Hiyah people I'm at school, bored as hell, supposed to be working on some alcohol project….. but I really don't want to do that, ((seeing as I have all the info)). Yes but anywayz I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho ((although I own DVD's 1-22 soon to be 23 and mangas 1-3 yes I am a loser)) so on with it?? edit: sorry fanfic wont let me use those star things for action so I'm using - now n.n"

Tea….. do I ever name my chapters?? NO

::a swarm of pigeons circled around then swooped in for the kill upon an unconscious Kuwabara::

Kuwabara: -snoring as people passing by stop to look at this odd event. A boy sleeping on the ground was being pecked by pigeons, stirs a bit and then sits up as the pigeons fly away, screams AH FLYING MONKIES gets up and runs unfortunately in the direction Yusuke and the others were in-

Yusuke: -sighs with his hands behind his head- wow, bored again…… gee go figure….

Hiei: hn maybe you should spend your time more productively

Yusuke: o like you do?

Hiei: ¬.¬ hn….

Kurama: -sighs-

Yusuke: hey Kurama can we go back to your house and play Game cube?

Kurama: I don't know…

Yusuke: come on please!? I never get to play on them

Kurama: ……is that so…

Yusuke: ayup

Kurama: then how are you so good at Super smash brothers AND with Yoshi…

Yusuke: uhhhhhh……..

::A nearby kid takes off a lid of a Danimals Yogurt thing, suddenly everything goes animated ((lets say in a different way XD)) and a polar bear and other various animals come flying over to him::

Polar bear: YAH DANIMALS

Kid: O.O

Other various animals: YAH

Some guy who sings in the background: DANIMALS KIDS THEY'RE SU-SU-SUPER FAST!!!

Kid: -gets on a skateboard and whooshes across the screen-

SGWSITB: SU-SU-SUPER STRONG! SUPER HEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: -lifts a poor frightened lady who just happened to be walking by-

Other various animals and polar bear: YAH DANIMALS!!

One very brave animal: -runs over to Yusuke and the others- WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A DANIMALS KID TOO!!!!

Hiei: -with a very cold glare- would you like to become road kill e.e""

That poor brave animal: -backs up frightened- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -turns and runs, running into the kid who was lifting that poor woman-

Kid: O.O -looses his balance on his skateboard as it goes flying from under him. Somehow manages to fall onto it and goes flying down the street sitting on the skateboard still holding onto that poor lady, few seconds later flies at top speed into a garbage can-

Hiei: -keeps walking as the animation goes back to what it was-

Yusuke: o.o…. eh -shrugs and continues on-

Kurama: -looks around at the wake of disaster and sighs then follows-

Yusuke: honestly what is up with all this?

Kurama: with all what?

Yusuke: the… commercial………… stuff………….. O.o……

Kurama: -sighs- I do not know….

Yusuke: alright AH -went sprawling to the ground since the rabid Kuwabara had tackled him from behind-

Kuwabara: -foaming at the mouth- WHY DID YOU JUST LEAVE ME FOR THE EVIL FLYING MONKIES TO DEVOUR MY INTESTINES!?!?!!?!?!?!!?

Yusuke: -backed up from Kuwabara as best he could- x.x"""

Kuwabara: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH -gets up and stands there with an eerie look to his eyes-

Yusuke: x.x" Kuwabara I think you might want to get that checked out……

Kuwabara: -stops- get what checked out….

Yusuke: well for starters you're foaming at the mouth………..

Kuwabara: -puts his hand to his mouth and then looks at the foam on his hand- o… I must not have washed my mouth out properly after I brushed my teeth……

Yusuke: you….. brushed your teeth….. before you ran to us……….

Kurama: ô.o

Kuwabara: n.n" UH HUH!!! -flash back told by Kuwabara- well first I got up and ran and ran then I looked to the side of a building as I ran and I saw that I HAD THIS NASTY SPOT ON MY TEEEEEEETH

Yusuke: -nods as if he was talking to a 2 yr old- uh huh, and what happened after that Kuwa-chan? ((yes the chan was intentional XD))

Kuwabara: well then you see I thought to myself 'well Kuwabara you cant have a spot on your teeth…. What if Yukina were to randomly appear and want to give you a kiss but you cant because you have a big SPOT ON YOUR TEETH' then I replied to myself -keeps going on-

Hiei: -at the mention of Kuwabara kissing Yukina he had started walking for Kuwabara to kill him but inches from pulling his katana out and going for Kuwabara Yusuke and Kurama had gone and held him back, was still trying to get to Kuwabara to kill him-

Kuwabara: and that's why that nice old lady let me borrow her toothbrush and paste, so I dunked the toothbrush in a bird bath quickly, 'course had to scare away the birds but that was easy, but then I just brushed my teeth then went and found you guys!....... ……. What are we talking about again……

Kurama: Hiei calm, he doesn't know, it's only a simple crush….

Kuwabara: -looks to Hiei- what's with shorty?

Hiei: -through gritted teeth- you'll see in a second -tries to go for his Katana again-

Kuwabara: -steps back then stops- oooo I see where this is going! I GET IT NOW! EVERYTHING! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!! ALL THOSE TIMES WHEN I MENTIONED YUKINA AND YOU LOOKED PISSED!

Kurama: o.o it seems the cat is out of the bag…..

Yusuke: heh o great

Hiei: o.o………

Kuwabara: YOU LIKE HER DON'T YOU!

::everyone paused, then all except Hiei and Kuwabara started laughing::

Yusuke: yah sure XD you might even say he LOVES her OW! -yelped as Hiei stepped on his foot hard-

Hiei: -glaring at Yusuke- another word detective and your foot becomes my new paperweight

Yusuke: -laughs- paperweight for what? XD I think Koenma would have more use for that

Kuwabara: -parading around like he was a genius for coming up with this false truth- ha! I knew it! Well she's my girl!

Hiei: -goes for him again just to be stopped by Kurama and Yusuke again-

Kurama: Hiei please calm down……..

Kuwabara: yah Hiei a loss is a l- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -is suddenly attacked by a pack of three-toed sloths-

Neighborhood alert car: -goes driving by- neighborhood alert! A pack of vicious three-toed sloths have escaped from the local zoo a few days ago, residents are urged to lock up all their doors and windows and make sure not to eat any toad meat, thank you -goes driving off into the distance repeating the message-

Yusuke: heh a bit late for that

Sloths: -very slowly going for Kuwabara's eyes-

Kuwabara: AHHHH GET THEM OFF OF ME! THEYRE SUPER FAST! I DON'T THINK I CAN DODGE THEM!

Yusuke: -shakes his head and keeps walking-

Hiei: -looks content at this having it stuck in his head that because Kuwabara's vile mouth even mentioned the name of Yukina he was attacked, turns and keeps walking as well-

Kurama: -looks at him, picks up the two sloths that had been making their way up to Kuwabara's face and places them beside Kuwabara then turns and follows Yusuke and Hiei-

Kuwabara: -sits there- ahhhhh freedom -lies there as suddenly a swarm of African bees fly around him- AHHHHHHHHH

Ok you might as well call this the 'Kat likes to attack Kuwabara with animals' chapter……. Because it is XD sorry it took so long for me to post this, T.T I know it is bad but well bare with it………… heh……. Yah so um…… already have the 23rd DVD of YYH…. Now it's 18 more days till the 24th one comes out :D but anywayz hope you enjoyed it REVIEW!!!! n.n"