at his 'lawn' and looks up shocked, dismayed, and frightened, all in a matter of seconds turns into ANGRY.NESS...yah...* HEY WHAUT DID YOUS DO WITH ME LAWN!!! DID YOU STEAL IT? *looks around for 'accomplices'* YOU DID DINT YOU, WHAT DID YOU PUT IT INTO A VAN? *looks around again as if someone will jump him in his house* IM CALLIN THE POOLICE ON YOUS!
Hiei: ô.o *looks around to see no vans in sight or rather a van LARGE ENOUGH to fit a FREAKING LAWN in. maybe a lawn chair.... XD*
BAG: *goes into house to call the cops, runs back on the phone and yells out* YAH YOUS IN FOR IT NOW! Hold on *holds up a finger as if they were just going to stand there like 'ok sure LETS WAIT HERE SO YOU CAN ARREST US FOR NOT STEALING YOUR DAMN LAWN'*
Yusuke: ah.. I think this guy had one too many beers... but just to be safe maybe we should just... Hi-tail it.. out of he.. *starts off at a run in the opposite direction*
Kuwabara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs after him* HEY URAMESHI YOU CHICKEN ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY???
Hiei: e.e;; I do believe that's you would call what you're doing right now..
Kurama: suppose we should go after them..
Hiei: let them be morons.. What concern is it to us.
Kurama: *takes Hiei by the cloth of his shoulder and walks off* that really wasn't a request..
Keiko: O.O *looks back and forth between the ranting Boston accent loser on the phone arguing with the police about lawn theft then back to Yusuke running for his life, sudden rage fills her body again and runs past Hiei and Kurama after Yusuke to catch up with him (or rather give him a lovely present of PAIN!!!)*
Yusuke: *trips on his own feet (go figure) and falls flat on his face, looks back in horror at the raging BULL (ok come on you guys...who is it........ke....keik......e.e;; KEIKO YOU MORONS!), squeals to Kuwabara (yes squeals)* SAVE ME! *and before the slow, orange-haired oaf could give a proper response other than dskj is pushed into Keiko, though it didn't seem to slow her down for she pushed him aside and went in for the kill*
Hiei & Kurama: *look on with pain as Yusuke is torn to pieces by the rabid animal*
Keiko: *after about 10 minutes of severe beating stands up and flattens her skirt being thoroughly pleased with herself, looks over to Hiei and Kurama who are still looking at her* what?
Hiei & Kurama: *both step back shaking their heads* uhh nothing...
Keiko: *picks up backpack* well I need to go.... I just remembered I was going to study with friends later on *turns around to look at the disfigured Yusuke and without a word turns around and walks off*
Yusuke: *lying on the ground* you know you would think out of all the demons I've killed I would be able to take a beating from her...
Hiei: *snickers*
Yusuke: what..
Hiei: its just embarrassing.. I mean for you, we enjoyed the entertainment
Yusuke: *glares and wipes his mouth* o hardy hardy har... Hey where is Kuwabara?
::the truth of the matter was that Kuwabara was in the middle of the street where Keiko had knocked him, he was still lying there in what he thought was pain and whining to himself all of a sudden a big 16-wheeler comes speeding down the street and....... Makes a right turn at the street before Kuwabara::
Kuwabara: *sighs in relief, but then is hit by a low flying griffin* oa...hhhf.. *lies head on the ground*
Yusuke: e.e;;; right *walks off* so what do you want to do..
Kuwabara: *whimpers from behind* aw com'on... help me!!!
:D I should have made the 16-wheeler crush him . but I'm to nice... Newayz not that funny but I just got home from school and I felt I needed to update at least one of my unfinished fanfics.... newayz, review my sucky story and tell me what you think, NOW DAMN YOU no I'm kidding... tho.. you're going to do it now right?
Tea, yet another chapter, what this makes it .....6? No wait 7! GAH IT'S 8!
::After leaving Yusuke to regain his sanity. The 4 decide to go out somewhere... Far, far away from the house of random actions::
Yusuke: *kicking a rock in front of him as he walks, looks up with sudden horror in his face, checks his watch and his face is now redoubled with horror* GAH IW AS SUPPOSED TO MEET KEIKO AN HOUR AGO!
Kuwabara: dude you're screwed....
Kurama: wait is that Keiko coming this way? *points a girl FUMMING, walking towards them, sees them and immediately runs in for the kill*
Yusuke: O.O *backs up a bit* now Keiko.. I uh..*trips over a CONVENIENTLY PLACED GARBAGE CAN (*wink wink* THANK YOU THANK YOU I KNOW I PUT IT IN AT THE RIGHT TIME *points and laughs at Yusuke* you ain't getting from this ALIVE! *cackles insanely*)
Keiko: YUSUKE YOU JERK YOU STOOD ME UP TO GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!
::in the house behind them a fat guy leans out of the top window, shakes his fist and in a Boston accent says..::
Boston accent guy: HEY GET YOUS COICULAR CHAUIR OUFF MYAH LAUWN!
Hiei: ô.o... *looks around and no 'circular chair' an be found anywhere near his lawn*
Kurama: *yells up* I'm sorry, there isn't a chair on your lawn...... you don't even have a lawn.....
BAG(Boston accent guy): *looks down at his 'lawn' and looks up shocked, dismayed, and frightened, all in a matter of seconds turns into ANGRY.NESS...yah...* HEY WHAUT DID YOUS DO WITH ME LAWN!!! DID YOU STEAL IT? *looks around for 'accomplices'* YOU DID DINT YOU, WHAT DID YOU PUT IT INTO A VAN? *looks around again as if someone will jump him in his house* IM CALLIN THE POOLICE ON YOUS!
Hiei: ô.o *looks around to see no vans in sight or rather a van LARGE ENOUGH to fit a FREAKING LAWN in. maybe a lawn chair.... XD*
BAG: *goes into house to call the cops, runs back on the phone and yells out* YAH YOUS IN FOR IT NOW! Hold on *holds up a finger as if they were just going to stand there like 'ok sure LETS WAIT HERE SO YOU CAN ARREST US FOR NOT STEALING YOUR DAMN LAWN'*
Yusuke: ah.. I think this guy had one too many beers... but just to be safe maybe we should just... Hi-tail it.. out of he.. *starts off at a run in the opposite direction*
Kuwabara: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs after him* HEY URAMESHI YOU CHICKEN ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY???
Hiei: e.e;; I do believe that's you would call what you're doing right now..
Kurama: suppose we should go after them..
Hiei: let them be morons.. What concern is it to us.
Kurama: *takes Hiei by the cloth of his shoulder and walks off* that really wasn't a request..
Keiko: O.O *looks back and forth between the ranting Boston accent loser on the phone arguing with the police about lawn theft then back to Yusuke running for his life, sudden rage fills her body again and runs past Hiei and Kurama after Yusuke to catch up with him (or rather give him a lovely present of PAIN!!!)*
Yusuke: *trips on his own feet (go figure) and falls flat on his face, looks back in horror at the raging BULL (ok come on you guys...who is it........ke....keik......e.e;; KEIKO YOU MORONS!), squeals to Kuwabara (yes squeals)* SAVE ME! *and before the slow, orange-haired oaf could give a proper response other than dskj is pushed into Keiko, though it didn't seem to slow her down for she pushed him aside and went in for the kill*
Hiei & Kurama: *look on with pain as Yusuke is torn to pieces by the rabid animal*
Keiko: *after about 10 minutes of severe beating stands up and flattens her skirt being thoroughly pleased with herself, looks over to Hiei and Kurama who are still looking at her* what?
Hiei & Kurama: *both step back shaking their heads* uhh nothing...
Keiko: *picks up backpack* well I need to go.... I just remembered I was going to study with friends later on *turns around to look at the disfigured Yusuke and without a word turns around and walks off*
Yusuke: *lying on the ground* you know you would think out of all the demons I've killed I would be able to take a beating from her...
Hiei: *snickers*
Yusuke: what..
Hiei: its just embarrassing.. I mean for you, we enjoyed the entertainment
Yusuke: *glares and wipes his mouth* o hardy hardy har... Hey where is Kuwabara?
::the truth of the matter was that Kuwabara was in the middle of the street where Keiko had knocked him, he was still lying there in what he thought was pain and whining to himself all of a sudden a big 16-wheeler comes speeding down the street and....... Makes a right turn at the street before Kuwabara::
Kuwabara: *sighs in relief, but then is hit by a low flying griffin* oa...hhhf.. *lies head on the ground*
Yusuke: e.e;;; right *walks off* so what do you want to do..
Kuwabara: *whimpers from behind* aw com'on... help me!!!
:D I should have made the 16-wheeler crush him . but I'm to nice... Newayz not that funny but I just got home from school and I felt I needed to update at least one of my unfinished fanfics.... newayz, review my sucky story and tell me what you think, NOW DAMN YOU no I'm kidding... tho.. you're going to do it now right?